'Professor Dumbledore?'

'Yes?' She answered.

'Am I in trouble?'

'Nope.'

Nope? Dumbledore never said that. Merlin! In a flash his wand was out.

'STUPEFY!' Surprisingly Dumbledore froze and went crashing to the ground.

'Wingardium leviosa!'

With that Harry floated the intruder through the halls to Dumbledore's office. When he got there he plopped him/her down on the ground and looked at the gargoyle.

'You couldn't just let me through could you?' To his great surprise the gargoyle shook his head. 'Ok... erm let me see... chocolate frogs? No off cause it wouldn't be too well used. Um... jelly beans? Cockroach cluster, Bertie Botts every flavoured beans? Err... blood pops? No too sick. 'Canary crèmes? Mars Bars? No that's mugg-' the gargoyle was moving.

He really does get crazier every day. Harry thought to himself. 'Wingardium Leviosa.' He wandered up the steps to his office. When entered the Dumbledore inside started to laugh.

'Harry it's ok. You can let her down now. Oh that is the funniest sight I have seen in years.'

Harry dumped this "she" onto the ground. 'enervate.' As soon as these words were uttered, a pretty blushing witch appeared.

'Ah Asrenalia. You've forgotten that mere mortals don't read auras and wouldn't have recognized yours and known not to attack you. Harry thought you were just another witch or wizard.'

'But he shouldn't have been able to do that. Not yet anyway.'

'I learnt that spell in second year, what are you talking about?'

Oh he has a lot to learn.'I think it's time to introduce me Albus.' Dumbledore nodded.

'Harry... this is God.'

Harry blinked. He had cracked it. 'Professor – no offense intended, but are you on something?'

Both Dumbledore and this Asrenalia figure started to howl with laughter. Harry had never seen him look so young.

'Ok... what is going on?'

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