Disclaimer: Don't own Inuyasha or any other character (except Sakura… Whom you'll be meeting shortly.)
Liizziioo (Trying to ignore havoc around her): Hey! New chapter! I don't think the sugar is affecting anyone in the gang! (Damn I just jinxed myself)
Kagome: Stumbles over to computer with a packet of sugar in her hand and faints.
Me: Glances around her room. :Shippo flies through the air in my underwear: Give me THOSE or you're in trouble! (Chases after Shippo)
Kagome: (Wakes up) Did somebody say TROUBLE? Wherever there's trouble… Super girl is there on the double! (Changes into my Granny's lingerie and adds flowing cape)
Me: Oh snap… too much sugar!
Shippo: You'll never catch me! (Darts to the other side of the room)
Kagome: (Lunges at Shippo, He jumps out of the way and she crashes through the wall) (Kagome appears on the other side of the Kagome – shaped hole in the wall) JUSTICE!
Me: Okay, Lets see how Miroku and Inuyasha are doing… (Walks downstairs)
Inuyasha: (Jumping up and down on sofa) Muahahahhahaa weeeeeeeeee, weeeeeeeeee (Head crashes through ceiling) Hey there's some kind of animal up here… It's coming closer… it's... It's… oh shit… Oh crap… It's everywhere!
Me: (Glances at Miroku)
Miroku: (Dressed up like a woman, looking into mirror) Yes, yes, look at yourself, you're looking for a bad time aren't you? Cause you don't have any self - respect (Continues to talk to himself in mirror)
Sango: (Jumps around hyperactively and presses ON switch on the vacuum cleaner) Ahhhhhhhh! (Vacuum cleaner chases after her)
Me: Okkayyyyy... (Cackles evilly and takes out a portable camera) Blackmail… Blackmail…
Xxxxxxx Sakura: new ally xxxxxxX
"Why are you here anyway Inuyasha?" Kagome questioned once he landed in her room. Inuyasha shook his head in mock anger.
"What I can't even come to your house anymore?" Kagome just shook her head as she walked out of the room.
"Inuyasha you are so confusing."
"What is that supposed to mean?" Inuyasha called after her. 'Now that I think of it I have been sending her mixed messages, I mean I'll kiss her one day and then the next we'll be fighting like there's no tomorrow,' he sighed.
'There's gotta be an easier way to tell her how I feel.'
"INUYASHA! Get down here!" Kagome yelled from downstairs.
Inuyasha didn't need to be called twice when he smelt the ramen odor wafting upstairs and his stomach began to growl loudly.
Inuyasha jumped down the stairs and proceeded to act like a real pig; eating everything he got his hands onto.
"Really Inuyasha you could try to eat properly," Kagome sighed as she slowly ate her meal.
"Can't… be… helped..." Inuyasha replied between mouthfuls of food. "This is worse than the time you ate Bouyo's cat food!" Kagome giggled remembering Inuyasha rip open literally dozens of cat food cans and wolf them down. "Or the time you decided to experiment with tuna fish and peanut butter." she managed to say before collapsing into another lapse of giggles
"How was I supposed to know what they were for!" Inuyasha asked reddening with embarrassment.
Kagome continued to laugh at his expense until she sensed something. Inuyasha stiffened as well and having been a hanyou much longer than Kagome he understood what it was.
"Trouble." he growled slightly and proceeded to the door.
"Wait Inuyasha!" Kagome yelled getting up from the floor where she had fallen during her giggling fit. "You can't go outside on a Friday afternoon with nothing to hide your 'abnormal ears' with!"
Inuyasha sighed impatiently as she tossed him a hat and put one on herself.
As soon as she was ready they both bolted out the door following their noses.
Xxxxxxx Making fun of Houjo, severely xxxxxxx (Sorry if you like Houjo! Don't yell at me)
Houjo concealed himself in the bushes in front of the shrine where Kagome lived hoping to gather evidence about Kagome's 'Secret' life. He sat there not more than fifteen minutes when he saw the front door open.
"Wait Inuyasha!" He heard Kagome call.
'So this guys name is Inuyasha huh? Weird name... Who would want to be called dog demon?' Houjo asked himself.
"You can't go outside on a Friday afternoon with nothing to hide your 'abnormal ears' with!"
Houjo became very worried when he heard Kagome, 'So I'm not crazy after all', the guy really does have dog ears!'
Houjo continued to watch the door until about a minute later two blurs emerged going down the street at a very fast pace.
"What the?" Houjo asked surprised at the speed Kagome and this Inuyasha guy were going.
Houjo quickly got up and pulled out a pair of black glasses and put them on his face. "It's spy time!" He stated looking quite dorky in the process.
Glasses in place?
"Check!"
Dorky 'It's spy time!' line said?
"Check!"
Men in black suit?
"Umm, no… Oops."
Huge laser guns to kill aliens with?
"Check!"
That isn't a gun… It's lipstick and mascara.
"I think it makes me look pretty!"
Okay…After he made sure he had all the necessary equipment for spying Houjo quickly ran after the pair to wherever they were going.
Xxxxxxx Sakura xxxxxxX"Give us all your valuables and we won't have to hurt you, girl." A tall man yelled holding a 17- year- old at gunpoint. Surrounding him were several other guys, obviously they were part of a local gang. The gang had the girl cornered in an alley in a desolate part of the neighborhood.
"I'm telling you the truth I don't have anything!" The girl replied scared out of her wits. 'If only I had enough power to overcome them,' the girl thought, 'Masking my appearance takes away so much energy. I might not get out of here alive!'
One of the men eyed her thoughtfully, "Maybe we can use her for something else," he said licking his lips.
"Eww! You perverted freak!"
"What?"
"You heard me… PERVERT!"
The girl got ready to scream but stopped when the man pushed the gun to her head using more force. "One sound and your head is gone."
'This is the end...' the strange girl thought.
Suddenly two figures appeared in the alley. Using her nose the girl could tell that they were dog – demons.
"Let the girl go!" The one with silver hair yelled as he charged at the men.
The darker haired one also bounded forward at the men showing her claws and fangs menacingly.
Several men took out knifes and guns obviously planning on killing the two demons with one blow. The men with guns took aim but were surprised when the demons jumped out of the way in a blur of black and silver. The two began a series of complex moves vaulting off the walls at the men.
In the chaos that ensued the man holding the girl at gunpoint let go of her to help his comrades and she was able to crawl off into the corner of the alley where she put every ounce of energy into dropping the mask that suppressed her energy.
Kagome and Inuyasha were surprised when they felt a demonic energy coming from the corner of the alley and almost let their guard down.
Luckily they managed to avoid any fatal attacks from the gang members.
The girl emerged from the corner of the alley to help the dog – demons. She swiftly knocked two men unconscious with a punch and a kick to their chests.
Inuyasha and Kagome continued likewise, Punching kicking, clawing, and dodging until all of the men were out on the ground.
Inuyasha and Kagome both looked over to the girl for answers.
The girl walked over to them, "Thank you for saving me," she said, "I am Sakura (Cherry blossoms) and I am a wolf demon."
"I am Kagome and this is Inuyasha." Kagome said pointing to Inuyasha who gave out a little "Feh…"
Kagome looked over at Sakura and was surprised at how beautiful she was. She had long brown hair, sea green eyes, and her skin was flawless. She could have passed for a human except for the fact that her ears were pointy and she had a long brown tail.
"Where are your parents?" Kagome asked concerned.
"I have none, they were killed when I was a child," Sakura replied casting her head downward.
"Then were do you live?" Kagome asked worried.
"I move around, wherever my feet take me." Sakura replied as if it was a normal lifestyle.
"Please come with Inuyasha and me to my house." Kagome said already wanting to become friend with the demon, "You can tell us about yourself, and have some food."
After much pleading Sakura accepted and they began to walk home when they all heard a rustling in the bushes.
Xxxxxxx The idiot, again xxxxxxXHoujo had managed to follow Inuyasha and Kagome to an alley in a bad part of the city. He watched as they began to fight a gang of men using gravity – defying moves. "This is just too weird," Houjo said to himself.
One by one each man began to fall until no more were left standing. He watched as a girl introduced herself as Sakura saying she was a wolf demon.
'She's a wolf demon? What is happening this is getting weirder and weirder by the second!' Houjo thought all the while becoming extremely confused.
He watched as the three became acquainted and Sakura was asked to go over Kagome's house. As they began to walk by him he moved around trying to get a better view making way to much noise for their sensitive ears.
Sakura who was used to being attacked lunged at the bushes grabbing Houjo by his clothes and throwing him across the street.
Houjo landed in a heap becoming very dizzy as he tried to sit up. "Mommy can I have my lollipop now?" He asked obviously deranged.
"What are you doing here Hobo?" Inuyasha asked putting himself in front of Kagome.
"It's Houjo." Kagome whispered, "I think…"
"That's not the question here." Houjo replied finally getting himself and his cheesy glasses up off the ground.
"What I want to know is … what are you? He asked pointing a finger at all three of them.
"Houjo are you OK? We are human beings like everyone else." Kagome said sweating slightly.
"I know you guys are not human, I've been watching you." He replied evilly glaring at all of them, "I know what you did last summer."
? Confusion ?
"Umm… What are you talking about?" Kagome asked.
"Well actually I was quoting this great movie, did I look cool?"
All three shook their heads in unison.
"Oh well, that's besides the point, Now back to what I was saying before, I know you guys are not human, I've been watching you."
"That's kind of stalker like." Kagome said flatly.
"Ya, loose the end part and everything will seem less dorky." Sakura said.
"Okay! Erm, ahem," Houjo began, "I know you guys are not human."
"Much better!" Sakura said, applauding his efforts.
"Thanks!"
"Uh, guys let's get back to the matter at hand." Kagome said waving her finger around.
"Right!" Sakura and Inuyasha said together.
"I know you guys are not human."
"Ya wanna do something about it?" Inuyasha asked his clawed fingers rubbing his sword.
"Inuyasha… We don't want to attract attention," Kagome said quietly.
Houjo looked intimidated by Inuyasha's threat but stood his ground. "You guys are all freaks..."
Like Shippo he obviously did not value his life much.
Inuyasha growled and ran over to him grabbing him by his shirt and lifting him off the ground with super strength.
"Hoho, you better get the hell out of my sight or else." Inuyasha growled letting Houjo see his fangs.
Houjo gulped and his eyes rolled to the back of his head in a dead faint. Inuyasha snickered. "Weak human."
"Inuyasha... SIT!" Kagome commanded.
With an oofing sound Inuyasha pummeled to the ground causing cracks in the cement, bringing Houjo along with him.
Sakura confusedly stared at Inuyasha obviously wondering why he went flying into the ground.
"Sorry about that Sakura," Kagome said. "Inuyasha does that whenever I say the word sit."
Slam!
"Sorry Inuyasha I didn't mean that one!" Kagome said leaning over Inuyasha's body now 3 feet below the ground.
"MMHHPPHH… MPHHHAAHAPP!" Inuyasha yelled the ground preventing him from speaking properly.
Sakura just giggled at the way Kagome was able to control him.
"You guys obviously care for each other." Sakura commented after her giggle fit was over. "Why have you not marked Kagome yet Inuyasha?" she questioned.
"WHAT?" Inuyasha roared leaping out from his hole in the ground.
"Just wondering." Sakura said innocently.
"Grrrrr!" Inuyasha growled trying to stop the blush from spreading across his cheeks but was failing miserably.
"Mark?" Kagome questioned Sakura.
"It's a demon way of bonding, kind of like marriage." Sakura responded.
"Except there are several ceremonies that have to be accomplished in order for it to be done properly… Like the final ceremony where the couple has to…" Sakura was abruptly cut off as Inuyasha turned and began to walk to Kagome's house with a loud "FEH!"
Kagome stared from Inuyasha to Sakura until she became dizzy.
'There is something Inuyasha does not want me to know about a dog – demons customs.' Kagome thought.
'Well… I guess I'll have to have a chat about this with Sakura later…' Kagome smiled to herself before realizing that she was standing next to Houjo's twitching body all alone seeing as Sakura had ran after Inuyasha.
"Hey… Guys! Wait for me!" Kagome yelled as she dragged Houjo's body behind some bushes, drew all over his face with his makeup, and ran after them.
Kagome had weird urges like that every once in a while.
Xxxxxxx Home xxxxxxXInuyasha strode down the street leaving Kagome and Sakura behind.
'I can't believe Sakura would think that I would mark Kagome', I mean didn't she see the way Kagome kept sitting me back there… she could never love me!'
Inuyasha was surprised when he saw Sakura sprint over to his side.
"Inuyasha you still haven't answered my question," Sakura said smiling mischievously when she saw him begin to blush again.
"I haven't really thought about that I mean Kagome never really was a demon before and she doesn't like me that way," Inuyasha said after controlling his embarrassment.
"What do you mean she wasn't a demon before?" Sakura asked curiously.
As they walked down the road Inuyasha explained what had happened.
"Segondri powder unleashed her dormant demon blood?" Sakura asked as if not believing what he was saying.
"But that stuff has been gone for hundreds of years! How could she have come in contact with it?" Sakura asked.
"Err… Well... Uhh" Inuyasha stuttered not wanting to reveal a secret in front of a girl he'd known for a little while.
Luckily he was saved when Kagome ran up to them and immediately yelling at him for leaving her all alone with Houjo in a good-natured way.
Sakura sweat dropped, 'Sure she doesn't like him,' she thought sarcastically as she watched Kagome slide closer to him.
'I hope I don't have to put up with this all the way to Kagome's house,' Sakura thought a smile gracing her lips.
'Perhaps I may stay with them, they're the only ones who have been kind to me in a long time,' she thought her smile turning into a big grin.
The trio didn't even take notice as Houjo began to scream something about mascara being up his nose and lipstick being in his eyes.
Xxxxxxx Author's notes xxxxxxXLiizziioo: (Watches as gang wakes up after a hyperactive night)
Inuyasha: (Pulls head out of ceiling)
Me: (Gapes at Inuyasha's face, which is covered with squirrel wounds)
Sango: Urkk what happened? And why are my clothes all torn up?
Kagome: Why am I wearing your Granny's panties?
Shippo: I'm not even going to ask (Looks at underwear in his hand)
Miroku: (Looks at reflection) Who is that hot momma? Wait a second… ARGHHHHHHHHHH!
Me: (Pulls out photos)
Everyone: Damn… Not again!
Me: (Sweat drops, regains composure) Anyway if you never want anyone to see these you better start bowing to me.
Everyone: We must obey (Bows)
Me: Muahahahahhahahahahah… now get to work!
Everyone: (Mumble under breath... 'Slave driver')
Me: I heard that!
A/N: Review! Send Ideas! I'm hyper! Miroku: I'll get you! Me: (Wiggles pinky) Miroku: Vanishes Me: Muahahahhahaa… cough…
See ya,
Liizziioo
