Kai: (scribbles on paper) Did I mention how much I hate writer's block?
Sanzo: (cleaning his gun) Yes Kai, we've only heard you bitch about it for the past half an hour.
Kai: Well, how bout' my drawing issues? Do you know what a pain in ass you are to draw?
Sanzo: (looks up) Good for me, Kai.
Kai: (face fault) You're a puttz Sanzo-sama.
Sanzo: (points gun at Kai) Say that again, and I'll kill you
Kai: (rolls eyes) How about we just thank the reviewers instead?
Hakkai: Good idea, Kai.
Kai: (smiles) Big thanks to Kiokie-princess-of-pain for reviewing my fic! (hand her a cookie)
Flare: (Pouts) Don't I get a cookie? I reviewed!
Kai: (raises eyebrow) I'd hardly call it a review, Flare.
Flare: But….
Kai: Do the disclaimer!
Flare: (glares) Fine, Kai no own Saiyuki!
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Sanzo sighed and lit a cigarette. "What the hell is taking them so long?" he muttered taking a drag off his smoke before heading towards the door. "I guess that leaves me to go find them." Sanzo proceeded outside only to hear a crunch under his feet. Looking down, Sanzo found Hakkai's now broken monocle along with one of Goku's shoes and what appeared to a large chunk of Goyjo's hair. "What the hell?" Sanzo remarked picking up the broken pieces of glass.
They will die and so will you, a voice stated as a small toy walked up to the priest, the lady will see to that.
Sanzo looked up and aimed his gun as the toy. "What are you going on about?" he inquired resisting the urge to shot the thing in the head.
The toy let out a sadistic bout of laughter. Not much time left for you to save your friends li... The toy's voice was cut off abruptly by the sound of gunfire.
Sanzo sighed as he walked towards the forest. "Well, I better got see what those idiot's have gotten themselves into this time," he muttered to himself.
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"Ow, my head." Goyjo complained as he came to, "Where the hell am I?" Goyjo ears perked up as heard a familiar laughter from across the room.
"What the hell happened to your hair, Kappa?" as obnoxious voice inquired as a short figure pointed to Goyjo's head. "It looks like you got in a fight with the lawnmower and lost!" the figure started to crack up again at the stupid joke.
Goyjo frowned as he reached up and touched his butchered hair. "My hair, shut up yah one shoed Monkey!" he shouted grabbing a hold of Goku. "What are you doing here anyways?"
Goku sighed. "I got caught in some magical trap net thing," he explained tugging on part of Goyjo's hair, "Who the hell is that chick anyways, she's wicked powerful and I wanna fight her!"
Goyjo gave Goku a confused look. "At least yours was a looker, Goku," he replied lighting a cigarette, "I had to fight Chin Yisou."
"Chin Yisou?" Goku repeated. "Isn't he that guy that messed with Hakkai's head?"
Goyjo glance around the small cell for Hakkai. "Speaking of Hakkai, where is he?" he asked as Goku gave him a shrug, "If something's happened to him I'm gonna kick some ass!"
"And how do you propose you do that, redhead?" a girl's voice questioned from the outside of Goyjo and Goku's cell. "You can even save yourselves."
"Who are you lady?" Goku demanded, chucking a rock at the figure, "Where's Hakkai?"
The girl smiled. "My name is Gabriel, I've been sent here to make sure you all die," she explained, "as for Hakkai, he's being entertained else where."
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Hakkai groaned as he came to. "Where am I?" he question out loud as he glanced around the room and found himself tied to chair. Hakkai grit his teeth in pain as he tried to free himself from the ropes only to cause his injured wrist and hand to begin to bleed again. "Well, I guess these ropes are a lot tougher then I thought." Hakkai's ears perked up at the sound of the door opening.
Chin Yisou smiled as he entered the dimly lit room where he was keeping Hakkai. "Well, well look who's up and awake," he said in a cheerful tone of voice as he watched Hakkai turn his head so he could who head entered the room, "I trust you had pleasant nap."
Hakkai growled as he caught sight of Chin Yisou. "Your new friend, she's a Necromancer is she not?" he asked as he eyed the fortune teller. "That's the only way you could be living again."
Chin Yisou's smiled widened as he walked towards Hakkai and grabbed a hold of his chin, making him look right in his eyes. "My, aren't you the smart one, Cho Gouno." he mocked brushing a few of Hakkai's mated bangs out of his face. "How else to you expect me to exact my revenge on you if I didn't have a body?"
Hakkai's eyes narrowed into a glare as he tried to wrench his chin out of Chin's grasp. "You know, when I kill someone I expect them to stay dead," he replied as he felt blood drop down his face due to Chin digging his nails into his skin, "And my name is Hakkai now."
Chin Yisou chuckled as he licked the blood off of his fingers. "Hakkai, Gouno, it doesn't matter to me," he remarked, "it doesn't matter how many times you change your name, you're still the same bastard that killed my entire clan and for that you will pay!"
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Kai: (still chipping away at her writer's block) Ahh…bloody hell!
Hakkai: (raises eyebrow) What's wrong Lady Kai?
Kai: (twitches) I hate writer's block.
Sanzo: (points gun at Kai) Kai, if I hear one more word about your writer's block I'm going to kill you.
Yami Kai: (smirks) Not unless I send you to the Yami no Realm first.
Sanzo: ….
Goyjo: (blinks) I'm seeing double Kai!
Kai: (smiles) Oh, that's my Yami, don't mind her. (walks off) Now to find the big guns and the sugar addicts dream! This is war!
Hakkai: Sugar addicts dream?
Goku: Big guns
Bakura: (sweatdrops) Pepsi and pixy sticks along with my Yami, hers and possibly Malik's, if she can find him.
Hakkai: this outta be interesting, please r/r!
