The Party
Authoress: O.O;;;...now, I'm going to die before I'm old enough to...*thinks for a
moment*...drink (legally)...drive...and get out of high school...NOOOOO........oo..ooo...o...
Hiei: -.-*...I don't know her...
Authoress:^___^...all better, was just thinking that once my family finds and reads one of my
stories, I'm going to die painfully...yep...and not just my fanfics...got a whooolle long novel that I
must finish before my friends kill me to find out what happens to my characters...yeah, it's
great...so interesting, my one friend Sammy read over two hundred pages of it in a few days...I
don't think she slept much...oh well...no hair from my furry nose...I am a bit of an insomniac, but
that's okay!!! DAMN YOU TWEEZERS!!!!...they're the weapons of Sessomaru...
Side Note: Sesshy (a.k.a. Fluffy) is Satan, he told the Ouija board so...yeah, having demons haunt
a wooden board at 5:00 pm isn't a good thing...and Koenma (God) told us we'd die that night
when the DVD player exploded...didn't happen...obviously...unless the furry aliens of fluffy
cuteness sucked our memories of all of that happening out of our ears with green bendy
straws!!!!...I knew they allied with the spleens with apposable thumbs...they'll take over the
world!!! Protect your bottled water!!!!...sorry, little outburst...now, on to...*converses with self
for moment* 'now what were we doing?' 'Dunno...you were the one rambling on for no good
reason' 'we were typing a new part to the fanfic...' 'Oh, yeah...'
Authoress: Now, on to part three of the insanity...they'll never get my Aquifina..
Disclaimer: No matter how many times you silly English pig dogs ask, I own
nothing...nada...zilch...wait...I have...something...I think...
It's a piece of paper!!!!...but it's covered in lint...damn the lint of all impending doom!!! Yeah,
we all knew that the fuzz balls, spleens, lint, and dust bunnies were going to take over...I don't
own Aquifina or Taco Bell...but I sometimes wished I did...
FREE SPORKS!!!!!!!! ^___^
Chapter Three:
When All Heaven and Hell Breaks Loose
When we last left our poor, tortured bishonens, they were unconscious...now, two hours later...
"Why did you say things couldn't possibly get any worse, Nikki?" Roseanne asked, staring
at their ten guests, who were now awake and back to normal...sort of... "You jinxed
it...AAAHHH Get it off...get it off!!!"
As Nikki and Jessie tried pulling a little fire demon off Roseanne's head, Vicky rounded up
the other toddlers. "What the fuck happened?!" Jessie asked no one in particular as she landed on
her butt, holding a squirming baby Hiei.
"The demon alcohol was spiked with the fruit of the next life..." Koenma explained.
"And what about you!?" Roseanne asked angrily. Koenma was a toddler, too, but the rest
of the guests couldn't even form a sentence. "You haven't changed."
"Well, actually I have, but I've gotten used to being a child. The side effects shouldn't last
that long for Kurama...but everyone else...considering on how much they had, should return to
normal in a few days," Koenma replied.
"Well that is especially fascinating and all, but could you get this demon off my back!?!
Owww...your claws hurt!" Nikki exclaimed, trying to grab a baby Youko off of her back.
"They'll be like this for a few days?" Jessie repeated in horror as between Vicky and
herself, ripped Youko Kurama off Nikki's back.
"Yes...I'd say about a week, a little longer for Chu and Jin, though," Koenma stated,
hiding behind Jessie's leg as Roseanne gave him a death glare.
"Hiei's going to kill you when they return to normal," Nikki said to Koenma as she tried
to stop Kenshin from crying when Sano took away his toy.
"It's not my fault!" Koenma protested.
"I hate kids!" Roseanne screamed as Chu began gnawing on her leg. Jessie raced over and
pulled the demon off Roseanne's leg and tucked him under an arm, next to a very pissed off
looking Yusuke. "I'm never going to have kids!"
"Well, you're not helping to keep them under control!" Ashley argued. Jin began crying,
which for no reason, made all of the other toddlers, except for Koenma, cry.
"Why are we being tortured!? This is cruel and unusual punishment!" Roseanne yelled,
covering her ears.
"I thought I couldn't become more insane..." Ashley commented.
"AAHHH!! Don't say that! We're gonna get sent to an insane asylum!" Nikki exclaimed.
"Yeah, don't give Him any ideas!" Jessie agreed, grabbing a butcher's knife from Kenshin
while Nikki restrained Hiei from going near the stove.
"Yes, I'm sure my father just wants to torture you for his own sick entertainment by
sending you to an asylum," Koenma said sarcastically, ducking so he couldn't be hit by pans that
Suzaku was throwing around the room.
Finally, after many arguments, profanity filled outbursts, races throughout the house, and
an hour of the dreaded, most evil creation of animedom...Pokèmon...(aaahhh..save us!), nine of
the ten warrior-turned toddlers were sleeping on couches and chairs.
"Well, that was fun." Ashley sighed.
"What are we going to do with them when they wake up?" Roseanne asked as she stared
at the sleeping guests.
"So, in about a week, they should be back to normal..." Jessie glanced over at Koenma,
who was still awake.
"What the fuck did we ever do to deserve this?" Nikki asked no one in particular as she
attempted to get off the couch without disturbing the toddlers, but she fell back and landed on
Hiei's head, waking him up. Hiei looked up at Nikki once she got off his face and began to sob.
"No...no, please don't wake up the others."
"Good parenting skills, Nikki. Now I know how to wake someone up who was in a
comatose-like sleep, sit on them!" Vicky said, sounding very P.O.ed as Roseanne picked up Hiei,
trying to get him to stop crying.
Suddenly, the phone rang, which, of course, woke up every child. As all of their
immatured guests began to cry, Jessie picked up the phone and after a minute, hung it back up.
"Mom and Dad aren't going to be home for about two more weeks..." Jessie said as she ripped a
cattle-prod from Suzaku's hands before he shoved the electrified stick into Yusuke's back.
"Well, that's one problem solved," Vicky commented as she took the forks away from
Kenshin and Hiei, who were pretending the utensils were swords.
"Kurama, drop that flower pot!" Nikki called to the kitsune, who was carrying the pot of
pansies around the room. Kurama dropped the heavy pot on top of San's head. Sano, now
unconscious on the ground, as being checked for any serious injuries by Roseanne.
"That's it! I'm sick of this!" Jessie exclaimed.
~Ten Minutes Later~
"Much better," Jessie said as she clapped her hands together, smiling evilly.
"Well...we don't have to worry about them hurting each other or destroying the house
anymore," Nikki agreed, tightening the last of the ropes.
Kenshin, Sano, Touya, Kurama, Chu, Suzaku, Jin, Koenma, and Yusuke were all tied up
with various pieces of rope, telephone cords, and very strong...pink...ribbon. (Worship the pink
ribbon...) Hiei was tied up with chains from God knows where...and Jessie's room...
"If he breaks my necklaces, belts, or any other chains you people dug up from my black
hole of a closet, he'll die and I get his katana and Jagan eye," Jessie stated as she tightened the
last of the chains, then placed a gag (a.k.a. soccer sock) in Hiei's mouth.
"And how, pray tell, would you get his Jagan eye out?" Roseanne asked curiously,
knotting the phone cord around Kenshin's arms and legs.
"Sporks are wonderful inventions, aren't they?" Jessie replied, grinning.
"You're scary. Has anyone ever told you that?" Vicky asked as the five sat down to
watch their guests.
Authoress: Yay to the almighty Taco Bell Sporks!!!
Hiei: I'm going to kill you...
Authoress: ^___^ can't kill me until Kuwabara is dead... (Hiei grumbles some kind of agreeing
response) Now, for you masses who are going to be tied to swirly chairs of...swirleyness...and be
forced to watch the Puchuus' and chibis' war dance around the cauldron of pickles and throne of
Dill-ness where the king of all green things shall sit. Hail Piccolo, you nigens! No, I'm not
insane...why would you think that? *hides straightjacket and souvenirs from last visit to the
asylum behind back* The padded walls are fun...
Koenma: O.O...She's scary...
Authoress: The walls have ears!!!! And they're pointy!
Jin: If my ears were any point– *gets knocked unconscious by Authoress*
Authoress: they'll hear you! *whacks unconscious Jin a few more times* Don't tell them where
you hid the pointyness, my Irish uni-demon! They just want to steal the pointyness for
themselves! THEY'RE ALWAYS AFTER ME POINTY EARS!!!!!!...the next chapter...haven't
thought of what will happen next, but it will be entertaining...if not for you, then for me...yeah, I
am in hysterics after reading some parts of my stories...refried Japanese cheese...HEY! I was
hungry while writing that part...and don't you want some? But E-Bay doesn't have it!!!...I've
checked...not really, I am hardly ever allowed on the internet, so I don't have time to see if my
cheese from the Japan people is real...
They thought I was crazy, but I'll find it!!!
Jin: X.X ow...
Koenma: ^___^*...she's crazy...
Authoress: O.O;;;...now, I'm going to die before I'm old enough to...*thinks for a
moment*...drink (legally)...drive...and get out of high school...NOOOOO........oo..ooo...o...
Hiei: -.-*...I don't know her...
Authoress:^___^...all better, was just thinking that once my family finds and reads one of my
stories, I'm going to die painfully...yep...and not just my fanfics...got a whooolle long novel that I
must finish before my friends kill me to find out what happens to my characters...yeah, it's
great...so interesting, my one friend Sammy read over two hundred pages of it in a few days...I
don't think she slept much...oh well...no hair from my furry nose...I am a bit of an insomniac, but
that's okay!!! DAMN YOU TWEEZERS!!!!...they're the weapons of Sessomaru...
Side Note: Sesshy (a.k.a. Fluffy) is Satan, he told the Ouija board so...yeah, having demons haunt
a wooden board at 5:00 pm isn't a good thing...and Koenma (God) told us we'd die that night
when the DVD player exploded...didn't happen...obviously...unless the furry aliens of fluffy
cuteness sucked our memories of all of that happening out of our ears with green bendy
straws!!!!...I knew they allied with the spleens with apposable thumbs...they'll take over the
world!!! Protect your bottled water!!!!...sorry, little outburst...now, on to...*converses with self
for moment* 'now what were we doing?' 'Dunno...you were the one rambling on for no good
reason' 'we were typing a new part to the fanfic...' 'Oh, yeah...'
Authoress: Now, on to part three of the insanity...they'll never get my Aquifina..
Disclaimer: No matter how many times you silly English pig dogs ask, I own
nothing...nada...zilch...wait...I have...something...I think...
It's a piece of paper!!!!...but it's covered in lint...damn the lint of all impending doom!!! Yeah,
we all knew that the fuzz balls, spleens, lint, and dust bunnies were going to take over...I don't
own Aquifina or Taco Bell...but I sometimes wished I did...
FREE SPORKS!!!!!!!! ^___^
Chapter Three:
When All Heaven and Hell Breaks Loose
When we last left our poor, tortured bishonens, they were unconscious...now, two hours later...
"Why did you say things couldn't possibly get any worse, Nikki?" Roseanne asked, staring
at their ten guests, who were now awake and back to normal...sort of... "You jinxed
it...AAAHHH Get it off...get it off!!!"
As Nikki and Jessie tried pulling a little fire demon off Roseanne's head, Vicky rounded up
the other toddlers. "What the fuck happened?!" Jessie asked no one in particular as she landed on
her butt, holding a squirming baby Hiei.
"The demon alcohol was spiked with the fruit of the next life..." Koenma explained.
"And what about you!?" Roseanne asked angrily. Koenma was a toddler, too, but the rest
of the guests couldn't even form a sentence. "You haven't changed."
"Well, actually I have, but I've gotten used to being a child. The side effects shouldn't last
that long for Kurama...but everyone else...considering on how much they had, should return to
normal in a few days," Koenma replied.
"Well that is especially fascinating and all, but could you get this demon off my back!?!
Owww...your claws hurt!" Nikki exclaimed, trying to grab a baby Youko off of her back.
"They'll be like this for a few days?" Jessie repeated in horror as between Vicky and
herself, ripped Youko Kurama off Nikki's back.
"Yes...I'd say about a week, a little longer for Chu and Jin, though," Koenma stated,
hiding behind Jessie's leg as Roseanne gave him a death glare.
"Hiei's going to kill you when they return to normal," Nikki said to Koenma as she tried
to stop Kenshin from crying when Sano took away his toy.
"It's not my fault!" Koenma protested.
"I hate kids!" Roseanne screamed as Chu began gnawing on her leg. Jessie raced over and
pulled the demon off Roseanne's leg and tucked him under an arm, next to a very pissed off
looking Yusuke. "I'm never going to have kids!"
"Well, you're not helping to keep them under control!" Ashley argued. Jin began crying,
which for no reason, made all of the other toddlers, except for Koenma, cry.
"Why are we being tortured!? This is cruel and unusual punishment!" Roseanne yelled,
covering her ears.
"I thought I couldn't become more insane..." Ashley commented.
"AAHHH!! Don't say that! We're gonna get sent to an insane asylum!" Nikki exclaimed.
"Yeah, don't give Him any ideas!" Jessie agreed, grabbing a butcher's knife from Kenshin
while Nikki restrained Hiei from going near the stove.
"Yes, I'm sure my father just wants to torture you for his own sick entertainment by
sending you to an asylum," Koenma said sarcastically, ducking so he couldn't be hit by pans that
Suzaku was throwing around the room.
Finally, after many arguments, profanity filled outbursts, races throughout the house, and
an hour of the dreaded, most evil creation of animedom...Pokèmon...(aaahhh..save us!), nine of
the ten warrior-turned toddlers were sleeping on couches and chairs.
"Well, that was fun." Ashley sighed.
"What are we going to do with them when they wake up?" Roseanne asked as she stared
at the sleeping guests.
"So, in about a week, they should be back to normal..." Jessie glanced over at Koenma,
who was still awake.
"What the fuck did we ever do to deserve this?" Nikki asked no one in particular as she
attempted to get off the couch without disturbing the toddlers, but she fell back and landed on
Hiei's head, waking him up. Hiei looked up at Nikki once she got off his face and began to sob.
"No...no, please don't wake up the others."
"Good parenting skills, Nikki. Now I know how to wake someone up who was in a
comatose-like sleep, sit on them!" Vicky said, sounding very P.O.ed as Roseanne picked up Hiei,
trying to get him to stop crying.
Suddenly, the phone rang, which, of course, woke up every child. As all of their
immatured guests began to cry, Jessie picked up the phone and after a minute, hung it back up.
"Mom and Dad aren't going to be home for about two more weeks..." Jessie said as she ripped a
cattle-prod from Suzaku's hands before he shoved the electrified stick into Yusuke's back.
"Well, that's one problem solved," Vicky commented as she took the forks away from
Kenshin and Hiei, who were pretending the utensils were swords.
"Kurama, drop that flower pot!" Nikki called to the kitsune, who was carrying the pot of
pansies around the room. Kurama dropped the heavy pot on top of San's head. Sano, now
unconscious on the ground, as being checked for any serious injuries by Roseanne.
"That's it! I'm sick of this!" Jessie exclaimed.
~Ten Minutes Later~
"Much better," Jessie said as she clapped her hands together, smiling evilly.
"Well...we don't have to worry about them hurting each other or destroying the house
anymore," Nikki agreed, tightening the last of the ropes.
Kenshin, Sano, Touya, Kurama, Chu, Suzaku, Jin, Koenma, and Yusuke were all tied up
with various pieces of rope, telephone cords, and very strong...pink...ribbon. (Worship the pink
ribbon...) Hiei was tied up with chains from God knows where...and Jessie's room...
"If he breaks my necklaces, belts, or any other chains you people dug up from my black
hole of a closet, he'll die and I get his katana and Jagan eye," Jessie stated as she tightened the
last of the chains, then placed a gag (a.k.a. soccer sock) in Hiei's mouth.
"And how, pray tell, would you get his Jagan eye out?" Roseanne asked curiously,
knotting the phone cord around Kenshin's arms and legs.
"Sporks are wonderful inventions, aren't they?" Jessie replied, grinning.
"You're scary. Has anyone ever told you that?" Vicky asked as the five sat down to
watch their guests.
Authoress: Yay to the almighty Taco Bell Sporks!!!
Hiei: I'm going to kill you...
Authoress: ^___^ can't kill me until Kuwabara is dead... (Hiei grumbles some kind of agreeing
response) Now, for you masses who are going to be tied to swirly chairs of...swirleyness...and be
forced to watch the Puchuus' and chibis' war dance around the cauldron of pickles and throne of
Dill-ness where the king of all green things shall sit. Hail Piccolo, you nigens! No, I'm not
insane...why would you think that? *hides straightjacket and souvenirs from last visit to the
asylum behind back* The padded walls are fun...
Koenma: O.O...She's scary...
Authoress: The walls have ears!!!! And they're pointy!
Jin: If my ears were any point– *gets knocked unconscious by Authoress*
Authoress: they'll hear you! *whacks unconscious Jin a few more times* Don't tell them where
you hid the pointyness, my Irish uni-demon! They just want to steal the pointyness for
themselves! THEY'RE ALWAYS AFTER ME POINTY EARS!!!!!!...the next chapter...haven't
thought of what will happen next, but it will be entertaining...if not for you, then for me...yeah, I
am in hysterics after reading some parts of my stories...refried Japanese cheese...HEY! I was
hungry while writing that part...and don't you want some? But E-Bay doesn't have it!!!...I've
checked...not really, I am hardly ever allowed on the internet, so I don't have time to see if my
cheese from the Japan people is real...
They thought I was crazy, but I'll find it!!!
Jin: X.X ow...
Koenma: ^___^*...she's crazy...
