Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha. If he was mine I would be doing something with him…step aside Kagome…just step aside…

Chapter 3 raw man ((you'll understand later))

Sango woke up in pain. ((Ugh. I hate mornings)) she looked to the right and saw the man who saved her on the right a liiiittle too close to her boob.

SLAP!! Was the first thing Kagome heard when she got out of the bathroom.

"Oh what happened?!" She said when she noticed the man, from yesterday, his cheek was all red and puffed up like ball and saw a red faced woman for an unknown reason …

"PERVERT!!" Sango was pulling the mans hair.

When she turned around and saw Kagome she was embarrassed. All of a sudden, she found the floor very interesting.

"Um… are u ok….?" Kagome held a hand to the man.

"My name is Miroku. I am a Buddhist." He said gratefully taking her hand.

"Oh ya that's Miroku… the man who tried to pay me for…ahem ahem," then whispered "sexual immortality..." Sango said hitting a hand that was starting to wander.

"Pleasure gives peace to the human mind, and more so to the human body." Miroku said putting his palms together and bowing low so the tips of his fingers slid down Sangos waist line.

Kagome watched in horror "oh my gosh! You pervert!" she paused "that still doesn't explain what happened! ((Gasp)) Miroku was going to rape you!! It all comes together now!!"

Sango sweat drops and shrugs and goes with Kagome with tension marks all their heads to kill Miroku.

((A/N: just for fun…))

Then out of the blue a jerry Springer crowd comes out from behind Sango and Kagome and start yelling "BEAT THAT WHORE! BEAT THAT WHORE!" then they disappear and everyone forgets that happened and go on with their lives.

((A/N: see? That was fun…))

Miroku cowering in fear saying "Wait! Wait! I'm against violence. A con-violent-person!"

Kagome thinks about this then yells "But you're a pro…rape…guy…person…ya!!"

Sango leans in and flicks Miroku on the head. Then Miroku start whimpering and yelling as if in pain.

"Right." Kagome said not even paying attention to him, "And your name is….?"

"Sango. It's Sango" she said giving Miroku evil glares.

"Shit! Do you guys have to be so fucking loud!?" Inuyasha said staggering out of his room.

"Inuyasha, I'm sure you remember are friends from yesterday." She held her hand to a woman whose hair was black and tied in a pony tail. Wearing bandages on the top of her chest and black pants." This is Sango." Then she held her hand in front of a man who hair was also black and tied in a short pony tail. He was wearing black and purple robes with a staff in his hand. "And this is Miroku."

"Uh…right. Why are you guys making a big fuss anyway?" Inuyasha said not paying any attention to her.

"Well… it started... when I was minding my own business-"Sango began.

"Oh ya! Telling people off is your own business! Ha!" Miroku said laughing.

"Boring story" Inuyasha said leaving the room and leaving them there.

"So friendly…isn't he?" Sango said clearly annoyed by Inuyashas action.

Kagome appears with popcorn and was already sharing with Miroku saying "popcorn?" then to Sango "continue."

Sango rolls her eyes "I was minding my own business" ((evil glare toward Miroku)) "and Miroku was trying to buy me…((smirks)) a few hard hits on the head solved my problem. So I was walking away and I heard some one following me and I thought it was Miroku. I really wasn't afraid but after a while it was getting tiring so I told him to come out and instead of Miroku a man came and tried to knock me out, but I wouldn't give in and I guess in the process I got bloody and bruised. Then I got knocked out. And...I'm here."

Miroku smiled happily "Good thing I was stalking you because then u would have died"

Sango opened her mouth to say something, but was cut short by a loud rumbling sound. They both turned to look at Miroku.

"What? Oh that! Well I guess it's time for breakfast. Yes?" Miroku said patting his belly.

"Uh... right….." both girls said.

Sango, confused, asked Miroku "Weren't you full with all the popcorn?"

Looking at the floor sadly he shook his head "Kagome ate it all"

Kagome put on an innocent face and pretended to be offended by mirokus statement. "What?!" smiling she showed a big piece of popcorn in between her teeth. "does it look like I ate the popcorn!?"

"Um... no of course not…" Sango said.

Coming out from where he was Inuyasha said " I'm starving. Where breakfast?"

"Um… Kagome ate it all?" Miroku said shrugging.

"Don't worry I'll make more" Kagome said putting on her apron.

"So…how much was it?" Inuyasha asked whispering to Miroku.

"Oh! It was a feast. I was going to take one bite, but then she ate it all!" Miroku said smiling.

"Really!?" said Inuyasha not realizing that it was a joke. "Man! How do you not get fat?"

"Uh…well…I…I…" Kagome stammered.

"Aw forget it you stupid whore." Inuyasha said waving her away.

Kagome looked like she was going to explode from anger, but then quickly turned to a smile.

"Well…I'll just fix breakfast" Kagome said with an evil grin.

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Inuyasha came and smelled the food. When he came in the room he already saw Miroku and Sango sitting down. "So… where's my food?" he said creeping into the room.

"I dun no…where is it?" Kagome said cleaning her plate.

"I ATE IT!" Shippo said jumping up and down.

"How can you be so sleepy one second and be jumping up and down the other second?" Sango said looking at the jumpy Shippo.

"The runt ate it?!" Inuyasha yelled hitting Shippo on the head.

"Well…he had to eat! And….oops…I guess since I'm a STUPID WHORE I forgot to make you one…" Kagome said knowing she was lying.

"Well what am I suppose to eat!" Inuyasha yelled pointing at his stomach frantically.

"Oh… I dun no…. Why don't you try to cook for yourself? I'm sure you're smarter than me, the stupid whore." Kagome retorted.

"Fine! I can cook!" Inuyasha said not wanting to give in.

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Kagome sighed and went outside to see the sunset. The sun was so nice with all the colors.

A noise caught her attention. She looked around but saw nothing then she heard it again this time she looked up to a tree and saw Inuyasha on a branch with his back facing her.

"Oi! Inuyasha!" she yelling calling to him

"Huh? What?" he turned his head left and right. Then spotted Kagome. "Whoa whoa!!" He yelled falling from the tree branch.

Coming out of a hole a squirrel came out waving her fist in the air at Inuyasha.

Kagome looked at Inuyasha to see if he was ok. And laughed at the sight she saw. Inuyashas cheeks were stuffed with something.

Just when she was wondering what it could be, an acorn popped out of his mouth and landed at his feet.

"Ha ha ha! You were eating acorns?!" Kagome said falling to the floor laughing.

"Well…it's good to eat stuff from nature!" Inuyasha said trying to protect himself.

"Oh then I guess the ramen I made is not good 'cause its not from nature." Kagome said still laughing.

Inuyasha drooled at the word ramen making Kagome laugh more.

While he was drooling Miroku and Sango came out and started laughing their heads off.

The Inuyasha felt a tug at his pant leg. Looking down he saw Shippo and said "what?"

Shippo signaled to his mouth and said "you're drooling big time"

Inuyasha wiped the drool and hit Shippo.

"What?! I was only trying to help you!" Shippo said rubbing his head.

Kagome recovering from what just happened and said "lets go inside guys." And then slapped Inuyasha on the way.

"What the hell did you do that for?" Inuyasha said following Kagome in a rage.

"For hitting Shippo" she said simply.

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Once inside Kagome said "Well it's late and time for Shippo to go to bed"

"Ya ya good night" Inuyasha said too occupied with eating the ramen Kagome had given him.

Just when Kagome turned they heard a knock at the door.

Inuyasha smelled the air and said "told you she was going to look for me."

Kagome put her hand to the door handle and slowly turned the handle…

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A/N: time for a cliffy! Yay! Ok not many people reading but I like the story so far… so I'm going to continue. Ok so who is she? What will happen? Ok well please read and review! Ok well um… oh ya! Thanks to my squishy ducki for some ideas (Jerry Springer crowd...watches too much TV…) and when I had writers block. Ok now bye.