Banana Slices Chapter Nine is in! I GOT TO NALL! I got Kratos to win Advanced Class in the Coliseum! You rock Kratos!

Nall: Idiot…

Me: In this chappie… Presea knocks on a door, a lot! This chappie also has just a TAD bit of Gesea… But it's just Genis crush thing! Don't worry!

Nall: Like they needed to know that?

Me: Let's just start since you love to make fun of me. And George Bush is NOT the president in this story. Some guy named Bob Bob is…

Banana Slices

Chapter Ten: Pointy Thing and Good Bye New York!

"Where did Kratos go?" Colette asked Lloyd. The brunette swordsman turned to the blonde Chosen and looked around.

"Probably went to go poke pointy things," Lloyd suggested. Colette gave a huge sigh. Presea walked over to the two.

"It seems Raine is still chasing Zelos," Presea reported. Lloyd glanced over at Raine still chucking random objects at Zelos. By now Zelos was covered in egg, soup, and yes mashed potatoes!

"Where did these stupid Banana Slices even come from?" Lloyd asked angrily. Presea gave a shrug along with Colette.

"Well Zelos said they come from 'Earth'," Replied Colette clasping her hands together.

"And that really helps," Lloyd spoke in a sarcastic way. Colette lowered her head sadly. She clasped her hands together and closed her eyes.

"I'm sorry Lloyd," She spoke in a whisper. Presea turned to Colette.

"I assume Lloyd is not angry, just aggravated," Presea spoke trying to make sense Of Lloyd's actions towards his best friend.

"Yea, what Presea said," Lloyd spoke sweating. All of a sudden Yuan busted out of the base with a angry look upon his face. Following the seraphim was Kratos.

"Yuan! Kratos?" Lloyd spoke confused. Yuan stomped over to Lloyd and took out his weapon.

"Is this some kind of a joke!" Yuan demanded pointing to Kratos who was twiddling his thumbs and poking rocks. Presea looked over at Yuan.

"Kratos fell under the spell of Banana Slices from an unknown cause," She explained. Yuan gave her a confused look and grabbed Kratos by his auburn hair.

"Whatever happened, I suggest you fix him before he goes destroying my base again!" Yuan hollered. Kratos starred at them and tried to poke Yuan's shoe.

"He did what!" Lloyd spoke alarmed.

"He destroyed my base!" Yuan restated.

"Maybe you should have put more security on it," Colette spoke with a concerned look on her face. Yuan looked over at the Chosen Of mana and rolled his emerald eyes.

"Fix him, or suffer the consequences!" Yuan stammered.

"Consequences?" Lloyd asked. Presea turned to Lloyd.

"Yuan has no set consequences," Replied Presea.

"ooh," Lloyd spoke with a grin. He crossed his arms like Kratos used to do. Yuan pulled his weapon to Lloyd's throat, raised an eyebrow, muttered something then walked back into the base dropping Kratos in the snow.

"Well, he's really friendly!" Lloyd muttered. Zelos, who was still be chased by Miss Chicken toppled over Kratos.

"CLUCK!" Raine yelled jumping onto Zelos. Kratos stood up and poked Raine.

"CLUCK?" She yelled turning to Kratos. He starred at her and poked one of her feathers. Presea, Colette, and Lloyd exchanged looks. Kratos looked at Presea, titled his head and ran off with his Rheaird.

"Where is he going?" Lloyd asked. Colette gave a meek smile towards Lloyd.

"I hope he'll be ok," She replied.

"Me too," Lloyd spoke in almost a whisper.

-Meanwhile-

Kratos was going on a Earth and Symphonia poking spree! First he poked the Eiffel Tower! Then he poked White House! Then he poked The Tethe'alle base! All of these places he received these wonderful pictures. But in these pictures he was jumbo size…how bizarre… then suddenly he went inside the White house again!

Kratos slowly walked through the white house hall. Where were the security guards you might wonder? They were all eating lunch at a restaurant of course! How convenient, for our weird hero! Finally he made his way into the President's office. At the desk was the president, Bob and his last name was Bob.

"Who the hell are you?" Bob bob asked.

"Oooh what does the red button do!" Kratos asked walking over twiddling his thumbs. He walked over to the big red button.

"What are you doing in my office! Get the hell out of my office!" Bob yelled.

Kratos then poked the Big Red Button. Then then,

Da da da da, la la la la, hey hey hey hey Good Bye to New York!

And with that New York went CABOMB! Well, everyone got out safe with no injuries except those people who I hate and are evil!

"You just blew up New York!" Bob yelled.

"What's New York?" Kratos asked.

-Back to our REAL heroes… and the chicken lady-

"I thought I heard something," Colette spoke looking around. Lloyd flicked his ear and tilted his head.

"You did? I didn't" Lloyd replied still trying to figure out what Colette heard. Presea looked around and went up the Renegade Base Door.

Knock knock

"What are you doing Presea?" Lloyd asked looking over.

Knock knock

"Presea?" Colette asked looking over at her.

Knock knock

"Come on Presea, stop that," Lloyd demanded. Presea turned to him, gave a big grin then turned to the door. (PREPARE YOURSELF!)

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"Is she ok?" Lloyd asked with a sweat drop. Colette giggled and walked over to her. Just then Yuan busted out of the base sending Presea toppling into the snow.

"Who the hell was just doing all that god damn knocking?" Yuan screamed angrily. Lloyd and Colette laughed and pointed to Presea who had gotten up and began to Knock again.

"HER!" Yuan glared angrily as he picked her up by the back of her collar with his right hand. Presea squirmed in his hand but was still smiling widely at what she had just done.

"…Presea?" Genis finally spoke standing up. His eyes returned to normal as he ran over to the others. He saw Yuan holding Presea above the ground and almost died.

"Let her go!" Genis demanded.

"And what if I don't?" Yuan taunted.

"I'll make you toast!" Genis threatened shaking his kandama nervously.

"Not toast!" Yuan spoke in a sarcastic way. He rolled his eyes and chucked her in the air. Genis ran to the flying Presea and managed to catch her. Just then his legs gave way from her wait as they both landed in the snow.

"Was that supposed to happen?" Colette asked Lloyd turning to him. Lloyd shook his head and turned to Zelos and Raine.

"Cluck! (Come my Chicken Friends!)" Raine yelled in a chicken voice. Lloyd and Colette exchanged glances. Suddenly fifty chickens from those Zelda games that come out of nowhere if you smack a chicken with your sword, swooped down and began to peck Zelos crazily.

"Get them off!" Zelos hollered holding his head and running around. Genis looked over at his sister and sprang to his feet.

"GO RAINE! YOU ROCK!" He yelled as he cheered her on. Lloyd turned to his friend with a grin.

"Heh, I didn't expect that response from you," Replied Lloyd.

"Why in the name of Martel are chickens invading my base!" Yuan yelled running back outside with a chicken at his feet. His hair had random feathers in it. He had that very tense and annoyed look.

"What happened Yuan?" Colette inquired worriedly looking over. Lloyd gave her a sigh and glanced back over at the seraphim.

"What do you think happened! These damn chickens ruined my base!" He hollered grabbing the chicken at his feet and flying it through the air into the water.

"It's a new sport! Chicken Throw!" Lloyd spoke with a grin watching the chicken sail through the sky and into the icy cold water.

"That's cruel," Colette protested. Yuan glanced at the young girl.

"Cruel? I'll tell you 'cruel'. Cruel is what happened to me!" Yuan spoke squinting his emerald eyes. He glanced at the group and began to brush off the feathers that were on his cape.

"I have a question," Genis said speaking up. They turned to the half-elf.

"And that is?" Yuan asked, annoyed.

"How could chicken's destroy your base? All they can do is excretion and shed feathers," Genis explained curiously.

"Question!' Lloyd spoke raising his hand and turning to his best friend.

"What?" Genis asked looking over at Lloyd.

"What's excretion?..." He asked very clueless like. Colette blushed and began to giggle. Yuan gave them all a odd look and rolled his emerald eyes.

"When you go to the bathroom Lloyd," Genis spoke puffing out his cheeks as he spoke in a whisper. His whole face turned beat read from his older friend's stupidity.

"Well, to answer your earlier question before you were so rudely interrupted, I suggest you come with me," Yuan spoke watching Presea, Genis, Lloyd and Colette. They all nodded and walked behind Yuan into the ruined and mostly destroyed base. Raine and Zelos however, continued their quarrel, I mean um, chase.

"This place is horrible!' Colette shrieked wide eyes. It was true, the whole place was on fire, destroyed, and chicken's marched around carrying little flags that had a egg symbol on them.

"Chicken's conquered the world's best military thing? I'm scared…" Lloyd spoke trying not to break out in laughter. Genis didn't find this either. Presea watched the chicken's in puzzlement.

Author's note:

This chapter took me long enough. I have a quick question for Lunar Fans. Are Leo and Gwyn, both from Lunar 2 Eternal Blue, related? I haven't beaten the game but I have a hunch they are. I mean the same nose, same type of ears, Gwyn has white fur on his hands, Leo has black, and they fight like father and son. So are they?

Anyways I'm so sorry I haven't been on. My mind has been on other things.

Nall: BULL! You have just been too busy playing on neopets and you are too damn lazy to write.

Me: Don't make me get the pictures!

Nall: Of what?...

Me: You know. The ones with you in a maids suit, with water ALL over you!

Nall: shudders I still hate you for that.

Me: HURRAY! My muse hates me! Anyways I better go.

Nall: She's lying again

Me: BE QUIET! chucks Nall in maid's outfit pictures at you and runs off