A/N AHHHHHHHH I HEART YOU PEOPLE! This is amazing, the feeling you get when you look at your reviews and see, people actually LIKE what you're writing. It's…exhilarating. Okay, I am starting this on June 13, 2005 (Whoa, that was cool, when I stated typing the date, it just appeared) 8:02 PM. I wonder how long it'll take me to finish. But it's a summer night, I'm alone, so I have the computer to myself, and it's raining. I have to do SOMETHING, other then sit around and listen to Green Day! (Though there's absolutely NOTHING wrong with that!) Well, here we go, onto the review replies, then chapter 5! (IS ANYONE BUT ME EXCITED?) Okay, wait, that totally doesn't count, because I got side tracked because I just…did, so now, I'm starting at 8:13! OKAY! Its 8:13 now people! Okay, it happened again, 8:16, its official!

PixieDust1019: The best one you've read so far? Whoa…thanks, that's a BIG compliment! Of course I'm gonna keep writing, I can't just leave you all hanging at the climax of the story! Thanks for the review!

FalmeThrower7: Is your penname supposed to be flamethrower? Or is what you have already right? Oh well. Thanks, I'm glad you like it, and I'm continuing so here you go! Doing what to Freddy? I'm not doing anything BAD, to him. I never would! Freddy Jones is…too rad for someone to be mean to him! Can't you tell he loves what's going on? He likes Summer, and he loves attention, he's very much enjoying it, and wouldn't think it was bad! Thanks for the review!

I am psychopathic: Hey, Jell, did you know, that you spell your pen name wrong? I just did spell check, and I spelled it right! HA, I WIN! Having fun in Hilton Head? I hope so! Yes, eh, I changed it to Mrs. Price, and I say that name is better for you! I'll take White. :WINK: Just kidding…or am I? You have to admit he's cute and hilarious in a VERY cocky way. I heart him! And you, of course! This is the last chapter. Then the Epilogue, I'm going to tear up when I'm done typing, I love the thrill of reviews, and when they're gone, I'll be nonexistent! Won't you miss me? Thanks for the review!

Vaguely Specific: Insanely hilarious? I don't know if I'd go THAT far. Hee. Yes, about the Summer being blunt, well my friend and I were on a sugar high, (Or SOMETHING like that) and I was writing and she was anticipating me to finish a sentence so she could read it, (Yes, we really are that weird) and then we decided it'd be hilarious for Summer to have an outburst and have Miss Dunham freak out. Then we came up with that yadda, yadda, yadda, and a hilarious line is made! Thanks for the review!

Coolkid: Cracking up like laughing, or were you cracking up, the drug? Okay, I'm totally kidding, and that wasn't even cool. But I'm bored, and I have to go to the bathroom, so I'm being weird. Anyway, I'm glad you like it and thanks for the review!

Hopelesslydevoted12: Do you love it so much, that when I update, your heart flutters and you go "YES!"? Okay, you don't have to answer that; I'm just a moron! (Though sometimes, when people update that happens to me! Well, I don't know about the heart flutter thing, but I do say YES!) YAY for mini-alliterations! I agree, Freddy and Summer are very comical, that's why I write them, because I'm really not a good writer, but I can make people laugh, so they don't notice that I can't write! Unless you did, then that sucks; I'm not hiding it well enough! You know, I wouldn't mind being locked in a closet with a few guys, too! I guess we have that fantasy in common. Summer's such a lucky bitch. Lol. Okay Annie, stop getting mad at your own characters! (Okay, they aren't mine per say, but I'm creating the situation!) I love being home alone, but not at like 10:30 at night, because then I'm afraid someone's going to get me! But, I live on a dead-end street that has a nursing home at the end, so I don't know WHAT kind of robbers/rapists would be around here. Thanks for the review!

Youknowyouluvme01: I didn't exactly update soon, but I updated, isn't that enough? Yes, I threaten to hit my friends ALL the time, and normally, it isn't a joke. Ha, ha. Thanks for the review.

OKAY I'M GOING TO DIE; I'M GOING TO THE BATHROOM!

Vampirehelsing: You know what I think? I think you need to write a long review! Your reviews are always so SHORT, and it depresses me! You should write at LEAST 15 words! Can you do that, please! Even if you repeat yourself over and over! Because it's hard to reply to a review that has 4 or 3 words! And I like replying, but I can't with you, because there's nothing to say! So, thanks for the reviews, long or short.

Remussweetie: I'm glad you love it. But don't you mean chapter five? You said 'Can't wait for chapter 2!' I already updates chapter 2! Hmm, oh well. Thanks for the review, here's chapter FIVE. Ha, ha.

Sandy-Pandy: Yes, it was short, but my brother wanted on, and I was dying to update, so I did with what I had typed. So that's my punishment if it's a short chapter, a short review? FINE THEN YOU MEANY! Kidding, I'm kidding. But I can't wait to see what you say for this chapter, because it'll be very short. Because it was supposed to be last chapter and this chapter, but since I had to go, they both will be short. Sorry! Thanks for the review!

Dozengirl: No, it's not done, but this is the last chapter. But I didn't like the ending so much, so I wrote and Epilogue, and if people want, I'll put that on. A Mary-Sue is like a perfect person. It's an original character that can do everything. So in School of Rock, it can sing, play drums, guitar, and so forth. It's just an annoying thing because, well, it is. And nothing or no one is that perfect. Therefore, people dislike them. Glad you like the story and thanks for the review!

Sally looking for my Jack: WHOA. You REALLY love it! That's rad that you love it, because when I put it on the site I was like, oh I'll probably get like 15 reviews. And right now I have 63. Can you believe that? I can't! Yes, I can see the sequel, "Summer and Freddy: Stuck in a Bathroom, the 2nd Edition!" Okay, not going to happen. But I have about 5 other stories in the process, so you haven't seen the end of me yet! Be afraid! Yes, braces suck, MUCHO. I just got them tightened, and it hurts like HELL. I can't eat, I can't sleep, and the horror, I CAN'T TALK! THAT'S HORRIBLE! Okay, I'm exaggerating, but still, it was fun to say. Or, you can IM me! (Lets get Rockin7) I was in my obsessive SoR phase when I made that, and I can't bring myself to delete it. Anyway, thanks for the review!

Parcie05: I'm lazy, and my brother wanted the computer is pretty much why it's short. Mostly, because I'm lazy, but SHHH, DON'T TELL ANYONE! I really don't have anything to do, I just never feel like updating because it bores me to death. Oh well, a girl's gotta do…what a girl's gotta go. Okay, I'm going to stop now…right. Thanks for the review! Are you sure? Well you don't know me, you know my Internet self, and we are different people! The real me is weirder! And you can't even tell me, that referring to myself as split personalities Internet Girl and Not Internet Girl, isn't weird, because it is! SO I'M WEIRDER HA!

Jaleo: Okay, sorry, the puppy dog eyes didn't work, but since you'll love me forever…kidding. It was time for me to update, so I did. I'm glad you like it, thanks for the review!

XXFelonatorXx: I know it was short…but I don't like to sit and type, because my legs cramp! Okay, bad excuse. I'm glad you like it, thanks for the review!

Rachel: Thanks! I'm really glad I added Mrs. Price in there, because I think she just adds something more to the story that's…funnier. Lol. She's actually based off my friend. And she's in love with this guy who's last name is Price…and she's helped me a lot with this story so, I put her in there. Wow, you lucky duck, you got back round information on the OC of my story! Not that you care but still, it was fun to explain! Thanks for the review, I'm glad you like it!

Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN IT GOSH. One day, I'll get my army of flying chipmunk with their chocolate sporks, and we'll spear Mike White until he gives me rights to School of Rock! KIDDING! They'll be Jell-O sporks!

Smooth Jones, Real Smooth

Chapter 5- Why am I still naming them? (It took me 58 MINUTES TO WRITE THOSE)

Summer smiled triumphantly and let her hand go back to its job of cradling the broken one. It was then Miss Captain Obvious noticed Summer's 'injury.'

"Miss Hathaway, you're hurt!" Miss Dunham exclaimed.

"No shit Sherlock!" Mrs. Price muttered sarcastically, but loud enough for us to hear.

Miss Dunham looked pained, kind of like how my mom does when I play my drums for hours on end. Wow, Miss D must REALLY be pissed! Cool!

"Oh, it's…it's nothing! Probably just a bruise or-" she was interrupted by the screech of Miss Dumbum.

"Mr. Jones, what did you do to her?"

"Gosh Miss Dunham, so quick to judge! Tsk, tsk! But no worries, that's nothing our guidance counselor can't fix! Shall I show you the way? It's in my most favorite place, the office! Oh, but wait, it's the weekend Mr. White is gone! I guess I might as well take my leave! Call me, alright Sum?" I walked away feeling proud of my quick thinking.

"Not so fast Mr. Smartass." Mrs. Price yelled. (You know, that rhymed?)

Shit. Why don't things EVER work for me?

"I-I seriously didn't do anything! I'm innocent!" I rambled.

"Smooth Jones, real smooth," Summer laughed, "If you're so innocent, why're you acting so guilty?"

"I'm being framed! I didn't do anything! Okay, so the whole tack on the chair thing was me, but it's not my fault you fell for it, AGAIN!" I yelled.

Summer stared at me for a second before bursting out laughing. Now, if you ask me, this is not a laughing manner.

"He didn't do anything Miss Dunham. Well, not technically…" she explained.

Miss Dunham looked disappointed, damn that bitch, she wanted to get me in trouble! Well poopoo on her!

"Oh, well, in that case a week of detention for the both of you!" She exclaimed happily.

"What the hell?" Me, Summer, and Mrs. Price all screamed.

She had this startled look in her face, (Her precious Summer Hathaway had just cussed!) but then her eyes narrowed and I knew we were in for it.

"Fine, TWO weeks of detention, and Mrs. Price…well…you're…JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!" She cried, before running away with her arms flying everywhere.

The three of us exchanged weird glances before buckling over with laughter.

"That-was-hysterical!" Summer sobbed.

"Yeah, well, I better get going. You two can get back to…whatever you were doing. Just remember to use protection!" Mrs. Price said walking away leaving me and Summer laughing uncontrollably.

To some it may look weird, two teenagers holding ontoeach other for support while laughing hysterically, on a weekend, and to others, creepy. But to the right people, it looked just like it felt, two newly found best friends possibly 'lovers' just having a fucking good time.

And in my opinion, all I needed from Summer was a friend, what I wanted on the other hand, was something to a slightly higher extent.

"So Summer, did you happen to read the Author's Note at the bottom? Because it's important and the author knows, that only way for people to read it is if it's part of the story! So me, SEXY HOT WITH A CATAPILLAR ON TOP (Don't ask…) Freddy Jones, demand you to go below, and read the authors note! And I'll well…I'll love you forever! And everyone loves me, and wants me to love them, so read the authors note! NOW OR ELSE!"

A/N (I really hope everyone is reading this by now!) I'm really depressed. That's the end. There is no more of Smooth Jones, Real Smooth. Does everyone know why it's titled that? If not, I guess I'll explain: Freddy is totally rad, but he…well I dunno, he finds himself stupid sometimes. So he has this sarcastic humor with himself being, that it's smooth when he does something bad. You know how when you trip, people say 'Walk much!' (I just know, because I trip all the time so everyone says that to me) Well that's the same thing with Freddy, He's…mad he's not so smooth. When he is. Freddy is super! Very spiffy indeed. Anyway, I hope people are still reading because this is the important part! I have an Epilogue written, but I don't know if I should post it. I probably will anyway because I don't like writing things and then not putting it up. So, what do you think? Review and tell me! And remember, this could be the last time you review this story, so MAKE IT COUNT! A NICE LONG DETAILED REVIEW ABOUT HOW WONDERFUL ME AND MY STORY ARE! Okay…or not! But still review! But, I'm putting other stories up, but first I have to pick my favorite. I'm in desperate need of help with that, but my friends are very indecisive. Oh well! REVIEW PLEASE! Sorry for any mistakes, I hope it ended to your liking! Don't forget epilogue…or no?

ROCK ON

Not a Chipmunk-