A/n: Ok, this is my second chapter. This story is supposed to be kind of dumb and pointless so bare with me if you want. There are some character bashings and sarcasm so yes. Thanks for all o the reviews!
Phoebe dies and admits her love to Cole! A Tragic Tale!
Phoebe lay on the couch and felt her life slowly slipping away from her. Her sister's had tried everything to help her, but no. She wanted to talk to Cole, to be with him more than anything before she died. So luckily for her, Cole then flamed into the room.
"Phoebe!" Cole shouted worriedly as he ran up to her, "Are you alright?"
"Of course I'm not!" Phoebe snapped, "I'm lying here nearly dying and you're asking if I'm alright!"
"Why? What happened?"
Phoebe closed her eyes and did a fainting position for a dramatic effect, even though she was already on the couch and laying down...
"The Demon..." Phoebe said slowly, "Oh it's horrible!"
"Are you going to tell me or not?" Cole asked frowning.
"Leo wasn't here to heal me like he should have!"
"Phoebe...WHAT HAPPENED!"
"This demon threw an energy ball at me! And of course it hit me! Because I HAVE NO GOOD POWERS!"
"Phoebe, darling! How horrible!"
"Yes, I just wanted to say that...I...Love...You..." Phoebe whispered as she died.
"Phoebe! NO! I'll get you back one way or the other!" Cole shouted.
Cole can Resurrect Phoebe!
"I got it! I've gotten The Circle Of Life!" Cole shouted happily glazing at the magical artifact.
"Isn't that in the Lion King?" Piper, the bossy and stressed sister, pointed out as she started singing The Circle of Life.
"Is that a movie?" Cole asked, "My parents never approved of that movie to me, if you look closely in the wind it spells-"
"Can we get going already!" Paige, the impatient and ignorant sister yelled. "I'd prefer Phoebe dead! She's getting all of the attention that I'm supposed to get!"
"Oh shut up," Cole snapped at Paige who glared at him in return.
The three then orbed into the manor where Phoebe lay on the couch dead.
"Why is it called The Circle Of Life?" Paige asked, "It has NOTHING to do with THE Circle of Life."
"Maybe if you weren't so ignorant and stupid, you'd understand!" Piper snapped.
"But it's in The LION KING!"
"Well...it's call MAGIC!"
"But the Lion King! That movie was horrible! And the sequels weren't good either! You'd know if you got out more and stop stressing!"
"Are you kidding me? That movie was AWESOME! And I do go out a whole lot!"
"Hey! Are you listening to me?" Paige snapped at Cole. "I'm supposed to get Everyone's attention!"
Cole then ignored the little argument behind him and gave Phoebe The Circle Of Life item. Phoebe then bolted upright and punched Paige in the face.
"Oops...Sorry...My elbow was twitching..." Phoebe giggled.
(Nice Cole and Phoebe moment)
And the all lived Happily ever After.
A/n: That was a sad excuse for a Chapter...I'm just doing one like story per chapter I guess, I'll rotate it around though, so it may be Piper and Leo next, or Bianca and Chris, or Some other random thing that I can think up of...
