Bill was the first to state the obvious, "Sam, that looked like your sister."

Sam said, "Yeah, and I know whose Mustang that is."

Bill got concerned, "Do you think she'll tell on us?"

Neal answered, "Yeah, she'll go 'Dad I saw Sam in line to see the Star Wars movie while I was displaying my bare butt to 50 horny Star Wars geeks'!"

Sam said, "Lindsay would be cool about it. I'm just surprised she did that."

Neal said, "Well she did egg us once."

Sam replied, "Yes, but that was by accident… over a year and a half ago."

Lindsay had similar concerns. "That was my brother! I'm dead."

Maureen laughed, "What's he going to do, say he saw you when he was supposed to be in Ann Arbor?"

Kim agreed, "Besides, I remember Sam's little streaking incident a couple year's ago."

Maureen laughed, "I heard about that, it happened just before I came to McKinley. Too bad, I would have liked to see that."

Kim teased, "Sooo, male strippers aren't enough for little Maureen, she wants to see our little Sammy naked too."

That made Lindsay laugh, and Maureen blush.

Lindsay said, "Sam does play up that Mr. Innocent image. I bet there wasn't even a Model UN conference. It kills me the way he can get away with things because he's Mr. Nice Guy. We will need to chat with him Wednesday at lunch."

Lindsay was able to make it home without waking up her parents. Kim didn't even bother sneaking in. Maureen made it in, but ended up getting a lecture about staying out half the night on a school night. She mentally thanked herself that she didn't have a drop of booze, or she'd be dead.

Sam, Neal and Bill finally got a couple hours sleep before the sun woke them up. They had a breakfast of granola bars and bottles of juice.

Bill said, "I can't believe your sister and Kim mooned us."

Sam replied, "Drop it Bill. She was probably wasted. I was more surprised that Maureen was with them."

Neal said, "I didn't see Maureen."

Sam responded, "It was her Mustang, I'm sure of it."

The guy ahead of them in line said, "That was your sister, dude, right on!"

Sam just rolled his eyes.

Sam told Neal and Bill, "I just can't believe she would embarrass me like this."

Neal replied, "First of all, I doubt she even knew we were here. She looked a little surprise when she saw me."

Bill laughed, "You did spend a lot of time admiring her derrier."

Neal continued, "Secondly, I'm sure we've done things to embarrass her. I hate to bring it up, but what do you think she thought of your freshman year streak?"

Sam thought about it, "You're right. I'm sure she's probably more embarrassed than I would be. Imagine, her finding out she showed her bare ass to Neal Schwieber."

Bill laughed out loud. Sam could zing back at times.

Bill then looked at his watch and groaned, "16 hours till show time."

Neal was clearly annoyed, "Well quit looking at your watch. It will make time go slower."

Actually time went pretty fast. Once people started waking up, it was like a day long Star Wars Convention. They acted out scenes and traded stories. Several people had Dungeons and Dragons games, and there was quite a tournament going. A few had chess boards and other games to pass the time. A small minority of people actually read. Radios were blaring The Cars, John Williams, Gary Newman, Journey, Elvis Costello, Depeche Mode, Men at Work, Steve Miller, and a wide variety of other bands.

The line got longer during the day. Once it started getting dark, the three McKinley juniors got into their costumes. Sam made a pretty good Hans Solo, the Yoda costume looked like it was made for Neal, Bill made a hilarious Chewy. Bill had a Chewbacca mask and gloves, but the jumpsuit he wore was a polyester pantsuit.

Sam laughed and asked Bill, "What is that?"

Neil recognized it, "Oh My God, Bill, please don't tell me that his the same pantsuit you wore as Jaime Summers for Halloween the past three years."

Sam cried, "It is!"

Bill defended himself saying, "I just don't believe in wasting things. Besides, you're not always Mr. Fashion. Parisian Nightsuit, need I say more?"

Neal said, "Wow, Haverchuck just slammed you Weir."

Sam just replied, "whatever." He realized he started it, and maybe that's all Bill had for the costume.

Neal cut the tension by saying, "Bill, there are a ton of Hans Solos, Luke Skywalkers, Yodas, and even Chewies here, but you are the only one wearing a Jamie Summers pantsuit."

Neal was right, Bill's costume was a hit with the other moviegoers. The three met a lot of other fellow line holders. Finally it was time to go in. Sam was number 25 in line, Bill 26, Neal 27. They got their tickets, popcorn, and sodas to stay awake.

The audience cheered as the movie started. Sam and Neal watched the movie wide eyed. Bill Haverchuck fell fast asleep within the first 30 minutes of the movie.