Title: Cuteness is a Weapon
Author: Iskjif
A/N: Okies… this particular drabble is absolute silliness and it was written mostly as a joke for my dear CSI Gray. You may think it's stupid, but go ahead and read it anyways! Who knows… you might find it amusing…
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Voldemort and a cute, shortish girl by the name of Sami the Hobbit, face-off, glaring balefully at each other.
The Dark Lord sneers.
"Really, how can expect to defeat me you foolish girl! I am the greatest Dark Lord of all time!" He crosses his arms and smirks at her condescendingly.
Sami remains completely calm and smiles sweetly.
"Like this!"
She reaches behind her back and whips-out Remus Lupin.
At first Voldemort seems completely unimpressed, but as he gazes upon Remus' blazing cuteness, his horror starts to grow.
The adorable werewolf smiles sweetly and the Dark Lord can take it no longer. He turns around and runs away much faster than many would have guessed he could.
As he sprints off into the distance he wails, "Snivell- I mean Severuuuuuus!"
Sami cackles and huggles her beloved Moony, too obsessed with the terrible cuteness to celebrate her victory beyond that.
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A/N: Well aren't you glad that insanity is over? Hehe, it's amazing the strange conversations I have with my Hobbit in the late hours of the morning…
