YAY! I'm on my second out of six stories to do today! Maybe I shouldn't have uploaded so many ::ponders:: Anyways, I hope you like chapter either and Raine's and Genis' Banana Slices effects. And thanks to a reviewer, I shall put Kratos under the spell of Banana Slices for a part of the story! Please read my other stories if you like my writings ::has stars in eyes::
Nall: You're insane
Me: Well duh Nall! I wrote this and 'Potato Madness' what do you think I am? Sane?
Nall: I was hoping you were…
Me: You are so hurtful! ::closes eyes::
Nall: This is why you shall never get to me.
Me: Oh be quiet and do my disclaimer!
Nall: Katra owns nothing she is writing. She only thinks of this because she has no life besides writing.
Me: That….was cruel…anyways here it is!
Banana Slices
Chapter Eight: Once a Teacher Now a Birdie
They group exchanged worried glanced. How could they have forgotten about the Professor and Genis?! Lloyd starred at Kratos then to Colette.
"What do we do now?" Asked Lloyd, sweating. Kratos looked over at his son.
"I purpose we go see them before these 'Banana Slices' take effect on them," Kratos suggested. Zelos turned to him.
"You know, you can be very helpful at times," The Chosen spoke. Kratos gave a confused look and cleared his throat.
"I'm not sure to take that as a compliment or a diss?" He asked in a harsh tone. Zelos lowered his gaze. Sheena turned to them.
"I hate to do this but I have to go and check on Mizuho. I'll be back later, I'm sorry," Sheena spoke lowering her gaze. She crossed her arms. Colette turned to her.
"That's ok Sheena," Colette said placing a hand on her shoulder. Sheena smiled at the blonde Chosen and left Meltokio.
Presea turned to the others.
"So our best bet like Kratos said is to go see Genis and Raine?" She asked taking out her ax and gently holding it. Lloyd gave a nod to the Tacten girl.
"I suggest we hurry," Kratos spoke. The group nodded and ran out of the town, still leaving Botta dancing and Regal sleeping. The each got on a Rheaird and left to Iselia. Lloyd and the others reached the teleportation light at The Renegade Base and paused.
"What's wrong?" Zelos asked as he called up to them.
"I was wondering if Yuan is angry at us," Lloyd called back.
"Why would he?" Presea asked.
"Oh, it's nothing," he muttered.
"Let's just get moving," Kratos spoke scratching his auburn head as his eyes twitched.
"What's wrong with your eye?" Presea asked. Zelos looked over.
"I thought I saw Genis and Raine down there," Kratos spoke glancing back downwards. Zelos looked down also and suddenly got dizzy.
"too high…"the Chosen muttered as his eyes began to shut. Colette looked over as Zelos began to fall from his Rheaird.
"LLOYD"! Colette yelled to Lloyd. Lloyd just noticed Zelos falling as Colette yelled. He set his Rheaird for full blast and went downwards trying to catch Zelos before he called. It was all over. Zelos was going to fall and die. He was going to the watery grave. To the Big House. To the Jailhouse. To The Bazooka land!
"Raine the super birdie to the rescue!' Raine screamed as she came running out of nowhere and caught Zelos. The whole group was stunned.
"RAINE?!" Zelos spoke jumping out of her arms and giving her a huge hug for saving him. Something different was about her. Something very different. Something no one could put their finger on, well maybe it was the fact she was wearing a chicken costume!
"Erm…Raine, my ultra cool beauty, why are you dressed up like a chicken?" He asked sweating. The others landed next to Zelos and was stunned by Raine.
"I am not a chicken!" She spoke in a clucking voice. Lloyd was completely stunned.
"My Teacher is a Chicken…." He spoke trying to comprehend what the hell was going on.
"Once a Teacher Now a Birdie," Kratos said to himself. Zelos looked over.
"You mean Chicken," Zelos stated. Raine flapped her chicken like wings and gobbled at them.
"Does she have rabbis?" Zelos asked jumping behind Colette. Colette looked at Zelos and gave a week smile towards gim.
"CLUCK!" She yelled acting as if her nose was a beak. She then proceeded to chase Zelos around the small island. All Lloyd could say about this act of stupidity was, "Colette! Go get some popcorn!"
"Someone, help me!" Zelos yelled running around crazily. Presea covered her mouth from laughing. Kratos rolled his eyes finding nothing funny about this.
Raine then jumped into the air and began to chuck eggs at Zelos. Yes it is very wrong.
"This just get stranger and stranger," Kratos spoke crossing his arms.
"She's gone insane!" Zelos yelled as an egg smashed on his head. All his red hair was covered in egg yolk. He looked over at Raine and gave a puppy dog face.
"That was so uncalled for," He spoke sad but angry. Lloyd fell over laughing as Raine then began to chase him again.
"This is absurd!" Kratos spoke taking out his sword.
"No Kratos, this is for every time Zelos was an idiot," Lloyd spoke looking up towards him. Kratos crossed his arms and grinned.
"I suppose you're right," He spoke. Just then Genis appeared.
"Genis!" Colette called out happily running to the half elf.
"Stay away you evil alien!" he yelled getting out his kandama. Colette took a step backwards as everyone but Zelos and Raine looked over at Genis.
"Alien?" Kratos asked.
"Yes yes! You all are aliens! You must die!" He yelled at the top of his lungs. He began to cast Thunder Blade at the group. Lloyd yelled out in fear.
"This just went from funny to dangerous!" He yelled. Zelos looked over as he was running.
"Now you know who I feel!" The Chosen muttered avoiding eggs of doom. Genis suddenly stopped and sat down in a corner and began to mutter to himself.
"I don't want the cough medicine mommy! I don't want it!" He spoke talking nonsense. The group stopped and caught their breaths.
"Is he alright?" Colette asked Kratos.
"It would appear he is having illusions," Kratos stated. Lloyd starred at Genis.
"Let me guess, they had a Banana Slice right?" Lloyd spoke sweating. Presea nodded.
"More then likely," The young girl spoke. Colette sighed heavily and looked at Raine then Genis.
"Let's see. Maybe we can snap them out of it!" She spoke happily. She clasped her hands together as she thought.
"Why does she do that?" Kratos asked.
"Because she's Colette," Lloyd answered.
Kratos suddenly fell to the floor.
"KRATOS!" Presea yelled. Everything turned into a soap opera with Raine chasing Zelos in slow motion.
"What happened to him?" Lloyd asked dressed up in a spiffy outfit.
"He was murdered!" Presea spoke with death in her eyes. Colette took a step backwards.
"By whom?" Colette asked.
"Well he has something on his face," Presea spoke bending over.
"What doctor?! What is it?" Lloyd asked getting on his knees.
"He's been shot in the face by a banana Slice," Presea spoke.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Lloyd yelled on his knees bending over Kratos crying. Colette buried her head into Presea's shoulder.
Everything went back to normal.
"Banana Slices again?!" Lloyd asked angrily. These things were causing more trouble then what they were worth.
Kratos slowly got up and felt his head.
"Dammit, I don't want to know what is going to happen to Kratos," Lloyd spoke. Kratos looked over at Lloyd.
"I like pointy things," He spoke In a bizarre squeaky voice. Lloyd starred at Kratos blankly.
"I've lost all confidence as a man," he spoke lowering his head. Colette starred at him.
"Lloyd! You said that line before!" Colette yelled smacking him on the head. Kratos began to wander off and poked pointy things, like like…The Empire State Building! Like Yuan's Hair!
"My hair is no pointy!' Yuan screamed as Kratos poked it. And he poked other things like. A butterfly! And then he poked Botta Irish Step Dancing.
"This is going to be a LOONG night," Lloyd complained.
Author's Note:
Sorry to cut this short. My imagination went blank. Anyways, I hope that the next chapter will be even more hilarious! Did you like Raine acting like a chicken? Was Genis funny? Was Kratos and his pointy thing and poking obsession funny? Please Review!
