I believe I've made it fairly clear that I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!
Now, then:
Joey scratched his head. He had the same plan as in Battle City: uphold his reputation by only facing tough duelists. But he couldn't find any.
"Geez, where are you guys!" he shouted.
"Joey?" asked a familiar voice behind him. He whirled.
"Bakura?"
"Hello. How's your chip count?"
"Ehhh, not bad," Joey replied, grinning broadly. He'd laugh me out of this virtual dump if I told him I only had one.
"Really? It looks like you only have one."
"HUH? How'd you know?" Bakura pointed to the thing around Joey's neck, to which Joey had decided to attach all his chips so he didn't loose them. He sighed.
"Would you care to duel? Maybe you'll win." Joey stared at Bakura. Then he remembered that Bakura had been in the Battle City finals, so he whipped out his deck.
"LET'S DUEL!" (J:8000) (B:8000) They each activated their duel disks and drew five cards.
"Why don't I start?" said Bakura, as he drew. "I summon Earthbound Spirit in attack mode." (500/2000) "Next, I'll activate a magic card known as Guardian Treasure. This allows me to discard my hand and draw two cards." Joey gave him a blank look. "I also draw an extra card at the beginning of every turn." Joey gave a low whistle.
"That's nice. My move! I summon Zombyra the Dark in attack mode!" (2100/500) "Zombyra can't attack your life points directly and he loses 200 hundred attack points for each monster he destroys, but it'll do. Attack his Earthbound Spirit!" (B:6400) (Z:1900/500) Bakura cried out in pain. "It's your turn." Bakura drew.
"I activate another magic card. The Dark Door!"
"Hey, you played that card against Yugi when you dueled him in the finals!"
"Actually, that was the spirit of the Millennium Ring, but yes this is that card."
"What does it do again?" Bakura rolled his eyes.
"I makes it so neither of us can attack more than once per turn. I'll also summon my Headless Knight in attack mode." Clanking was heard from nowhere, then a headless suit of armor walked out of some mist. (1450/1700)
"NYEEHH!" Joey jumped. Wait. This is the same strategy he used against Yugi. He probably wants my to destroy all his monsters so he call summon that Dark Necro-whatsis. I'd better be ready for it. "My move! I summon Goblin Attack Force in attack mode!" (2300/0) "Attack his Headless Knight!" (B:5550) (Z:1700/500) "Now I have to switch my Goblin Attack Force into defense mode. I also play one card facedown. That ends my turn!"
"Fine. I draw my two cards and summon one monster in defense mode and I place two cards facedown. And I end my turn."
"I won't play anything this turn. I'll just attack your facedown monster with Zombyra!" The monster was revealed to be an odd, one-eyed, blue creature. "What was that?"
"Hiro's Shadow Scout. Its effect causes you to draw three cards and reveal them, then discard any magic cards." He drew. Legendary Sword. "Magic Card. Discard it." Salamandra. "Again, discard it." Garoozis. "Monster, keep it. My move. Now I can summon Dark Necrofear in attack mode! You'll remember he also played this card against Yugi." (2200/2800) Joey nodded, fear etched in every line of his face. "Now, Dark Necrofear! Attack his Zombyra the Dark!" Zombyra crumbled under a wave of black. (J:7500)
"My move! I activate Scapegoat!" Four small multi-colored goats sprang onto the field. (0/0) (0/0) (0/0) (0/0) "I also play one card facedown and end my turn."
"Dark Necrofear! Attack his Scapegoat!" A wave of black surged towards the red goat, which squealed in fear.
"Activate trap! Chasm of Spikes! This destroys your monster and takes its attack strength out of your life points!" A massive hole opened beneath Dark Necrofear and it plummeted. (B:3350) Bakura laughed.
"Don't you remember what happens when Dark Necrofear goes to the graveyard? I get to activate Dark Sanctuary!" He grinned. Nothing happened. "WHAT?" Cackling was heard.
"Sorry, but I activated Graverobber," smirked Joey. "This let's me bring Dark Necrofear back on my side of the field, as long as I sacrifice a scapegoat to make room, which I will. So now what?"
"Now, I activate the magic card, Exile of the Wicked!"
"What does it do?" Joey asked worriedly. "I'm not wicked, am I?" Bakura laughed.
"No, but Dark Necrofear is, and it's being exiled to a place known as the graveyard."
"NO!"
"What? No one mourns the wicked." Bakura grinned as Dark Sanctuary filled the field.
