Banana Slices Ten:: crowd cheers loudly : What? I've been gone that long? Ok, thanks to some funky inspiration from my other stories. This chapter is mostly dedicated to Michelle and Nicole. This doesn't mean it's only for them tho! It's just because they always support me when I'm sad. And erm : covers ears : I have a few family problems. Not parent problems but, other problems. Eek!
Nall: Are you always going to rant?
Me: Shut up Nall! This is a very hard time in my family. So shut it and let me rant …
Nall: Ok, when Kat is mad, she is very scary. Scary like Catwoman.
Me: Really. Just be quiet. Or Or, I'll get Raine the Chicken Lady in here! I'm serious Nall!
Nall: Will she throw eggs at me:: gulp :
Me: yes! So be quiet and let's on with the story already!
Nall: You're the one who keeps ranting..
Me: Be quiet…
Banana Slices
Chapter 10: World Domination! And Hot Wings!
The chicken's continued their march through the base and into the secret room. The room off limits to everyone except Yuan.
"So, Yuan, what are you going to do now?" Lloyd spoke trying to grin. Colette glanced over at Lloyd and acted confused.
"What are you going to do now? I'll tell you what you are going to do now! You all are going to help me get these damn chickens out of here, fix Kratos before he does something really idiotic, and explain to me what the hell is going on around here!" Yuan spoke exasperated. He twitched his emerald eyes and crossed his arms. Colette turned to Yuan.
"To answer the question about what's going on, it's because of these 'Banana Slices'. You see, they control people and give weird side effects. And every time some0ne eats one, it's always a different effect." Colette tried to explain flapping her purple and pink wings. Presea nodded in agreement.
"So that's why I was on stage," Yuan muttered to himself. Lloyd turned to the seraphim.
"What was that?" Lloyd asked puzzled. Yuan starred at him.
"Nothing," Replied Yuan sharply.
"Hey what's this?" Genis spoke picking up a small electronic device. Yuan noticed Genis picking up the device and rushed over. With one swift move, Yuan snatched it out of his hands.
"It's nothing," Replied Yuan hiding it.
"Looks like a device to talk to people," Replied Genis wanting to study it.
"You're starting to sound like Raine," Replied Lloyd with a huge sigh.
"It's a cell phone, ok! It's the only way I can talk to people!" Yuan spoke to the group. A few chickens passed by dressed up like Colette.
"What the heck?" Genis screamed. Yuan sharply turned to him and made a fist.
"Look Colette! They're your fans!" Lloyd spoke pointing to the chickens. Colette blushed and smiled.
"They are so cute Lloyd!" Colette spoke grinning at Lloyd.
"I'm back! What did I mi-" Sheena spoke re appearing in a puff of smoke. Before she could even finish her sentence, she saw chickens walk by.
"Chickens?" Sheena spoke alarmed.
"Sheena! You're back." Presea spoke to the girl. Sheena nodded and turned to Yuan who was yelling at Genis.
"What's wrong with you?" Sheena asked walking over to the two half-elves.
"He won't let me look at this device called a 'cell phone'," Genis explained. Yuan snickered.
"Because it's mine and I don't want grimy hands on my merchandise," Yuan retorted holding the cell phone proudly. Sheena began to fall over laughing.
"Cell phones! All the people of Mizuho have those! And you two are fighting over them," Sheena spoke between laughs. Genis turned to Yuan and gave a huge stupid grin.
"Guess it isn't that special anymore," Genis replied to Yuan. Yuan arched his eyebrows.
"Now can I see it?" Genis spoke staring at the older half-elf with stars in his eyes. Yuan stepped back, hesitantly he chucked it towards Genis to look at. Genis thanked him and began to investigate the phone.
"Whoa, look Lloyd! The chickens are all grouped in a circle!" Colette spoke pointing to a large gathering of chickens. The whole group, except Genis and Yuan and Yuan's cell phone, turned to see what Colette was talking about. Before anyone could say anything, Genis dropped the cell phone in horror.
"YOU BROKE IT!" he yelled in fury.
"You have how many picture messages from Mithos!" Genis spoke in shock. Yuan glanced at him, stuttering.
"Well um, I um, well it's a long story starting with, oh, why am I telling YOU this you little twerp! I outta-" Yuan began.
"And they all say 'I LOOOOOVE YOU', what the hell!" Genis spoke holding his head. Yuan starred at the half-elf and smacked him on the head.
"Why did you do that?" Genis warned whining.
"Because, they are from Mithos, not from me." Yuan explained trying to cover up the facts. Genis scratched his chin, thinking to himself.
"But there was around 200 messages to a Chinese Restaurant, I didn't know you liked Chinese Food," Genis spoke with a slight smile. Yuan crossed his arms and puffed out his cheeks.
"Mithos did that," Yuan spoke. Genis, who found that extremely hard to believe, shrugged.
"But why did Mithos have your cellphone then?" Genis questioned.
"The same reason you have it, because you are both annoying, grimy-handed, little half-elves!" Yuan glared with anger.
"Um guys…." Zelos spoke walking over covered in tons of egg yolk. His hair was all messed up and he looked like a hobo who hadn't washed for days, who had rolled in a garabage can, and who had been living on a diet of toenails for all his life.
"Zelos! Hey where's Raine?" Lloyd spoke looking over at Zelos, holding back a grin.
"Over there with her 'minions'," Zelos spoke pointing. Yuan turned to Zelos and starred at him for a few moments.
"I'm not even going to ask," Yuan sharply said looking over at the chickens in the rather large, hideous looking group.
"What is she doing?" Presea asked Zelos poking him in the arm.
"She's planning an attack on the world of Tethe'alle," Zelos began before Lloyd rudely cut into Zelos' explanation like a knife through tapioca pudding.
"Planning an attack!" Lloyd screamed. Zelos smacked the younger swordsman on the head and covered his mouth.
"Shut it, they'll… oh shit, too late," Zelos spoke pointing. The others turned to where Zelos was pointing and stood there in horror. Over a million cuckoos and chickens were in the base, ready to attack. Each held a pitchfork, and wore a shiny helmet that had the Burger King emblem crossed out with permanent marker of doom! Raine, in the front, held her staff ready to cast spells.
"Get, ready.." Yuan spoke counting to three on his fingers. Lloyd nodded.
"Ready for what?" Colette asked, puzzled.
"Ready to run for the Rheairds," Lloyd whispered to her.
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The chicken's screamed in rage as they charged to the group. Yuan screamed at the top of his lungs which oddly sounded like a young girl crying for her dolly. :-D
"THREE!"
And with that the group quickly ran to the Rheairds. Presea, Genis, and Zelos were the first ones to make it back. Sheena quickly followed and hopped onto a Rheaird with Zelos. Yuan grabbed his own while Lloyd and Colette ran towards them.
"Lloyd!" Colette yelled. Lloyd sharply turned around and saw Colette on the ground, holding her knee.
"Colette!" Lloyd spoke running back to aid her. Before he could grab her hand Kratos appeared wearing his white uniform. Flapping his blue wings, he turned to his son and Colette.
"Hurry!" He yelled grabbing his sword. Lloyd starred at his father and whispered thanks, silently like in one of those sad soap operas. Lloyd and Colette ran to the Rheaird and started the engine up. Sheena, Zelos, Colette, Lloyd, Presea, and Genis quickly flew away. Yuan was about to start up the engine when he noticed Kratos standing in front of the chicken's with his sword at hand.
"What the hell are you doing!" Yuan yelled starting the engine and hovering above. Kratos glanced up and noticed Yuan he sighed.
"Of all the people to be saved by, I would have never thought it would be you," Kratos told himself. Yuan twitched his emerald eye and chucked a hot wing at Kratos' head. Bending over and clutching his head, Kratos turned to the other, hot wing thrower, seraphim.
"In the name Of Martel, why did you do that?" Kratos spoke wincing. Yuan rolled his eyes and hovered back down to the ground.
"Get on The Rheaird. I'm not doing this for you, I'm doing it because you saved us, so swallow your pride and get on!" Yuan yelled. Kratos starred at him and got on the Rheaird and flew away from the base, but not that far.
"What are we going to do? If we allow them to corrupt this world, who knows what will happen," Kratos said holding his head in confusion. Yuan starred at him.
"They're chickens…" Yuan added. He continued on. "How could chickens corrupt this world?" He asked, filled with excitement to hear Kratos' reply.
"Mithos was a child, was he not?" Kratos explained her theory. Yuan, who still not understand Kratos' logic, nodded stiffly.
"Wait, never mind I lost my point," Kratos spoke with utter embarrassment. Yuan scowled but was silenced by the others flying next to them.
"Thank Martel you two are safe," Colette spoke praying to the goddess.
"Don't thank her yet," Mumbled Yuan. Lloyd turned to him, and sighed. Presea poked Lloyd in the shoulder.
"Lloyd, look, Raine looks like she wants to tell us something," Presea whispered into his ear. Lloyd nodded and fell silent.
Raine walked to the middle of the island followed by two chickens for protection. Her eyes glared at the others with deep evilness. Her feathers were flattened against her once, proud, clothes.
"Humans, we do not want to hurt you, all we want is the red-haired man, and we shall let you go freely," Raine announced pointing to Zelos. The Chosen's eyes went wide with sheer horror. Zelos turned to his companions.
"Guys, you wouldn't throw her over to me, would-"Zelos began to whine but could not finish before Lloyd chucked him to the ground. The red-haired chosen landed squarely, head first into the snow.
"Thanks a lot," He murmured. Raine silently walked over to him with the chickens glaring at Zelos, looking ready to pluck out his eyeballs at any second.
"Red hair man, I would like your hand in marriage," Raine finally said. All went silent, well all was silent, but you get the idea.
"WHAT!" Zelos yelled, springing his feet but slipped on the snow and fell into Raine's arms.
At their perch in the sky, Colette couldn't help but giggle. Sheena covered her mouth sharply and starred at the young girl.
"What's so funny, eh?" Sheena snapped angrily, her body tensed.
"Oh, Sheena, they make such a nice couple," Colette spoke admiring what she thought was an embrace down below. Sheena twitched her eye-brow and blared at her.
"YOU THINK WHAT!" Sheena screamed. Everyone, including Yuan and Kratos, who were eating hot wings, looked at her.
"… You ok Sheena?" Lloyd asked glancing over. Sheena blushed with furry.
"Ah just forget I said anything," She concluded angrily. The others shrugged, and fly down to and island about a mile away, completely forgetting about the chosen and his need of rescue. They all landed and pulled out lawn-chairs from the secret compartment in Yuan's pants, and relaxed.
"I never knew you had a secret compartment, Yuan," Genis spoke glancing over, finally speaking. Yuan scowled.
"Shut up," He muttered. With a shrug, Genis relaxed.
"This is… nice," Presea spoke grabbing sand in her hands and watching it fall to the ground, grain by grain. Kratos glanced over and admired the natural beauty of the land.
"oooooh coming through, sonny!" An old man spoke, suddenly appearing like magic. He held a number 2 pointy pencil with pink fuzz coiled around it. Kratos looked over.
"Aren't you Dr. Phil?" Kratos questioned.
"No, he's my second removed, mother's side, on her aunt side, her aunt's oddly identical twin's side, brother," The man spoke licking the pencil.
"You lost me even before you started to speak," Lloyd spoke. Colette ran over.
"OMIGOSH! You are like, so my uncle, twice removed, on my uncle dog side! Like, OMIGOSH! Don't you own Play Boy or sutthin?" Colette spoke embracing the man with hugs. The group starred at her oddly.
"Let's right hun, well I must be off to go meet some sexy girls, Ta ta!" The old man spoke as a hamburger blew up and he disappeared.
"Great, Colette speaks chat-speak," Lloyd sighed. Kratos glanced over and rubbed his chin.
"Play boy eh?" Kratos spoke to himself with a slight grin. Yuan's face went blank in horror.
Author's Note:
Lord Martel did that take me a long time! Well enjoy, I think. I hoped you liked it. Thanks to Nall and Michelle for some ideads. –squeezes Nall and pokes Yuan's 'secret compartment'. I wonder xD Next chapter soon since it's Summer!
