I am so sorry I haven't updated in ages my best mate just died and it's been tragic so I thought updating this might help me be a bit happier.

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The Joker And The Queen

It's Just a walk

Rogue and Remy had been walking around and around the mansion for ages, just talking about their lives. Remy couldn't believe he was actually spilling his life out to a girl he hardly new, but he felt alright with it. Rogue sigh as she looked at her watch.

"Looks lyke ah should b' goin' in now."

"Why chere, it's only 11pm."

"Ah know but ah got class t'morrow."

"Ya 21 'n' ya still have classes…"

"Yeah, but ah'm takin' a college class. Gawd Remy, some people actually do lyke education."

"Ah never even went t' school. Lyke ah told ya early, my school was t' be taught how t' be a t'ief."

"Yeah?"

"Qui, Remy be da prince of t'ieves down his end."

"The prince of thieves, ya mus' b' jokin'."

"Why, Remy not good enough t' be a t'eif."

"Well it's not exactly somethin' t' b' proud of swamp rat."
"Swamp rat, ya givin' me nick names now chere? How cute." He said pouting. Rogue just snorted.

"Ya know, ah've dated guys lyke you. There so full of em' selves that it makes me wanna puke!" Remy was offended.

"Remy offended chere! (See he was offended, I've said that twice now ). Guys lyke me, what a man who's so drop dead cute 'n' gals come up t' him every second of da day, it's not my fault."

"Ah'm not dumb Remy, ya a ladies man, it's totally obvious. Ya flirt with everyone, 'n' ya take ya women home and don't call them the next day. Ya treat women lyke ya food! Ya need em' then when ya've done with them, ya dispose of them!"

"Remy not lyke dat chere. Ya don' hardly know him!"

"Ya right, 'n' ah don't really wanna!" Rogue walked off in a puff. She didn't mean to shout at him, it just came out. Rogue was so sick of men treating women like that though. She'd seen it happen to loads of people and it wasn't fair. And even through Remy being such a prick, she couldn't help but feel attracted to his fowl personality. It's not even fowl she thought, its jus' he's a bit of a ladies man…okay a total ladies man, but a cute one at that. And he did open up t' me about his past, but wait Rogue, he probably does that t' actually get women! Arhhh, ah'm so gawd damb stupid! Who in the right mind would go out with me! Rogue stopped thinking for a moment as she saw Bobby. He was dressed in a tux, he looked so cute. But where was he going?

Rogue walked over to him too see what was going on.

"Hey Bobby, ya al dressed up, where ya goin'?" asked Rogue.

"Well," Bobby said nervously, "hopefully on a date with you."

"Oh Bobby, really?" Bobby nodded.

"I;ve wanted to ask you for ages, but I daren't. Now though you look even more stunning I can't resist."

"O' course ah'll go on a date with ya. Jus' let me go get changed."

Bobby nodded and walked Rogue indoors. Rogue went up the stairs into her room. Bobby waited at the bottom of the grand stair cases for at least half an hour now. Remy (who had heard everything) came up to Bobby and walked around him smiling.

"So, ya goin' on a date with Rogue hey? Ya been waitin' t' ask her fo' a long time, ah saw it the day ah met you two. Ya both lookin' at each oder, an' giving each oder da flirty talk, ya a lucky man t' be goin' on a date wid her. Ah mean, she is the most beautiful girl ah have ever seen." Bobby grinned.

"I know, I just wished I asked her sooner." Remy gave a weird laugh.

"Ya jus' give er what she wants ok?"

"What do you mean?"

"B' nice t' her, she's been through a lot."

"You don't hardly know her."

"Tah tmay b' true but we been walkin' around da institute fo' at least 2 hours jus' talkin'. She been through a lot and she deserves so much better." Bobby faced Remy and gave him a what the hell are you on about grin.

"Yeah I know she has…thanks for…filling me in."

Both guys looked at one another and gasped as they saw Rogue coming down the stairs. She wore a blue/white sparkling dress and had her hair hanging down wat made he rlook stunning. Remy thought to himself chere really is da most beautiful gal he has ever seen. Ah need t' get t' da petit befo' Bobby does.

"Ya ready t' go Bobby?" Bobby was still amazed.

"Ye…yeah."

Remy stood in there way and took Rogue's gloved hand and kissed it.

"Ya look absolutely beautiful chere, if it wo' me on dis date, ah'd be praising yaw id flowers." Rogue blushed and Remy laughed.

Dat wil get da chere t' tink about me on her lil date.

Bobby pushed him out of the way. Great Remy thought, dis gonna b' a date Rogue never fo' gets.

YEYYYY Remy has some cards up his sleeves, he actually has lol. I wonder what Remy's gonna do?

Thanks for the updates bye the way XxX