A/N HOLY COW! 11 WHOLE REVIEWS! I LOVE YOU PEOPLE! Okay, sorry about that…anyway thanks so much anyone who reviewed and if you read and didn't review, POO ON YOU! Now, I'll thank you all specifically, because it makes the chapter seem longer!

Thesolitary-dragon: I really didn't steal it from her I swear! Crosses fingers Okay no, I seriously didn't! Lol. I'm glad you found the 'flying fuck' amusing, because I always have, and I just thought it was a very Freddy-ish thing to say! I'm glad you liked it because there were a few people that I was like 'Ahhhhhhhhhhh are they gonna like it!" But you say you do, so it's all good!

Jessica: Right now, you are a pooey face so I am not going to reply to your review! HA!

MetallicaMad: I completely agree that the Michael Jackson comment wasn't necessary because, I don't follow the case, the only thing I know is that he's on charge for child molestation. Though I don't know if he's guilty or innocent, I just figured it was a VERY Freddy thing to say, and all should be disregarded if Freddy says it. Lol. Sorry if I offended you, and thanks for reading and reviewing!

Sweetcaroline: Good, I'm glad you don't think I stole it because, well, that would suck! I really like the way Freddy thinks as well, or else, then I wouldn't have made him think that way! And trust me, he's pretty uh… well you'll see in the next chapters. Thanks for reading and reviewing!

Vampirehelsing: I am writing more, and thanks for saying its good. I actually have the whole story written it's just the problem of getting my lazy ass up to TYPE it.

Dozengirl; Yes, I do know what a Mary-Sue is, why do ya ask? And don't worry there isn't one in my story, though there is a janitor, no worries because she's cool! Thanks for reading and reviewing!

Parcie05: Lol. Your review made me laugh, just because. I dunno why, but it did. And I'm updating so here ya go!

Nanners-77: I was really surprised when I read your review, because I just figured you wouldn't like it. I don't really know why, but I figured you'd be like 'Ah it sucks, stop writing forever!' But you didn't so yay! I know, I do have a problem with the whole detail thing sometimes. I really, really, hope it doesn't seem clichéd because that defiantly wasn't what I was going for. Thanks for the review!

Vaguely-specific: Yeah I figured if I did it in Summer's POV, it just kinda be a little, boring. And of course, who doesn't love Freddy? So I did that… It is pretty amusing in the future chapters (Though there's only like 3 or 4 chapters, I mean how far can you extend a story about a closet!) but I shouldn't humble myself. Lol. Thanks for reviewing!

Lucky-starz06: I really love S/F too, and I can't wait to read your, I'm always excited for a new one! I'm continuing, now you have to review! Thanks for reviewing though!

Hopelesslydevoted12: I'm extremely glad you liked it! Lol. I feel like I'm a broken record player, I've said that to almost everyone! Thanks for reviewing! Here's the update!

Depressionisanillusion: Yes, I did write something, and YAY, you like it! And I do read A LOT on this site so it should be good. I actually have a horrible headache right now, and I didn't wanna update, but your review inspired me, so here's to you! Lol

I for the disclaimer last chapter so here goes on with Chapter 2! 'I don't own anything other then Mrs. White who doesn't come in until later…here's the chapter that I technically don't own!

Smooth Jones, Real Smooth

Chapter 2: Of Punches and A.D.D

"Ha, Hathaway! You're not serious are you? Just pulling my leg!" I exclaimed, desperate not to believe her.

"EW! Why would I touch any part of you, let alone your leg?" She snapped.

"Oh come on, you know you want my bod," I shot back as cockily as possible, "AHHA!" I exclaimed turning on the light I just found.

Something passed in Summer's eyes, something that look suspiciously like mischief. Then her eyes darkened and she took a step towards me.

"You know, you're right! I do want your bod…" she said in this really seductive kind of voice. She wrapped her arms around my neck and pulled me closer, so I was a mere five inches from her face.

I gulped, "S-Summer, what are you doing?" I stuttered.

It wasn't like I was nervous. Hell no! I've done this loads of times! I mean kiss girls, not getting locked in closets. But… this was my worst enemy! The girl I despise, the girl I would never even consider hot!

Summer didn't answer, but leaned in to kiss me. I was rooted to the spot. The only thing I wanted to know was what the hell is she doing?

The odd thing wasn't that she was kissing me, (Though that was weird) the odd thing was, I liked it! She seemed, I don't know, experienced? Hathaway, experienced? Yeah right…

But before I could even retaliate, she pulled back! Damn her. Her face was flushed, and she was doubled over. Ha, I'm such a great kisser it was over whelming for her! Wait a second… she's laughing? What the hell again! She probably thought I was an idiot, not even kissing her back, I was to dumbfounded. At least I knew she wanted to kiss me… my charm must finally be taking affect!

"Oh my flipping gosh!" Summer gasped between laughs, "I want your bod, Freddy! Oh baby, baby," she mimicked.

Or not… forget what I said about charm. She was just kidding, she never meant any of it! No shit, Freddy, Gosh you're a moron!

"You-You little bitch!" I screamed. Okay, I don't take embarrassment well.

But, this only made her laugh harder anyway. Damn, what this girl could do to a guy's ego…

"You want some more, Jones?" She puckered her lips, and then laughed more, of course.

Now, that made me feel like even more of a moron.

"Whoa, did you actually think I enjoyed that, Tinkerbell?"

"Nope!" She exclaimed, her face lighting up. "I know you enjoyed that, Spaz."

Rolling my eyes, I smirked.

"Yeah, Tink, now I know you have a thing for me…I mean, why else would you kiss me?"

Ha, I got her! Her face immediately fell and she looked worried and exposed. Like I just found out her deepest secret.

"No! No I don't! That's just wrong!" Summer defended.

Yep, she may be good, but I'm better! No girl could ever out do the 'Fredmister!" No guy could either, come to think of it.

"Yeah, whatever. What we really have to do is figure out how to get out of here," I started, "we can continue this later, my place or yours…?"

It didn't take long for that to sink in, and when it did, Tink was pissed.

"Fredrick Jones," she screamed, "Don't you dare start having perverted thoughts about us!"

"Us? So there's an us now, is there?"

"You know what I mean you little-

"GAZAP!" (A/N You'll soon find out I love sound affects)

"Ow, Jones, that was my foot!"

"What is this? The fucking Series of Unfortunate Events? First, I get stuck in a closet with you, and now, the light goes out! Shouldn't there be a spare light bulb in here?" I yelled frustrated.

"Oh God, Oh God, Oh God," Summer repeated over and over, while banging her head on the wall each time.

"Yeah! Keep doing that! Either A) You'll get a concussion and shut the hell up. Or, there's always B) someone will hear you, and save us!"

"Ha Jones, your wit amazes me!" She exclaimed sarcastically.

"I try, I really do."

A/N Okay, HORRIBLE place to stop but my head is killing me, and its very hard to get my lazy ass up, I'm serious! I'm sorry its short, and I spelled things wrong; I just don't feel like changing things. I have this odd feeling I'm gonna get confused and I won't be able to upload this, so if you read it, hooray for me, I did it right! Anywho, I hope ya liked it and review! (Good reviews, not bad ones GOOD!) I'm pathetic… but review anyway! I hope later I'll be in a better mood to update! Oh by the way, I don't own Series of Unfortunate Events, but I hoped you liked the reference anyway!