The Party
Authoress: weee!!! *spins around in chair of all swirleyness* Now, for you ignorant masses of flesh, in case you forgot...REVENGE ON HIEI!!!!!!...yeah, and the Captain Towel Man, but that's not 'til later...
Hiei: -.-;...you wish to be crisped, don't you
Authoress: Nope! But I know of a certain little half fire demon, half koorime who would love to go frolicking with fluff balls...and tell Kurama his true feelings!!!
Hiei: O.O;;;;...you wouldn't!
Authoress: Fwa na ha! I will, if you don't stop annoyin' me!!! Yeah, we all knew Hiei and Kurama have somethin' goin' on!!!!...*glances around room*...but this ain't a Yaoi story...that's for when I think of a good plot...I've read too many PWPs...not good for the innocent mind...o.O...anyways, now that we've got dat established, on to Chapter two of the insanity!!!
Disclaimer: I told you last time, I own nothing...and I never will...hold your holy Koenma *glances around, nodding head at suggestion from split personalities*...Bikini UNDIES!!!...I've got a pencil...it's got silver and red...O.O so shiney...
Chapter Two: Revenge on Hiei and the Captain Towel Man
We last left our tormented bishonens drunk and hypnotized by HGTV...and Hiei's pissed off about something Chu did... *smiles evilly*
~Back Outside~
Roseanne, Vicky, Nikki, and Jessie were watching the three demons and one human walk around, planting colorful flowers and trees when Chu came running outside. The second the screen door shut, a scream (very feminine sounding)...erupted from the house.
Chu began laughing once the screams stopped echoing and Roseanne, Nikki, Vicky, and Jessie raced into the house to see what happened, but stopped dead in their tracks when they saw what Chu was laughing about.
Kenshin was trying hard not to laugh, but he was smiling slightly. Hiei just stood there, dumbfounded, holding a mirror in his hand. Nikki, Vicky, and Jessie began hysterically laughing while Roseanne just raised her left eyebrow.
"Nice hair, Hiei!!!" Nikki, now close to tears from laughing so hard, snickered. She was referring to the cold-hearted fire demon's new "hair color."
"I hope that's not...*snort*...permanent!" Jessie said, trying to sound concerned, but failing very badly at it.
Hiei stood as still as a statue, looking down at the mirror.
"Hiei...don't worry, it'll come out," Roseanne tried to comfort him.
"HOPEFULLY!!!" Nikki and Jessie screamed and Vicky was still laughing so hard, she couldn't say anything.
Roseanne and Kenshin just stared at Hiei's hair, which was dyed (accidentally) with blue, green, red, yellow, purple, and orange food coloring...or something along those lines... His hair looked like the clown wings...but not poofy...Sano walked into the kitchen, staring at Hiei's hair, laughing.
"Come on, Hiei," Roseanne said and Hiei followed her into the bathroom to...attempt...to wash out the coloring.
For an hour, Roseanne scrubbed Hiei's rainbow hair, but, even though she got most of it out, Hiei's hair was still a little colorful. While Roseanne washed Hiei's hair, Vicky, Nikki, and Jessie supervised the rest of their guests. Jessie watched Touya, Koenma, and Sano, Vicky had Suzaku, Yusuke, Jin, and Kurama, and Nikki made sure that Kenshin and Chu didn't blow up the house...or burn it down...
Koenma and Touya finished the redecorating project around dinner time. By then, they had Sano sew so many things, the poor rooster (authoress grins) ran out of thread and band-Aids (he dept prinking himself and couldn't find thimbles, in case none of you figured that one out).
Kurama, ZuZu, Yusuke, and Jin walked into the house, covered in mud and something smelling like shit. Nikki and Vicky sent all of them upstairs to take showers.
Roseanne, and a very unhappy Hiei, came out of the bathroom at the same time Jessie, Koenma, Touya, and Sano emerged from the family room that was now blue and pink. (-.-...pink...)
"What the hell is that?!" Roseanne asked as she, and everyone else, covered their noses.
"Our gardeners found the fertilizer," Vicky replied, coming downstairs.
"Oh shit!" Nikki exclaimed.
"Yep, fertilizer is shit..." Jessie said.
"No, that!" Nikki pointed at Vicky. Everyone, including Vicky, turned to look at what she was talking about.
Kurama, ZuZu, and Jin were standing behind Vicky and were, well, butt naked (YEAH!! Authoress does a victory dance in swirly chair). They were attempting to cover themselves (Authoress shakes head in disappointment).
"AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!" TOWELS!!!! what don't you get about TOWELS!?!!?!" Vicky screamed as she whirled around to stare at an extremely fascinating wall across the room. Everyone else was a bit too stunned to turn away as quickly.
"Um...it's Yusuke's fault!" Suzaku complained, pointing upstairs. (Authoress: OH yeah!!!!)...ZuZu, very quickly, put his hand back down, blushing. Kurama and Jin just nodded in agreement.
"What did he --" Jessie began to ask, but something fluffy jumped over the banister and went flying after Kurama, Jin, and ZuZu.
"What the fuck!?" Roseanne asked. The big blur stopped chasing after the three, who were desperately trying to find anything to cover themselves with.
"What the hell is that?!" Nikki pointed at the mound of towels.
The pile of towels began moving towards Koenma, Touya, Jessie, Roseanne, and Hiei. The towels began to talk, "I am CAPTAIN TOWEL MAN!!!!!"
The towels then began singing and Yusuke's head emerged from the mound. He leapt around the room as everyone else stared at him, mouths gaping.
"Captain Towel Man??" Jessie and Nikki snorted. Everyone burst out laughing.
"Would you please give them towels?! Oh great master *snicker* of the *snort* towels??!" Roseanne pointed at Kurama, Jin, and ZuZu, who were now hiding behind Jessie and Nikki.
"NEVER!!! Those evildoers will never receive towels from me, the great Captain Towel Man!!!" Yusuke replied, starting his theme song over again.
"Pain in the ass!" Jessie exclaimed as Yusuke fell to the floor, unconscious. She held up a small tube and picked a red dart out of Yusuke's neck. "I knew those tranquilizer darts would come in handy one day."
Vicky and Roseanne dragged Yusuke halfway out of the pile before realizing he was also butt naked under all fo the towels. "You just had to shoot him?!" Roseanne asked her younger sister.
"Yep. Anyways, Vicky should have been watching them!" Jessie replied.
"Oh, sure! Pin it on me!" I'm not going to watch them take showers!" Vicky retorted.
"Why not?" Roseanne, Jessie, and Nikki questioned curiously.
"Hey! Looks like I made it just in time for the fun," a voice said as a small, Chinese-looking punk teenager walked into the house, looking from Suzaku, to Jin, to Kurama, and to an unconscious Yusuke, who was still wrapped halfway in towels.
"Hello, Miss Ashley," Kenshin said to the new, and uninvited guest.
"Hi Kenshin," Ashley raised her eyebrow, trying to imagine what was going on here. "Strip poker? Or maybe...Truth or Dare?...OOOOO...a new version of Spin the Bottle?"
"No, they were taking showers and Yusuke stole their towels," Nikki explained.
"Okay, then..." Ashley looked a little confused. "I brought a little drinkie!"
"Hey, don't let them see that! They're already smashed as it is!" Jessie said as Ashley pulled out a case of beer, but it was too late...their guests already saw the beer.
"Yay! Time to have some fun!" Suzaku and Jin wrapped towels from Yusuke's mound around themselves and walked over to Ashley and after a moment, Kurama did the same.
"Oh no you don't!" Roseanne pulled a 2 x 4 out of nowhere (where does she get these?
^-^;; We don't wanna know...) And knocked the three unconscious. She then continued to slam the 2 x 4 into the heads of the rest of their guests, giving them large lumps on their heads.
"Woah, psycho bitch on the loose!" Jessie whispered to Nikki.
"Roseanne, you didn't have to knock them all out!" Vicky protested.
"Well, I'm not going to let them destroy our house, like they did Nikki's. Anyway, they wouldn't have time to rebuild it! Mom and Dad are going to be home in a few days," Roseanne replied.
"Where'd your parents go?" Nikki asked curiously.
"Dunno...they told us, but we weren't listening..." Vicky explained.
"Now, when they wake up...they're going to have hangovers...Ashley! Put that beer downstairs and lock the door so they can't get it," Jessie ordered.
"Okay," Ashley went down into the basement and returned in a few minutes.
"Well, this day couldn't possibly get any worse..." Nikki said.
Authoress:wooohooo!!! 'nother chappy!!! Sorry, but I didn't want to have a chapter over a few pages...and the next part will be great...and long...I think...but if you, my audience, have any humorous ideas to add to the story, go ahead and suggest it...my mind is having perverted thoughts, so...I want to keep this at PG 13...the next story will be of Hiei and Kurama...I think...
Hiei: What about me killing that rock with legs?
Authoress:...that'll be in that fanfic too...but it'll be mainly about you and Kurama...yeah...don't try saying nothing has happened between you two...so...how did it happen?
Hiei:...you want to die painfully, don't you?
Authoress: Koenma will just bring me back...^____^;...but until I finish the next chapter...When All Heaven and Hell Breaks Loose...just by the chapter, you can tell...something baaaddd happens...but it'll be entertaining for you people...
Also…thank you animebaby08060 and FluffysBijin05...people reviewing my insanity…and now…I must ready your stories!!!
Authoress: weee!!! *spins around in chair of all swirleyness* Now, for you ignorant masses of flesh, in case you forgot...REVENGE ON HIEI!!!!!!...yeah, and the Captain Towel Man, but that's not 'til later...
Hiei: -.-;...you wish to be crisped, don't you
Authoress: Nope! But I know of a certain little half fire demon, half koorime who would love to go frolicking with fluff balls...and tell Kurama his true feelings!!!
Hiei: O.O;;;;...you wouldn't!
Authoress: Fwa na ha! I will, if you don't stop annoyin' me!!! Yeah, we all knew Hiei and Kurama have somethin' goin' on!!!!...*glances around room*...but this ain't a Yaoi story...that's for when I think of a good plot...I've read too many PWPs...not good for the innocent mind...o.O...anyways, now that we've got dat established, on to Chapter two of the insanity!!!
Disclaimer: I told you last time, I own nothing...and I never will...hold your holy Koenma *glances around, nodding head at suggestion from split personalities*...Bikini UNDIES!!!...I've got a pencil...it's got silver and red...O.O so shiney...
Chapter Two: Revenge on Hiei and the Captain Towel Man
We last left our tormented bishonens drunk and hypnotized by HGTV...and Hiei's pissed off about something Chu did... *smiles evilly*
~Back Outside~
Roseanne, Vicky, Nikki, and Jessie were watching the three demons and one human walk around, planting colorful flowers and trees when Chu came running outside. The second the screen door shut, a scream (very feminine sounding)...erupted from the house.
Chu began laughing once the screams stopped echoing and Roseanne, Nikki, Vicky, and Jessie raced into the house to see what happened, but stopped dead in their tracks when they saw what Chu was laughing about.
Kenshin was trying hard not to laugh, but he was smiling slightly. Hiei just stood there, dumbfounded, holding a mirror in his hand. Nikki, Vicky, and Jessie began hysterically laughing while Roseanne just raised her left eyebrow.
"Nice hair, Hiei!!!" Nikki, now close to tears from laughing so hard, snickered. She was referring to the cold-hearted fire demon's new "hair color."
"I hope that's not...*snort*...permanent!" Jessie said, trying to sound concerned, but failing very badly at it.
Hiei stood as still as a statue, looking down at the mirror.
"Hiei...don't worry, it'll come out," Roseanne tried to comfort him.
"HOPEFULLY!!!" Nikki and Jessie screamed and Vicky was still laughing so hard, she couldn't say anything.
Roseanne and Kenshin just stared at Hiei's hair, which was dyed (accidentally) with blue, green, red, yellow, purple, and orange food coloring...or something along those lines... His hair looked like the clown wings...but not poofy...Sano walked into the kitchen, staring at Hiei's hair, laughing.
"Come on, Hiei," Roseanne said and Hiei followed her into the bathroom to...attempt...to wash out the coloring.
For an hour, Roseanne scrubbed Hiei's rainbow hair, but, even though she got most of it out, Hiei's hair was still a little colorful. While Roseanne washed Hiei's hair, Vicky, Nikki, and Jessie supervised the rest of their guests. Jessie watched Touya, Koenma, and Sano, Vicky had Suzaku, Yusuke, Jin, and Kurama, and Nikki made sure that Kenshin and Chu didn't blow up the house...or burn it down...
Koenma and Touya finished the redecorating project around dinner time. By then, they had Sano sew so many things, the poor rooster (authoress grins) ran out of thread and band-Aids (he dept prinking himself and couldn't find thimbles, in case none of you figured that one out).
Kurama, ZuZu, Yusuke, and Jin walked into the house, covered in mud and something smelling like shit. Nikki and Vicky sent all of them upstairs to take showers.
Roseanne, and a very unhappy Hiei, came out of the bathroom at the same time Jessie, Koenma, Touya, and Sano emerged from the family room that was now blue and pink. (-.-...pink...)
"What the hell is that?!" Roseanne asked as she, and everyone else, covered their noses.
"Our gardeners found the fertilizer," Vicky replied, coming downstairs.
"Oh shit!" Nikki exclaimed.
"Yep, fertilizer is shit..." Jessie said.
"No, that!" Nikki pointed at Vicky. Everyone, including Vicky, turned to look at what she was talking about.
Kurama, ZuZu, and Jin were standing behind Vicky and were, well, butt naked (YEAH!! Authoress does a victory dance in swirly chair). They were attempting to cover themselves (Authoress shakes head in disappointment).
"AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!" TOWELS!!!! what don't you get about TOWELS!?!!?!" Vicky screamed as she whirled around to stare at an extremely fascinating wall across the room. Everyone else was a bit too stunned to turn away as quickly.
"Um...it's Yusuke's fault!" Suzaku complained, pointing upstairs. (Authoress: OH yeah!!!!)...ZuZu, very quickly, put his hand back down, blushing. Kurama and Jin just nodded in agreement.
"What did he --" Jessie began to ask, but something fluffy jumped over the banister and went flying after Kurama, Jin, and ZuZu.
"What the fuck!?" Roseanne asked. The big blur stopped chasing after the three, who were desperately trying to find anything to cover themselves with.
"What the hell is that?!" Nikki pointed at the mound of towels.
The pile of towels began moving towards Koenma, Touya, Jessie, Roseanne, and Hiei. The towels began to talk, "I am CAPTAIN TOWEL MAN!!!!!"
The towels then began singing and Yusuke's head emerged from the mound. He leapt around the room as everyone else stared at him, mouths gaping.
"Captain Towel Man??" Jessie and Nikki snorted. Everyone burst out laughing.
"Would you please give them towels?! Oh great master *snicker* of the *snort* towels??!" Roseanne pointed at Kurama, Jin, and ZuZu, who were now hiding behind Jessie and Nikki.
"NEVER!!! Those evildoers will never receive towels from me, the great Captain Towel Man!!!" Yusuke replied, starting his theme song over again.
"Pain in the ass!" Jessie exclaimed as Yusuke fell to the floor, unconscious. She held up a small tube and picked a red dart out of Yusuke's neck. "I knew those tranquilizer darts would come in handy one day."
Vicky and Roseanne dragged Yusuke halfway out of the pile before realizing he was also butt naked under all fo the towels. "You just had to shoot him?!" Roseanne asked her younger sister.
"Yep. Anyways, Vicky should have been watching them!" Jessie replied.
"Oh, sure! Pin it on me!" I'm not going to watch them take showers!" Vicky retorted.
"Why not?" Roseanne, Jessie, and Nikki questioned curiously.
"Hey! Looks like I made it just in time for the fun," a voice said as a small, Chinese-looking punk teenager walked into the house, looking from Suzaku, to Jin, to Kurama, and to an unconscious Yusuke, who was still wrapped halfway in towels.
"Hello, Miss Ashley," Kenshin said to the new, and uninvited guest.
"Hi Kenshin," Ashley raised her eyebrow, trying to imagine what was going on here. "Strip poker? Or maybe...Truth or Dare?...OOOOO...a new version of Spin the Bottle?"
"No, they were taking showers and Yusuke stole their towels," Nikki explained.
"Okay, then..." Ashley looked a little confused. "I brought a little drinkie!"
"Hey, don't let them see that! They're already smashed as it is!" Jessie said as Ashley pulled out a case of beer, but it was too late...their guests already saw the beer.
"Yay! Time to have some fun!" Suzaku and Jin wrapped towels from Yusuke's mound around themselves and walked over to Ashley and after a moment, Kurama did the same.
"Oh no you don't!" Roseanne pulled a 2 x 4 out of nowhere (where does she get these?
^-^;; We don't wanna know...) And knocked the three unconscious. She then continued to slam the 2 x 4 into the heads of the rest of their guests, giving them large lumps on their heads.
"Woah, psycho bitch on the loose!" Jessie whispered to Nikki.
"Roseanne, you didn't have to knock them all out!" Vicky protested.
"Well, I'm not going to let them destroy our house, like they did Nikki's. Anyway, they wouldn't have time to rebuild it! Mom and Dad are going to be home in a few days," Roseanne replied.
"Where'd your parents go?" Nikki asked curiously.
"Dunno...they told us, but we weren't listening..." Vicky explained.
"Now, when they wake up...they're going to have hangovers...Ashley! Put that beer downstairs and lock the door so they can't get it," Jessie ordered.
"Okay," Ashley went down into the basement and returned in a few minutes.
"Well, this day couldn't possibly get any worse..." Nikki said.
Authoress:wooohooo!!! 'nother chappy!!! Sorry, but I didn't want to have a chapter over a few pages...and the next part will be great...and long...I think...but if you, my audience, have any humorous ideas to add to the story, go ahead and suggest it...my mind is having perverted thoughts, so...I want to keep this at PG 13...the next story will be of Hiei and Kurama...I think...
Hiei: What about me killing that rock with legs?
Authoress:...that'll be in that fanfic too...but it'll be mainly about you and Kurama...yeah...don't try saying nothing has happened between you two...so...how did it happen?
Hiei:...you want to die painfully, don't you?
Authoress: Koenma will just bring me back...^____^;...but until I finish the next chapter...When All Heaven and Hell Breaks Loose...just by the chapter, you can tell...something baaaddd happens...but it'll be entertaining for you people...
Also…thank you animebaby08060 and FluffysBijin05...people reviewing my insanity…and now…I must ready your stories!!!
