Disclaimer: I'm not going to say anything… (Lawyers barge into my room) U.u Inuyasha is not mine!

Me: (Turns and run away)

Xxxxxxx Discovery xxxxxxX

Still growling menacingly and protectively Inuyasha slipped out of the small hut being closely followed by Kagome.

'If Koga thinks he can take Kagome away, he's got another thing coming!' Inuyasha thought angrily as he began to run toward the small cyclones appearing at the edge of the village.

Miroku, Sango, and Shippo all followed in pursuit on a transformed Kilala.

Kagome easily followed sprinting full speed beside Inuyasha and skidding to a halt when the cyclones stopped and a figure emerged out of them.

Koga grinned showing off his canines in a challenging way to Inuyasha, "I've come to take my woman home with me," He announced, "I've decided that it's time that I settle down."

"Um, Koga I don't know how to say this but… I'm not your woman." Kagome said before covering her mouth. 'Oops, should I have let Koga know that I'm hanyou?'

"Kagome is that you?" Kouga asked looking at the hanyou girl's face. She responded by biting her lip in a nervous manner. "Mutt – face, what did you do to her?" Kouga asked eyeing Kagome uncertainly. "I didn't do anything to her!"

Kouga finished looking at Kagome in the same manner as Miroku had, "Well, I do thank you, now that Kagome is part canine my marriage with her will be all the more readily accepted by the elders. Plus she'll be-"

Inuyasha glared at Koga, daring him to say anymore, before running full speed at him with the Tessaiga out. Koga used the power of the Sacred Jewels in his legs and easily sidestepped Inuyasha's attack. Koga was too busy dodging Inuyasha's attacks to notice Kagome disappearing in a blur from her place next to Sango and Miroku and reappearing at his side.

He glanced at her while dodging Inuyasha's claws but reacted too late.

"Wha-" was all he managed to say before he felt Kagome punch him in the stomach breaking several ribs. Kouga went flying through the air before smacking into the ground with a loud crunching noise.

"I'm sorry Koga," Kagome said, strangely calm for someone who had just attacked a friend, "but we must continue on our quest for the jewel shards and find a way to turn me back into a human."

Kagome slowly walked over and not wanting to cause much more pain, carefully pulled out the two Jewel Shards in his legs. The whole group gaped at her amazed that she had been able to take Koga out in one blow.

They watched as she took out her medical kit, which she always managed to have no matter what, and bandaged the wolf demon up.

"B-B-But, Kagome… I thought you… Loved me…"

"I'm sorry Koga, there's only one person that I love…I hope we can still be friends."

Inuyasha was so surprised he could only stare as Kagome abruptly ran towards him with a huge smirk on her face and tackled him. Huge sweat marks appeared on the group's faces as they watched the two dog demons roll around on the ground playfully clawing at each other.

"Well, well, well, what do we have here?" Miroku asked as a perverted smile crossed his lips, "A sudden change in mood I see."

Sango responded by smacking him in the head with such force and anger that her boomerang cracked in two.

Kaede stepped out of her hut when she heard what sounded like a riot outside. She peered at the group in the distance.

Miroku was unconscious, a huge lump forming on his head, Sango was shouting a string of curses as she tried to piece her boomerang together, Koga was limping away into the forest, Inuyasha and Kagome were rolling around on the ground obviously enjoying themselves, and Shippo appeared to be the only normal one, that is until he pulled out a huge bar of chocolate he had snuck out of Kagome's bag began to run around hyper actively.

Kaede sweat dropped and walked back into the hut. "I'm not even going to ask." she murmured as she went to bed to stop the pounding in her head.

Myouga leapt over to the group, taking in the scene, gaping slightly when he saw Inuyasha and Kagome.

"CALM DOWN EVERYONE, CALM DOW-" he was cut off as the two Hanyous squished him while trying to claw each other. Angrily he inflated himself again.

"Master Inuyasha! Master Inuyasha!" the flea demon yelled until he got a response. Inuyasha stopped poised over Kagome with his claws extended and looked up.

"What?" he asked impatiently.

"I was just trying to stop you before you got serious with Kagome." Myouga replied keeping his nose up in the air.

"Huh?" Inuyasha asked before looking down and realizing that he was straddling Kagome's waist. The response was immediate. Both demons went flying in both directions blushing madly. Inuyasha landed on the semi–conscious Miroku causing him to pass out again and Kagome squashed Myouga.

"Why were you guys acting like that? Why is the sky blue? Why does Miroku like to touch his- " the hyperactive Shippo asked before being bonked on the head by a newly awakened Miroku.

"Hehehe." Miroku chuckled nervously rubbing the back of his head. "Lets not continue this topic Shippo."

"No I'd like to continue Shippo." Sango said a little too sweetly, obviously searching for blackmail material.

Before Shippo could continue Myouga cut him off.

"AHEM!" he grunted as authoritatively as he could, seeing as he was a tiny flea.

"As I was about to say, Inuyasha and Kagome were play fighting but by the look of things it would have ended up with-" Inuyasha ran over and stomped him before he could say anything else.

Kagome took the liberty of helping Inuyasha.

Stomp. Stomp.

"My brains!"

Stomp. Stomp.

"Do fleas even have brains?"

Stomp. Stomp.

"Dunno. Let's find out."

Stomp. Stomp.

"Master Inuyasha, why have you cursed me so?"

Stomp. Stomp.

"Why is he not completely flattened?"

Stomp. Stomp. Squish.

"Oh, never mind."

Inuyasha and Kagome needn't have had to squash Myouga as the attention was diverted off of them and onto Sango as she continued where she left off.

"So Miroku… Are you feeling alright?" She asked dangerously sweet this time.

"Yeah, I guess so." he replied rubbing his head carefully.

"Good, because I'm gonna kill you for breaking my boomerang!" she screeched and began to chase him around.

Inuyasha slipped over to Kagome's side taking advantage of the fact that everyone was watching Sango "borrow" Miroku's staff and proceeding to whack him with it.

"Kagome…" he whispered, Wincing as he heard cracking sounds coming from Miroku's direction.

"Well… Uh… Sorry about that whole thing." he managed to say still unable to get used to apologizing.

"Uhh… yeah." she replied wincing like Inuyasha when she heard the unmistakable tear of clothes.

Inuyasha winced again when he heard shouts along the lines of "help me! Heeelp! She has the staff! The pointy and super hard staff please end my pain right now!" and "pancakes!" before running off to save his friend from an untimely demise.

Kagome shook her head warily before starting back for Kaedes hut ignoring Miroku's now desperate shouts.

"AAAHH! Sango my leg doesn't go that way."

Crick, crack

"Sounds, like it should."

Smack. Crick, Crack

"First my hand and now my body! Why must I be cursed?"

Whack. Smack. Crick, Crack

"Just your luck I guess."

Smush! Whack. Smack. Crick, Crack

"THE LADIES DON'T GO FOR THE BRUISED FACE! THE FACE! NO TOUCHIE THE FACE!"

R-R-Rip

"Oops."

OoOo (Insert painful sounds here)

"Seriously my head is not supposed to do that either! SANGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Xxxxxxx Author's notes xxxxxxX

A/N: Hehe. Miroku torture. Miroku: Hey! That's not very nice! Me: Aww! I'm sorry! I still love you! Miroku: Really? Then will you bear my chil- Me: (Throws monk out window)

I'll write the next chapter really soon. I hate school so much right now… Anyway, Please review! It encourages me to write faster!

(Sammiisaa walks in and sees me in storage closet)

Sammiisaa: Liizziioo what the hell are you doing?

Liizziioo: Umm… Writing my own story!

(Lawyers barge in followed by Crystal)

Liizziioo: Uh… gotta go

(Turns and runs away)

Crystal: (Shouts at Liizziioo) "He's his Fiancé!"

Sammiisaa: Star dancer eggplant! The gay horse that lives inside my head (Runs around randomly and crashes into kitchen)

OoOo… Tacos.

See ya,

Liizziioo