A/N Hello, hello my favorite little minions! Wow…that was weird, and I'll never do it again. Really sorry about the late update I…okay, I have no excuse. I wish I did, and then I wouldn't feel so bad. But I don't have an excuse, and I do feel bad, so I guess it just pretty much sucks. This is what I think, the last chapter. It depends how much I feel like typing…because I am quite the lazy person. Anyway, I hope you enjoy the chapter, and don't forget to review!
DarkDeamon3: No problem for the advice, though I don't see how it could have helped you. I'm glad you really love this story; it makes me feel fuzzy inside! Yeah, that was creepy. Anyway, thanks for the review!
RyanConde: I didn't exactly write the next one quick but at least its here now! Thanks for the review!
SandyPandy: Yes, aren't Freddy/Summer just the greatest? Of course I don't mind you rambled…it was actually very amusing listening to your real unfortunate day. I'm glad you didn't get suspended, because that would suck, I guess. Ha Ha, I'm kidding, it would suck. That's a big number! There are a lot of people in your school! I hope your drama group isn't made though maybe it was dramatic:Wink Wink: Oh Lord…this had got to stop! Forget I said that! It was really lame and I am SO FLIPPING WEIRD. Sorry about that, and thanks for the review.
Rachel: Yay! You think it's awesome! I like the humor too, even though it's my own story and I'm not supposed to think it's funny, I still do. Thanks for the review, and don't you dare forget to review this chapter!
Hopelesslydevoted12: Don't worry, I'm ALWAYS psycho, its nice for someone else to be sometimes. I don't mind you now say 'Flying Frick" because I find it hilarious as well! Ah, English homework sucks. Unless its something good, like writing a fictional story or something. The only time its fun is when it's writing all the grammar and verbs and crap, no one really cares. Though you do need it for writing…oh well. Thanks for the review.
Depressionisanillusion: You may or may not believe it…but people tell me I babble too much ALL THE TIME. Hmmm…curious. Maybe I am a whore…maybe I'm not a whore! The world may never know, (And you probably won't either! Ha!) Yes, volleyball and softball are very healthy, but I do my share of sitting in front of the computer too! TRUST ME! I do it way to often. When I'm not at school, at volleyball, or softball, I'm on the computer. Or with a friend, but chances are, where ever we are, we're on the computer. Braces aren't THAT bad, but they're bad enough, Lol. Here's an update, thanks for the review!
Jessica: I'M MAD AT YOU AGAIN! YOU BETTER BE HAPPY I KEPT MRS. WHITE IN HERE WITHOUT CHANGING HER BECAUSE YOU'RE A MEANYPOO!
Nanners-77: Quick and straight to the point. I'm glad you like it, really, really, glad. Thanks for the review!
Lucky-Starz06: Yes, it does sort of make you wonder doesn't it? I've read a couple pages of the first book, and then I found I really didn't understand it, nor did I think there was a purpose! Of course, most books have no purpose, but SoUE was just…weird. Thanks for the review!
Vampirehelsing: I'm writing more, thanks for the review!
Ibis22: An Emmy, eh? Isn't that music…? Lol. Thanks for the review anyway, it made me laugh really hard.
Amy: I know, isn't it very catchy? You're like the 3rd person to say that…I'm glad everyone enjoyed it so much, I'll have to remember to include it in future stories! Lol. They actually haven't killed me…yet. But it's certainly a big pain in the…butt to floss with them on. Well the story's ending soon so…good thing I didn't die! Thanks for the review!
Parcie05: You have no flipping idea how many people tell me I'm weird…daily, hourly maybe. Trust me, you haven't seen ANYTHING! I'm only getting started…just wait. Thank you for loving this story! She wasn't sniffing crack, but I write my stories on paper and then type them, and as I was writing them, I thought nothing of it. But then I was typing it up, and I realized…people like YOU (Just kidding…HA!) might think she was doing something different, not crying. So I put that there. Lol. Thanks for the review!
Sweetcaroline: An awful fic…coming from you? Yeah, right, I'm so sure. Lol. I've been around here for a while just reading and stuff…and you kind of learn what to write about and what NOT to write about. I mean I'm a firm supporter in "Lets-Kill-The-Mary-Sues!" (You know…I just made that up at the top of my head but we should consider a club of all fan fiction people, who hate Mary Sues! Hmmm…I'm weird) Well I'm glad you're enjoying the story…and thanks for the review. When are you planning on updating by the way? I don't want to nag you… but you better do it soon!
Vaguely-specific: YES AT LEAST SOMEONE DIDN'T PRETEND TO BE EXCITED! Lol. Ah, I'll have to work on my predictableness factor, if you knew she'd be hurt. I was afraid people would be like "Bleh, you suck, he liked her to fast." But, I mean, come on, I can't strand them in a closet for TOO long! Freddy might have to go to the bathroom…and their bladder would burst! Hey…come to think of it that would have been hilarious to have him complain about that! Man, why did I have to think of it now, and not when I was writing? DAMN! Lol. I assume you'll know who loved them in pretty soon…if you haven't guessed already! Anyway, thanks for the review!
Did anyone happen to notice I reviewed myself with the intention of not saying it was me? Well, I did, but my big mouth (Or should I say hands?) gave me away. Note to self: STOP IT!
ChunkyMunky1: Yippee, you laughed out loud! I'm VERY honored! And happy, BOTH! Happy, and honored. How great! Thanks for the review and making me feel happy and honored!
Coolkid: Thanks so much…I'm glad ya like it! Yeah, people do tend to make him stupid, but I think Freddy is one of the most…complex sorts of characters in the movie. I don't know…and its weird I think this but I just kind of think that he has this exterior that says "Oh look at me bad ass Freddy Jones. I'm bad and hot what more do you want?" But there has to be more then that, right? So I love it in stories when they dig deeper then that. Wow…that was a weird explanation! Anyway, thanks for the review!
Heartbreakerginny: Hmmm….actually not only me knows. I have a friend who reads on this site, and she knows what's going to happen! So her and me know if they kiss. And soon…so will you! It's certainly amazing how life works these days! Is it not? Lol. I'm glad you like it, thanks for the review!
Violetpixie: Thank you! Here's an update, I hope you enjoy it! Thanks for the review!
Disclaimer: You know, If Mike White and I had an affair there's a possibility of me getting some rights to School of Rock…Of course, he's a lot older then me, and he could already be married. Damn. And I was coming so close to getting a plan! Oh well…
Smooth Jones, Real Smooth
Chapter 4: Of fortunes and misfortunes
"What are you doing?" she asked me seeming a little scared.
"Relax, Summer. I'm not going to bite you unless you want me to…" I trailed off.
She gulped, and I actually heard her do so. She stood up and backed against the wall cradling her hand.
"Freddy, please, don't do this…" She pleaded.
"Do what?" I asked innocently.
Then I went in for the kill, knowing she'd probably break her other hand trying to punch me. But she didn't; instead, she stood up straighter and wrapped her arms around my shoulders, running her good hand through my hair. The only reason she didn't want me to kiss her was because she knew she wanted me to, and it scared her. HA! No one can resist the Freddy Jones charm!
I swear it sounds horribly cheesy, but I swear, I saw the fireworks those romance novels Eleni reads are always talking about. I really did. We broke apart, and she sighed.
"Whoa, damn, Summer, who have you been practicing with and give me his name and address so I can kick his ass?" I breathed.
She didn't answer but pulled me in for another kiss, and then we slid to the floor and continued to…err…make out. If we hadn't been…err… making out, maybe we would've noticed the doorknob jiggle, and the door open, and the light flood in. But we were…err…making out, so we didn't notice until a voice above us screamed.
""What the hell are you kids doing?"
We quickly scrambled up wiping whatever smudged lip gloss and brushing our hair with our fingers. It was the janitor, Mrs. Price, she was cool, she wouldn't care that we were…err…making out in a school closet, on a Friday night, when everyone else, obviously, wasn't here anymore.
Wow, when you put it like that…it's kind of creepy.
"I repeat, what the hell are you kids doing?"
Oh-oh, I had no idea what to say. Hell, I didn't even know what we were doing. But of course, Super Summer was there to save me…
"We, err, uhh, got stuck in this closet, you see-" she was explaining.
Mrs. Price cut her off with a white-toothed grin and said, "Oh, so that's what they're calling it these days. When I was your age, we just called it 'fucking.'"
Since I was hysterically laughing, Summer had to answer that one.
"No, we weren't doing THAT! We were locked in here!" She blushed.
"Oh, Jessica…I was hoping to get you before you found them!" A familiar voice exclaimed.
"Miss Dunham? You mean, you knew we were in here, and you didn't get us out?" I screamed.
She smiled and laughed. "Of course I knew, I was the one who locked you in there!"
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN
Summer looked appalled, and I was just disgusted.
"I knew you were just trying to rape us!" I yelled victoriously.
I swear you could hear the crickets chirp.
"No, Frederick, I was trying to get you two to realize how much you really liked each other, and it worked, didn't it?"
Damn those teachers to hell and back for their mischievous ways.
"But, Miss Dunham, that had to be against the law…or…or something!" Summer exclaimed.
She laughed, as this was all just some BIG, FUNNY JOKE. RIGHT, SURE. This lady is seriously, on crack. I'm sure of it.
"Of course its not illegal! Or at least… I don't think it is!" Miss Dunham laughed nervously.
"Okay, is anyone else creeped out by this, or is it just me?" Mrs. Price asked.
"About what?" Miss Dunham looked confused.
"Well, I walk in on these two 'locking in a closet,' so its called now, and I find out, you encourage it!"
"Locking in a closet?" The Dumbum looked even more confused.
"Committing the act that should only be done during marriage?" Mrs. Price suggested.
"No…nothing's coming up."
"They were doing…IT!"
"What are you talking about Jessica?" The dumbuminator looked irritated.
"For God's sake, she thought we were having sex!" Summer screamed.
Now, I'll tell ya, if the circumstances were any different, I would've shit myself at the look on Miss Dunham's face. But they weren't, so I stayed quiet, but it was very hard! It was kind of a cross between throwing up, smelling something bad, and running 5 miles in ten minutes. It may be hard to picture, but trust me it was hilarious!
"You-you weren't, were you?" she looked hopeful; it could have been she was hoping we'd say yes, and it could have been she was hoping we'd say no.
"Yes!" I answered at the same time Summer answered no. Miss Dunham paled, and I bet she was thinking, "Damn, if only I had come earlier. We could have been a threesome!" Or she was thinking something along the lines of, "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!" Either way it was pretty funny.
"Freddy Jones, stop it!" Summer screamed before hitting me on the head with her good hand.
Miss Dunham's faced brightened considerably, (Though I'm sure she was torn on the inside.)
"So then, nothing happened, between you too?" She asked.
Summer shook her head and I said, "Unfortunately, nothing."
Summer, Mrs. Price, and Miss Dunham rolled their eyes, not looking very amused.
"What? What'd I say?"
Tink raised her hand as a threat to hit me.
"Alright, alright! I'll shut up, just please, don't hurt me!"
A/N: I'M TIRED, I'M HUNGRY, AND I NEED A SHOWER! All this, so I can update! I've suffered, so you better be happy! Okay, not really, I just want you to feel bad! I won't waste time saying what was wrong, I'll just update! BYEEE! REVIEW PLEASE! Sorry for any mistakes!
