A/N Okay, excuse while I cry with happiness! 25 FING REVIEWS! (Fing means 'fucking' in Annie and her friend's language) Alright, alright, I'm not really crying, but it does make me VERY happy! And when I get really happy, I start laughing uncontrollably. So I'm sitting here yesterday, and my bother walks up to me. And my cp is in the basement, so I'm sitting here, just laughing up a storm as I read my reviews, and my brother walks down. Then he stares at me like "How the hell did I end up with such a demented sister?" Because I'm laughing at the computer! And then he's like "Annie…. Are you alright? Do you need, medication or something? A shrink…?" And I just sit here "HAHHAHHAHEEEHEEHHA!" It was so hilarious, because he looked so alarmed! Lol. Now that we all know how weird I am, lets continue with the review replies!

Sweetcaroline: Hooray for me! It was a little lovely wasn't it? Yes, I do agree that some people make it seem Freddy has no emotions, and its stupid. Because duh, someone that hot can't be THAT weird. Okay, yes he could, but he still has to have emotions! Okay, this is getting out of hand so I'm moving on! And thanks for reviewing!

Thesolitary-dragon: Yes! You better be working on your fanfic, or else! (I REALLY have to stop this threatening stuff!) Wow, you think I did a well pulled off Freddy? YIPPE! Okay, yeah, riiiight. Well, I just figured if you're that hot, you just be like "Yeah I guess I'm hot, but I'm not gonna rub it in your face!" Because, I just can't see that happening with Freddy. You can kind of just tell in the movie, he just walks around kinda looking all smug and smirky. Lol. Thanks for reviewing!

Depressionisanillusion: Yeah, I thought that it would be pretty hilarious for Summer to just spontaneously kiss Freddy, because it really isn't something she would do, so I figured it would kind of symbol she wasn't EXACLTY the same Summer Hathaway, and only Freddy wasn't really understanding that. I'm glad you didn't piss yourself at school, because you right, that wouldn't have looked good! And by-golly, you did inspire something other then an insult! Go tell the mayor! Sorry, I feel like watching SoR, so when I get into that mood, I tend to just quote it over and over! Thanks for the review!

Mallorie: I'm glad you heart this story that means a lot considering it's my first one! I actually found the ASOUE pretty funny too, or else I wouldn't have put it there! Lol. Thanks for the review!

Vaguely specific: Yeah, I was planning on ending it later, but then my headache became unbearable, so I just stopped typing. I'll tell you the same thing I told someone else, the whole thing with Summer kissing Freddy was really to show that she isn't the same old boring Summer Hathaway any longer. Now, she's just a little more outgoing and all that jazz. Plus, I thought it would be very entertaining to have Freddy be confused, and Summer the one who was controlling things. You did mention you found it funny, and for that I'm very happy, because that's basically the point of this story, to make people laugh, and to also realize, never get locked in a closet, but I think that's a given…Thanks for the review!

Jelly/Jessica: I don't feel like typing out your penname, so you should just be thankful I'm replying anyway! So poo on you! Melissa and I wanted you to go to Chuck E. Cheese with us, but you singed off, and then she called and you weren't home! Oh, well we didn't go anyway! Well who knows, maybe I'll change Mrs. White, so she isn't based off of you? Huh, huh, huh! Yeah, now you better be nice to me! Lol, just kidding… (Or am I?) Thanks for the review even though I see you everyday.

Hopelesslydevoted12: That's cool you feel like you know Freddy and Summer, and isn't at all creepy, because I feel that when I read sometimes… Okay, it's a little creepy! And that is weird that they're like your friends…. Thanks for the review!

Vampirehelsing: Yeah it's Freddy, Summer, because I really don't like any other pairing other then Summer/Zack. And plus, there really aren't any other characters in this, considering they're locked in a closet with no on else. Thanks for the review!

Nanners-77: Yay, I'm glad it's a better chapter! I hope it can only get better… not worse. I was a little worried that you wouldn't like it, but even if you didn't I'm just honored you read it! This story is pretty much dialogue, because, well, just because. Thanks for the review, I hope ya like the next chapter!

Parcie05: I don't know why your review made me laugh, and if you read the author's note above, it could just be because you reviewed at all! Lol. Actually, I wasn't thinking of any commercial when I said 'I want your bod.' First off, I thought it was a very Freddy thing to say. And also, one of my greatest friends is very hilarious, and she said that once while imitating Aaron Carter, (Don't ask) and it's kind of stuck since then. I've heard that song MANY times before, people at my school used to sing it all the time, but I'm still honored, so thank you! I agree, The Lies They Tell Us is fucking awesome. Thanks for the review.

Lucky-starz06: Yahoo, it's still great! I'm glad its not getting worse! Ha, ha. I liked that movie too, though I really don't like the books. I think they're a little…odd.

DarkDeamon3: Thank you, I'm glad you like it! And I wish I could explain how to get a story on the site, but I'm confused myself, so I don't know if I'd be much help! I'm sorry… maybe you should ask someone who's done it more times then me. Thanks for the review!

Amy: New reviewer! YAY! Thank you for saying this story rocks, though I don't know if I'd go THAT far. Lol. Thanks for the review!

Smooth Jones, Real Smooth

Chapter 3- NOW Of Punches and ADD

"Alright, ordinarily, I'd continue this argument, but right now, I'm a bit preoccupied trying to get us out of this flipping closet!" She snapped.

What? Did she think she was the only one with a brain here? I was going to figure this out, and show her! Then I heard a familiar tune and glanced over in the general direction of Summer.

"Stairway to Heaven, Summer?"

"What? It helps me think!" She defended.

"Yeah, okay…that's good, but don't you have a more productive way? Like maybe… concentrating?"

"What's that supposed to mean? That I'm the one with ADD?"

"Oh, so now you're jacking around with my ADD! It's on, bitch!" I yelled.

What happened next was completely unexpected, and it pissed me off.

"CRACK!" (A/N I told you I love sound affects!)

I couldn't believe this, Summer Anne Hathaway, had just punched me, and by the sounds of it, broken her hand in the process.

"Oh shit, flying frick, damn!" Summer screamed.

"Whoa, that was…odd."

"Freddy, I think I just broke my hand!"

"Well, that's because you tried to punch me! Obviously, we have learned our lesson! Besides, it didn't even hurt!" I lied.

Truth is, it hurt like hell. Summer had a pretty damn good arm. Like I was about to admit that anyway.

"Freddy, oh God, Freddy," Summer moaned.

"Summer, I always knew you'd moan my name, but really this soon? Couldn't we talk first?"

After that I kind of felt bad. I mean, here it was, I called her a bitch, she punches me and breaks her hand, and now, I'm poking sex jokes. Smooth Jones, real smooth. And now she's crying. Yep, real smooth.

"Hey, Summer, don't cry!" I exclaimed, running my hand through my hair.

"I-sniff-can't-sniff-help-sniff-it!" (AN/ SHES CRYING NOT SNIFFING CRACK PEOPLE WHO HAVE WANDERING MINDS!)

"Look, I'm…uhh…sorry. For calling you a bitch and breaking your hand. I didn't mean to." I sighed. Yay, point for Freddy, she has to think a guy apologizing is sexy, I mean, what girl doesn't? Especially since its me we're talking about.

"Maybe it isn't broken, that crack could have been anything!" Summer exclaimed.

"Does this hurt?" I asked, flicking her right hand very lightly.

"OW! Yes, it does!"

"Yep, it's broken."

"Thank you, Doctor Freddy." Summer sarcastically remarked.

"I do what I can!" I used my best superhero voice and thumped my chest.

"Are you, possibly, flirting with me, Jones?" Summer smiled slyly.

Oh, shit. I was, wasn't I? I was flirting with Summer Hathaway! Oh well, screw it. We'll probably never make it out of here. Probably die of starvation, or being sick of each other. Which ever comes first. She could be the last girl I come in human contact with! Wow, I was hoping it'd be someone like Paris Hilton, or I'd ever settle for a Tyra Banks, but Summer?

Lets stick with the logics, will I ever meet Paris or Tyra? Not likely, but here's Hathaway, a not so bad looking girl, with a broken hand and now way to escape from me. Am I not supposed to flirt with the last woman I'll ever see?

"I don't know, maybe I am, Tink." I said putting extra emphasis on the phrase Tink. Odd thing was, she didn't even yell at me, or anything.

"I thought doctors weren't allowed to flirt with patients…?"

"Well, I never liked this job much anyway. I'd much rather be a professional drummer!"

Summer rolled her eyes at that. "So you're saying you'd quit your job for me?"

"No, but I'd quit my job so I could flirt with you. Quitting for you is simply quitting for you. Quitting so I can flirt with you really is for my benefit.

"Why is that?"

"Because when I flirt with you, you get all flushed and you look anywhere but at me." I explained. (Plus this was true.)

"How would you know? It's dark in here!" She exclaimed.

"Hathaway, you and I both know, this isn't the first time I've flirted with you," I said, taking a step closer to her.

In my mind that, 'Freddy, what the hell are you doing?" radar was going off, but I didn't care. For some reason, I was dying to kiss Summer.

AN/ Yes, a cliffhanger! Is it only me caught up, or is anyone else pissed off I stopped typing? Lol. Really sorry for the late update, all last week I either had softball or volleyball every night. It was tiring, and by the time I would get home, I would just want to sleep. Plus, I just got braces, and these things a flipping pain in the yang! Riiight, anyway. Has anyone else realized my review replies are longer then the chapter almost? Oh yes, and I got two new reviews, but I didn't feel like going back to type the replies so thanks to Kasey Rae and Ryanconde for reviewing. Next chapter, one of the most hilarious chapters comes into play! Okay, there's only like two more chapters I think, and then the epilogue. Unless no one wants me to post that, because then I won't waste my time, but I'll wait till we get there…Was anyone surprised Summer broke her hand? I personally don't like this chapter all that much; I think it's not as funny as the others. Does anyone think Freddy fell in love with Summer to fast? But I have to keep in mind the whole purpose of this story is unrealilistic, getting locked in a closet, but oh well. And in the next chapter, (I assume unless I decide to be lazy and not type that much) you'll find out how they got locked in there! YAY! PRETEND TO BE EXCITED! Anyway…please review and tell me what you think!