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POWER! An Insane CrossoverChapter 7
In the KaibaCorp Building…Still…
With evil glares, stared each other down. Voldemort broke the silence with….
"Please?"
"No."
"Come on…" Voldemort pleaded
"No."
"I'll be your friend…"
"Good God, no!"
"How about this: I won't kill you if you give me the balls!"
"No!"
"GIVE ME YOUR BALLS!" Voldemort shouted.
"My, that was rather awkward…" Kaiba muttered, shaking his head.
"Oh, fuck this shit! Avada Kedavra!" A green light sparked from his wand towards Kaiba. Noticing the danger, Kaiba dodged out of the way and the powerful curse killed the desk instead.
"Hey! My new computer! I had my game saved on there! Do you have ANY IDEA how high my score was!" Kaiba shouted.
"Freeze, asshole!" Spike shouted as his kick pushed the door down.
"For the last time, ITS NOT LOCKED!" Kaiba yelled. "All you had to do was turn the fuckin' door knob!"
Before Spike could apologize, he, along with Téa, Miroku, Bakura, Ron and Hermione got squished in the doorway from all of them trying to get in at once. "OW! Hey! Wait your turn!" The bounty hunter yelled.
A hard shove from all the spirit detectives sent everyone flying into the room. "That's my crotch!"
Another loud crash made the CEO snap his head in the direction of the ceiling. Inu-Yasha and Kagome came through the roof, making another hole in the ceiling. "You know what? Fuck it. I'm not gonna bother…" He muttered.
"Give me back my Sacred Jewel!" Kagome pulled the string of the bow back, aiming it at Voldemort.
"Yeah, or you'll be sorry…" Inu-Yasha threatened cracking his knuckles.
Voldemort looked from side to side at all his competition…and began to laugh.
"Oh boy…we got a crazy one on our hands…" Mai muttered.
"FOOLISH muggles!" He cried.
"Uh, hello. Half-demon here…" Inu-Yasha mumbled. Honestly, I get no respect..
"You will never have the POWER that I will possess! You can not defeat me!" Voldemort laughed some more. He was about to go into another monologue, when a energy blast pushed him to the floor. "Hey! What the hell? How dare you interrupt me! I practiced that in the mirror before coming here!"
"Oh dear God…" Hermione shook her head. "Villains…"
"Sorry to crash the party…" Vegeta smiled.
"Oh crap, YOU AGAIN!" Kaiba yelled. He then realized that, yet again, his cousin had made another hole. And the grand total is…four now…My contractors are NOT gonna be happy about this…
"…I sense the Dragon Balls, dearest cousin." Vegeta walked over towards Kaiba.
"He's your cousin?" Joey started to laugh. "And I thought YOU were gay! This guy is actually wearing spandex!"
"Joseph! Can it!" Botan poked him in the side with her spoon. "Owiee.."
As Voldemort lay semi-unconscious on the floor, Spike and Jet made quick use of their handcuffs. "Gotcha!"
"Your contraptions are of no use!" Suddenly, the handcuffs vapourized into thin air.
"O…kay…" Jet said slowly. "That was weird."
"FREEZE CARD!" Sakura's voice sounded through the room as her, Li, Madison and Tristan came in through the window….Tristan was barely hanging on to the flying staff and was thankful that they were not flying anymore. He looked at the power Sakura had. "Wow. Little tykes got skill!"
A mist of blue air surrounded Voldemort and kept him in place. "NO! Those Clow Cards should be MINE!"
"Can't you freeze his mouth?" Bakura asked.
Joey noticed the shattered glass all over the floor, the clear windows around the room were now all broken. Joey laughed. "Ha-ha Kaiba, have a good time cleaning this mess up…"
"Shut up mutt!" Kaiba glared. Oh well at least there isn't anything bigger to cause more destruction…
Vegeta jerked his head around the room, suddenly a smirk curled up on his face. "They are in the briefcase…they shall be mine!"
The freeze didn't hold Voldemort for long. He broke the spell, dodged Kagome's arrow and floated toward the briefcase. Spike fired his gun, Yusuke aimed his spirit gun, but both attempts failed, as Voldemort mimicked a quick Matrix move. Oh yeah, thank you Mr. Anderson…Voldemort thought. I'm so glad I spend $5 for the headphones to watch the movie in the plane.
Before Vegeta or Voldemort could reach the briefcase, Naruto appeared in a puff of smoke with a smile on his face. "Thank you!" And with that he opened the case, and combined the Dragon Balls he had just claimed with the ones he already had. He had them all, and in a flash of light, the dragon appeared.
"What! WHAT! What the hell do you want!" the dragon complained, poking his head through the ceiling and combining the four holes into one. "Can't a dragon smoke in peace?"
Voldemort and Vegeta both opened their mouth to make a wish, but Naruto was too fast for them. "I-wish-for-the-sacred-item-that-I-stole-from-my-friend!"
"Wow, what a mouthful…" The dragon muttered. "But, this is the easiest wish I have ever granted…Here ya go, son!" And in a magnificent glowing orb of white light…
…. Appeared a sandwich.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Vegeta and Voldemort cried in unison, and they both cried on each other's shoulder for comfort. "How could he waste the wish ON A SANDWICH of all things!"
"Quick, while he's distracted! SHOOT HIM!(1)" Ron shouted, aiming his wand. Spike, Faye and Jet started firing bullets…Yusuke fired his spirit gun, Kurama unleashed his whip….Sakura shot flames with her fire card, while Li used elemental magic to double the effect….Hermione shouted an incantation, while Rob hid cowardly behind her (A/N Awwww poor Ron….) ….Kagome shot another arrow, Miroku threw prayer seals, and Inu-Yasha unleashed the wind scar with his Tessaiga(sp?)
Each one of their attacks landed dead on, and Voldemort crashed to the floor in obvious pain. "Ow…my back…"
Yugi, who finally climbed up all 45 flights of stairs, swung open the other door quickly. "Sorry I'm late! The elevator was broken!"
"FINALLY!" Kaiba cried, throwing his hands in the air. "Someone has some common sense and USES THE DOOR!…Not that it matters now…" He hung his head low in finding out that his newly renovated office no longer had a roof, window, or door.
"Yugi! You missed the party!" Tristan shouted.
"Not quite." Yami deep voice came through and in a flash, he had taken Yugi's place.
"Wow. Talk about puberty…" Hiei looked at the now taller Yugi in amazement.
Yami walked over to the collapsed Voldemort. "You have done despicable things, Voldemort!"
"STOP SAYING THAT!" Ron cried behind him.
"I should send you away to the Shadow Realm where evil spirits can devour your black soul…"
"Say what?" Jet confused face made Ed laugh. We SERIOUSLY need to get away from these people…
Voldemort stared at the Millennium Puzzle. "I WANT THAT POWER!" In a burst of magical energy, he healed himself and grabbed onto the Puzzle. "GIVE IT TO ME!"
"No…Stop that…Let go…" Yami tried to shake off the cloaked man but to no avail. As soon as Voldemort's fingers touched the Eye, he was shot backwards. "Those who are unworthy cannot touch the sacred Items you idiot…. Someone hasn't been doing their homework."
"Ah, fuck." The wall that was currently holding Voldemort up disappeared as Harry crashed through it. "Stop right there!"
"Uh, Harry…" Hermione smiled. "It's kinda finished now. You're late."
"WHAT!" He cried, bewildered. "That's it? I'm the hero here! I'm supposed to give the final blow! The bastard killed my family, for Pete's sake!"
"Sorry, little man…" Yusuke smiled and crossed his arms. "The party's finished. And so is your friend over there.."
"HE'S NOT MY FRIEND!" Harry shouted. "He's evil!"
Before anyone could say another word, the door swung open again, hitting the adjacent wall with a bang. It was Dumbledore and other teachers. "HARRY! Voldemort's in Jap—oh…" Dumbledore's face fell as he looked around the room. "Uh…This was my plan all along!"
"Uh-huh." Téa, Ron and Hermione mumbled.
Voldemort arose shakily, down but not out. "You will never finish me off—OW! My arm!" Spike's bullet interrupted another monologue.
"So, Dumbley, about our payment." Spike said, nonchalantly, wanting to get paid and get out of there.
"Ah yes, here you are. Nine sickles and a dungbomb.(1)" He handed the items over to him.
"What the hell is this shit!" Spike shouted, looking at the items in his hand. "You know what? You can keep this garbage and you can arrest that guy yourself, the bounty hunters are out! Come on. Let's blow this joint." Spike whipped the items back at Dumbledore and walked through the door with a cold shoulder.
"Let's go Faye…" Jet sighed. "We're done here."
"I'll see you again, Mai…" Faye smiled, hugging her.
"Yup. At the next family picnic!" The blonde smiled. She waved goodbye to her long-lost aunt, the crazy driver, the little kid and Jet.
"Later witches-wizards-whatever." Jet mumbled as he too passed by them in the doorway. "Oh, and for the love of goodness, get a shave or something….Long beards were so 18th century…"
As Voldemort was sprawled on the ground, Inu-Yasha quickly found the Sacred Jewel. "Aha! Stupid idiot. You shouldn't take things that don't belong to you." Walking back to Miroku and Kagome, he threw the Jewel in the air and caught it. "Our business is done here. Let's go."
"Hey! I'm still here for the weekend!" Kagome said. "You can go back!"
"I'm not leaving without you! We still have shards to get!"
"SIT BOY!" Inu-Yasha fell face first. "Fine!" Picking himself up slowly, him and Miroku proceeded to the exit.
"Wow. Someone's whipped." Tristan smiled.
"What peculiar ears!" Dumbledore cried with glee. He made a motion to touch them, but stopped with a glare. "Don't even think about it, old man."
"See you later, Inu-Yasha!" Kagome and Téa waved. Maybe now my weekend will be normal!
Tristan sighed out of relief as people were leaving. "Good. Everything's done here."
"Huh?" Li and Sakura asked.
"Well, you all defeated the bad guy and I have to get you home by curfew!"
"It's three o'clock in the afternoon!" All three youngsters argued.
As Tristan and his pack talked between each other, Joey turned to the other spirit detectives with a grin on his face. "So, how'd I do for my first day?"
"Not bad, Joey…" Yusuke smiled. "I'm so glad I got to see you again…but…"
"But what?"
"We're needed elsewhere now. Since Inu-Yasha is not a threat and Volde is out of commission over there, our job is done. We'll see ya, alright?"
Joey felt sad. He hadn't seen his friend from back then in over 5 years, and now he was leaving again! "When?"
Botan smiled. "We'll call you. You never know when an opening for 'spirit detective' will appear!" Kuwabara left with a nod and a wave, Kurama with just a nod and Hiei just left.
I have a feeling I'll be seeing them again…Joey tried to comfort himself with reassuring words…and well, it was kinda working. "Later guys!"
All the while, Kaiba stood, tapping his foot impatiently on his debris-covered floor. "For the last, freakin' time, can you all get the hell out of my office!"
"No! Out of my way!" A small voice cried from behind the group of wizards at the door. "MOVE!" From pushing apart Dumbledore's knees, Sasuke appeared…wearing a pink frilly apron, a hairnet and holding a container of Windex. "Naruto! You are mine!"
Before he moved, he threw off all the garments he had to wear since he had to pay for Naruto's meal at that restaurant. He noticed a few people laughing at him so he sprayed them with Windex. "Ow! My eyes!" Joey and Tristan cried.
Stomping the ground in anger afterwards, Sasuke made it to Naruto growling. "You're dead little fox…"
Cowering over, Naruto managed to get out, "No! Wait! Here!"
From the sidelines, Téa looked on. "Yugi, what's going on?"
"A very LONG story…" Yugi replied, shaking his head as he watched as well.
The blonde ninja handed Sasuke the sandwich, cautiously. Sasuke snatched it out of his hands and stared down at him. "This better be it, Naruto, or you'll be a human porcupine." He threatened, holding out his kunai.
Unraveling the plastic wrap, he took a bite. Everyone, especially Naruto leaned in to hear his verdict. Sasuke chewed carefully and finally answered, "A tuna sandwich just isn't a sandwich, without the tangy zip of Miracle Whip, Naruto…But, the tuna IS of fine quality…"
"So, am I off the hook?" Naruto smiled.
Sasuke stared. "If you weren't, you'd be a corpse by now." He simply turned around and made his way to the exit again. "Come on."
Naruto said a quick good-bye to Yugi and apologized to Vegeta for taking his Dragon Balls—who was still crying—and walked towards Sasuke. With a flick of his wrist, a ball fell from his hand and smoke appeared. Then, they were gone. I'm so glad all of that is over! Naruto thought as Sasuke and him went back home. I'll never eat again!
Dumbledore, still at the door, smiled widely after a long period of silence. "Well, come on children! Time to pick up Vold—" He was interrupted by maniacal laughter.
"Harry Potter!" Voldemort said in between laughs. "You have thwarted my plans for the last time!"
"But…I—I didn't do anything…" Harry mumbled, confused.
"SILENCE!" Voldemort cried. "You have NOT seen the last of ME!" A ball of smoke appeared around him. Everyone started coughing and thought he had vanished.
But when the smoke cleared…
…He was still there.
"Umm…Are we supposed to see you?" Bakura snickered.
"Dammit!" Voldemort cursed. He then flung himself out whatever remained of the window.
"Uh, Mr. Dumbledore, sir, shouldn't we go after him?" Yugi asked, concerned.
"It's time for tea and biscuits." Dumbledore shrugged and led the rest of the teachers of the building.
"Is he always that weird?" Kagome asked.
Harry, Ron and Hermione nodded in agreement.
For a while, they all stood there, contemplating over everything that happened. Starting from their own individual stories to the chase to the war scene at the KaibaCorp Building. They all wondered if they would ever be the same. They also wondered if they would ever see their new friends again…
…And Joey was wondering what would happen if a dog and a cat had babies….
The group stood in silence, remembering the stories they could tell their grandchildren or anyone on the street willing to listen.
But then, Kaiba broke the comforting silence. "Honestly, everyone, get the fuck out of my office…or what's left of it, anyway…" They all stared at him. "GO DAMMIT! I'd rather put this experience behind me!"
Vegeta looked crushed. "But, Seto, I thought we'd get to know each other over brunch!"
"GET OUT!"
The end…or IS IT?
(1) If you haven't seen the Potter Puppet Pals yet, please do! This line is where we got it from! (laugh)
potter puppet pals (without spaces and add 'www'. in front and a 'com'...they won't let us link it! grrr...)
PG:OMG…That was hilarious!
Evil SS: I agree.
PG: Please tune in for the sequel! Coming up this summer…hopefully. It will contain:
1) Yu-Gi-Oh
2) Harry Potter (gotta love these kids)
3) Fairly Odd Parents
4) Teen Titans
5) Yu Yu Hakusho
6) Card Captor Sakura
7) Inu-Yasha
….If you like any of these, stay tuned! Its gonna be quite funny!
Evil SS: Especially with Slade…Ha ha…Slade…
PG: Hoped you enjoyed!
Evil SS: I can't believe it…It took us an ENTIRE year to do a seven chapter story…My GOD we're sad…
PG: Hey! I'm just happy I finally finished something!
THE END
