DISCLAIMER: if I owned Inuyasha…I wouldn't be writing to u losers lol.
Ch. 2 Mud, Hay, Chicken food, and Don't Forget Poop
Kagome awoke with a start, her eyes full of white crap. She changed and then looked around with a satisfied grin when she remembered that today she was going to the market place to trade her herbs. Kaede was her sensei, at the moment. But she hoped soon she would be a wide-known healer.
A thump in the living room brought her back to reality. Remembering Inuyasha, she hopped up and ran to him. He was rubbing his toe. Looking up and seeing Kagome, he ceased and began to put in his act. "So, sleeping beauty awakes, eh? Feh, you make shit look good."
She scowled at him, although, she had already gotten used to his many insults. She walked over to him and, without his notice, looked at his toe. He had stubbed it somehow. She couldn't help but smirk. Trying to be polite she greeted him. "Ohayo gozaimus, Inuyasha-san."
He looked suspiciously at her. She turned away to begin breakfast. The second she turned away, Inuyasha began rubbing his neglected toe. He mumbled to himself. "You're stupid gate….I swear…"
All through breakfast, his small injury had given Kagome a small smile, but frown when she remembered he tried to leave again, but then smirked once more that he got his just desserts, and so on, and so on.
Inuyasha had glared at her as she made faces all through breakfast. He scooted himself a little away from her. "What's up with you?"
"Why'd you try to leave again? Didn't you hear me when I said stay?" Kagome rolled her eyes at him when he just shook his head with a raised eyebrow. "Oh, shut up."
Inuyasha glared. "No. Besides, I can't stay. Someone is waiting for me." Then a second later added, "She'll come looking for me."
Kagome raised her head slightly. "She?"
"It's none of your business." His hostility returned once more.
After breakfast, Kagome went and locked Inuyasha in her room to keep him from escaping, but, of course, it didn't work. Finally, Inuyasha got bored and went to sleep. Kagome took the opportunity to sneak away, but not before leaving a few surprises for him.
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"Ohayo, Kaede! Beautiful morning, huh?" Kagome went and greeted Kaede and almost dropped her basket full of dried herbs.
From behind Kaede, came her adopted son, Shippo couldn't leave him out of the story ya know… . "Hi, mommy! Me and Tamika were staying up late last night. We played games and then her parents got mad at us because-because-because-"
Kagome laughed at Shippo. As he continued to babbled on about his little "girlfriend." He really liked Kaede's niece, but he saved his especially mean joke's on her. She never seemed particularly happy about it.
Kaede led her and Shippo into her small stand, where Kaede had already sold a few things, including three Rosemary beads.
"Continue, I must go and tend someone. His daughter is ill." She paused and sighed. "I'm getting old for this. My feet are always aching. Oh, well."
Kagome stared off at her as she rounded the small, narrow road. Her long gray hair was still healthy. And her hunched shoulders and patch on her eye, made her seem older than she really was. She finally turned her attention to Shippo. "So, you ready to come home?"
"Yep, yep!" Shippo jumped up and down, but his small tail dropped a few Rosemary beads. He jumped down to pick it up. He ran back to Kagome where she picked him up once more. His green eyes darted toward the basket, where Kagome usually kept lunch. She always spent the whole day there with Kaede.
He uncovered the cloth, but was pushed away by Kagome. "What will you eat for lunch?"
He slumped down and began playing with a ladybug that had flown on top of his hand. Kagome had gotten bored, after a while. So she began to people watch. A young man immediately caught her eye.
He was about the same age as herself, he had brown short hair, and the reason he caught her eye was because he was staring at her. Shippo soon noticed his mother's stares. "That's Hojo. He's weird."
Kagome tried to smirk, but she seemed rather uneasy. Suddenly, Kaede appeared.
"That's enough for today." Kaede waddled over to Kagome and began putting away her goods.
"What? Why? It is still noon! What's going on?" Kagome tried to sound worried but, she wanted to get home anyway. Inuyasha might leave and this was the first person she had actually tried to heal. Usually, Kaede helped the sick. So, she was determined to help Inuyasha.
"Nothing. I guess I won't be teaching you anything today." She paused and thought then responded when Shippo poked her. "Ah, yes. It's just that this young girl needs my help and I'll be gone all day."
((What a stroke of luck!)) "That's too bad Kaede…"
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Inuyasha heard small footsteps leaving. He rolled over and groaned. Outside he saw a young boy hurrying. Remembering Kagome he thought how much this girl made him sleep!
He looked around the small hut for Kagome, but she was no where to be seen. He chuckled to himself. "What a loser bitch."
He opened the door that was partially open. He pulled it all the way open and a bucket of mud fell on his head. "AH! What the fuc--"
He stepped out side and took off the bucket. "Thinks she can be smart with me, huh? Feh." He refilled the bucket with mud and placed it on the door just how it had been. "She'll think I was too clever for her."
He turned around and tried to wipe the remaining mud off himself. And doing so made him slip on cow dung, which, in turn made him fall in hay. And as he tried to roll away he landed in chicken seeds. ((Great, mud, hay, and chicken food and don't forget poop)) .
"Well, I can't leave like this." Inuyasha walked toward the small stream in the back of Kagome's hut. That was the only thing he liked about her home.
He muttered to himself and cursed everything that lived and breathed. How could he have fallen for that???
Suddenly, he saw Kagome with a small demon boy. "Oh, shit!" Inuyasha didn't want to get embarrassed like this. It was bad enough he was being held hostage by a girl.
He quickly tried to scrub himself but soon slowed to a stop when he heard a young boy's laughter and a different muffled laugh.
"Shut the hell up!" Turning his back, Inuyasha continued to bathe himself. When he had finished, he climbed into his clothes and stood to think. "Might as well stay here. Could use a servant…"
Inuyasha walked inside where he saw Shippo helping Kagome take the bucket off the door. When that was done, Shippo walked over to Inuyasha.
"You're dumb."
This earned the small boy a hit on the head, which, in turned, earned Inuyasha a bucket of mud all over again.
"Go clean yourself up! What a jerk. He was only stating facts." Kagome ushered Inuyasha outside.
Shippo and Kagome sat down in peace to enjoy their lunch, while Inuyasha yelled insults at them every now and then.
A burst in the door caused Shippo and Kagome to jump, while Inuyasha, cluelessly continued to shout at them.
"Please! Help! I found this girl not far from here." A young man, most likely a monk, held a bloody girl.
He settled her in the center of the room as Shippo walked behind him. "My mommy can heal her."
The young man looked at Kagome expectantly. "I-I-I-"
She looked at the young girl. She couldn't get Kaede because it would take too long and she was with someone else.
Kagome kneeled down next to the young girl. "Take her clothes off and bring me my herbs, Shippo."
A/N hi! I'm ducki ((or squishy ducki as a certain retard I know likes to call me)) and I'm helping some retard write this story. I wrote this chapter by myself so be nice, but a few hot headed ppl can tell me what they think too lol. Anyway this is our first fan fic so…yeah. Judge us.
