Disclaimer: Do I own Inuyasha? Hold on, let me check, (looking) Nah. Nope, still don't own it. Darn…
Hey! Thanks to everyone who read the story and reviewed! I guess you all want Inuyasha and Kagome to become mates… Are you guy's psychic or something? Anyway just be forewarned, I'm extremely hyper and that is very dangerous for me (and possibly all of you).
(Bounces off of walls)
(Miroku walks in)
Me: Hey Miroku! (Runs over and stuffs sugar daddies in his face)
Miroku: Ahhh!
Me: Candy… Sugar…
Miroku: Liizziioo you shall pay… for all you have done to me…
Me: (Bounces off of wall and accidentally flies out window)
Miroku: REVENGE... REVENGE... Kuku, kuku – (cough) sorry… A sugar daddy was stuck in my throat…
Me: Why haven't you sent for help?
(Dani walks in)
Dani: Liizziioo? Miroku? I'm telling Sango (Runs towards well)
Miroku: NOOOOOO! (Jumps out window after Dani)
Xxxxxxx Contemplations xxxxxxX
Kagome sat in the glow of the firelight in Kaede's hut ignoring Miroku's screams of pain as Kaede bandaged his numerous bruises.
'How will my mom react when she sees me like this? How will my whole family react when they see me like this?'
An image of herself appeared in the fire. 'Oh hi mom, guess what I've got dog ears and claws!' Kagome frowned and an image of her grandfather chasing her around the shrine with special parchment appeared in the fire.
Sango, who was repairing her boomerang, saw Kagome's sad expression. "What's wrong? Your not acting like yourself."
Kagome sighed, "I'm just wondering how I can go back to being normal."
Inuyasha glanced up at her, 'so she really wants to go back to being mostly human again... I like her this way though... We can always be together-' Inuyasha mentally slapped himself 'How do I know she even wants to be with me!'
Shippo looked at Inuyasha who was making a dozen of faces at once... sad, angry, thoughtful, embarrassed... 'What a weirdo.'
Miroku also noticed Inuyasha's display of expressions.
"Inuyasha are you thinking about-" Sango glared at him and began to tighten his bandages forcefully. "– I mean, uh, hehehehe." he muttered saving himself from a trip to dreamland by Sango's fist.
"I think I should go home first thing tomorrow and face my family." Kagome said not taking her eyes off the fire.
"That's a good idea Kagome, and while you're gone I will research a way to mask your appearance, until we can find something that can make your demon blood dormant again." Kaede said putting the supplies she had been using to heal Miroku away.
'That's right… Even if I try to escape it, I will always have some demon blood in me.' Kagome thought to herself, 'But how do I have demon blood in me in the first place?'
'But I kind of like being half dog demon, I mean I'm not helpless in battle anymore and I feel closer to Inuyasha.'
Kagome looked up when she heard a loud noise in the corner of the room.
SLAM
Kaede sighed, "I'll get the herbs."
Sango walked out of the hut clenching her fist, "I don't know why you even put them away, some men just never learn."
The whole gang sweat dropped and glanced over to the crumpled form of Miroku.
Xxxxxxx Next morning xxxxxxXWhen morning finally came Kagome began to stall, truthfully she did not want her family seeing her like this.
"Kagome, are you going at all?" Shippo asked, sucking on a lollipop he had been given by someone who clearly didn't remember how hyper he could get.
"Definitely Shippo!"
"When?"
"Soon."
"How soon?"
"Really soon!"
"How soon is really soon?"
"Two seconds soon!"
1
2
"Kagome, two seconds has passed."
"Really?"
"Yah."
"Oh…"
"So are you going?"
"Where?"
"Home."
"Why?"
"TO TELL YOUR FAMILY ABOUT CERTAIN THINGS THAT YOU HAVE RECENTLY ACQUIRED!" Shippo yelled gesturing to Kagome's ears, fangs, and claws.
"Oh yeah."
"So…"
"So what?"
"So go already?"
"Go where?"
"Arghhh!"
The next few hours passed in basically the same way until Shippo passed out from over talking and Sango unknowingly filled his role.
" I thought you had already gone!"
"Gone where?"
Sango and Shippo learned a valuable lesson that afternoon, if Kagome was trying to avoid something… Well… She was really good at doing it.
Around noon Kaede called her to come into her hut.
"Kagome I was going to give this to you after you returned but seeing as you're not going anywhere soon, I might as well give it to you now."
Kagome rubbed the back of her head "Well, umm, I was going to go soon - " but stopped speaking when she saw what Kaede wanted to give to her.
It was a beautiful sword encased in a sheath encrusted with designs of forests and rivers. It had a mystical look to it and Kagome desperately wanted to run her hands over the intricate designs and feel what it was like to use it in battle.
"Oh, Kaede I can't take this." Kagome whispered marveling at the sword.
"Yes you can, it was a gift to me many years ago and I wish for ye to have it." Kaede replied.
"Are you sure?"
"Yes." Kaede replied her wrinkled face forming into a small smile.
"Oh thank you, thank you, thank you!" Kagome said happily and went back outside delighting in the way the sword felt in her hands.
After a few hours Sango and Shippo finally regained consciousness. The first thing Shippo did was run and hide but Sango was determined to help Kagome.
The demon slayer decided it would be better if she dragged her friend down to the clearing near the well, seeing that she would not go on her own will.
Drag.
"Sango, I have two feet, I can go on my own."
Drag.
"You weren't going anywhere anytime soon, just admit it."
Drag.
"Yes I was."
Drag.
"Sure…"
Sango finally finished dragging Kagome when they reached the well and let go of her.
Kagome smiled nervously at Sango, "Wish me good luck with my family." she said before jumping into bone eaters well.
Sango smiled, "Good luck..."
Xxxxxxx Present Time xxxxxxXKagome climbed out of the well, gathered all her courage, and walked into her house. Nobody was at home, again.
'Figures! I come home to ask the biggest question of my life and no ones here!' Kagome sighed and realized nobody would be home for several hours seeing as it was Friday and her family was probably out enjoying themselves.
Kagome sighed and plopped herself down on the couch in her living room.
'Might as well get comfortable.'
She nearly fell off the couch when she heard someone ring the doorbell.
'Oh shit, Oh crap, Oh damn!' Kagome began saying to herself mentally and ran around the house looking for anything that would cover up her 'abnormalities.'
Kagome finally went to answer the door looking like she was from the circus.
She had on pink sunglasses, blue mittens, had her sword under her shirt and had a huge towel wrapped around her head.
On her front steps was the last person she wanted to see right now: Houjo.
"Hey Kagome!" he smiled a bit too cheerfully for her liking.
"Umm, hi." she managed to say weakly.
"What's wrong Kagome? What are you sick with now?" Houjo asked obviously concerned, "Is your tonsils inflamed again? Is that why you aren't talking normally?"
"Umm, it's a very rare disease that comes from the Uhh, pollitunaritary :cough: valleys… hehehehe." Kagome said making up a new word.
"Oh no that pollitunaritary :cough: valley disease sounds awful! Do you need any help?" Houjo asked now very concerned.
"Uhh, no that won't be necessary" Kagome said as Houjo brushed pass her and walked into the house.
'Oh great… Just great,' Kagome thought silently.
"Well, umm, I uh better go upstairs and you know sleep so uh see ya." Kagome said hurriedly and ran upstairs.
'She so wants me.' Houjo thought grinning to himself.
"See you Kagome! Rest well! Oh yeah, I almost forgot, I'll leave you're homework on the kitchen table! And I'll make you some tea!"
After he did this, annoying the usually calm Kagome greatly, he skipped out the door.
Xxxxxxx Feudal Era xxxxxxXInuyasha was pacing around near the well in the feudal era wondering how Kagome was.
"I wonder how she's doing."
"Maybe I should go see how she is."
"Maybe not."
"She needs my support!"
"But maybe she wants to face her family alone."
"I should-I must- I must not- will not- does not compute."
Finally he couldn't take these kinds of thoughts anymore and jumped into the well.
Inuyasha only managed to get two steps out of the well house before Kagome opened her window and motioned for him to come inside.
She was getting really good at using her heightened senses.
Inuyasha jumped up to her window and entered.
Xxxxxxx With Houjo A.K.A the spy xxxxxxXUnknown to Kagome and Inuyasha Houjo had seen the whole event and was so shocked he couldn't move from where he was standing.
'No wonder Kagome was wearing all that stuff! She looks like a walking dog person! Wait a minute! That's not normal! And what's with a dog guy jumping up to her room? I'm so confused… I… Must… Think… Really hard…'
Thinking Trying to grasp concept Thinking Trying hard not to make brain overload Thinking What does ketchup go best with? Thinking What am I supposed to be thinking about again? Not really thinkingWait a second! That's it!
Now that he realized it, a lot of weird things happen with Kagome, she's never home, she's always sick, and she is always avoiding me.
Houjo continued to wonder and decided he was going to find out what was going on once and for all.
Xxxxxxx Author's notes xxxxxxXLiizziioo (all bandaged up): Give me reviews and ideas please!
(Sango walks in)
Sango: Dani told me what happened Liizziioo, where's our favorite little lecher?
Me: (points to corner where Miroku is tied up)
Miroku: mmmhmhmhmh!
Me: What's wrong can't talk? Muahahahhahaa!
(Takes out a bag of sugar daddies)
Sango: I'm going to like this…
(2 hours later)
Miroku: Urkk… Can't eat sugar daddiesss
Sango: Feed Miroku... Stuff Miroku…
(Rest of gang comes in and sees piles of candy everywhere)
(Everyone begins to stuff their faces with candy)
Me: Oh shit…
Next time: Massive hyperness attack. ('Cuz candy can do that to ya).
