Author's Note:
Chapter four is in! Yes Chapter four! I'm so tired and I can barely see to write this. My mind is in like a haze. I'm trying to update both this and Sweet & Sour. So much to do in less then an hour. Anyways, I hope you enjoy this chapter. I hope It'll be well written
Nall: Kat it's 10:50 PM :rolls eyes::
Kat: So? Who cares? My dad is asleep!
Nall: What if your typing wakes him up?
Me: Then I shall get my hot tub on wheels!
Nall: Whatever.
Banana Slices
Chapter Four: Return
After awhile the group decided that the hot tub was getting to wet, soggy, and cold. Zelos was the first to get out. His bikini clung to his chest. Lloyd starred at Zelos suspiciously.
"Tell us again why you are wearing that thing?" Inquired Lloyd with a dis-approving scowl. Sheena nodded along with Lloyd.
"Cause it expresses my outer and inner beauty!" He ranted towards the two..
"Sure thing Zelos," Lloyd murmured. Sheena tried not to laugh. Zelos cast wondering gazes around the group.
"Hey where is Colette?" He asked looking around. Lloyd still couldn't concentrate with Zelos wearing that 'thing'.
"Don't know," Sheena spoke shrugging her shoulders.
"They're no help," Muttered the red-headed chosen. He shot worrying glances around Altamaria.
"Colette?" He called out beginning to walk away from Sheena and Lloyd and into the open. What a horrible idea.
"Mommy, why is that man wearing a bra?" A little girl asked walking by on the street with her mother. The mother shot a glance at where the child was pointing. The mother called out with shock.
"My goddess! Put some clothes on boy!" She spoke in shock. Her face turned pale as she hurried her young one away from Zelos.
Zelos stood there, dumbfounded. Didn't they appreciate her, I mean his feminine, not manly beauty. What was he anyway?
"Zelos?" A weak voice called out. Zelos sharply turned around to see Colette huddled in a corner against a wall. Her face was pale and her clothes were wet. She had her angel wings out and her arms crossed.
Zelos hurried over to Colette, worried.
"Where, who am I?" She asked swirling her head around. Zelos starred at her. Slowly the Banana Slice affect wore off on Zelos. He starred at Colette and shrilled out in dis-belief.
"Colette my angel, why in Martel's sake are you all wet and cold!?" He asked flailing his arms. There was where it hit him. Like, like ::insert hilarious scene of Zelos being toppled over by a bulldozer:: a bulldozer!
"WHY AM I WEARING A BIKINI?" Zelos shrilled out in alarm. His eyes glimpsed around at the wandering people who glared at the man.
As rapidly as he knew how, he hustled into the hotel and into a spare room, and put on some clothes. He scurried back out to where she rested.
"Zelos, your back," Colette spoke with a warm smile. Obviously, the affects of the chocolate wore off on her as well.
"Yea"
"Where were you?"
"Getting changed"
"Why?"
"WHY!?"
"Yea, why?" Colette asked dumb founded. Her cerulean eyes watched Zelos.
"Cause I was wearing a damn bikini," Zelos whispered in the young girl's ear. Hearing that, a wave of laughter eroded from the seemingly quiet girl. Zelos gawked at Colette. Sure it was funny. The Great Zelos Wilder in a bikini, but why the hell won't she stop laughing!? Zelos thought to himself.
"Colette it isn't that funny"
"Yes it is"
"No, it isn't,"
"Yes it is!" Colette hollered at the Chosen. She seemed more childish then ever. What happened? Didn't the Banana Slices affects wear off? I guess not.
"Colette, stop being foolish, and help me find Lloyd and Sheena," Zelos retorted.
"No!" Colette howled as she stuck her tongue out at the swordsman.
"Fine whatever"
"Whatever"
Zelos began to walk away. He had to find he others before they did something really stupid, like jump of a cliff. Zelos chuckled at that thought. He continued to walk on the streets when he noticed a group of people huddled around a corner.
"What the?" The Chosen asked himself. He walked over and to his surprise, Presea and Regal were putting on a magic show.
"Presea?" Zelos asked ignoring the blue haired guy.
"One, two, three, PRESTO!" Presea yelled out as two white doves flew out from her black cloak and onto Regal's head. The crowd burst out in laughter.
"And that's the end of our show," Regal announced. He was wearing something different besides his usual clothes, he was wearing a magician outfit! Zelos stared at both of them as the crowd walked away.
"Don't tell me, you had Banana Slices didn't you?" He asked shaking his head.
"Yes, but why Zelos?" Presea asked.
"Cause those things have weird effects on people" Zelos explained to them.
"Come again?" Presea questioned.
"They make people loopy," Zelos spoke. He knew the girl would give a definition of loopy in her next sentence.
"YAY loopy!" Yelled out Presea. Zelos took a step back as he watched Presea run about hugging random people.
"What the heck is wrong with her?" Zelos spoke sweating.
"Ain't no lie, baby bye bye bye!" Regal began to sing. Zelos just stood there. He was surrounded by idiots.
"I gotta get out of here!" Zelos spoke turning his back and fast walking back to the entrance to the city.
Lloyd began to walk off. He noticed Colette hiding in the corner.
"Colette?" He asked. He had turned back to normal finally. Colette, also was back to normal, again.
"Go away," She cried as she buried her head into her arms.
"Colette?" Lloyd asked walking over.
"I said go away!" She yelled crying louder.
"What's wrong?" Lloyd asked sitting down next to her.
"Just go away Lloyd, you, you Zelos," She spoke, not looking at Lloyd.
"Zelos?" Lloyd spoke clueless.
"I saw you and Sheena making out. Don't try to fool me Lloyd Irving!" She spoke lifting her head up. Tears poured down her face.
"Hey, Colette. I don't remember doing that, but if I did I'm sorry," He spoke placing a hand on her shoulder.
Zelos spotted Lloyd and Colette. He sprinted over, his red hair flapping in the wind.
"There you two are," he spoke panting. He looked at them.
"You guys are back to normal, right?" He asked. He seemed worried that they would act like complete idiots again.
"Yea," Lloyd spoke, not certain what he meant by "back to normal". Zelos smiled and looked at Colette.
"Stand up my tiny angel, I wouldn't want you to sit a corner alone," He spoke with a grin as he reached to help Colette up. Lloyd's face burned red as he stuttered a few words.
"Zelos," He muttered angrily. The Chosen didn't seem to hear.
"This loves taking its toll on me," Regal sang as he ran up and down the streets holding a banana for a microphone.
"What's up with him?" Sheena asked walking over. She smiled at everyone, she also was back to normal. Her eyes watched them.
"Sheena, your back to normal!" Zelos exclaimed trying to hug her. Sheena quickly avoided his hug.
"Zelos!" She spoke angrily as her hair fell down her side.
"And why is my hair wet?" She asked feeling how damp her hair was. Zelos and Colette exchanged looks and laughed to themselves. Lloyd and Sheena were clueless.
"And what's so funny?" Sheena asked.
"Nothing," Zelos spoke lying. She grinned at her then looked around, searching for Presea.
"Where's Presea?" Colette asked looking for Zelos. Her crystal blue eyes watched the streets. Less then a minute, Presea appeared and screamed.
"BOBALOO!"
The group exchanged glances as they all had sweat drops. Even Colette was stunned. She smiled and trotted over to the younger girl, I mean older…
"Presea, you ok?" She asked beaming down.
"YOU SMELL LIKE FISH!" The pink-headed girl screamed. Lloyd starred at Presea and walked over to Colette. He bent over and sniffed her hair.
"You kind of do Colette," He spoke.
Sheena stared at him and smacked him.
"Shut up Lloyd!" The ninja demanded.
Suddenly, Presea turned back to normal. She seemed at peace again.
"Why are you all here?" She asked. She smiled at them then looked alarmed at their sudden appearance.
"I think Presea is ok now," Zelos stated the obvious. Sheena glared at him the turned her attention to Presea.
"Never mind Presea, glad to see you back to normal," Sheena spoke smiling widely at her friend. The girl nodded, a bit clueless on what they were talking about.
"Bye bye, bye bye my baby bye bye!" A voice called out. They all turned to see Regal pretending the banana was a guitar
"This is going to take awhile," Lloyd spoke as he lowered his head.
Author's Note:
Presea is very annoying and Regal is acting like a singer. You like the ideas? I won't tell you what happens next, but it might be the last chapter or second to last
