Chapter Seven
The moment all you Sora-loving fangirls have been waiting for!
"Oh, Toto. Now which way do we go?" Kairi said, worried. The purple road split three was. Toto jumped out of Kairi's arms.
"Excuse me, that's a very nice way."
"Who said that?" Kairi said, looking around. She was in a cornfield with no one around except a few crows and a scarecrow that looked familiar. He had his arm pointing Left. Toto barked at the scarecrow. "Oh, silly Toto. You know scarecrows can't talk."
"Well, that's a nice way, too."
The scarecrow was now pointing right.
"Hey, wasn't he pointing the other way?" Kairi said.
"Well, some people do go both ways!" The scarecrow was not pointing both directions.
"Hey! You did talk!" Kairi said, running up to the Scarecrow.
"Yes I did!"
"Well, you seem so retarded. Come with us to see the wizard. He'll give you a brain." Kairi said.
"Hey!" the scarecrow yelled. He was so furious she thought he was stupid.
"What's you're name?" she asked him.
"Sora." He replied.
"Sora, isn't that a girl's name?"
"No!" Sora blushed.
Kairi laughed. "A little hot scarecrow has a girl's name. I think you're a boy…I hope…" Kairi noticed the scarecrow was tied to a pole. She untied him.
"Oh, thank you! My, it's good to be free!" Sora yelled. He then tripped and fell to the ground. Music started up for a song, but Kairi yelled and it stopped.
"Aren't you scared to be out here?" Kairi asked.
"Nope! I ain't afraid of anything! Well, except maybe a lighted match…" Sora showed Kairi some of his straw. She frowned.
"Well, maybe you should stay stupid. I have a witch mad at me."
"Well, I am not stupid. And I would face a box of matches if it meant helping you. You're just so cute!" Sora said. The crows started whistling.
"Wow! The county of An has flirting cute scarecrows, too! To An?" Kairi asked, putting out her arm.
"To An!" Sora replied, linking arms with Kairi.
"I'm not singing…" Kairi said. Sora looked down in shame. "Oh, fine. One song."
We're off to see the Wizard!
The wonderful wizard of An
We hear he is a wiz of a wiz if ever a wiz there was
If ever oh ever a wiz there was
The wizard of An is one because
Because because because because because
Because of the wonderful things he does
We're off to see the wizard
The wonderful wizard of An!
The two of them skipped off. Toto followed behind Sora.
"HEARTLESS!" Sora yelled. He pulled a keyblade out of nowhere.
"No! it's Toto! My dog!" Kairi said.
Sora put the keyblade away. "Keeping heartless for pets is a bad idea…"
The two of them went arm in arm off to the left road. They skipped along.
Wow! Sora's cuteness got Kairi to sing. And remember, there was a reason to why Toto was a heartless, not Pluto. It explains that in a later chapter.
