S. Hawk: It's been a while but chapter 7 is up.
Y. Hawk: Kaiba's threats must have worked if it took you this long to update.
S. Hawk: Actually, Hen-chan interfered with the writing process.
Hen-chan: Dude, want some pot?
S. Hawk: No!
Hen-chan: Are you sure?
S. Hawk: Yes!
Hen-chan: So, no pot for you?
S. Hawk: I don't want your pot!
Hen-chan: Dude! No need for yelling. S. Hawk owns nothing.
Reviewers: I'm more or less back at writing fan fiction. Of course with college and all, my writing time is quite limited. Anyways, I hope you enjoy this story and I'll try to update as much as possible.
The Dark Angel Reborn: I see that you like that kiss between Kaiba and Kitty. This chapter has more kissing scenes so brace yourself.
Kikoken: The infamous Kikoken reviewed my story! I'm glad that you enjoyed Joey getting arrested and the liquor/holy water incident. Joey and Mai think that Kaiba might be related to some demon so they decided to test out their theory. So far, the results are inconclusive. I guess that means that they will have to continue stocking up on garlic and holy water.
Sakura: As always, thank you for reviewing.
Solidchristian-88: I understand your situation. I don't have that problem where I'm at currently but I'll try not to include too much nudity and cross-dressing from now on. That doesn't mean that I'll stop; it only means I'll tone it down.
Le Petit Chaperon RougeIt's okay that you didn't review before. I forget to review some stories too. I'm curious about Satoko but I'm not going to ask. The less I know, the less I have to deny.
Justme: I'm glad you enjoyed the story so far. This story is censored thanks to people like Hen-chan. He really likes to swear and tell idiotic stories so people normally think he gets it from me. I am trying to prove people wrong because I'm not a pothead and I can write adequate stories. So, blame Hen-chan that this story is censored.
LordoftheBloodyHand: Someone wants more fluff? I'm not sure if I give more fluff but I'll try.
Chapter 7: Seto's Birthday
Several weeks passed since the holy water incident occurred. Kaiba and Serenity haven't progress anymore in their relationship. Three factors lead to this situation.
First, Joey is now watching Serenity very closely. He was less than thrilled at finding a blinded Kaiba sitting at his dinner table. In fact, a fight broke out between the Joey and Kaiba. Even though he was blinded, Kaiba managed to knock out his opponent. Kaiba would have continued his beating if Mai hadn't interfered by hitting Kaiba with a sack of garlic. The hit was so strong that Kaiba flew across the room. Since he was blinded, he failed to notice the open window. Kaiba would have met an untimely death if Serenity didn't grab a hold of his trench coat and pulled him inside. After Kaiba's vision returned and Joey awoken, Joey declared that he would watch her every move. He did this for two weeks before he got arrested for stalking. Despite the arrest, he continued to watch Serenity and he got Mai to help too.
Second, Mokuba was intervening. He wanted Serenity to be Seto's girlfriend so Seto could be happy. Mokuba placed Seto and Serenity in situations where they could be alone. The only problem is that these situations usually involve mass destruction of the office so Kaiba and Serenity were too busy cleaning. The insurance company was getting tired of reimbursing the situations so Kaiba had to find a new insurance company. So, Mokuba unintentionally gave Serenity and the CEO less time to be together.
Third, Seto and Serenity were still in denial. The make-out scene outside Serenity's apartment was not enough evidence for them to admit their feelings. In Kaiba's opinion, Serenity is a beautiful girl that was related to the mutt. She is desirable but her lineage spoiled her attractiveness. In Serenity's opinion, Kaiba is a hot-as-hell CEO. He is also cold-hearted, mean, manipulating, self-centered, arrogant, and bossy. He is mean towards her brother yet he shows a less bitter side to her. This only confused her heart further more than it was.
Kaiba Corp
Serenity was sitting at her desk when she noticed a date highlighted in her day planner. Serenity knew Mokuba wrote the note when she read what the note said. "October 25: Seto's Birthday". Serenity realized that Kaiba's birthday is coming up. She called Mokuba to verify the date. Mokuba picked up the phone and was surprised by who the caller is. "Serenity? What's up?" Serenity gave Mokuba the usual "nothing much" and then asked about Kaiba's birthday. "Yeah, Seto's birthday is coming up. I like to throw him a party but I remember what happened last time."
Flashback: One Year
Mokuba had arranged a surprised party for Kaiba at their mansion. Kaiba was just told to come home at noon that day. Kaiba reluctantly agreed to it and when the time came, he returned home. He grew suspicious about what was happening when he noticed the lights were all out. When a rustle came from the den, Seto freaked and ran to one of his many hidden weapons drawer. Kaiba grabbed a semiautomatic and shot randomly into the room. The den was full of people from Kaiba Corp and Kaiba's servants. After the body count was tallied and funeral arrangements were made, Seto ordered that no one would throw him another surprised party ever again.
Present Day
Serenity was unusually pale as she listened to the story. She devised a plan to throw Seto a party without having anyone killed...hopefully. The plan required help from a few people and Serenity made the proper preparations. If this plan worked, Seto might actually have a good birthday. This entire plan was depending on Kaiba so it is a really, really long shot.
Party List
Seto
Mokuba
Serenity
Joey
Yugi
Yami
Tristan
Tea
Mai
Ryou
Yami Bakura
Malik
Isis
Several days passed and it was finally Seto's birthday. All the plans were set. The only obstacle was getting Kaiba to the party. Mokuba questioned Serenity about her "master plan" to get Seto to the party. She kept it a secret from everyone including Mokuba. He knew Seto was too smart to fall for a half-baked story so Mokuba insisted to be informed about the plan. Serenity refused and now it is too late to change the plan even if she wanted to. Both Serenity and Mokuba saw the CEO approach. It was time for the plan to take action.
Serenity smiled and shouted in a honey-sweet voice, "Seto! Do you know what today is?" Kaiba slowed his pace and gave Serenity a warning glare. He knew perfectly well what today was. It is a day he regretted having his entire life, his birthday. Kaiba wondered what she was planning. Kaiba didn't have time to be suspicious as Serenity sprayed knock-out gas into his face. "Now, that wasn't so difficult."
Mokuba was shocked by Serenity's plan. It was the most stupid plan anyone could have thought up but it worked. Mokuba shrugged and decided to help Serenity drag Mr. CEO to the party location. The party location was Serenity's apartment. Mokuba resisted the notion but the members of the party didn't want Kaiba to be anywhere near his weapon closets. Yugi and Joey remembered Kaiba's weapons considering they were the target of most of those weapons. It is a common source of their nightmares. It was decided that a neutral area would be preferable especially if there was more than one escape route. It was decided that Joey and Serenity's home was the perfect choice. Since Joey isn't known as the cleanest person around, Kaiba couldn't trash the place any worse than it normally is.
Serenity's home
Serenity and Mokuba eventually dragged Kaiba to the party. It hadn't been the easiest trip. Kaiba is a six-foot, two-inch tall guy that weighs about 170 lbs. Let's just say Serenity and Mokuba need to visit the gym more often if they plan on doing anything like that again. They had to get several of the security officers in Kaiba Corp to help them drag Seto. They placed Seto on Serenity's couch as he began to awaken. "What the (censored) happened to me?" Everyone at the party shouted "Happy Birthday, Kaiba" and then Serenity told him about her ingenious plan to get him here. Kaiba expressed his feelings in a nice, non-judgmental way. "You did what? You (censored) sprayed me with (censored) knock-out gas! I am going to rip out your damn liver, shove it down your (censored) throat, and watch as you die! I can't believe you came up with such a retarded plan!"
"Seto! This party is for you. We did this because we want you to be happy!" Mokuba's sentiment wasn't shared by the entire group but no one wanted to ruin the party. Serenity could tell that she better do something quick before Kaiba leaves. She told them to stay put while she gets some snacks for everybody. Mai followed her into the kitchen.
Serenity began to panic. Mai quickly steadied her. "What did you expect to happen? Kaiba and our friends to make up, hug each other, and sing kum-by-fricking-ya? They don't get along at all. Kaiba looks like he is ready to kill somebody. Look at them looking at us. We could be talking about Jell-o for all they know."
Tristan looked longingly at Serenity and Mai. "I wonder what they are talking about?" Kaiba snorted and said, "They could be talking about what's the best flavor of Jell-o for all we know." Joey's attention was immediately gained by the talk of food. "Everyone knows that orange is the best flavor of Jell-o." Kaiba look at Joey in disgust. Kaiba countered Joey by saying, "Only a mutt like you would like orange. Cherry is the best flavor!" Tristan piped in, "Jell-o pudding! Chocolate is the best flavor of course!" Joey and Seto stared in disbelief at Tristan. Yugi timidly said, "I like strawberry Jell-o." Unfortunately, Joey and Kaiba were too busy arguing with each other to hear Yugi. Tea decided this was a good time to interrupt the fighting with a speech. "Guys, It doesn't matter what the best flavor of Jell-o is. What really matters is that friendship allows us to have many different flavors of Jell-o! Without friendship-"
Tea didn't get to finish her speech as she was "accidentally" hit by the kitchen door which sent her tumbling towards a window. Tea recovered quickly only to be "accidentally" pushed out the open window by Isis. No one seemed too worried about Tea as they were still debating the best flavor of Jell-o (1). Serenity interrupted the group by suggesting that Kaiba opens up his presents. Kaiba was his usual, happy self at this suggestion. "What the hell? You retarded, poor people got me gifts? I bet they are covered with incurable diseases. Where is that damn trash compactor? I bet get Mokuba out of here before the plague spreads!"
Serenity assured Kaiba that there were no diseases on his gifts. She had Reika autoclaved the group's gift to be certain of this. Interestingly, the bacteria levels of the autoclave machine rose several degrees while she was purifying the gifts. Serenity excitedly handed Kaiba her gift. "Open my gift first! I think you might like it!" Kaiba was reluctant at first but he opened the gift anyways. He opened the box slowly noting that there were holes in the box. Kaiba was more than surprised when he lifted a cat out of the box. The cat was a white Persian kitten that couldn't have been more than a few weeks old. It looked at Kaiba with its big, blue eyes and meowed softly. Serenity could barely hold her excitement as she told him how she thought up the gift. "Seto, remember how you always call me Kitty? Well, I thought it's about time you got a real kitty! Isn't it cute?"
Before Kaiba could tell her what he thought, the cat jumped out of Kaiba's arms and landed on Tea's face. She came back from her unfortunate accident only to have Kaiba's cat attack her. While she was fumbling with the cat, she fell of the window again. The cat nimbly landed on the floor as Tea went out the window. Everyone stared at Serenity and they asked her where she got the cat from. "Well, that is an interesting story!"
Flashback: Last week
After Joey was arrested for stalking, Serenity decided to use this unexpected privacy to go shopping for Kaiba's birthday present. The real question is what to get the guy who has everything. She decided to go window shopping to get some ideas. She happened to enter a part of town that she has never been to before. Serenity passed by a strange store with unusual noises coming from it. She was curious so she entered the store to find out it was a pet shop. The pet shop had many unusual animals in it. "Welcome to Hell's Pet Shop of the Endless. May I be of service to you?" Serenity saw a guy in his mid-twenties wearing a formal spellcaster gown and assumed he was a woman. "Yes, ma'am. I am looking for a birthday gift for my friend. Do you know what would be a good gift for him?" The guy pouted and exclaimed, "Ma'am! I am not a woman, damn it! I am a spellcaster wearing a spellcaster gown! The name is Count D (2). I have a perfect gift for your friend. Come into this room with me." Serenity followed the strangely dressed count into a room full of cats. He motioned her to pick a cat that would suit her friend. Serenity thought about Kaiba for a minute and wondered what kind of cat he would like. She saw a beautiful white Persian that was badly injuring other cats around it. She saw a glimpse of its blue eyes. A blue eyes, white cat? This cat is vicious, cute, aggressive, arrogant, and pushy! It would be perfect for Seto! "Mr. Count, sir! I think I want that cat right there. The one that just ripped the throat out of the other cat." The count's reaction was quite pleasant. "You want which cat? Are you high? That cat is a vicious beast that will kill all that comes near it! It is a demon in a cute form! Look at what it did to the other cats!"
"That cat would be perfect for Seto, Mr. Count. It reminds me of him a lot. I know that he will take good care of the cat. Look, the cat likes me. It's rubbing against my legs. Oh! I love you so much! (Hugs the cat) I think Seto will name you Blue Eyes, White Cat. If it's not too much trouble, can I buy this cat? Please, Mr. Count?" The count consented and sold the cat to her...along with three of the count's finger that the cat ate.
Present Day
Everyone stared in disbelief at Serenity. Mai was the first to break the silence. "Ren, don't ever tell me that story again. That was wrong on sooo many levels." Mai would have continued but Malik started to cry. Isis began to mutter "not again" and Malik exclaimed, "Mr. Fluffykins! Why did you have to leave, my little kitty? It's all your fault, Isis! You... (Sob) never loved him! You drove him away! Now, he's gone! Gone forever!" Isis shot Malik with a tranquilizer dart before he could continue his rant. She heard his rant for the past month since his cat ran away. She knew it was a bad idea to give him a cat but she hoped that a cat would mellow Malik out (3).
Everyone decided to move on to the next gift. It came from Yugi. Kaiba opened the gift to see an ugly, squid-like thing staring back at him. "Kaiba, it's a cthulhu plushy! Look at how cute it is!" Kaiba didn't think it was cute at all. It was creepy to say the least. He said that this could prove useful. Yugi was thrilled...until Kaiba threw it at Tristan which knocked Tristan out of the open window. Yugi sweat dropped. "Kaiba! That is not a way to treat the god of the Damned!" Kaiba didn't care considering he found a use for the creepy thing.
Kaiba went to open the next gift. It was from Yami. The gift was a silk Hawaiian shirt. Kaiba narrowed his eyes and tried to think of a way he could use this gift. After a minute, he thought of one. Wrapping each end of the shirt around his hands, Kaiba used it like piano wire around Yami's neck. It wasn't until Serenity made him let go that Kaiba released the shirt. Kaiba muttered something about ruining his fun.
Mokuba's gift was next. He told everyone that it was being delivered. The group heard several helicopters above the building and they ran towards the window to get a better view. The helicopters dropped a huge statue in front of the apartment. The statue was of Kaiba. At the base, the words "World's Greatest Big Brother" were seen. Everyone sweat dropped at seeing the statue. They all assume this was Mokuba's gift to Seto. Seto commented on the gift in an unusual matter. "Mokuba! This gift is magnificent! I love it! This might be the best gift ever!" Upon hearing Kaiba's words, Blue Eyes White Cat jumped on Tea again. This action caused Tea to fall out the window again. Kaiba looked at the cat while it gave him a big starry-eyed look. "I stand corrected. The cat is still the best gift." Serenity beamed everyone a huge smile at hearing Kaiba's words. Everyone that was left sweat dropped.
Kaiba went to the next present. It was from Joey. Kaiba was very hesitant at opening the box. With great care to see if it might explode, Kaiba opened the box. It only mildly exploded from the bomb so the gift inside was still intact. The gift was the pornographic version of Marvel based shows. Kaiba had an obsession with Marvel for quite a while now but only a select few people knew this. Two of those people are Mokuba and Serenity. It appears that they told Joey about it (4). Kaiba was going to say something but Serenity accidentally knocked the videos out of the window. She apologized but she didn't seem as sincere as she normally is. "It accidentally fell out the window! I'm so sorry!" Kaiba wasn't convinced. "How do videos fall out of a window?" Serenity quickly asked, "How does a grown man like your stepfather fall out of his office window?" Kaiba shrugged and he went for the next gift.
Tristan's gift was next. It did not come in a box or in any packaging to be exact. His gift appears to be several pictures. As Kaiba flipped through the pictures, his eyes grew bigger. The pictures that Tristan gave Kaiba were pictures of Serenity undressing. It looked like the pictures come from someone standing on a fire escape zooming into her window. Kaiba was about to get to the part where she turned around topless when the pictures caught on fire. Mai had accidentally set the pictures on fire when she was lighting up her cigarette. The interesting thing is that Mai didn't normally smoke. For some unknown reason, she lit up the cigarette today.
Kaiba didn't care. He went for the next gift. Tea's gift appeared before him. He unwrap the gift to find that she had bought him a book. The book was How to Make Friends and Influence Others. Kaiba appeared to really enjoy the book before it accidentally fell out the window. The book would never be seen again... if it wasn't for hitsuzen. The book landed in front of Tea as she picked Tristan and herself up. They had to avoid the falling videos before and now they had to avoid the book. Tea picked it up and hurried with Tristan back to the party.
The next gift was from Mai. She handed him a shiny photo album. Inside the album were pictures of Mai. Kaiba's attention began to wander until he flipped to the pages where Mai wasn't fully dressed. He looked at those pages for a while before they accidentally were set on fire by Serenity. Apparently, Serenity was testing out Mai's lighter when the photos caught on fire. She saved Seto from being burned by throwing the photos out the window. Mai gave Serenity a death glare. "Ren, can you at least try and cover up your jealousy? It's ruining the party." Serenity denied that she was jealous and that it was an accident.
Ryou decided that he should give Kaiba his present next. Kaiba looked at the neatly wrapped gift and tore the wrapping paper. Underneath was a gold color box. Kaiba opened the box to reveal a set of gold plated pens. The pens were one of Kaiba's favorite things in the world. If fact, they resemble the pens that were stole from his office two weeks ago. When Kaiba asked Ryou where the pens came from, Ryou said that Bakura found them. Kaiba turned to Bakura and said, "If you had a corporeal body, I'd kill you right now."
To relieve the tension, Serenity put a present between Kaiba and Bakura. The present was from Malik. Kaiba opened it and he discovered a magic potato. WTF? This is definitely a gift from Malik. I could find a use for this, I think. Let's see how hard Yugi's head is. Damn, it hit him in the hair! If only Yugi wasn't so (censored) short! I'll try again when he's not looking.
The only gift left was from Isis. Kaiba readily opened it to discover a pile of popular music CDs. Serenity looked over the pile and pulled out one. It was a Hilary Duff CD. "Wow, Isis! These are some great CDs! Oops! I accidentally dropped the CD and repeatedly stepped on it! Oops! I accidentally threw the CD out the window! Even though the Hilary Duff CD is exploiting a young woman who can't really sing and is only available because popular media today tells you to buy it, I am truly sorry (5)!" No one said anything but Kaiba was wondering what the best gift he received today is (6).
Kaiba and the others decided that they need to unwind a bit. Of course, this means that they were going to be drinking. Everyone except Yugi drank. Yugi was way too innocent to be doing things like that. So he was a witness to some funny actions that occurred. One of the things he witness is that when Kaiba gets drunk, Kaiba kisses everyone. Yugi stared open-mouth as Kaiba grabbed Tea and placed a kiss on her lips. Tea appeared to really enjoy the kiss until he pushed her away. Tea tried to get to her feet after being pushed. She was a little uncoordinated by the alcohol so she fell out the window again. Ryou saw her fall and tried to help but he was tipsy too so he knocked Tristan and Tea out the window. Kaiba continued on his kissing spree by planting a wet one on Joey's lips. Yami was drunk and tried to have a conversation with his light side. "Yugi, we have to stop this right now before more people get hurt!" "Yami, I'm over here. That is a coat rack you're talking to." Yami turned towards the voice. "Yugi, is that you?" "No, that is the lamp." Yami tried to go to the voice but he accidentally tripped over Yugi and fell out the window also.
Kaiba saw the whole thing and he picked up Yugi off the ground. "Yugi, you have to be careful. Here is a nice kiss to ease the pain away." With that said, Kaiba planted a big kiss on Yugi's lips. Yugi said in a calm voice, "Kaiba, you better be drunk and not messing with me. That was the most disgusting thing I ever experienced. I need to wash my mouth out right now." Yugi ran towards the bathroom and several seconds later, everyone heard vomiting sounds.
Kaiba went around a few more times kissing people before he stopped in front of Serenity. He looked her in the eyes and said, "Serenity, you are the most beautiful person I have ever known. I love you more than life itself. I would give up everything for you, including the Millennium Rod. I want you to remember this always." With that said, Kaiba placed a gentle, deep kiss on Serenity's tender lips. He was gentler with this kiss than he had been earlier with everyone else. It was a kiss that lasted only a few seconds but it felt like eternity for Kaiba and Serenity. They didn't want to break it off but they did. They glazed into each other's eyes and saw the beauty of themselves in each other eyes. They felt the completeness that they both were lacking in their lives. They couldn't deny the passion any longer. They went for another deep kiss and Kaiba slowly lead her towards the nearest wall. They hit the wall but it did not interrupt the kiss. They continued their kiss until Hitsuzen stepped in. It appears the two of them banging against the wall loosened the crucifix on the wall. It fell and landed on Kaiba's head and knocked him unconscious. Hitsuzen is a bitch, don't you agree?
A/N
1 I'm still curious about what is the best flavor of Jell-o. I like some feedback about what everyone thinks is the best flavor. Do you like cherry like Kaiba does? Or orange like Joey? Maybe chocolate or strawberry is your favorite? Tell me what you believe (yes this is a ploy to get people to review). This was also from Vampire Game so I like to say that I don't own Vampire game.
2 Hehe. For everyone who has read Pet Shop of Horrors, you know who I'm referring to. He is given a cameo in this story so enjoy it while it last. The name of the pet shop in this story was thought up by me.
3 This idea came from someone's fan fiction that I read. I don't remember the name of the fan fiction but thanks for the inspiration.
4 One of the things that I learned about Joey is that he likes his porn. I'm guessing that he would have a copy or two of porn. It would be cheaper for him to give Kaiba one of his extra copies than buy an actual gift.
5 My opinions on some topics are very blunt if you can't tell. I'm not a fan of some performers too. I'm not going to name anyone but I might unintentionally indicate some if people read my stories.
6 Another opinion question in this fan fiction? Well, I still would like to know what people think so review and tell me.
S. Hawk: That brings chapter 7 to a close. I didn't include any nudity or cross-dressing either!
Y. Hawk: You only included stalking, murder, use of knock-out gas, kidnapping, demonic creatures, pornography, and drinking.
Hen-chan: Dude! There weren't any drugs in the story!
S. Hawk: Hen-chan, go home!
Chaos: Wait! Let's have the reviewers decide if he gets to stay!
Y .Hawk: Great, now we have three questions to get reviews from: what is the best flavor of Jell-o, what is Kaiba's best birthday gift, and should we let Hen-chan stay.
Sango: Please R & R!
