Here's another lovely chapter for your enjoyment. It won't be very long since I'm having a MAJOR writer's block and need ideas!

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Me: If I did I wouldn't be writing fanfics!


Chapter Six: Hiei's Brother?

"I'm back," Keiko shouted out into the room, not too enthusiastically. She sighed with relief at Misako sleeping on the couch. She entered the kitchen and set the bag containing the ice cream on the table. "How did you get her asleep?" Keiko asked Hiei, who was eating the rest of the ice cream out of the tub, currently having a mouthful of the cold dessert. She hadn't expected him to get anything accomplished while she was gone.

"I'll save myself the embarrassment and just not tell you," he said, looking into the living room to make sure that Misako was still asleep.

Keiko laughed. "Okay. Suit yourself." She took the chocolate ice cream out of the bag and placed it in the freezer. She then proceeded to clean up the ice cream that was splattered on the floor. "You know, you could have cleaned up."

"I'm not your servant."

"I never said that. It's called being polite."

"It's not my house."

"Well I'm letting you stay here aren't I?"

Hiei stood up and growled. "I choose to stay here! It is not your decision." He looked down at the brown haired girl who currently had a washcloth in her hand. She stood up also and put her hands on her hips.

"Well then why do you want to stay? You can just leave."

"You never told me I could leave!" Hiei said, surprised. He thought he had to stay here. Maybe Koenma changed his mind.

"Well there's nothing I can do now anyway about your wounds." Misako who was awoken by their shouting suddenly interrupted them.

"Now, I'm taking a nap as part of our agreement," Hiei said, and exited the kitchen to lie on the couch. Keiko looked at Misako and smiled.

"What do you want to do?" she asked the little girl.

"Dress the mean guy up as a girl when he's sleeping!" Misako giggled at this, as did Keiko.

"Sure." 'This will be payback for being so rude. And plus, it's not like he can kill us. He wouldn't dare anyway.' And so, they waited until he fell asleep.


"He's asleep," Keiko said to the little girl. They nodded at each other. Misako was holding a pink dress and Keiko was holding a bag of makeup. They sneaked up beside Hiei and placed their materials on the floor. "First let's put the dress on because if we put the makeup on first it will smudge." Misako giggled at what Keiko said, excited about their plan. "Turn around while I put the dress on," Keiko said to Misako, a little nervous about changing his clothes. She slipped off his cloak, revealing a pair of black pants and white t-shirt. She swallowed, her palms shaking. She took off his shirt showing off his muscular chest. Hiei twitched in his sleep, jumping Keiko as she let out a little shriek.

"What?" Misako asked, still turned around.

"Nothing, he just moved," Keiko replied, continuing on with her project. She wondered if he wore anything under his pants. She started to slide them off and quickly pulled them back up. All she saw was bare skin. If he wore anything, he wore it awful low. She hadn't seen anything though, so she wasn't sure. "Hand me the dress." Misako complied. Keiko thought it best if she put the dress on first and then take off his pants. She slid the dress over Hiei's head. The dress had a slit up the side and had flowers on it with most of the material being pink. After the dress was on, she reached under and found the top of Hiei's pants and slid them off, careful not to notice if he was wearing anything or not. With that done, she took his clothes and set them aside. She was planning on hiding those later.

"Are you done yet?" Misako whined.

"Yes. Hand me the makeup." Misako turned around and handed the bag to Keiko. "What do you think we should use for colors?" Keiko asked.

"Um…how about pink eye shadow?" Misako suggested.

"Hmmm…okay." Keiko found the glittery, pink eye shadow and applied it to Hiei's eyelids. "What about lipstick?" Misako handed her a tube of light pink lipstick with a glossy appeal to it. "Perfect." Keiko giggled. They also applied some blush to his cheeks. They stood back and admired their work. Keiko then finished the task of hiding his clothes. She took them upstairs to her bedroom and stuffed them under her bed. When she came back downstairs, Misako and her entered the kitchen to eat some chocolate ice cream. 'I wonder how he'll react. Hopefully he doesn't kill us. I'm sure the pink will definitely make him mad.' And so, they waited.


'Great. Now I have to deal with the little devil again. I really don't want to get up.' He moved around a little, the silky material rubbing against his bare skin. 'This feels kind of nice. Wait, why am I covered with silk?' He opened his eyes once and then closed them again, the light hurting. He blinked a few times and fully awoke. He stretched and yawned, hoping that the girls weren't anywhere near. He looked down to find the culprit of the silky feel on his skin. His eyes widened in fright. (Somewhat like this: O.O) "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?" He jumped up and looked at the dress he had mysteriously woken up in. It was pink with flowers on it! He ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror. (Again his face looked like this: O.O) Then his eyes started twitching as he wondered who could have done this. He stormed into the kitchen to find the girls sitting at the table. (Keiko: -.-; Misako: -.-; Hiei: O.o) "WHAT DID YOU DO, ONNA?"

"What does it look like?" she said calmly.

He growled in response. "Where are my clothes?"

Keiko crossed her arms, obviously not going to respond. Misako started giggling at the scene, but quickly covered her mouth as Hiei glared at her, not caring if she was a little girl or not. She stuck out her tongue when he turned to look at Keiko. He repeated, "Where are my clothes?" His voice going deadly cold and calm. Bad sign.

"You look cute like that," Keiko pouted.

Hiei growled. "Don't mess with me, wench." His jagan eye was glowing beneath his headband.

Keiko glared. How dare he call her wench? "Fine, be that way."

He glared in response.

"They're under my bed." As soon as she said that, he was gone. She started laughing with Misako. "That was way too funny." Misako nodded in agreement. "One second, I'll be right back." She headed up the stairs to her bedroom and knocked.

"What?" Hiei growled. She opened the door, taking that as he was done changing. Bad mistake. She opened the door to find Hiei with just his pants on. She blushed at the sight of his chest. She couldn't help but look.

Hiei noticed this and smirked. "See something you like?"

At this, Keiko blushed an even deeper shade of red. She turned and slammed the door shut, waiting until he came out. When he did, he stood in front of her.

"Why did you dress me up like a girl?" Hiei's voice held no room for argument. He was clearly pissed.

"It was Misako's idea ,and plus, I wanted to get you back for saying that you didn't have to clean. But…I-I guess I'm sorry about that. I was in a bad mood. You don't have to leave." She continued staring at her feet. Hiei just looked at her, confused. Of course, he didn't show it.

"I have nothing else to do anyway," he said in response. Keiko looked up at him and smiled.

"Thank you!" Shemoved like she was going to hug him, but then stopped, realizing who she was about to hug.Keiko blushed andcleared her throat, looking away. When she lookedback up, Hiei was already heading down the stairs. She followed, her cheeks still pink.They regretted going downstairs though. What they found in the kitchen made them stop dead in their tracks.

There, sitting on the table, was Misako. But that wasn't the problem. Ice cream was smeared all over the walls, floor and on the ceiling. They didn't want to know how it got on the ceiling.

"…kuso," Hiei said, looking at the kitchen.

"Great," Keiko said, and headed towards Misako who was smiling. "Why did you do this?"

"I didn't," she said. And indeed, her hands were free of ice cream as was the rest of her body.

Keiko's brow knitted together. "Then who did?" Was it a robber? No. They would have noticed.

"Hiei's brother," she said in a perky voice.

Hiei stood there, confused. "I don't have a brother."

"Well, he had red eyes like yours. He said he was," Misako said.

"I'll have to ask Koenma about this. I'll be back," Hiei said, and he headed out the door. Keiko just sighed and started to clean up as Misako went into the living room and watched t.v. She felt uneasy being left here alone, when a demon knew where she lived. Why hadn't Hiei felt his presence earlier? She didn't like this at all.


Author's Note: Told you it was going to be short. The next chapter will be longer though. I promise. I have lots of ideas for the next chapter. Please review!