Me: Please Review! It really makes me happy and makes me want to write my story faster! I mean I practically fly around the house when I get one of them… Anyway…. Back to demented Inuyasha and me…
Inuyasha: I am tired of your evilness towards me Liizziioo! IT IS TIME TO BREAK THE CHAINS OF OPPRESSION!
Me: Ya… well… umm… LOOK A GIANT HAMSTER!
Inuyasha: AAAAHHHHH WHERE? (Runs into Kitchen)
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WATCH OUT FOR THAT….
Inuyasha: (Feet get into Crisco jar) (Slides across kitchen)
Me: (Covers eyes)
Inuyasha: (Flies into wall)
Me: NOOO! YOU BLUBBERING FOOL! THINK OF ALL THE PIES YOU HAVE WASTED!
Inuyasha: (Hamsters floating around head) Must… resist… urge… to … maim…
Me: The Crisco must be resurrected! (Runs upstairs)
Inuyasha: OoOo I think I smashed my skull!
Miroku: hmmm... yes... But I have good news…
Inuyasha: What is it?
Miroku: I have upgraded my evil theme song and I just saved a load of insurance by switching to Geico!
Inuyasha: O.o
Miroku: (Plays theme song)
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you
But I have to charge
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you
But I have to charge
I know you want it
The thing that makes me
What the guys go crazy for
They lose their minds
The way I whine
I think it's time
La, La, La, La, La
Warm it up
La, La, La, La, La
The boys are waiting
La,La,La,La,La
Warm it up
La,La,La,La,La
The boys are-
Umm… I swear… I umm… I-I-I (Runs out of room)
Me: (Runs to half – dead Inuyasha) Do you think Miroku is up to something Inuyasha? I mean he's been acting weird and diabolical for days…
Inuyasha: (Gets into sitting position) Hmm… Dunno…
Inuyasha & me: (Look at Miroku in next room)
Miroku: (Picking nose)
Inuyasha: (Looks at me)
Me: (Looks at Inuyasha)
Inuyasha & me: Nahh….
Miroku: (In next room) Muahahahhahaa (Waxes death ray)
(Theebytch… walks in)
Me: Hey! (Goes to further Inuyasha's injuries)
Inuyasha: Nooooooooooooo
Theebytch: Umm…. I'll just go ahead with the disclaimer…
(Screams of pain from the Kitchen)
Inuyasha: NOT THA TACOS!
Me: YES! VICTORY IS MINE!
Disclaimer: Do not own Inuyasha… Do not black mail them on a daily basis… Do not keep them captive… Do not own Inuyasha's thongs… Inuyasha: Hey! You said you'd keep that a secret! (Runs after Liizziioo) Me: I swear I do not own anything except Sakura! (Runs into evil lair) Theebytch: O.o
This chapter is dedicated to Theebytch and of course to all my faithful reviewers!
(Hugs & Kisses to all!)
Listening to: Simple and clean by Utada Hikaru
Xxxxxxx Interruptions xxxxxxX
After escaping her grandfathers 'special' parchment, Kagome gathered some food for the gang. She had noticed that ever since Inuyasha had discovered modern day food the supplies that were supposed to last for a month seemed to only last a week.
'Speaking of which, I wonder how Inuyasha and Sakura are holding up…' Kagome thought as she bid her family goodbye and raced to the well house.
'I hope Sakura managed to detach herself from Inuyasha…' She thought as she leaped over the side of the well only to be landed upon by Inuyasha and a complaining Sakura.
"Really Inuyasha you should learn some manners… If I'm stuck with you for a while then at least try to be polite… Oh! Hi Kagome!" Sakura said as her frown turned into a smile.
"Hello Sakura." Kagome mumbled from underneath Inuyasha.
"How did things go Kagome?" Sakura asked.
"You know I might be part demon but that doesn't mean my bones won't break if TWO PEOPLE ARE ON MY BACK!" Kagome said yelling out the last part.
"Sorry!" Sakura said as Inuyasha got off Kagome and helped her out of the well.
"We were just coming to see how you were doing Kagome… Inuyasha was getting all jumpy and nervous about how you were…" Sakura said folding her arms around her chest.
"Feh!" Inuyasha replied closing his eyes in stubbornness.
'At least he was worried about me.' Kagome thought smiling slightly.
'And now… Sakura the matchmaker takes her leave.' Sakura thought as she attempted to sneak away only to drag Inuyasha with her.
'Oh, right I got 150 pounds of dog attached to me,' She thought pouting slightly.
"Have you tried detaching yourself from Inuyasha, Sakura?" Kagome asked.
"...I don't want to talk about it…" Sakura said still a little nervous about Inuyasha's wrath.
Kagome sighed as she watched Inuyasha attempt to peal Sakura off of him.
Inuyasha's attempts continued all the way back to Kaede's hut and even consisted of a fairly embarrassing moment when Sakura had enough with Inuyasha and decided he would look better with 'smaller clothes'.
Needless to say it was a relief when Inuyasha finally got tired out as they entered Kaede's hut.
"KAGOME!" Shippo cried as he launched himself into Kagome's arms. "I'm so glad your back!" The little fox said snuggling into Kagome's clothes.
"Here Shippo," Kagome said handing him a chocolate bar.
"Thanks Kagome!" Shippo said as he went outside to devour the treat.
"Kagome, please tell us what happened at your home," Sango said as Kagome, Inuyasha, and Sakura all sat down.
Kagome informed them about what had happened and Inuyasha began to cough loudly when she spoke about her father.
"Are you okay Inuyasha?" Kagome asked.
"Um… Yeah just fine" Inuyasha said as he got up. "I'll just be right back." Inuyasha said stepping outside of the hut.
"You mean we'll be right back." Sakura said as she was dragged out of the hut as well.
"Inuyasha has been acting off lately." Kagome acknowledged.
"Yes something is amiss." Miroku said rubbing his hands together. "Inuyasha is not telling us something"
"Neither are you Miroku" Shippo said tauntingly as he sauntered back into the hut. "Remember that time you told me not to tell Sango that you had borrowed her clothes?" Shippo asked as he began bouncing around hyperactively.
"Or that time when you 'accidentally' used her brush as a…"
"Hehehe… Shippo go outside I think I saw a giant bug… or something..." Miroku said attempting to save his life.
"No Shippo please tell us…" Sango said as she began to turn red.
"Well…" Shippo said as he finished bouncing around.
"HENTAI!" Sango's scream was heard throughout the village followed by a sharp smacking sound and Miroku's cry: "IT WAS A ONE TIME THING!"
Xxxxxxx Later xxxxxxX
"Someone please start a fire." Kagome said as she ran around the campsite gathering supplies to make dinner.
The gang had decided to continue moving in their quest to find the Sacred Jewels since they had already spent too much time in Kaede's village and the villagers had been getting a little nervous about Sango's fury.
"I'll do it!" Sakura said trying to be helpful.
"Ya... ya …ya… we'll get some firewood…" Inuyasha said as he began to walk towards the surrounding forest.
"Why do that Inuyasha? I mean, I can just start a fire with my magic…" Sakura said cracking her hands.
"No… We should … uh… do manual labor." Inuyasha said not wanting to put himself at risk.
"Nonsense!" Sakura said as a familiar blue smoke surrounded them.
As usual, her attempts with magic were futile.
Everyone shielded their eyes as the smoke dissipated. Instantly there was chaos in the camp.
"I love you! You love me! We're a…" The great purple dinosaur otherwise known as barney sang before a terrified Inuyasha interrupted.
"DEMON OF HELL!" He yelled as everyone ducked for cover.
"Wait I can fix this." Sakura yelled and a green light surrounded everyone. Instantly Barney was gone but in his place was something a thousand times worse.
"Hey Kiddos! Try our Mcnuggets! Only 29.95!" Ronald McDonald yelled.
"IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD! FOOD PRICES ARE UP!" Kagome yelled shielding her eyes.
"Third times the charm!" Sakura yelled as a red light surrounded them and Ronald began to disappear.
"McDonalds… Buda Bupapaa… I'm lovin' it…" Ronald cried as he totally disappeared.
As the smoke cleared the gang braced themselves for another ghastly character.
When nothing happened everyone looked around cautiously.
"Inuyasha! Sakura! You've separated!" Kagome yelled happily as she threw herself at Inuyasha.
"Ow..." was Inuyasha's only reply as he toppled over backwards.
"Hey… Your right! But… the fire hasn't started…" Sakura said. "Maybe I should…"
"NO!" Everyone cried in unison not wanting any more catastrophes to occur.
"Fine…" Sakura said as she began to pout.
"Maybe we should ALL go and get some firewood…" Sakura said winking at Sango, Miroku, Shippo, and Kilala.
"Yes, perhaps we should." Miroku said leading Sango and the others into the forest.
"We'll be back in half an hour… we'll be deep in the forest… So we can't hear anything… Ow!" Miroku called to Inuyasha before getting poked by Sango.
"WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?" Inuyasha yelled at the backs of the retreating figures.
"It means that you guys can have some quiet time." Miroku called back before disappearing completely into the foliage.
Inuyasha and Kagome both glanced around confusedly until both of them noticed that Kagome was still on top of Inuyasha.
Kagome, of course, jumped backwards immediately and began to blush.
Inuyasha took his embarrassment out in a more 'violent' manner.
"MIROKU! ONLY YOU WOULD THINK THAT WAY! GET BACK HERE!" Inuyasha yelled as he ran into the forest.
'This is going to be a long night…' Kagome thought before she began to run after him.
Xxxxxxx That night xxxxxxX
Kagome eased into the hot spring happy that she was finally able to relax. As she sank down into the warm water, Kagome's mind turned to the events that had happened over the past week.
'I have to ask Sakura what she meant when she was talking about marking,' Kagome thought as she began to shampoo her hair.
'Inuyasha got so defensive when she mentioned it. He also was getting fidgety when I talked about my dad.' she mentally noted.
Kagome looked up into the sky and realized she should head back to the others before Miroku felt the need to check up on her to 'ensure her safety'. Kagome quickly rinsed her hair and dried herself.
She gathered her bathing supplies in her arms and got out of the hot spring. As she dressed she couldn't help feeling slightly dizzy.
Kagome shook herself and began to walk by numerous trees, brushing away stray branched as the dizzy feeling began to impact her. Her vision began to blur and the world looked like it was spinning around her.
'Inuyasha… help' She thought to herself as she realized she had no strength to even shout.
Kagome stumbled into a small clearing before falling onto the cold ground fighting to remain conscious.
'Inuyasha…' Kagome thought as the darkness overtook her.
Xxxxxxx Flash xxxxxxX
"Lord Ryuji, the lord from the western lands is here to see you," a small demon reported to a man with piercing light blue eyes.
At first sight the man appeared human but on a closer inspection you could see that he was a dragon demon. He was seated upon a silver throne and had a maddening air of superiority.
He had long black hair and his armor was a light shade of golden reflecting off the numerous objects in the huge room.
"Let him in." the dragon lord commanded his servant.
"Yes, my lord." the demon said bowing, and ran to two large doors opposite Lord Ryuji.
As he opened the doors Sesshomaru strode in, a look of contempt on his normally passive face.
"Sesshomaru, have you seen the girl?" Lord Ryuji asked.
"No, she was not there" Sesshomaru replied as his neutral features set back in.
"I must find her… even if it takes me forever!" The dragon demon yelled making his servant tremble in fear.
"Sesshomaru! Go look for her again!" The lord yelled in a loud voice.
"I take orders from no one." Sesshomaru replied readying himself to leave.
"Remember what the consequences are if she is not found…" Lord Ryuji said in a taunting voice.
"Kagome."
"I shall find her… When I desire…" The dog demon replied striding out the massive doors.
"Kagome."
"I want this miko… This Kagome found… alive…" The dragon lord said aloud to no one I particular.
"Kagome, wake up."
At this order Kagome's eyes opened and Inuyasha's face slowly came into focus.
"Lord Ryuji! Sesshomaru… he's coming…" Kagome blabbered as Inuyasha stared on with a look of confusion on his face.
"Kagome, are you okay? You just had a weird dream." Inuyasha said pulling her into a sitting position.
"But… It was so real…" Kagome said trying to retain images from her vision.
'Was it real? I can't remember everything… There was a dragon lord… He was working with Sesshomaru… and a silver throne…' Kagome thought starting to believe she really had gone crazy.
"You're right Inuyasha… I must have had a dream…" Kagome said still a little unsure.
"What happened anyway, Kagome?" Inuyasha asked.
"I don't know I just began to feel dizzy, but I'm fine now." Kagome said setting her face in a reassuring smile.
"Good…" Inuyasha said beginning traces of a blush forming on his face.
Kagome suddenly noticed how close she was to his face. She was only inches away… a gap that could have easily been closed.
'But this isn't the time…' Kagome thought thinking rationally.
Inuyasha, however, was having no rational thoughts and bent down to kiss her lips.
The gap was easily advanced and Kagome's rational thoughts soon disappeared. Kagome and Inuyasha toppled from a sitting position until they were on the ground both kissing passionately not wanting to stop, even for breath.
Inuyasha suddenly began to sniff her neck causing Kagome to go into a fit of giggles.
"Inuyasha what are you do-" Kagome was cut off as Inuyasha gently bit her collarbone. It hurt, Kagome had to admit…
'What is happening?' She asked herself.
Xxxxxxx In the bushes 1 minute later xxxxxxX (Bad friends, bad!)
Sakura uneasily crawled in between Sango and Miroku who were sneaking through the bushes like experts, apparently having much experience.
"Are you sure we should be doing this?" Sakura asked nervously. "Inuyasha said he was just going to check on Kagome…"
"There's nothing wrong with making sure he's okay," Miroku replied as they reached their destination.
"So you think spying on your friends is okay?" Sakura asked.
"Yes… I mean no… I mean… Never mind…" Sango answered as she attempted to seat herself in a good position to view everything.
"Well… I suppose it wouldn't hurt to take a peek…" Sakura said still a little unsure.
When the three peeked out from behind the rather large bush they were very surprised to see Inuyasha kissing Kagome.
"Guys I think we should go…" Sakura said now very nervous.
"But this is getting good…" Miroku complained.
"Even I agree with Sakura now, so lets get going Miroku before they find us." Sango said.
"But… But…" Miroku stuttered.
"You are such a hentai." Sango stated as turned around and attempted to leave noiselessly… Leaving her butt target to Miroku's affections…
"MIROKU!" Sango yelled before covering her mouth. "Oops…"
"Run!" Sakura said as she fled back to the campsite where she hoped to preserve her life.
Inuyasha and Kagome looked up when they heard a shout and lots of rustling in a nearby bush.
'Oh…no…' Kagome thought, 'This is so embarrassing.'
Inuyasha continued to look back and forth between Kagome and the bush with an extremely worried look on his face.
"Hehehe… Hi guys… Would you buy it if we said we were gathering magic mushrooms?" Miroku asked as his and Sango's head popped out of the leaves.
Xxxxxxx Author's Notes xxxxxxX
A/N: Dun… Dun… Dun… Dun… (Gets smacked over the head). Hey! I was just trying to be dramatic. I finally got some romance in… so don't kill me… (Reviewers glare)
Me: Noo Oooo
Reviewers: Oh, all right we won't kill you…
Me: Yaay!
Miroku: Damn… Onto plan B…
Inuyasha: Miroku… I have decided to join forces with you…
Miroku: Great! Lets try my plan…
Inuyasha: Does it involve women?
Miroku: Maybe…
Inuyasha: Lets try mine…
Miroku: Does it involve bombing pet stores?
Inuyasha: umm…
Me: Inuyasha… Miroku… must… dress… up… in… pantyhose…
Inuyasha: KAGOME! SAVE MEE!
Kagome: I have gone to the dark side… I am your father!
Me: You have done well young Jedi…
Inuyasha: I KNEW IT! (Gets hand chopped off) WHYYYY!
Miroku: AFLAC!
Me: O.o… Things are getting a little too weird around here… umm… please review…
Gecko: Miroku! Stop calling me! It's Geico! Not Gecko!
Miroku: NOOOO! MY INSURANCE! YOU HAVE FORESAKEN ME WORLD! JUST KILL ME NOW!
World: Target… Steady now… Steady… (Aims bow and arrow)
