Mae: (Eyes widen and falls to the ground) KYAAAAA!!! (bows continuously and worships her reviewers) I commend you all! (shoots Kai and Rei plushies randomly) La la la la laaaaaaa….(starts prancing around in her dream world) MY GOSH! LOOK AT ALL THESE FREAKING REVIEWS! (sobs) You made me the most happiest person alive…
Hee! Though I must say this isn't my best work, (For some reason, I can never express myself fully on humor fictions…) I'm glad to see the response for these chapters! Kyaaa! I hope you all continue to enjoy this…chaotic plot! Your reviews make me laugh so happily…Ahhh…Tyson is such a great character to experiment with.
Meep, Sorry animeandraia about the Tyson Bashing. HONESTLY, I never intended bashing Tyson…no matter how awkward that sounds, now that I think about it. At first I thought he was a tad bit annoying, but then I realized how his personality makes me laugh sometimes…He's actually one of my favorite characters now. (As long as he doesn't interfere the Kai and Rei environment…)
Tyson: Yeeaahhh…Riiighhht. (points to the fiction) HOW CAN YOU NOT CALL THAT TYSON BASHING?!
Mae: Meep…(sweat drops) I'M SORRYYY!!!!
Tyson: LIAR! YOU WANTED TO BASH MEEE!!!! (chases Mae with a fork)
Mae: AHHHH!!!! STAY AWAY! (runs) I'M SERIOUS! I NEVER MEANT TO DO THAT! THAT'S WHY YOU AND MAXIE ARE MY MUSES! (flails arms in the air)
Tyson: LIEEESSS!!!
Max: ….(sweat drop) ….(cough) Ummm…anyway, while My Koibito and Mae-Mae are busy…I'll just start the fiction.
Disclaimer: Mae-chan does not own Beyblade. No matter what she says…don't listen to her…Anyway, she'll never own Beyblade because she can't have created Takao since he is too cool and--…hey…wait a minute….TAKAO!? DID YOU WRITE THIS DISCLAIMER?!
Don't Touch Him!
Chapter Three
"Pain in the Neck."
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Takao suddenly threw the fork he was holding towards Kai. "DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The metal eating utensil was released from the navy-blue haired youth's grasp and in a matter of seconds, would come in contact with a crimson orb. The steel color blended with the air, for it was thrown at an incredible speed for Kinomiya. Seeing what was happening, the blonde boyfriend, now fiancée, was reaching for the fork, but narrowly slipped through his fingers.
The little cat boy's golden eyes widened in a startled manner, as he launched himself forward on the wooden table and did his best to catch the fork before it could assault his love…or before the Russian can mutate one of his best cutlery. "ONII-SAN,WHY DID YOU DO THAT?! THERE ARE MORE RATIONAL WAYS TO SOLVE A CONFLICT!"
The raven-haired boy scolded, trying to avoid physical beatings between his brother and koi, as he noted that his Kai-Koi was fine. The Russian had not panicked in the events that had occurred in the matter of seconds, but instead, eyed the utensil aimed for his left eye. As the fork flew closer, the slate-haired boy rolled his eyes in exasperation, before capturing the fork flatly between his fingers. The Russian boy glared at the fork in his hand, before raising a slender opaque brow at the protective brother before him.
Before Takao could exclaim in his shock at the fact Kai had cleanly caught his fork, The Russian boy thrust the metal fork back to him, at a greater speed. "AHHHH!!!!" Takao yelped in fear, as the fork missed his head by a hair. The utensil pierced through Takao's red and blue baseball cap and hung it on the wall, held by the fork.
The navy-blue headed male placed a hand over his pounding heart, and panted. "DUDE! DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT, MAN!" Rei shook his head in disbelief, which a comical expression of 'eh?' etched on his face. Max slapped his forehead, muttering something about 'Takao-kun no baka…'. Unaffected by the big brother's words, Kai simply glared and coldly replied, "My apologies…I should have aimed better. Damn…I can't believe I missed…'always wins in the end' my ass…" The two-toned youth muttered the last few words of his sentence.
Unaware at the fact Kai had intentionally missed his skull at the fact Rei would be upset with him for months, Takao 'meeped' and shrunk deep within his seat, in fear of another one of the Russian's "Flying Forks of Fright."
Sensing the tension in the room, Rei glanced from Takao to Kai, and coughed. "Ano…shall we continue with dinner?" Max blinked, and picked up his own fork and responded, "Yes…lets…before any other drastic events may occur." He muttered, eyeing his koibito from the corner of his azure-orbs. The crimson-eyed male glared one last time at his offender, and continued enjoying his meal.
Rei bit his lip in concern, before he picked up an unoccupied spoon. Picking up a small portion of his meal with the dollop, the kitten poked the 'grumpy' Russian's shoulder. The disgruntled Russian peaked over to view the Asian boy that was trying to catch his attention. At the sight of the spoon, Kai raised his eyebrow. "Do you want me to throw that at Kinomiya, too?"
"Hey! I resent that." Takao declared heatedly from across the table, while he retrieved his cap from the fork that had attached it to the wall. The navy-haired male's eyes had widened; his face becoming stricken with a hidden emotion, as Max whispered something in his ear, successfully silencing the boy. (1) Takao stuck out his tongue accusingly at Kai (with a raspberry and 'hand horns') before returning to his dinner.
Rei narrowed his eyes slightly in an exasperated manner. Rolling his orbs he stated, "Kai…I don't need you two fighting constantly." The golden-eyed youth raised the spoon to Kai's mouth and smiled innocently up at his companion. "Now…be good for me?" As a reply, Kai opened his orifice. The pair continued to feed one another, Rei occasionally giggling (2), and Kai chuckling softly.
Takao froze midway, his spoon merely centimeters away from his mouth. He paused in his eating to eye angrily at the couple before him. Before he had a chance to mouth a never-ending defiance, his azure-eyed companion kicked him roughly underneath the table.
"Ow!" he yelped as the foot came in contact with his leg. He turned to face his lover, "MAX?! What was that…" Takao came face to face with a fuming blonde. His expression just read ha-ha-ha-don't-try-anything-funny-or-you're-DEAD. "Uhhh…" Takao scratched the back of his head, shifting his gaze from his left to right continuously. "Umm…er…yeaahhhh…" "Takao..." Max spoke sternly, disappointment evident in his tone. The navy-haired male winced, turning his head away, knowing the fatal mistake would be to look into his love's orbs.
After a few moments, Takao turned back to Max. "AWWW MAN!" He cried, banging his head on the table. "I KNEW I LOOKED BACK TOO EARLY!" The blonde's orbs had watered slightly, as his lips were in a pout, quivering. Max sniffed dramatically, "Pweeaasssee Ty-Kun…Don't be a big bad meanie-head today?" He begged, wiping the corner of his eye, as he silently thanked Rei for teaching him how to improve his pout.
"Fine!" Takao huffed indignantly, crossing his arms while he did so. "BUT IF I DO DO SOMETHING, IT'S HIWATARI'S FAULT!" The navy-haired boy reddened slightly as his companion hugged him in gratitude with the cry of "Kyaa! Sannk-youu!" Takao coughed, picking up his glass of water, sipping a small amount of his beverage in an attempt to lessen the color on his face.
Out of the corner of his eye, Takao resumed in supervising his baby brother and the stupid Russian. He spit out his drink immediately as he saw what event was taking place. He choked and hacked, pounding his chest with his fist to tone his coughing down. Ignoring the now wet Rei, the pleading American, and the wide-eyed Russian, he picked up his spoon, blindly throwing the utensil at the crimson-eyed male who had previously been slanting his mouth against the cat boy.
"OUCH! AAUUGHHH!!!"
"TAKAO-KUN!!! KYOUJU, NO!"
"ONIII-SAANNN!!!!"
"…KAIII!!!"
Moments Later…Kyouju, Kai, and Takao sat side by side on the living room couch…Kyouju seating himself in the center of the trio of course. The computer genius having his head wrapped up in a bandage by Rei, The two-toned haired youth having two bandages crossing over one another on his cheek, and the overprotective brother held raw steak on his bruised eye. After spitting out the water he had been sipping, Takao had nearly hit Rei squarely on the face with the metal utensil, but fully soaking his features with the liquid he had been drinking. The golden-eyed boy was too distracted in wiping his face and shaking the excess water off, to have known the spoon was coming his way, but unintentionally tilted slightly while he was wiping his eyes, evading Takao's attack.
Max once again had tried capturing another flying utensil, but as it had before, the tool had slipped through his fingers. Kai had ducked just in the knick of time, the spoon just barely scratching his cheek, to dodge to flying spoon. Just at this moment, Kyouju had been walking back into the dining area to receive the deadly spoon.
The dollop came into contact with his skull, and he came into unconsciousness from the blow as the spoon bounced off of his head. The blonde yelped helplessly, witnessing the scene before him. In a furious tone, Kai had leant over the table a few seconds later and bopped Takao in the eye for wetting Rei and knocking Kyouju out. (Well…not really about Kyouju…he was glad that at least one of Kinomiya's friends had been…sane.)
Finally getting the water off his face and rubbing his sore features, Rei opened his eyes to see the final events that had occurred and screamed skeptically in disapproval.
"TAKAO-KUN! YOU PROMISED!!!" The blonde boy bopped his koibito on the head, before crying out in irritation, as he was pulling at his hair.
The said boy retorted angrily, his voice in hysteria, as his grip on the meat tightened.
"HE HIT ME! IT'S NOT MY FAULT! I DIDN'T DO IT!!!"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU DIDN'T DO IT, TAKAO?! YOU THREW THE GOSH DARN SPOON!"
"THAT RUSSIAN PROVOKED ME!!!"
"WHAT THE FUCK?! HOW THE HELL DID I PROVOKE YOU!"
"YOU WERE MAKING OUT WITH MY BABY BROTHER!"
"I'M NOT A BABY! WHAT?! IT'S NOT LIKE I DIDN'T…umm…like it…"
"HAH! TAKE THAT BAKA!"
"WHHHAATTT?! REI, YOU ENJOYEDTHAT?!"
"TAKAO-KUN! LEAVE REI ALONE!"
"BUT HE'S STILL YOUNG!"
"I'M NOT A BABY, JEEZ!"
"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING BAKA! PUT DOWN THAT KNIFE!"
"TAKAO!"
"DON'T MAKE ME THROW THIS AT YOU TOO, HIWA--"
"WILL EVERYONE SHUT UP ALREADY?!" Kyouju bellowed, catching the group's attention, clutching his head in pain. "If you haven't noticed guys…my head still hurts…" he muttered mostly to himself. "NOW! Let's all communicate like civilized people! We're not cannibals! We can speak equally to one another! We're in an advanced era!!!" The russet-haired male bawled hysterically, his voice rising up another notch with each sentence. "Whyyyy, WHY MUST YOU TWO ARGUE SO?!"
Takao blinked, lowering his fist that held the butter knife that he had picked up from the table. He sat coughing in uncertainty, as his gaze shifted from Kyouju to the other three whom had a comical expression of astonishment etched on their faces.
Kai, being the first to recover, commented on Kyouju's breakout. "Wow…the midget spoke up…I never thought I'd see the day." Max spluttered, his mind clouded with confusion. "Did…Did Kyouju just…but…but--…BUT…He j-just…Woooaaahh." The blonde cooed in bewilderment.
Rei shook his head, "Why did this dinner have to go so wrong…" He questioned himself. "I tried so hard…this is so unfair." He narrowed his eyes forlornly sighing at the awkward antics that had taken place this evening.
"Okay…I think we should relieve ourselves on the tension…" Max suggested, as he picked up the abandoned remote control from before and flicked on the television. "Yes. Maybe we can view a program that would be educational." Kyouju added, sinking deeper within the cushions. "Alright then…" Rei agreed as he plopped himself onto Kai's lap.
"OH OH! IT'S TIME FOR MY FAVORITE SHOW!" Takao exclaimed excitedly, clutching onto Max's sleeve, signaling him to flip to the Cartoon Network television program. Max sighed, as he changed the channel and sat himself next to Takao.
"Previously on Yugi-oh!" (3)
The narrator in Yami no Yugi's voice began the show.
"You've got to be kidding me…" Kai narrowed his crimson orbs in disbelief. "I do not want to put up with this either…Who wants to watch some show with some idiotic 'Heart of the Cards' moral…How do cards save the world? I'd rather watch some show with stupid spinning tops…" (4)
"NO! MY DARK MAGICIAN!"
"Aww…Come on, Kai. Please. Not now…" Rei pleaded as his eyes were glued onto the screen. "No!" the raven-haired youth pouted. "Bakura and Ryou aren't in this episode!"
"THINK HARD! We can do this, I know we can!"
"You're right! Mariku isn't in here either…" Max groaned.
"Get out of his mind…AND STAY OUT."
"Wahoo! Go Yami! …although Jou is cooler…" Takao mumbled, his attention focused on the television show.
Kyouju pondered out loud, "Are Hiwatari-san and I the only ones who don't watch this show…what's with the tri-colored hair anyway?"
"I know…I didn't know that's more multi-colored than my own."
"One Koriboe becomes MANY!"
The group viewed the evening episode of Yugi-Oh, watching the Koriboe multiplying in the screen. Some interested, and the others, not as focused into the show.
"Yugi…we believe in you…like we always have. We believe in you with ALL our hearts.."
"That…girl…with the short hair is irritating." Kai commented, finally showing some recognition that he was in the least giving some awareness that he knew what the show was about.
"Hey Guys! Over here!"
"YAY! RYOU'S ALIVE!" Rei cheered watching the pale-complexioned boy call from the balcony with his adorable British accent, his pallid tresses in their usual style. Rei grinned further, seeing that Bakura had taken control of Ryou's body. "Yay! Bakura's in this episode too!" He applauded, not hearing Max's complaint of 'Aww…but Marik and Mariku…'
"That was a pathetic waste of money…Cards save the world…and Egypt has ancient pieces of jewelry." Kai sighed exasperatedly, as he wrapped his arms around Rei's waist.
"IT'S NOT JEWLERY! IT'S THE MILLENNIUM ITEMS!" Takao growled angrily, shaking his fist angrily in the air. "AND CARDS CAN SO SAVE THE WORLD!" Max slapped his forehead. Rei puffed his cheeks out slightly, "Nii-san…I don't know what to do with him anymore…"
Max hopped off the couch, and groaned. "I'll think of something…Takao…come out to the kitchen with me please…" Max inquired, trudging down the hall and through the dining area to reach his destination. Takao perked his ear up, "To the kitchen? As in…food…YES SIR!" He grinned sheepishly as he trailed after the freckled-boy.
Kyouju took hold of the remote control, and flipped to the History Channel. "Finally! I've wanted to see this episode of where they talked about the Commando training school…but then again…on the Discovery channel is on about Myths as well! I don't know what to pick…"
Ignoring Kyouju's indecision, Rei turned in Kai's hold to face the Russian boy, "Kai…Why do you quarrel so much with my Onii-san?" The Crimson-eyed youth rubbed his temple in frustration and replied, "He's just so…Kinomiya is so…irritating."
In the kitchen, Max pushed himself up onto the counter and sighed. "Takao-kun…why don't you give Kai a chance, ne? You know he loves Rei very, very much…"
Takao glared, as he crossed his arms. He scoffed as he responded, "Hah…As if he would. I highly doubt that…"
"Please…Takao…" Max pleaded, his azure orbs glistening.
"Fine…" Takao grumbled, rubbing his hands together in determination. "But…" He chuckled maliciously.
"But…what?" Max questioned unsure.
"Hiwatari…will have to pass my test…"
To Be Continued…(1) Muahaha…That…You'll find out later.
(2) Nooo, I MADE REI SOUND TOO FEMININE!
(3) No…I don't own THAT show either…not any show as a matter of fact.
(4) Yeah….(cough)
Eh heh! Sorry this took so long guys! (Plus…it wasn't funny..) I felt so…umm…busy? (sweat-drop) Please review! I promise I'll get up the next installment faster…I hope! (shrinks under reader's intense gaze)
Also…I was planning to do this…thingie. Instead of reviewer replies…I would take the top five thingies you people said from my favorite reviews from each chapter! Yay! Okie dokie. Does that sound good?
Kai: (glares at Mae) You have some explaining to do…
Rei: Hey…Mae-chan…I was digging through your back-pack…and pulled out this… (hold up journal of fiction ideas) I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE PLANNING! I--
Mae: (covers his mouth and jaw-drops) Shush! GIVE THAT BACK! (snatches it and runs to Nii-chans house holding a pack of skittles, chocolate bars, and apple cider.)
Rei: I don't think so…(whistles)
Tyson, Max: (appear) GET HER!!!
Kai, Rei, Tyson, Max: (Chase)
Mae: AHHH!!! (Runs) You! (pulls random reviewers) Here, you guys get Max's attention with these! (pulls out Pixie sticks) You peoples! Chase Takao away with these Pitchforks! Muahahaa! They're bigger than his dining forks! (hands pitchforks) Ahah! This group…CHASE KAI AWAY WITH THIS TEAPOT! (Gives Tea pot…and refer to Shinigami Tenshi's devination picture to understand the tea pot…) AND MUAHAHHA! YOU! CHASE AWAY REI WITH THESE SCISSORS! (gives scissors)
Remember! Choose your weapon…and kindly review! That'll encourage me to update faster! And And…gah…tell me what's bad about this fiction. I gotta go! Bye Bye! (continues her path to Nii-chan's house)
To Ate: Hello Ate Em-Em. Thank-you for finally understanding how I feel about Shounen-Ai, and for proof-reading this chapter. In my gratitude, I dedicate Chapter Three to you! Arigato! Love ya! (waves And Nii-chan too!)
