Dealing with the devil

Author's Note: I will admit, the first chapter was vague. Well now things get more complicated. Read & Review!

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Chapter 2: Not so pure

Hao Asakura looked around with a sigh of relief. It was two days later and Devy hadn't shown up. He had dreamt the whole thing up. Besides, he didn't need the devil's help did he?

"Didn't anyone ever tell you that I reappear at the exact time the person signs the contract?" she asked, suddenly appearing behind him.

"Ah!" he jumped, glaring at her. "Don't do that!"

"Yeah, yeah." she dismissed his glare with a wave of her hand. "So, have you decided what you want?"

"Isn't it possible to get all three?"

"Hmmmm... yes and no. Yes, but then I get you. No, because it's greedy." she said putting her hands on her hips.

"Ok then. Now, why do you want my Otouto's soul? Isn't it a little pure for hell?" he asked.

At that, Devy fell over laughing, tears in her eyes. Hao raised an eyebrow. What was so funny?

Finally she arranged herself and looked at him. "I'm sorry. I thought I heard you say pure. Please tell me you didn't say that?" she asked as he nodded, saying that he did. "No. No no no no no no." she shook a finger. "Far from it actually. He's not happily married to Anna. In fact, he's on the verge of snapping." she pinched her fingers together so that they almost touched. "He's this close to killing everyone in that house. He's about as evil as you are now." she finished.

"How the fuck is that possible!" asked Hao unable to believe that all this happened within a year.

"Come with me and I'll explain." she said putting a hend on his shoulder as they vanished in a puff of red smoke.

Hao looked around. "Where the hell is the air conditioning?" he asked opening his poncho to reveal his toned body. (A/N: I'm drooling just thinking about it.)

"We don't get air conditioning here." she said walking through a pair of double doors. "Welcome to hell!"

Hao's jaw dropped. It was a giant maze of staircases going upside down, sideways and right side up. At every landing was an opened door. Everything was on fire.

Hao followed her slowly as she named a few people who were there.

"We have Hitler, Richard III, Edgar Allen Poe, Hirohito and probably a few more you might recognize. No, we don't have -all- the lawyers. Stupid rumours." she scowled walking through another door, into an office.

A chair walked up to him and Hao took the hint and sat down. While he got comfortable, Devy began looking through a filing cabinet.

"Z, Y, X, W, V, U, T, S, R, Q, P, O, N, M, L, K, J, I, H, G, F, E, D, C, B, A at last!" she said pulling out a folder. "As we all know," she began, sitting down, snapping her fingers so that the door closed. "Not all marriages are happy and normal. Yoh is still being ordered around, even in bed, plus he's been raped like five times. He's gonna snap soon. That's why the head honcho upstairs, the Great Spirit himself, gave me jurisdiction of his soul when he dies. Get it?"

Hao nodded dumbly. She noticed the heat was getting to him. She brought him back to the real world in a puff of smoke.

"When you've figured out what you want, ring this." she said handing him a bell. "It's a devil's bell. Ring it, I'll come." she smiled a little and vanished.


A/N: Weehee. Yoh's going insane! We'll go check on Yoh next chapter! Read & Review!