Kai: (yawns) Tired, tired, tired, Kai is tired.

Hakkai: (sweatdrops) And this is why you shouldn't stay up till 6:00 in the morning.

Kai: (glares) Don't even start Hakkai; it's too damn early in the morning.

Sanzo: (reading the paper and smoking) At lest she isn't bouncing off the walls.

Goyjo: No, now all we have to deal with is a crabby authoress.

Sanzo: (shrugs) Not my problem, Goyjo.

Goyjo: (twitches) You're such a dick Sanzo.

Kai: (cuddles with Sanzo) Just start the chapter! (falls asleep)

Sanzo: (blinks) That little brat just feel asleep on me!

Goyjo: Karma bites ass. Kai doesn't own us but she does own Gabriel. So read and review!

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"Hey Sanzo, are we going around in circles?" Goku inquired. "I think I've seen that rock before."

Goyjo rolled his eyes at the boy. "How would you know if we passed that rock or not, Monkey?" he asked. "When every rock looks the same dumbass!"

"Would you two shut your holes?" Sanzo shouted, irritated. "I can't even here myself think."

Goyjo gave a mock gasp as he glanced over at Sanzo. "Oh forgive me oh exalted one!" he joked. "For keeping you from your mindless thoughts."

Sanzo growled and pointed his gun at Goyjo. "I dare you to say that again Kappa," he replied, wanting nothing more then to shoot Goyjo's head straight off his neck right then, "I'd really like to put a hole in your head."

"It's this way guys!" Goku piped in walking off in the other direction. "Hakkai is this way."

The two raised an eyebrow at him. "How do you know it's this way, Monkey?" Goyjo questioned before Sanzo could open his mouth.

"Cuz I smell blood," Goku answered walking down the corridor, "which means Hakkai is close by."

"Or dead," Goyjo joked a Sanzo nearly put a bullet in his head.

"Stop making jokes and open the door," Sanzo commanded glaring at the redhead. Goyjo gave a shrug as he opened the door and entered the small room with the priest and the monkey following behind him.

"Shit!" Goyjo cursed as he noticed Hakkai tied to a chair in the middle of the room; blood pooling under him. "Come on Hakkai, open your eyes!"

"Hakkai isn't dead, is he Sanzo?" Goku asked as he noticed all blood oozing from his stomach.

Sanzo gave a snort before tossing the ropes aside. "He's not dead, he's unconscious you idiot," he replied as he pulled a needle and thread out of his sleeve, "but if he loses any more blood he will be."

Goyjo raise an eyebrow as Sanzo began to sew Hakkai's stomach back together. "I was wondering where you kept all that stuff, Monk," he joked, "shouldn't you give him some Novocain or something first?"

Sanzo rolled his eyes. "Unless you'd like to shove Hakkai's insides back in yourself I suggest you shut your mouth and keep watch," he snapped, "and for the record, Novocain is for your mouth dumbass!"

Hakkai gave a moan as his eye fluttered open. "Sanzo?" he questioned, his voice sounded very raspy. "What are you doing here, Sanzo?"

"Well, so nice of you to wake up," Sanzo remarked not looking from his task, "be still Hakkai, this isn't something I exactly wanna screw up."

Hakkai gave a slight smile before whimpering again as he watched Sanzo pull the needle in and out of his side. "What's going on?" he questioned.

Sanzo growled as he stuck his finger with the pin. "Well, dear Goyjo and Goku are still a pain in my ass." he replied as he went back to work, while on the other side of the room Goyjo and Goku were staring at a new figure who had entered the room.

"Well, well, well, if it isn't Gouno's little friends" Chin Yisou began with the same smug smile on his face that he always had, "I was wondering when you were going to show up for a visit."

Goyjo glared daggers at the fortune teller. "Ahh Sanzo-sama, we got trouble!" he called out as he looked at Goku, who had just summoned his Nyoibo. "A little help would be nice!"

"Didn't I just tell you to shut your hole, Goyjo?" Sanzo shouted not even bothering to turn and see what he was bitching about. "And if I hear you say my name like that again I'm going to put a hole in your head."

Goku let out a yelp as he just barely dodged Chin Yisou's attack. "Come on Sanzo!" he cried out as he blocked again.

"You will die!" Chin shouted as he lunged at Goyjo.

Sanzo cursed under his breathe as he tied the knot in the stitches. "There, that should hold your insides in for now." he stated as he heard Goyjo recite every curse word known to man.

Hakkai smiled at the monk. "Thank you Sanzo, but now I think you should really go help Goku and Goyjo," he replied, "they look like they could use it."

Sanzo shrugged and pulled out a smoke. "Why bother?" he inquired pulling out his gun and pointed it behind him, not bothering to look where he aimed. "Didn't I tell you two to SHUT UP?" he fired off his warning shot conveniently capping Chin Yisou right between the eyes, making him disappear.

Goyjo's mouth hit the floor as Chin vanished. "That's bull-shit!" he declared eyeing the monk, who was helping Hakkai stand.

Goku grinning. "Way to go Sanzo!" he shouted. "Now Chin Yisou will stay dead for sure!"

Sanzo raised an eyebrow as he turned around, still supporting Hakkai. "Chin Yisou?" he questioned. "Where?"

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Kai: (grins) I think I leave it at that

Goyjo: That is so bull-shit and you know it Kai!

Kai: Oh quit your bitching, at least I put you in this chapter!

Goyjo: (scoffs) But where would this fic be with out me?

Kai: Oh get over yourself, Kappa!

Chin: (cries) I died…

Hakkai: (glares) You stuck daggers into me

Chin: (grins) Oh yeah, please r/r!