Chapter 2 of Freaky Naked Jerry Much? I just keep pumping out these updates it seems. Given that this is currently a time where I'm in between major stuff, like test and so forth (I just turned in an essay today). So, perfect time to do another update!
And what perfect story to do right now then this one? Unlike some of my other epic stories currently out (including CotW), this story is VERY unlikely to be more then Four or Five chapters maximum. Again, this is more of, well, an extra fun story from me. Should be my shortest story of the bunch!
Oh, and Jerry not really being naked…ummm…well, in the actual story he's naked. The extra at the end, well…hey, if this was a movie or a TV show he wouldn't. So, um, ignore that! Hehehe…uh.
Anyways, without further ado, on with the story!
Vancouver – Canada11: 04 AM
"According to the information Jerry gave us, this should be the location of Balloon World." Sam, as well as the other girls, was wearing her jumpsuit, commented on.
"So, you sure that Tim Scam is involved?" Clover frowned as they looked at the empty building.
"Well, the last sighting of him was here in Vancouver." Sam added. "Since all these people wound up missing at the same time, it is a good bet that they Scam is involved."
The girls looked around the now abandoned warehouse.
However, the other issue was still fresh in their mind.
"I still can't believe Jerry decided to go in the buff!" Alex tried, though failing, to get that mental image out of mind. She shivered in fear.
"Totally!" Clover voice was shaky. "I mean, why couldn't it be a cute boy be the one that became a nudist. Why did it have to be, have to be…JERRY?" Clover was hit by the memory of what happened when they were on the moving walkway. "And, and, and…I touched him! I touched a naked Jerry!" Clover was about to faint again.
Sam slapped her a few times. "This is no time be fainting Clover! Remember, Tim Scam escaped!"
Clover was shaking her head in an attempt to, well, stay conscious and to get the mental image of a naked Jerry out of her mind. "You know, even a naked Tim Scam wouldn't have been that bad."
Sam sweat dropped. "I'm not exactly happy by what happened too! But we still need to finish this mission! Hopefully, Jerry will come to he senses when all is said and done."
"He'd better." Alex shivered again. "Or I'll never look forward to being WOOHPed again!"
"Well, you never looked forward to them in the first place." Sam added.
"Well, yeah." Alex agreed. "But now, with Jerry naked, it is totally worse!"
"Yeah. But, well, we can't just dwell on the subject! Because if we do, we will never get that image out of our heads." Sam ushered the two to follow her. "Let's see if we can find any clues here!"
They all entered the warehouse. The warehouse was almost completely empty.
"Okay! How did Tim Scam get all the stuff out of here so fast?" Clover wondered.
"I know!" Alex concurred. "Who ever the villains hired to do their moving must've done it really fast! The next time I move somewhere or need a room cleaned out, I want these guys to do it!"
"Yeah." However, something else was bothering Sam. Well, other then naked Jerry. "But what does Tim Scam want with all the people? He's after us right?"
"Maybe he's going to brainwash them and form some anti-WOOHP agency!" Clover surmised. "They could have gadgets, cool clothing, the works! Speaking of clothes…"
"Stop it right there Clover..." After she scolded Clover a bit, Sam narrowed her eyes in indifference. "Other then that last bit, I doubt it. Sounds too much like another villain we fought. I'm sure Scam would want to differentiate himself from them at least. Even if his other plans have been relatively sucky." Then, Sam noticed something on the ground. Sam went up to it and picked it up. It appeared to be some sort of rubber, like a balloon. "Could be a clue. Let's contact Jer…" Sam instantly lost interest with that suggestion. "On second thought, Alex?"
"Yeah?" Alex responded.
"You don't happen to still have that bio-lab watch do you?" Sam asked hopeful.
Alex looked at her arm. "Yeah, I have it right here."
"Phew." Sam presented her the clue that she held. "Here Alex, scan this!"
Alex used her watch to scan the item. "It says here that it is made out of some sort of 'living' rubber."
"Living rubber?" Clover was stunned. "Are you saying…"
"Don't go there Clover." Sam glared at Clover.
"I'm sorry!" Clover was in near tears. "It just that, I can't stop thinking about it!"
"Well, try to think of something else! Like…ummmm…'As The World Burns'! Yeah! Think about what Scott is going to do to break up Carly and Rob." Sam looked at the data. "Now, back to the clue, actually, it isn't 'alive' per say. Though with the right electrical current…" Sam looked around the used an exposed wire in the warehouse and zapped it. The rubber moved to a number of shapes. "Depending on the electrical current, the rubber moves depending on the amount of electricity that it is given."
"Wow Sammy!" Clover asked with a bit of amazement. "You're so smart!"
"Not really!" Sam felt embarrassed. "I just read it in some magazine. Unfortunately that's about as far as I know about it. Maybe Jerry can tell us the rest…" Sam again felt disinterested. "Hopefully in an email."
Clover was way ahead of her and text messaged Jerry their findings. Obviously, she didn't want to contact Jerry the normal way and see, well, his naked body. Before, when they were using the compowder, that might not have been a problem since all they would probably see in the view screen would be his upper body. Ever since they moved to the X-Powder, Jerry has been showing up as a holographic representation of himself…sometimes from the ankles up. Not good for them. "Done! So, since we have wait for Jerry to contact us again, I guess we should be heading home."
"Yeah." Sam agreed. "We can go back home, and study for that test we have tomorrow."
Alex frowned. "Well, if it can keeps my mind from remembering what I saw this morning, I actually wouldn't mind studying."
Beverly Hills Food Court12:45 PM
The girls were all sitting at one of the tables. Clover was wearing a blue crew neck sleeveless top, a belted tight fitting jeans, and brown shoes. Sam was wearing a shiny red sweater with a little puffy ribbon around her neck. The sweater stops just above her belly button. She was also wearing loose fitting jeans with blue flame-like symbols on the bottom. She was also wearing brown shoes. Alex was wearing a spaghetti strapped blue tank top, and a white skirt that stops just above the knees. They were all carrying a tray of food to a table.
The girls all sat down at a table and started eating their bought lunch.
"I wonder how long it will take for Jerry to give us the information about the plastic found in that warehouse." Sam wondered.
"Uh hem!" Alex got Sam's attention. "We are eating Sam!"
"Oh, sorry about that." Sam dropped her head. "Still, if he contacts us through the X-Powder about it, someone has to get it!"
"Uh! I hate it when you're right!" Clover took a sip from her cheery soda. "Okay, let's play rock paper scissors."
The girls played rock paper scissors to see who would answer the X-Powder when Jerry calls. Low and behold, Alex lost.
"Ah man!" Alex cried streams of tears.
"Sorry!" Clover grinned. "But you're going to have to be the one who have to suffer!"
The girls sighed and started to eat in relative silence. This silence was broken when Clover spoke up.
"Jerry has scared me for life!" Clover frowned as she dropped her fork full of her vegetarian chow mien. "Every time I try to think about something else, his…his…his naked body just keeps popping up! I have seen more of Jerry then I had ever wanted to see in my entire life! No matter what I do, I can't get that image out of my mind!"
"Don't worry Clover." Sam tried to reassure her. "I'm sure a cute boy could help you forget about Jerry!"
"I'm not so sure about that Sam." Alex giggled. "After all, she dated half of all the boys in this mall!"
"Got a point there." Sam grinned. "Still, I think there are still a few fish left in the sea." Sam giggled. "Maybe even Jerry, you certainly seen…"
Clover narrowed her eyes at her two supposed friends. "Hahaha. Not funny!" Clover started to eat her chow mien.
Alex took a bite from her burger. "Seriously." Alex spoke up. "I really hate bringing it up, trust me, I do, but I agree with Clover."
"Same here." Sam reluctantly agreed. She took an eel sushi with chopsticks and ate it. "What did we ever do to Jerry to deserve this?"
Alex shut her eyes and shook her head really fast as images of naked Jerry threatened to appear. "Maybe he banged his head on the bedpost this morning."
"Either that or he was simply going senile in his old age." Clover shivered. "Chances are we need to have that memory eraser thing in order for us to live a normal life!" Clover surmised.
"Okay, can we stop about Jerry's midlife crisis here? I'd like to finish what we are eating and talking about this isn't helping." Sam swallowed whatever food she had in her mouth. "I'd also like to keep the food down too."
"Agreed." The girls all said in unison. The girls were about to take another bite from their lunch when…
"Hello girls!" They heard a voice, a voice they had hoped NOT to hear from today. A voice they had hoped not to hear, especially at the mall, in the middle of the food court.
The girls' eyes go extremely wide. They all were frozen in fear.
"Girls?" Jerry called to them again.
The girls slowly turned their head to Jerry. When they saw that he was still naked, they quickly turned their head back. "Hi Jerry." The girls replied unenthusiastically. Their eyes were all still very wide.
"Just so you know girls, I have the information you are looking for." Jerry was holding a palm pilot.
"That's nice to know Jerry." Alex continued to NOT look at Jerry.
"Jerry, what are you doing here?" Sam was quivering. "Why didn't you just, contact us with the X-Powder?"
All three girls started to sweat.
"Well, you don't expect me to always be in my office all day did you?" Jerry watched the girls all nod. Jerry frowned. "I'm not that stuck up."
"We can see that." Alex blurted out. The other girls glared at her. "Hehehe."
Sam was sweating the most. "Now, could you go away? We're kind of eating right now."
Jerry was confused by the girls' awkwardness. "But girls, I haven't given you the details yet!"
"Well, Jerry, it's just that, it's just that…" Clover couldn't take it anymore. "YOU'RE IN PUBLIC AND YOU'RE STILL NAKED!"
"Oh!" Jerry finally realized what was bothering the girls. "You're still upset about this?" Jerry smiled widely. "It's okay girls! I'm sure my new lifestyle will grow on you three eventually."
"I SERIOUSLY DOUBT THAT JER!" The girls said in unison.
"Besides, you're attracting attention!" Clover added.
Jerry was stunned by their reaction. But then, he looked around and noticed that they were correct. The entire mall was staring at him. Shocked and wide eyed. However, for whatever reason, this didn't bother him, much to the extreme disappointment for the girls. "I'm actually quite flattered with all the attention. Still, we do have to keep it down girls. For the good of the world of course."
The girls continued to panic.
He then coughed, as he wanted to get to a more pressing topic. "Well, about the information you girls were seeking…"
Alex was on a cell phone. "Hello 911? I'd like to report a naked man…"
Sam ripped Alex's phone from her hand. "Alex," Sam said through the corner of her mouth. "Not in front of Jerry!"
"Look on the bright side." Clover whispered to the other girls. "At least no one from school is here."
As she was saying this…
"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" Mandy revolted in her annoying voice. "Who is that naked old dirty man?"
"You just had to jinx it Clover." Sam harshly whispered.
Mandy was wearing a violet sweater and a violet skirt. She was also wearing a butterfly pin. "That is just nast!" Mandy looked at the girls, then, with a VERY quick glance, looked at Jerry. "Is he your friend or something?"
"NO!" The three immediately replied.
Jerry waved at Mandy. "Hello Mandy! Nice to see you again!"
Mandy's eyes go wide. "Do I know you?"
Clover went behind Mandy. "No. But he knows you." Clover grinned. "He wanted to know that nice girl in purple." Clover watched as Mandy became more horrified with each word Clover spoke. "Said he wanted to ask you to work for him!"
Jerry blinked. "Um…"
Mandy was now in complete shock. "AS IF!" She got into Jerry's face. "I will never work for dirty ol…ol…ol…" Mandy just realized that she was now really close to Jerry. In fact, practically touching him. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Mandy ran out of there as fast as she can.
"Well, that's one way of get rid of unwanted attention I guess." Jerry rubbed his chin.
"The other way is for you to go home and pretend you don't know us." Alex again blurted out.
Jerry glared at Alex.
A bashful Alex looked away from him.
"ANYWAYS," Sam got the attention of everyone. "What did you find Jerry?" 'The faster he tells us, the faster he will leave! Hopefully!'
"Oh yes, that." Jerry looked at his palm pilot. "The rubber that you found…"
Clover mentally cringed at the word rubber. Especially with someone who is currently, well…
"Was developed by Lance Corporations." Jerry finished.
"Yeah, I read about them." Sam was trying to hurry the conversation. "But didn't they shut down?" Sam quickly added.
"Yes." Jerry continued. "However, their work was bought out by Tommy's Balloon Factory. The material in the sample you examined came from a factory in Kansas."
"Got it!" The girls were all prepared to leave.
"Wait girls!" The girls stopped in mid running pose. "Good luck on your mission!" Jerry turned around and started to leave the mall, with all the shocked onlookers watching him.
"Yeah thanks Jerr!" Sam quickly replied. All three girls sped out the door. However, Sam had to get out one more comment. "And Jerry, FOR THE LOVE OF COMMON DECENCY, PUT ON SOME CLOTHES!"
"What Sam?" Jerry turned backed and blinked a few times in confusion.
But by the time he turned around, the girls were gone. Leaving only a dust cloud.
End of Chapter 2
I hope you enjoyed that chapter! The nightmare for the girls continues! And yes, this is the second time that I had Jerry meet them in the mall if you count "Crack of the Whip". I know Jerry doesn't do that often (read, not at all) but, given the possibility of what a naked Jerry would be in the outside world, and NOT just a face on the com…X-Powder of him sitting at his desk, hilarity is bound to ensure!
I also didn't intend this chapter to be, quite this long. I was aiming for 6 pages of total story (excluding authors notes). Not 7. However, with each new sentence, this chapter just kept getting better and better! Hehehe.
From the looks of things, this story WILL be four chapters maximum. VERY short compared to my other stories (all the stories that currently have less then four chapters, which is only one right now, is only that way because of the hiatus that I have on it. In the end, most of my stories would have a minimum of twelve chapters. "Two Birds…Part 1" was only nine chapters, but at the same time, in a way, it and Part 2 are really part of one story. So in reality, it would be twenty-one+ chapters if you include Part 2 into the mix. And even, that's still more then four). I already said the reason so I won't repeat it here. In fact, of all my stories, this one has the best chance of equaling an actual episode in terms of length IF you count 1 page as one minute (each episode is around 22-24 minutes). Of real story and not author's notes, on my Microsoft Word, Chapter 1 was 5 pages, and chapter 2 was 7 pages worth of story. So, about 10 more pages to go!
Next Chapter…The Spies confronts Tim Scam! Though that's fine by the girls! Anything that gets them away from naked Jerry. Until then…later!
OMAKE
SimmyC: And cut!
Sam: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! This story sucks!
Alex: I thought you said less naked Jerry!
SimmyC: It is less naked Jerry! Proportion wise.
Clover: Look, just remember that Jerry isn't really naked.
SimmyC: Well, I had a reviewer complain that since Jerry wasn't really naked it took some of the reality out of this story.
Alex: That's fine!
Mandy: (in her star chair) Sucks to be you three! My part just finished. Hehehehehehehe! (snort)
Sam: Hey! How come she gets a star's chair?
SimmyC: (grumbling) That's not important! Anyways, since we need to make sure the audience accepts this story…
Clover: (sweating) Don't tell me…
Jerry: (Wearing a long rain coat. Coming out of the trailer. Grinning) What's wrong girls? There's nothing wrong with being naked!
Spies: (sweating) Please don't be…
Jerry: (opens coat. Winks)
Spies: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (runs)
SimmyC: I love this job.
