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chapter 5

The Chat Room


... The Higurashi Home ...

Kagome searched through her purse to find her house key while Sango skillfully juggled 2 pizzas, sodas, and her own purse. Finally Kagome found her key with a keychain that said, 'I got from zero to bitch within 2.7 seconds'. She opened the door and helped Sango by carrying the pizzas.

"Hey! I'm home!", Kagome yelled

... silence ...

Kagome twitched with annoyance then said in a calm but harsh sounding voice, " alright ... fine, I GOT PIZZA!"

"Yes! IM STARVING!" Sota came running down the stairs.

"oh, well lookie here, now you come ... well guess what, you cant have any!", Kagome stuck out her tongue

"HEY! thats not fair, how come i cant have any? ... huh?" Sota pouted

" cause you ignored me when i said i was home .."

"and you want me to be bother you all the time, you get pissed off as it when i even say your friends called"

"no but still ..."

"exactly, so can i have some pizza now" Kagome just tapped her foot as Sota sighed and gave in, " pleeeeassse?"

"thats better" she said as Sota snatched away the boxes and walked into the kitchen, " hey one of those boxes are ours ..." Kagz said aggrivated

"come on Sango, lets grab our pizza before Sota eats it knowing his appitite all the time"

Kagome and Sango walked into the kitchen grabbing their box of pizza, a liter or diet coke, and two cups.

"dont pig out Sota, make sure to save some for mom and grandpa when they get back from the docter", as they ran up stairs to Kagome's room.


... Kagome's Room ...

"why are they at the docters?", Sango asked with concern

"Oh that? they're there because grandpa accidently tripped over a rake outside and hurt his back before I left"

"is he ok?" Sango asked with even more concern

"yah he seemed ok but my mother insisted on bringing him to the docter to make sure he was definately ok"

"oh, well i hope he's is, you never know, cause my grandma accidently fell once and it turns out that she hurt her back really bad and had to stay under constant attention because if she fell again she would be in a wheel chair the rest of her life"

"wow ... (--;;) thats pretty rough, i probably would have just never left bed if meant falling would cause such damage" Kagome stated

"yup, but she just didnt think about that I guess"

Kagome just remembered something, or almost did," hey, I think we're forgetting something ..."

"Dont worry, it will come back to you eventually" Sango reassured Kagome

"Yah, but don't you hate it when you just can't remember? It really bugs the hell outta me" Kagome shivered, she started to feel cold

"ugghhh, that annoys me so much, especially when I know its important" Sango sat next to the window on Kagomes couch and decide to look out the window to see how orange the moon was and then quickly turned around noticing something else

"shit" is all she could say

Kagome got so confused, "what?" she said

"Miroku is over Inuyasha's house"

"... and ... ? what about it?"

"you wanna list?" Sango pointed out

"sure why not ..." Sango just hunched over and sighed because of her friends carelessness about the whole situation she was in.

"where do I start" Sango began to say, " ... well, first off, I like him", she blushed, " and if he knows Im here, and he could watch us ... :paused: while we're sleeping"

"Isn't much of a list but ok, big deal, you have a crush, he is pretty good looking, and so what if he watches us? I have curtians."

"I SNORE!" Sango became mad

"so we close the window ... no problem .." Sango drooped her her shoulders and gave up

"wait ... you snore?" Kagome realized

(.;;) "yah ... where have you been at our sleepovers?" you havnt noticed?"

"nope, Im a deep sleeper, I can sleep through anything" ()

"true ... and you do fall asleep before me most of the times"

"yah, so anyways thats why my mom got me curtians, she didn't exactly trust Inuyasha's growth and development with all his hormones" she laughed a lil, you'd think he's the one PMSing all the time since he has sooooo many mood swings, but its not like he'll ever look at me, so whats the use?"

"AS IF! please will you just stop already! didn't you see how bright red his cheeks were from blushing after you kissed him!"

Kagome looked suddenly surprised,"really?"

"he looked sooooooo nervous when you danced for him and sat on his lap!" Sango stretched out the 'so' a lil

"well ... I'm sure he didn't think it could possibly be me. I mean honestly! look at my picture in the year book" Kagome picked up a book on her desk and flipped through pages to find the pic of her. She held it up to Sango's face as Sango just took her pointer finger and pushed it down so she could get a nice view of Kagome's embarrised face. She took the book and placed it on the desk as she fixed her direction to the mirror and told Kagome to look at her vanity mirror on the door next to her.

"but look at you now ..." Sango gave a heart-felt smile

Kagome looked at the mirror, hesitating, then saw a small smile come upon her face

"that was then Kagz, just look at you now! besides ... I'm not even finished with you yet. Remember I'm going to be taking you to a spa tomarrow my aunt runs, she didnt want to work in the family buisness. She gets scared easily by tormenting demons and shes not too good with a weapon."

"oh ... really? OH HEY ... DUDE I REMEMBERED WHAT I FORGOT! ..."

"which would be ..." Sango pushed Kagome on a lil further

"our costumes ..."

"FUCK! WE FORGOT THE COSTUMES!" Sango freaked

"loud much?" Kagome rubbed her right ear to stop the pain that was pulsing through her ear

"damnnit ..." Sango slumped her shoulders and Kagz just smiled at her friend

"Don't sweat it, besides you left a message on your mom's phone before saying we we're going to the mall ... so lets just go back tomarrow and get them. Here I'll write it on my hand so i wont forget, ok?" Kagome searched for a pen to write on her hand

"ok ..." Sango relaxed a lil, " hey girlie, do you mind if i sign onto AIM"

"oh go right ahead, besides i was thinking of signing on anyways ..." Kagome pulled out her laptop from under her bed as she plopped onto the cushioning of many pillows. She threw some pillows onto the couch across the room and laid a pillow under her chest and put her arms infront of her so she could turn on her laptop.

"When did you get the laptop" Sango observed the pink and clear apple laptop...

"Oh this? I just got it last week" noises started to come form the laptop as it turned on

"Your very high-tech arn't you Kagz?" Sango looked around the room to find an iPod, camera phone, a digital camera, her laptop, a palm pilot, a DVD player, tv, CD player, the computer infront of her, and a portible computer.

"Hey it works for me ... I like all my stuff, its what keeps me entertained most of the time ..."

"but where do you get all this money?"

"family, birthdays, babysitting, you know the basics ... but my family likes to waste money on their 'children' a lot ... so here i get all this technology and money ..."

"lucky ... you suck"

"It's not my fault!" Kagome defended herself

... anyways ...

Kagome sighned onto her laptop as Sango tried to sign on as well


... Kagome's Laptop ...

Welcome xXKagomeXx!

13oomerang13ebe70 has just signed on!

13oomerand13ebe70: Heyy!

xXKagomeXx:Heyy, sup?

13oomerang13ebe70:not much, u?

xXKagomeXx:bored, so what else is new? oh hey lets make a chat room ...

13oomerang13ebe70:ok, hold on a minute

You've got a chat invitation from 13oomerang13ebe


... Chat Room ...

xXKagomeXx has just entered the room

13oomerang13ebe70: oooooooookkkkkkk, who shall we invite? ...

13oomerang13ebe70: WAIT! Rin is on ...

RinnyBear20 has just entered the room

RinnyBear20: Heyy chicas, wassup?

13oomerang13ebe70: nottin really, hanging at Kagz groovy pad ...

RinnyBear20: hmmmm phycadelic!

xXKagomeXx: haha, nice wording ...

RinnyBear20: I know really?

13oomerang13ebe70: totally, but next time spell it right ...

RinnyBear20: well it's not my fault!

xXKagomeXx: yeah it is, all you do in laguage arts is write sessomarus's name everywhere on your desk instead of paying attention at all to whats going on

RinnyBear20: ... that was soooo cruel ...

xXKagomeXx: I know, I try ...

RinnyBear20: awwwwwwww ... !

13oomerang13ebe70? wtf mate ?

RinnyBear20: fluffy is on!

xXKagomeXx: fluffy? is that your cat or something?

RinnyBear20: sessomaru silly goose! cats cant sign on ... can they?

13oomerang13ebe70: well if they did, id be rich ...

xXKagomeXx: hahhahahahahaha, are you serious? you gave sess a lil pet name?

RinnyBear20: yah! ... isn't it soooo kawaii? :D

13oomerang13ebe70: ooo yeah ... LMFAS (laugh my fucking ass off) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

RinnyBear20: uhhhhhh, Kagz?

xXKagomeXx: yeah?

13oomerang13ebe70: .,gdhSDGSDGVljbSDVsdnvSDHFpf

RinnyBear20: is she actually laughing?

xXKagomeXx: ummm, you know how she just typed a bunch of random letters?

RinnyBear20: yeah?

xXKagomeXx: well she was banging on the key board from laughing too hard ...

RinnyBear20: ahhh, i see, that bad huh? is the nickname honestly THAT funny?

xXKagomeXx: oh dont worry about that bitch, call him fluffy all you like!

RinnyBear20: ok, im gonna invite sessy in, hold on ...

13oomerang13ebe70: ok

Ten5e1ega has just entered the room

Ten5eiga: yo what up mah main bitches?

xXKagomeXx: ... gee thaaankkks

Ten51g: hey no problem ... anytime

13oomerang13ebe70: oh ya know, nothing really ... fluffy ... just haning a bit! lmao

xXKagomeXx: hahaha

Ten5e1ga: uhhh Rin?

RinnyBear20: hehe .. sorry

Ten5e1ga: dont worry about it hun

xXKagomeXx: ok ok we'll stop calling you fluffy

Ten5e1ga: good cuz only my Rin is allowed to call me that

13oomerang13ebe70: awww thats so cute!

Ten5e1ga: yah ... well you know how I do ...

DeMoNiCFaNg76 has just signed

GropeMaster3000 has just signed on

Ten5e1ga: hahaha the little twerp and his friend just signed on

Ten5e1ga: i say lets bother him

DeMoNiCFaNg76 has just entered the room

DeMoNiCFaNg76: what the hell do you want now?

Ten5e1ga: to piss you off

DeMoNiCFaNg76: whatever,... im gonna invite Miroku in, besides what happened to good ol' noogies ... computers do nothing to annoy siblings

GropeMaster3000 has just entered the room

Ten5e1ga: nice idea inuyasha, brb (be right back to all you idiots that know nothing about AIM talk)

GropeMaster3000: heyy, yo what up?

13oomerang13ebe70: oye vei ... --;;

GropeMaster3000: oooo well hello ... how you doin' ( like joey from friends hahah)

13oomerang13ebe70: pretty good pretty good and all with my new man

GropeMaster3000: WHAT! who is he? where dose he live? Im gonna make him wish he never layed a single eye on ..

13oomerang13ebe70: oo wow, you cant take a joke can you?

GropeMaster3000: oh yeah of coarse i knew that

xXKagomeXx: sure ya did ... bbbaaaaaadd liar

DeMoNiCFaNg76: xspljckime;;..,ijgsagf

WolfzM00n8: has just entered the room

GropeMaster3000: hahaha ... inu just got a huuuuuggge noogie by sess and typed all those accidental letters

xXKagomeXx: who invited koga?

GropeMaster3000: oooppps, meant to invite kikyo

DeMoNiCFaNg76: wtf? dont invite that whore, she's so gay

GropeMaster3000: whooops, sorry, just did ... . ;;

DeMoNiCFaNg76: FUCKING IDIOT!

soulKATCHR1112 has just entered the room

soulKATCHR1112: oh hey inu-baby

DeMoNiCFaNg76: get over yourself you little slut bag whore

soulKATCHR1112: what? O.O ! how dare you talk to me that way! .

soulKATCHR1112: oh, just wonderful ...just what i need to totally brighten up my mood. miss hickurashi

xXKagomeXx: ok, little miss-who-do-you-think-you-are, but hate to break it to you but your comebacks are L-A-M-E

soulKATCHR1112: oh and who asked you?

xXKagomeXx: nobody, did you SEE anyone say anything about a question? no i didn't think so ... wow lame comebacks AND stupid, you got that whole take-advantage-of-me package dont you?

13oomerang13ebe70: hey, sorry to inturrupt this oh-so-touching moment but i got an even better moment! KAGZ WE MADE THE CHEER SQUAD!

soulKATCHR1112: are you fucking kidding me? why would they let a dyke on the team, she might try something ... perverted like a certian miroku

GropeMaster3000: AY! i resent that! ...

xXKagomeXx: dude! thats the other thing we forgot about ...

soulKATCHR1112: but WHY would they let a lezbo on the team!

xXKagomeXx: im not, and i woldnt be talking if i were you kikyo... wouldnt want me to accidentally let everyone know about what happened between you and someone of the school staff last year at the christmas party ... now would we?

soulKATCHR1112: YOU SWORE YOU"D NEVER TELL!

xXKagomeXx: i dont swear on these things, all i said was that i wouldnt tell, but its not a promise either, and counting on the way you treat me... something could slip

WolfzM00n8: uhh did i miss something here?

soulKATCHR1112: no! why do you fucking care?

WolfzM00n8: well why dont you just leave Kagz alone and maybe she'll do the same to you or ill make sure whatever secret kagome has about you, spreads throughout all of Japan

soulKATCHR1112: you wouldnt dare ...

WolfzM00n8: wanna bet? i have at least 10 friends in each city that all go to different schools, and they owe me each a favor

soulKATCHR1112: well arnt you little miss hick's pet ... hey kagome where did you find him? he kinda cute ... i think want one

xXKagomeXx: yah im sure you would ... it would probably be the only living thing that you dont HAVE TO pay or spoil to like you, it just dose ... not even your own family likes you which is pretty sad

soulKATCHR1112: what in kamis name are you talking about, everybody loves me, of coarse my friends do ...

xXKagomeXx: give em money AND popularity

soulKATCHR1112: many guys adore me ...

xXKagomeXx: slut outfits and willing to do anything

soulKATCHR1112: and what the fuck do you mean my family, THEY REVOLVE THEIR LIVES AROUND ME!

xXKagomeXx: honestly whens the last time you played with your own sister? or went to get a manicure with your mom, or even talked with your father?

soulKATCHR1112: nobody asked you!

xXKagomeXx: once again ... DID YOU SEE ANYONE ASK ME?

soulKATCHR1112: you little CUNT!

GropeMaster3000: woah woah woah kikyo calm down, kagome are you alright?

DeMoNiCFaNg76: yah i mean really, i wouldnt stoop that low to call you something that harsh .. i mean i called kagome some pretty shitty stuff, but not that ...

xXKagomeXx:t hanks for caring so much inuyasha ... ive gotta go

DeMoNiCFaNg76: are you sure your fine?

xXKagomeXx has just left the room


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1.vampire fic

2.marraige fic

3.vacation fic

4.another highschool fic

5.surreal life fic

6.secret agent fic

7. OR one based on my life

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