Kai: (sipping on sugar addicts dream) Ahh, nothing better then Pepsi and pixy sticks (smiles)
Hakkai: (sweatdrops) Why don't I like the sound of that combo, Kai-chan?
Goyjo: (shrugs) Oh I don't know, maybe it's cuz it'll make her hyper!
Bakura: (sighs) Bingo.
Kai: Now all I need is my master's of destruction and I will be free of this evil writer's block!
Sanzo: (twitches) What have I been telling you Kai! I don't wanna hear it! (chases Kai around waving his banishing gun)
Kai: (running away from Sanzo) Authoress abuse! Authoress abuse!
Yami Bakura: (walks in) Soo ka, doku?
Bakura: English Yami, this is American and we speak English.
Yune: No, we speak American damnit!
Kai: Shut up Yune! I don't own Saiyuki! Please R/R!
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Sanzo growled as he walked through the forest. He was pissed at the fact that he had to go save those idiots from whatever they had gotten themselves into and what was worse about the situation is that he was almost out of smokes. Those guys were going owe big. "Now if I were an evil psychopath where would I be hiding?" he questioned as he noticed a sign that was sticking out of the ground that said: This way Master Sanzo, with an arrow pointing into a cave. "Could they be anymore obvious?" Sanzo muttered as he walked into the cave's entrance with banishing gun in hand.
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"Damnit!" Goyjo cried out in frustration as he tried to break the bars the held he and Goku. "These bras are a lot stronger then they look."
"How long did it take you to figure that out, baldy?" Goku inquired as he threw rocks at the opposite wall.
Goyjo glared at the boy. "Well, it's not like you're doing anything to help, stupid Monkey!" he shouted. "All you can talk about is food."
"But I'm hungry, Goyjo!"
Goyjo rolled his eyes. "Yeah well, the soon we find Hakkai the sooner we can get food okay."
Goku's eyes lit up at the sound of someone going to get him food. "Okay, then what are we waiting for?" he asked. "Let's figure out how to get out of here!"
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Chin Yisou gave Hakkai a cruel smirk as he fingered a dagger. "I wonder how many of these it will take before I can get you to scream for me?" he inquired running his free hand through Hakkai's hair. "I would so enjoy hearing your pain."
Hakkai let out a whimper as he raised his head. "I don't plan on giving you the satisfaction, Chin Yisou," he snarled glaring at the fortune teller.
Chin Yisou chuckled at the comment. "Please allow me to change your mind, Cho Gouno," he replied shoving the dagger deep into Hakkai's side.
Hakkai closed his eyes in pain, but he still refused to cry out. "You'll have to do better then that," he managed to spit out before passing out again.
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Sanzo took a drag off his last cigarette as he turned the corner to find himself in a dungeon like setting. "How cheerful," he grumbled as he continued on his way only to run straight into Goyjo and Goku's cell.
"Well, if it isn't the damn Buddha Thumper," Goyjo remarked as he came up to the bared door, "Come to save us?"
"Shut up and give me a smoke," Sanzo replied glaring at the redhead, "I'm out."
Goyjo raised his eyebrow as Sanzo begin to work on picking the lock. "That's it!" he exclaimed. "That's the only reason you came to save us, to bum a smoke!"
Sanzo smirked as he heard the lock click open. "Why else would I come?" he asked as Goyjo walked over to Sanzo and handed him a smoke. "Where's Hakkai?"
Goyjo shrugged as he kicked Goku in the head. "Who knows," he stated watching Goku rub his eyes, "get up stupid Monkey, we have to go get Hakkai out of Chin Yisou grasp."
"Can't we get some food first?" Goku asked.
"Shut your mouth and move your ass, Goku!" Sanzo shouted pushing Goku in front of him.
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Kai: (bouncing off the walls) Chapter all done! Chapter all done! No more, no more!
Goyjo: (raises eyebrow) What the hell is that little girl on?
Yami Bakura: That would be sugar….I think.
Goyjo: God she's more annoyed then the Monkey!
Kai and Goku: (glares at Goyjo) We heard you perverted Kappa!
Goyjo: ….
Sanzo: (twitches) Just someone shut her up please, she's annoying the hell outta me!
Kai: (glares) See if I put a lot of you in the next chapter!
Hakkai: (sighs and picks Kai up) Please read/ review!
Kai: (grins) JA NE, TILL NEXT TIME!
Sanzo: SHUT UP! ALL OF YOU!
