Disclaimer: As everyone knows, I own no WWE wrestler, all their names, blah, blah, blah, are Vince McMahon's and WWE. The story is mine, though, so ha! ;)

A/N: This idea sparked in my head today, so I had to at least write something down! I'll be bringing back some wrestlers, so be warned. I'll post the pairing at the end of the chapter, so this will be good (and hopefully not too long! :D)

HUGE EDIT Okay, made a mistake on the list (already...=) Kane was put in two...So look below if you want to figure out who I kept him with. I changed some of the story, too, for it.


"LISTEN UP!" Vince McMahon yelled to everyone in the room, which were all WWE wrestlers. "We're going to be going on a little trip, since we can't get planes for the shows." Many of the wrestlers moaned and groaned at this statement. "And we will hit a halfway point, before heading up to Canada." The protests started, but Vince's hand shut them all up in a hurry. "I have assignments here that you must follow. Have fun and get going." He finished and left the large room, hearing loud footsteps at once.

"The Rock is paired up with him...him...AND HIM?!" Rock exclaimed, his eyes nearly bugging out of his head.

"I'm with Rocky, yay!" Eugene said as he clapped his hands together, running out of the room flailing his arms like an airplane.

Triple H looked at who he was paired up with, and grinned widely. "Amen for Evolution." He mumbled, and then noticed another name on the list.

"I'm with all of them?" Trish Stratus cried out, looked over in Triple H's direction, who smirked. She pouted, running out of the room with Stacy Keibler.

"Eh?" Tajiri let out as he scanned the list, finding his name at the bottom along with five other people.

Brock Lesnar came up behind Tajiri, grabbing his shoulder and freaking the hell out of the little man. "Hey, don't worry, were going together!"

Tajiri cursed in Japanese, and then showed off a half smile, getting out of the room.

Lilian Garcia looked at the group she had. She mentally smacked herself upside the head for her group.

Kane and Matt Hardy both looked at the list, then at each other, Lita, back at each other, sent scowls, and left without saying anything. Lita looked back at them two as they left, then to the list, seeing she was with them both, along with Shawn Michaels, Rosey, The Hurricane, and Rhyno. She prayed the car wouldn't be destroyed by the time they headed north of the border.

"AW hell no!" John Cena yelled as he checked out the list. "This stuff is just wack!"

"Hey esse." Eddie Guerrero came in. "It's okay Johnnie, I know Japanese, so I can take care of Kenzo!"

"We gotta deal with those Full Blooded Idiots, too, dude!" John whined, and then left, Eddie trailing.

Chris Benoit went to check the list, then went back to where he was sitting with Rey Mysterio and Edge. "We're riding together!"

"Woo!" Rey and Edge said at the same time, sharing high-fives.

"Oh, and with Sable, those Bashams, and Shelton Benjamin."

Edge and Rey's spirits diminished a bit. "We're going to be so crammed." Edge commented.

"I'm driving then!" Rey yelled.

"Heck no." Danny Basham came up, Doug by his side. "You can't even see over the steering wheel, Rey, one of us is driving."

"That's the best you got, huh?" Rey asked as he stood from his seat.

"Guys, stop fighting over something stupid!" Sable exclaimed as she went over to the table.

Everyone at the table stared at her like she was nuts. "Right." They all let out slowly under their breath.

Dawn Marie checked out her list, and laughed. "All mid-carders woo hoo!" She said sarcastically and went out of the room to the diva's locker room.

John Bradshaw Layfield came over to the list as he adjusted his title. "Hmm... Billy Kidman, Rob Conway, Tazz, and Michael Cole. I guess they can all use some advice."

Undertaker came over to the list and saw it within seconds, grinning in satisfaction. He didn't have to really deal with anyone except Booker T.

Kurt Angle examined the list, horror apparent on his face. He didn't mind one of the people, Charlie Haas, but it was three others that had him about to kill himself—Rico, Miss Jackie, and Torrie Wilson.

Everyone began to scurry off out of the room after awhile, getting ready to head to the hotel and get their things together, to start a memorable road trip.

A/N: Oh, a start... Some feuds! Ha, maybe, here's the list, anyway. (Oh, and please review, too! ;])
The Rock – Eugene – Sylvain Grenier – Chris Jericho

Evolution – Stacy Keibler

Trish Stratus – Jeff Hardy – Tajiri – Brock Lesnar – Shannon Moore – Paul Heyman

Chris Benoit – Bashams – Rey Mysterio – Sable – Shelton Benjamin – Edge

JBL – Tazz – Michael Cole - Rob Conway – Billy Kidman

Steven Richards – Victoria – Coach – Chuck Palumbo – Tyson Tomko – Christian

Kane – Lita – Matt Hardy – Rhyno – Shawn Michaels – Rosey – The Hurricane

Rico – Charlie Haas – Torrie Wilson – Miss Jackie – Kurt Angle

Kenzo Suzuki – Nunzio – Johnny Stamboli – John Cena – Eddie Guerrero

Spike Dudley – D-Von Dudley – Bubba Ray Dudley – Billy Gunn – Hardcore Holly – Dawn Marie

Rene Dupree – Paul London – Lilian Garcia – Rob Van Dam – Val Venis

Undertaker – Booker T – Hiroko – Stephanie McMahon