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POWER! An Insane Crossover!
Chapter #5
In Front of Joey's Apartment
Why the hell did I agree to this! Joey thought as he walked down the sidewalk with Yusuke and his band of freaks, still searching for the demon called Inu-Yasha.
"Yo! Joey, you see any signs of the dude?" asked Yusuke
"Yes..." said Joey through gritted teeth. "A red blur was traveling in the direction of those trees."
"Well why didn't you say something before." Kurama inquired.
Joey was getting irritated. "I've been trying to tell you! But you…"
"No time for your phony excuses," Yusuke interrupted. "We've got to get going."
Joey shrugged, and followed Yusuke and the rest of the group through the trees. They reached another sidewalk, and they saw a glimpse of red jumping toward a large building.
"There! He's heading toward the building with the big K-C!" Botan declared.
"Oh for the love of…" Joey complained. "Don't tell me that I have to put up with Kaiba too!"
"Kaiba?" A confused Kuwabara replied.
"Yeah the building with the K-C is the Kaiba Corp Building." Joey informed him.
"Wonder why he's heading there…" Botan whispered. "No matter, a demon is a demon."
On the Road
The car's speedometer was touching the 80 km/h mark…even though the limit was half that. The passengers were all very uncomfortable in the back.
"Ow!" Sakura shouted as someone stepped on her foot accidentally since they were packed as tightly as sardines in the back.
"Watch it!" Mai cried as Li was pushed against her from another dangerous turn from Spike's driving.
"That's MY BUTT your touching, Miroku, NOT Téa's!" Tristan shouted as he felt someone's hand 'accidentally' grope him there. Tristan then proceeded to punch him in the shoulder.
Take that you perv! Téa thought happily. It's about time his wandering hands cost him some trouble…well, from other sources than me!
"Jet, are you SURE that's the guy?" Spike called out over the shouts from the back, pointing to the black blur.
"Yuppity-yupp-yup!" Ed smiled. "That's definitely him! Look! Photo! Match!"
Spike grumbled. "Ed, I can't match a blur to a face, you know."
"I'm telling you, just follow Inu-Yasha!" Miroku said. "He's the red blur!"
Red blur? I thought…Oh no…! "Ah, shit!" Spike cursed. "I was following that black blur with the weird orange mask this entire time! 1" He slammed on the brakes and everyone in the car stopped
"You mean, we've been after the wrong guy for the past 15 minutes!" Faye shouted. "Spike! Honestly! This is the LAST time you're driving."
"Great. Now we're lost." Tristan mumbled. Lost…AND stuck with a butt groping pervert.
"Not quite." Miroku said, after seeing the familiar red blur jumping on top of the trees only a block away. Wherever InuYasha is, that Jewel thief is near too! "Everyone, out of this mobile box!"
"It's called a car." Mai said plainly. "Téa, hun, you got some weird friends."
"I know, I know…" She sighed.
Everyone rushed out, relieved to stretch their legs. "Come on! Over there! Inu-Yasha and Kagome seem to be heading towards that building….with the giant 'K-C' symbol on it!"
Madison groaned. "More running? Sakura, why can't we forget about this guy!"
"Because," Sakura started, "he's a dangerous man and needs to be stopped! If he stole that powerful Jewel, who KNOWS what he could be doing next!"
"K-C?" Tristan and Téa repeated. "That's the Kaiba Corp building!" Tristan smiled slightly. "I know a short-cut."
"Everyone!" Tristan yelled to get the large group's attention. "Back in the car!"
"Awwwww…." Everyone groaned.
At the Kaiba Corp Building
"Mr. Kaiba?" A technologist asked. "Our field researchers have found more of those 'Spheres' you requested earlier."
Kaiba looked up from his computer and glared. "How many?"
"Uh, only one more sir…But, more are on their way, rest-assur—"
"—I never asked for those 'Spheres'. They are a complete waste of matter. If you would have known that, by, you know, asking me, you wouldn't be here, wasting my time OR out there, wasting your time." Kaiba growled. Idiot. He should have checked my reports on those things. If he knew they were useless, we wouldn't be having this conversation.
"I'm—I'm sorry Mr. Kaiba, I didn't—"
"—Know? You never know ANYTHING, do you?"
"What do you want us to do with the Sphere now?" The man asked, ashamed at his failure.
"Dispose of it. I want nothing more to do with those things."
Outside the Kaiba Corp Building
The Dragon Balls! I sense one! Voldermort thought It's in this building! HA! The one that I misplaced will be replaced! Then, I will have the POWER! He increased his flying speed to get to the source of power.
"Inu-Yasha?" Kagome asked silently. "Is he still here?"
"Don't worry Kagome," Inu-Yasha smiled, "I can still smell him…" He paused a moment. What was that! It's like there's another scent…Almost like the Jewel's but, different…Another source? He made quick conclusions in his head. That freak is collecting different power sources! And no doubt he'll be after whatever is in that building!
"Inu-Yasha? You okay?" Kagome asked, somewhat confused. "You seem lost in thought…"
"Hang on Kagome." Inu-Yasha growled. "I have to pick up the pace."
In the City
"Come on!" Vegeta shouted. These two are the slowest people I've ever seen! Ninja warrior my ass! "These Dragon Balls don't collect themselves you know!"
"Please…" Yugi gasped. "Can we rest for a little?" We've been walking for hours…This 'Vegeta' found four other Dragon Balls…We only need two more…Can't we stop for a second?
"Yeah! I'm tired!" Naruto added. "We got five out of seven! Can't we pick this up tomorrow?"
"NO!" Vegeta shouted angrily. "We must do this now! Before someone ELSE finds them!"
"What the heck will five minutes do?" Naruto groaned. "Come on? Can't we stop for ice-cream?"
Vegeta's eyebrow twitched. "This is kind of important."
"Ice-cream and cake too?" Yugi asked, eyes all lit up with the ideas of food. Man, I haven't eaten since morning! Those treats sound like a good snack for D-Ball hunting!
Vegeta kept his stone face on as long as he could. But after staring into the two pairs of soul-filled, hungry-for-sweets, enlarged eyes, he couldn't take it any longer and he broke. "Oh, alright. Some ice-cream and cake."
"And lollipops?" Naruto asked, pushing his luck.
"Fine. Some ice-cream, cake and lollipops….I get all the red ones…But right after this, we need to finish!" But before Vegeta could get to the second part of his sentence, the two 'Ninja warriors' were already running off towards the local Sugar Bowl. Why did I even BOTHER? I should have just killed them, taken the Dragon Ball and been done with these idiots…I guess I'm a sucker for those puppy dog eyes…
Shoulders slumped, Vegeta followed the boys towards the Sugar Bowl and watched them down at least a tub of ice cream each and a whole cake split between them. After they had stopped, Vegeta figured it was time to get back to business. "Alright, remember our agreement. Once we get all the Dragon Balls, we wish for my superior strength to return to me. Understood?"
"When did we agree to do that?" Naruto frowned with a mouthful of ice cream in his mouth. I thought I was wishing for MY salvation!
Two dark eyes watched, from behind leaves, the three people in the 'Sugar Bowl' fight over something. He really only cared for the one in the orange suit…The bushes shook as the dark-eyed boy got ready to pounce. There you are, you cunning fox. Now, for your perish! The boy in the bushes jumped out, with his kunai drawn, ready to strike down his enemy.
THUMP
"What was that?" Yugi asked as a loud bang was heard behind them. Turning around, they saw a boy wearing a dark blue shirt with white pants pressed up against the Plexiglas of the Sugar Bowl's windows. His face was all squished due to impact, but Naruto recognized him.
Oh no! He's found me! "Guys! Come on! Let's go!" Naruto pulled Yugi and Vegeta out of their chairs and rushed them outside. He knows where I am! I need to find those Dragon Balls, all seven, if I want to come out of this adventure alive! "WE NEED TO FIND THEM!"
"Now, that's the spirit I want to hear!" Vegeta shouted. "Quickly!" All three of them ran out towards the street.
"Naruto?" Yugi asked. "Why did we run out so quickly?" Could it be that the boy after him has found him!
"Nothing…" Naruto answered. "Come on now, those D-Balls don't collect themselves!"
"Right." Yugi continued to run in whatever direction Vegeta said. After all, he was the one with the 'Dragon Ball Sensing Ability'…As the turned the corner, Yugi almost froze. "Kaiba Corp? Why would it be in there!"
Sasuke grimaced as some transparent force blocked him from getting to Naruto. Curse this era! He fell from the Plexiglas with a thud. Ow. That's gonna leave a mark. What will everyone say when they see that! Sasuke, the best warrior, was unable to break a feeble force field to kill his target!
Stumbling around, still dizzy from the hit, he walked in front of the 'Sugar Bowl' and stopped. "They had doors! What the hell!"
A lady in the 'Sugar Bowl' uniform came out suddenly waving a piece of paper. "HEY! YOU THREE! YOU FORGOT TO PAY!" Angry and flustered, the woman's eyes landed on Sasuke. "You were with them! HERE!" She handed him the bill, but when Sasuke made no move to pay, she pulled him into the Sugar Bowl, kicking and screaming.
"I don't care if you have to assassinate George Bush, you are NOT leaving until you work off your bill!" Throwing Sasuke a pair of gloves and soap, she made him get to work, washing dishes.
Curse this era!
The Spirit Detectives… on the sidewalk.
Together, the Yusuke and the gang, along with their new member came to an intersection and waited patiently for the light to change.
"Come on…Hurry up!" Joey shouted, "We don't have all day!" The street was eerily deserted, as there were no cars on the usually busy street.
Hiei groaned. "Why are we taking orders from these flashing lights! SCREW THIS!" And so Hiei began to walk across the street. Before Yusuke could grab him, a car came swerving out of nowhere it seemed, and nearly hit Hiei.
"OUT OF THE WAY!" the driver shouted, honking his horn.
"I shall not listen to the moving lights EITHER!"
"Hiei, move!" Yusuke grabbed his cloak and pulled him back. "You can fight other demons and yet you almost get KILLED by a car"
"I suppose I should have listened to the changing lights…" Hiei said.
"Uhh…yeah!" Kuwabara said sarcastically, snickering at Hiei.
"Do not test me foolish human or I'll…"
"Ok. Break it up!" Joey said coming between the two childish beings. Chimps I'm, working with chimps!
Suddenly, the car that almost ran Hiei over came to a sudden halt.
"Joey!" A figure from the car shouted
"Huh?"
A blonde head of hair sprung out of the passenger window. "MAI!"
"Joey! What are you…doing?" Mai had to pause mid-sentence once she saw the people he was with. What's with the giant spoon? She thought looking at Botan.
"Uh…long story…" Joey said noticing her confusion. "Who's in that sweet ride?"
"We are!"
"Tristan! Tea! Other people!" Joey was wide-eyed. What! That's insane! How can they all even fit in there!
"Hey Joey! What's going—?" Tristan began, but was interrupted by a now aggravated Spike.
"LOOK!" he shouted. "If ya don't mind, we have a red wearing freak-demon—whatever the hell it is to follow!"
"The demon Inu Yasha?" Botan asked.
"Yea that's him…" A squished Miroku replied from the back of the car.
"Where is he!" Yusuke demanded. "We have get this freak under arrest and out of this era, so I can be done with this annoying case."
"Yes," Joey said aloud. Salvation! Its over!
"But Inu Yasha is not—ow move your foot…bad." Miroku struggled to defend his demon friend.
"You're after the wrong man!" Sakura explained as she stuck her head out a car window. "It is a strange cloaked man, who is causing havoc in this area."
"So who are we after then?" Kurama asked. Koenma should get his facts straight next time.
"Some dude named Voldermort!" Spike replied. "Are we done here?"
"So where is this Voldermort dude?" Joey asked.
"Get in! We're on the chase for this guy right now." Mai told the strange group.
"Oh no, there not coming in here!" Spike said firmly. "We got enough freaks in the car at the moment, they are NOT coming in car!"
3 minutes later…
Spike's face was pressed up against the windshield as he struggled to drive with large group of freaks in his car. "They're in the car…" He groaned.
Yes after months, we have finally updated, if any of you are still out there, we hope you enjoyed this update!
1 this is just a little preview of what will be in the sequel…yes, that's right, a sequel
Well there should only be one chapter left of this, and it won't take so long this time to update. So Read, Review, and enjoy :) oh and thanks for all the candy.
