Chapter five is here! My friend still has no clue that I'm the one writing this. She is so clueless - No offense Michelle :D Anyways, hope you like this chapter. It's basically focused on Regal singing, so please me prepared for the worst

Nall: You're making Regal the center of attention?

Me: YEP!

Nall: Great…


Banana Slices


The Rebel

Colette starred blankly as Regal ran off. Her crystal eyes watched the maniac exit. She grabbed Lloyd's arm and whispered into his ear.

"We have to do something," Colette spoke gently. She seemed very worried about her friend. It wasn't like Regal to go off singing. What was wrong with him?

"We can't" Zelos spoke up. The group turned their attention to him. Presea stood next to Sheena happily humming.

"Why not?" Sheena demanded. Usually that idiotic Chosen was wrong. So he was probably wrong about this also.

"Cause the Banana Slices have taken affect on him, there's no stopping him until they wear off," Zelos spoke. He seemed to be speaking proudly.

"How long will that be?" Lloyd asked Zelos. His hazel eyes watched the red-headed Chosen.

"Well, seeing it took two hours for me and three hours for you and four hours for Sheena, I would think six hours for Regal," Zelos spoke thinking math in his head. Colette counted in her head.

"Why not five hours?" Colette questioned looking over.

"Cause it will take Presea five hours for hers to wear off," Zelos declared. He looked over at the axmen.

"Presea when did you eat those Banana Slices?" Sheena spoke bending down to her. Presea starred blankly at Sheena.

"Er, um.. potatoe?" The girl spoke swinging her ax. Sheena jumped backwards as sweat fell from her face.

"You try Zelos," Sheena insisted pushing the red head up to Presea. Zelos grinned and nodded. He beant over to Presea's eye level.

"When did you take that Banana Slice, hunny?" Zelos spoke looking into Presea's eyes.

Presea starred at Zelos.

"Five hours ago, why Zelos?" She asked. Everyone gave a sigh of relief. Her reply was complex and normal. They had worn off.

"Are you ok everyone?" Presea asked setting down her ax and staring at them.

"Yea, we are," Lloyd spoke reassuring the young girl. Colette nodded happily while Sheena stood in amazement at Zelos.

"Stupid show off Chosen," Sheena spoke crossing her arms.

"No need to be jealous my voluptuous hunny," Zelos spoke looking over at her. Sheena's face turned red as she blurted out.

"Why in Martel's sake would I be jealous?" Sheena demanded. She looked down and stomped her feet.

"We better find Regal," She spoke. She seemed like she wanted to get of the 'jealous' theme that Zelos had began. Her eyes glistened as she looked about. She turned to Lloyd to see if he agreed with the idea. Lloyd nodded as the others did also.(add detail)

"Right, who knows what Regal can do," Lloyd spoke worried. In his mind he had visions of Regal jumping off a cliff into the ocean. Thinking of that made Lloyd worry more. His hazel eyes starred at Presea then Zelos. Hopefully they would help the group find Regal before he did something he regretted.

"Right behind you," Zelos spoke. He got in a weird stance as he raised his arms and placed them around Presea and Colette's necks. "The quest of Zelos and his hunnies to find Regal," Zelos chimed. Colette and Presea smiled meekly and escaped his grasp. Zelos gave a whimper then turned to Presea.

"I don't know what might happen to Regal or us, but I'll help," Presea spoke smiling at Lloyd. She had one of those caring smiles on her face. She clutched her ax once more and watched Zelos who was looking at the sky. Presea sighed then looked towards Colette.

"Of course I'll go!" Colette spoke clasping her hands together like she usually did. "I would never forgive myself if something happened to Regal because of us" She spoke in a determined way. Her stubbornness was something that set her aside from the other girls in Lloyd's mind. Lloyd smiled at them all and he made a fist.

"Then it's settled. We have to go find Regal!" Lloyd spoke exchanging glances at the others. Again, they each gave a nod. So they were off. There first hint was when they asked a local if they saw Regal anytime today. A person said they saw him run away from Altamria.

"I was fearing that," Lloyd spoke lowering his head. He gave a huge sigh as Zelos walked over. Zelos had one of those 'Don't-worry-bud-Zelos-is-here-for-you' faces.

"Don't worry bud, Zelos is here for you," Zelos spoke placing his arm on Lloyd's shoulder for encouragement. Lloyd gave a shocked look that Zelos had read his mind. Shaking off the feeling they continued on their quest to find Regal. As soon as they left, they saw Regal huddled in a corner near the woods.

"Look it's Regal," Presea said pointing as she and the others landed their rheaird.

"Regal, are you ok?" Lloyd spoke jumping off his and walking over. The others did so and followed Lloyd. Regal glanced up at them and grabbed Lloyd by the shirt and starred into his eyes.

"Anytime you need love baby I'm on your side," Regal sang as he flailed his hands in the air. Colette giggled under her breath as Zelos grabbed Sheena shoulder for support as he burst out in tears laughing. Sheena, who rarely found tings funny, joined in with the laughter. Presea cracked a weak smile at Regal and Lloyd. Lloyd glared over at the group and scowled.

"It's not the funny," he spoke, beet red in the face. He cheeks were the shade of an apple and his eyes were slanted as he exchanged angry glares at them all. Sheena smiled and took a deep breath.

"Regal, listen to me, your under the spell of Banana Slices," Lloyd spoke taking a deep breath as he explained what was happening to the president. The others stood there hoping Regal would come back to his sense. Lloyd starred into the man's eyes waiting for a reply.

Regal stood up and grabbed a banana from his pocket and began to sing into it.

"One banana two banana three banana four! Daylight come and me want to go home!" Regal sang dancing around. His blue haired bobbed everywhere as he magician outfit swayed in the wind. The whole group was stunned, but that soon faded as they began to burst out in laughter. Regal was never this funny!

"Regal, is funny," Presea spoke smiling widely. She held her ax gently as she beamed towards Lloyd. Sheena nodded.

"I agree with Presea," Sheena spoke grinning. Her eyes fell upon the Chosen.

"Yea, Regal is a stand up comedian!" Zelos spoke holding his stomach as he bent over laughing so hard. The others starred at him and gave a bizarre look. Zelos looked over, gave the how-cold look and stood back up.

"So what can we do?" Sheena asked watching Regal run about in circles like a little dog.

"Let's tie him up and keep him as a pet!" Colette spoke clasping her hands together. The group starred blankly at her and gave confused looks.

"Ok then," Lloyd spoke ignoring Colette's idea. She loved dogs, but come on! Regal as a dog?

"Maybe we should take him back to Meltokio and wait till the effects wear off?" Zelos purposed. He gestured for Regal to come over.

"Regal, do you want to come with us?" Colette asked as Regal bounced over hugging a banana.

"Shut up just shut up shut up," Regal sang in a girly tone. Colette took a step back offended. She lowered her face and spoke sadly.

"Sorry," She spoke solemnly.

"Hey, don't be so cruel to her man!" Zelos spoke placing a hand on Colette's shoulder.

"You're a home wrecker!" Regal; sang in a country accent. Zelos, like Colette, was offended and took a step back and collected his thoughts.

"What does that mean!?" Zelos demanded.

"Come on Regal, just be quiet and come with us," Sheena spoke walking over to the others and where Regal was.

"I feel pretty, oh so pretty!" Regal spoke skipping around. Sheena covered her mouth with er hand and a sweat drop rolled off her face.

"We're doomed," she spoke lowering her head as she gave a huge sigh. Lloyd walked over to the three who just failed. Presea walked alongside him.

"Come on Regal! This isn't funny anymore," Lloyd demanded in an aggravated tone.

"F if for friends who do stuff together, U if for you and me, N is for anytime and anywhere at all, down her in Teth'alle!" Regal sang putting his arms around Lloyd's and Zelos' neck. He then danced around jumping into patches of flowers.

"That was…disturbing," Lloyd countered joining the group who had failed. The only one left was Presea. She gently placed down her ax and walked over to Regal slowly. She observed what he was doing then spoke up.

"Regal, let's go back to Altamria together," the girl spoke extending her hand. She had a happy but emotionless face. She starred at the man hoping he would accept. Regal glanced up at her.

"You and me! Me and you!" Regal sang hugging himself. Presea stared at him and trudged back over to the others. They gave hopeful looks but soon Presea spoke up.

"This is a lost battle," She declared with her head sunken low. The others gave sighs and watched Regal continue to bounce around Zelos stood straight up and got everyone' attention.

"Maybe we should knock him out?" Zelos asked.

"Good Idea!" Lloyd answered.

"I have to agree also, Zelos!" Sheena grinned.

"Sounds good," Presea spoke smiling.

"So, who's going to do it?" Lloyd asked.

"Not me," Sheena declared.

"Not me either," Zelos chimed in.

"Well, not me either" Presea answered.

"Sorry, but not me either," Colette spoke looking at Lloyd.

"Fine, I'll do it,' Muttered Lloyd taking a branch and walking over to where Regal was.

"One, two three," Lloyd counted as he gathered some of hi strength and smacked Regal upside the head.


To be Continued -