Chapter Five

Yes, this chapter is finally longer. And she is in Moogle Land. For those of you who didn't notice, those are the correct lyrics to the songs. I edited them for a moogley feeling. I just changed Munchkin Land to Moogle Land and i added a few Kupos. And the Coroner is me, i played the coroner in my school play.


"Whoa, Toto! Look!" Kairi yelled. Outside of her dark house was a beautiful garden full of flowers and little houses. Strangely, the flowers were all different colors, including blue and orange. The houses were multicolored, like the ones you see in South Beach, Miami. The sky was blue with no clouds in the sky. Kairi stared at all this, horrified with all the happiness. She was always kind of dark. This place was too girly and cute for her.

Toto shuddered at the sight of all this. He hated cute stuff and bright colors. It all made him long for the days in which he stole hearts and killed people. Toto sighed.

In the distance, a pink bubble came towards Kairi and Toto. Kairi shrieked and pulled out a pin from her pocket. As the bubble got closer, she popped it. Where it popped, a girl fell to the ground. It was Aeris, the good witch of the North.

"Ow ow ow ow ow…from the way you are, I'm guessing you're a bad which. But I will ask anyways…Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?" Aeris asked.

"Who me? I'm not a witch at all! I'm Kairi, from Kansas."

"Of course you! You're the only one here other than that!" Aeris pointed at Toto. Toto growled at Aeris, and Aeris jumped backwards. "Than that's the witch!"

"Who, Toto? Toto's my dog…heartless…thing…" Kairi said, giggling.

"Well, I'm a little muddled. The moogles called me because a new witch has just dropped a house on the Wicked Witch of the East. And there's the house. And here you are. And that's all that's left of the wicked witch of the East." Aeris pointed at Ursula's tentacles coming out from under the house. Kairi quietly cheered to herself. "So what the moogles want to know is: Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?" Aeris looked at Kairi questionately.

"Oh, I've already told you! I'm not a witch at all! Witches are old, and ugly, too!" Kairi yelled at Aeris.

"Kupo kupo kupo!" giggles could be heard from around them.

"Whoa! What the hell was that!" Kairi yelled.

"Hehe. The moogles are laughing because I am a witch. I am Aeris, the good witch of the North." Aeris said with a smile.

"Oh you are! Well, I'm sorry. I expected witches to be a bit prettier." Kairi said.

"You mean uglier." Aeris said, frowning.

"Um…sure…" Kairi said, and she giggled to herself. "But please tell me, what are moogles?"

"They are the little critters that live in this land. You are their national heroine my dear. Now come on, moogles! You can all come out and thank her!" Aeris said. At that moment, out of the flowers and building, came thousands of moogles.

Aeris smiled and started to sing.

Come out, come out,

wherever you are and meet the young lady,
who fell from a star.
She fell from the sky,

she fell very far and Kansas, she says,
is the name of the star.
Kansas, she says, is the name of the star.
She brings you good news.

Or haven't you heard?
When she fell out of Kansas

A miracle occurred

Kairi hated musicals. "Oh come on! Do I have to sing!" Moogles frowned at her. She had to go along with it.

It really was no miracle. What happened was just this.
The wind began to switch

the house to pitch and suddenly
the hinges started to unhitch.
Just then the Witch - to satisfy an itch went flying
on her broomstick, thumbing for a hitch.

Then the moogles joined in with the song.

And oh! What happened then was rich!

The house began to pitch. The kitchen took a slitch.
It landed on the Wicked Witch
in the middle of a ditch,
Which was not a healthy situation for the Wicked Witch.
... Who began to twitch and was reduced to just a stitch
of what was once the Wicked Witch.

KUPO!

Kairi was ready to throw up because of all this singing. But then a moogles wearing a strange outfit came up to her.

"We thank you very sweetly, for doing it so neatly, kupo." It said.

"Ewwwwww" Kairi said aloud. The moogles let out a sigh.

"You've killed her so completely, so we thank you, very sweetly, kupo." Another moogles said.

"Yes! Let the joyous new be spread! The wicked old witch at last is dead!" Aeris said. The moogles cheered and cheered. Music started up.

"Oh no! NOT ANOTHER SONG!" Kairi yelled.

Ding Dong! The Witch is dead.

Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch!

Ding dong the wicked witch is dead!

Wake up you sleepy head!

Rub your eyes, get out of bed.

Wake up, the wicked witch is dead!

She's gone where the goblins go below!

Below, below, yo ho!

Let's open up and sing.

And ring the bells out!

Ding dong! The merry oh!

Sing it high! Sing it low!

Let them know the wicked witch is dead!

The moogles continued to sing and dance. Kairi held her head, feeling tortured from all this happiness. "AUG!" She yelled. The moogles didn't care. A moogles came up to her.

"As mayor of the moogles city, in the county of the Land of An, I welcome you most regally." He said.

"But we've got to verify it legally! To see-" another one said.

"To see-"

"If she-"

"If she-"

"Is morally, ethically,"

"Spiritually, physically,"

"Positively, absolutely"

"Undeniably, and reliably dead!" all the moogles joined in.

A little girl with a blue cloak walked out. She wore a purple hat and she had brown hair that reached her shoulders. She had blue eyes that sparkled.

"Hey, wait a second, you're not a moogles!" Kairi said.

"Shoosh!" Aeris said.

After the girl glared at her, she began to sing in a clear and beautiful voice. "As coroner, I must aver, I thoroughly examined her. Not only is she merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead!"

The moogles clapped. This girl was much better than any munchkin of Oz could do! Kairi eyed her as the girl opened a scroll. The scroll had "Certificate of Death" written on it.

"Yes! The wicked witch is dead!" Aeris said. The music started up again.

"NO! NOT ANOTHER SONG! NOOOOOOO!" Kairi yelled. The moogles started singing the song again.

Ding Dong! The Witch is dead.

Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch!

Ding dong the wicked witch is dead!

Wake up you sleepy head!

Rub your eyes, get out of bed.

Wake up, the wicked witch is dead!

She's gone where the goblins go below!

Below, below, yo ho!

Let's open up and sing.

And ring the bells out!

Ding dong! The merry oh!

Sing it high! Sing it low!

Let them know the wicked witch is dead!

"Well, now that's over." Kairi said. Then three moogles in tutus came up to her. They began to sing.

We represent the lullaby league!

The lullaby league, the lullaby league!

And in the name of the lullaby league:

We wish to welcome you to Moogle Land!

The three moogles skipped off. Then three more moogles came up. They had cigars in their mouths and wore striped clothes. They began to sing.

We represent the lollypop guild.

The lollypop guild, the lollypop guild.

And in the name of the lollypop guild:

We wish to welcome you to Moogle Land!

They skipped off. Kairi was finally happy there were no songs left. But music started. "NOOOOOOOO!" Kairi yelled.

We welcome you to Moogle Land, Tra la la la la la la
From now on you'll be history.
You'll be history, you'll be history, you'll be history.
And we will glorify your name.
You will be a bust, be a bust, be a bust
In the Hall of Fame!

Tra la la la la la la la la la la

Tra la la la la la!

Tra la la la la la la la la la la

Tra la la la la-!

There was a loud bang. The moogles jumped to the ground, scared, and stopped singing. Malificent stood in a puff of smoke directly in front of Aeris and Kairi.

"OH GOD! THANK YOU!" Kairi said. She was tired of those stupid moogles.

"Where's my minion?" Malificent asked.

"Yonder she lies!" Aeris said, waving her hand in the direction of the house.

"Where?" Malificent asked.

"There." Aeris giggled, pointing to the house directly.

"Alright, who's the smart-ass that turned her into a house. Was it you, Aeris?" Malificent asked.

"Not the house! Under the house. " Aeris said.

"Under the house?" Malificent asked, bending down to look.

"Oh, I'm sorry. My house dropped on her." Kairi said shamefully.

"You dropped your house on my sister? How could anyone be so unbelievably clumsy!" Malificent asked, getting up.

"Look closer." Aeris said. Malificent saw the feet and screamed. "You recognize her then?"

"Of course I recognize her! Who else would wear those emerald anklets with those socks?" Kairi laughed at this comment Malificent made. "The Emerald Anklets! Little girl, you've done me a service. I shall don the Emerald Anklets and make my power greater than ever!"

Ursula's tentacles shriveled up. The anklets disappeared.

"The anklets! They're gone! Aeris, what have you done with them?" Malificent asked.

"See for yourself! Step forward, Kairi."

Kairi stepped up. She had the two emerald anklets on her ankles. The moogles glanced up. They all muttered "Kupo…"

"AUG! I will get my revenge!" Malificent yelled.

"You better leave now. Before someone drops a house on you, too!" Aeris said. Malificent stared up at the sky in horror and then disappeared.


Yay! A long chapter! I hope it wasn't too long. -- Those were the actual lines at the end, except the last two lines. I memorized the whole Wizard of Oz script because i was supposed to be the Scarecrow, too. But Denis got the part.sob I memorized it anyways, so the lines are the actual lines except for a few changes i made. If you see any mistakes in the song lyrics, tell me!