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POWER! An Insane Crossover!

Chapter #6

In the Air

"Harry! Over there! I see him!" Hermione shouted. The four of them have been following the speeding car that Bakura saw earlier.

"This better not be like last time!" Ron replied back.

Flashback…

"There! Stop!" Harry yelled, jumping off his broom. Bakura, Hermione and Ron followed suit, but the cloaked man continued to walk.

"Hey! We're talkin' to you!" Bakura said. "STOP!"

"Voldemort doesn't like taking orders…We have to stop him by force!" Harry explained. "On three, we rush him."

"Umm…Are you sure about this?" Ron whispered.

"One…Two…" Harry counted, looking at all of them for agreement. Reluctantly, they did, "THREE!"

All four of the teenagers ran as fast as they could and tackled the cloaked man to the ground. "Ah! Get off!"

"Stupefy!" Hermione shouted. The man groaned and his head fell back.

They all backed off and stared at the limp body.

"That's it…?" said Ron uneasily. "He didn't even fight back."

"Yeah, a little too easy…" Bakura agreed. Harry walked over and pulled off the hood of the cloaked man. "Ummm…" Harry mumbled. Under the cape was the face of a 40-year-old man. He carried a light-saber in one hand and an All-Access Pass to the 10th annual Star Wars Convention in the other.

"Ok, next time we check who exactly we're going to rush…" Hermione said, scratching her head.

"What do we do now?" Bakura asked. "We just put a muggle unconscious…we can't just leave him here…"

The teenagers looked back and forth between one another.

End Flashback…

I wonder what happened to that guy…Bakura thought to himself.

Harry touched his scar, and screwed his face with pain. "Oh yeah, it's him…Anyone have an Advil?"

"Come on guys, prepare for landing." Ron said.

Finally…thought Bakura.

On the Road

"Spike! Make a left!" Miroku called from the back. "Inu-Yasha just turned that way!"

Grumbling under his breath, Spike turned the wheel sharply. Why am I taking directions from a guy in a purple dress?

Just as he turned the corner, his inner thoughts were broken when out of nowhere, two flying brooms came in his line of vision.

"JESUS!" Spike yelled, pulling the steering wheel in the opposite direction.

"OW!" Everyone got squished into everyone else. "That's my crotch!"

Spike applied the brakes, jostling everyone forward. As the car screeched to a halt, a loud band, accompanied by a dent in the roof of the car was heard. "Bloody hell!"

"Bakura?" Téa asked, recognizing her friend's voice. She stuck her head out of the window and saw him sprawled on his back on the car roof.

With a broomstick. Man, he wasn't kidding with this whole witch thing…"What are you--?" Her question was cut off by Spike's anger, "MY CAR! Get the fuck off my car!"

"Umm…I'm kinda hurt!" Bakura shouted back. Soon, all the car doors were open and everyone was out again.

"YOU'RE hurt! No, you're not. BUT YOU'RE GONNA BE!" Spike was about to pull out his gun, when something made him freeze in place. At the corner of his eye, he saw one of the kids who were in front of the car holding out a black stick and mouthing something with her mouth.

"Don't move!" Hermione smiled.

"Uh…Duh. I can't anyway. What did you do to me?"

"Secret."

"You little—!"

"SPIKE!" Jet shouted. You don't call a teen THAT!

"—witch…"

"Umm, can we please get going now?" Miroku said.

"That is the LAST time I'm taking orders from you, monk!"

Sakura sighed. "Look! We need work together to defeat—"

"Hey, isn't it your bed time little girl?" Yusuke mocked.

"Hey back off man! She's my cousin's friend!" Tristan yelled

Tea tried to calm everyone down. "People! Seriously, everyone needs to—"

But Tea's efforts were suddenly interrupted by Yugi, "Guys? What are you doing here? Who are all these people? And why is Bakura on the roof of a car holding a broom?"

"Ow my back!" Bakura moaned. Then, Naruto appeared, flinging himself from behind some trees, followed by Vegeta who levitated down from the sky casually. Vegeta caught Yusuke's look of confusion.

"What? You've never seen a guy fly before?" Vegeta retorted.

"Oh crap another group of freaks!" A now annoyed Jet yelled.

"Hey, who are you calling a freak, machine man?" Naruto narrowed his eyes as he grabbed for one of his ninja-stars. And all hell broke loose. Everyone was either arguing, or kicking another's ass…all the while Bakura lay sprawled on top of the car…I think I need medical assistance…

The chaos was stopped as Joey's loud whistle caught everyone's attention. "HOLD UP!" He shouted and all eyes were on him. "Look! We're all after the same freak-in-a-cape. Wouldn't it be better if we combined forces to take him down?"

Everyone quietly considered this thought.

"Me and my buddies, are spirit—whatevers! And we were after Inu-Yasha…But now, we're after Voldemort. Mai and her group are after Voldemort too…Téa and her monk are also after Voldemort--"

"WILL YOU STOP SAYING THAT?" Ron shouted, covering his ears

Joey gave him a blank stare. "Umm…Okay…Téa and her monk friend are following Inu-Yasha's lead."

"Tristan and his family are after the same guy and are in the car by chance…And…And Yugi and his pals are here because….uh…" Joey stopped and looked at them for answers.

"I am on the quest of the Dragon Balls." Vegeta scowled at them.

"I too am on the quest of the Dragon Balls! We are also following Voldermort…whatever…" Naruto repeated. No way am I telling these guys about my real reason for the Dragon Balls…That's way too top secret.

"Well, that's a new one." Faye mumbled.

"The Dragon Balls are mystical spheres with numbers, one through seven, on them. When one gets all of them together, they can make a wish." Li explained from the back.

"Um. Okay." Spike sighed, still frozen in place.

"And my pal, Bakura with his witch friends are here because….ummm…." Joey looked at his white-haired friend on the car.

"…We're after Voldemort too. Can someone PLEASE help me?" Bakura shouted, in obvious pain.

Harry used his magic to pick Bakura off the car and heal his wounds. Hermione then released Spike from her frozen hold and popped up the roof of the car.

"Spike! Spike! We've reached our destination!" Ed cried, skipping happily around him. Looking up, everyone realized that they were in the place that they needed to be, the Kaiba-Corp building. "That's convenient."

"HELLO? Hurry up down there! The loser with the Jewel is in here!" Inu-Yasha shouted from the wall of the building that he was scaling down to Miroku and the others. Kagome was still hanging on to him, bow and arrow ready.

"You heard the half-demon, let's move." Miroku waved everyone over to the entrance of the building and everyone raced inside, each with their own story.

Inside the KaibaCorp Building

"Drat...Stupid Solitaire..." Kaiba muttered under his breath. This is the second time I've lost! He was moving the cursor to click 'New Game' when a crack, as loud as lightning, sounded above him. "What the--?" Kaiba shielded his eyes from the dust and debris and looked up at the intruder.

From the crumbling drywall and cement, Kaiba noticed a figure in a dark cape, floating and holding a wand in his hand. Once the man placed both feet on the ground, he looked down at the CEO. "I am here for the Dragon Balls."

"Oh my God...Why couldn't you use the freakin' door, for Pete's sake! I mean, seriously, its not locked!" Kaiba shouted at him, ignoring his request. "Jesus, you couldn't have used the OTHER hole in my ceiling! Come on! What are you trying to prove? That your too good to use someone else's--"

"--SILENCE, muggle!" Voldemort shouted. "I've had enough of your foolishness. Give me the Dragon Balls!"

"I don't have them." Kaiba replied, regaining his cool demeanor. He crossed his arms in front of his chest and leaned back on his desk.

"Who has them!" Voldemort cried.

"I wouldn't know." He lied. Kaiba actually did still have them stowed away in his briefcase, but he'd rather see this guy ticked off. It's rather amusing...

In a few steps, Voldemort closed the distance between them. Kaiba glared. "Lay one hand on me and you'll be hearing from the authorities...on the counts of assault and destruction of private property. With my name in the report, you'll be away for quite some time, so I'd watch my step if I were you."

"Your threats are just words, muggle." Voldemort sneered. "I will do what I have to in order to achieve my goal...So, give them to me."

Kaiba stared back, cold. "No."


Evil SS: OH! Scandalous!

PG: Umm…I think it's called a cliff-hanger

Evil SS: Whatever…We updated.