Drabble 31 – Pickup Lines

"Ya' wanna see my spaceship?"

Roy twitched as he listened to the bad pickup line. He walked over to the eligible bachelorette.

"Hey you have beautiful toes to match your beautiful face."

The girl blushed and then sighed and Roy smirked.

The man who was there before stared at the Flame Colonel.

"...She's wearing sneakers."

Roy chose to ignore the comment.

At that moment another man chose to come over as the first man slunk quietly into the shadows.

"HEEEEEY. What're yous doin' wit' mah girl?"

Roy looked up at the giant man, who leered menacingly at him.

"...The same thing I was doin' with yo momma last night."

That was all the big menacing man needed to punch Roy.

The brawl in the bar commenced as Roy snapped. The man went rocketing in a certain Edward Elric.

The blonde's glare automatically found Roy.

"WHO'S SO SHORT THAT IF YOU HIT THE TARGET YOU GET 100 POINTS!"

Automail was transmuted and Honoo vs. Hagane part 17 started.

15 minutes later after the Colonel and the chibi left together Jean Havoc entered the scene.

Walking over to the young woman he asked:

"I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"


Word Count – 200

BTW don't mind the way it's written... -cough-

It's been forever, ne? Yep, I've been dead, and when I do update, it's total crack…. Yea, this was inspired by us –us being me and mah posse/beta/slaves- walking past a bar and Pride saying "Oooh, maybe Roy's in there, getting drunk with Hughes." So of course I look…. Eheh… I'll try updating sometime.