"You're such a cheat," I mumbled to Mokuba. We were playing on him
playstation and he beat me for like the hundreth time.
"You're just a sore loser." Too true, too true. Then again I'm also been waiting for Joey to get his butt over here and he said he'd be here an hour ago and he's still not here.
"Don't worry kill, Joey will be here soon, he's always late."
"Yeah well..." That will have to change, won't it? I restarted the game, and got ready to lose again.
"Kid, never call me kill again. Got that?" If he called me that again I may just have to kill him. Ha ha, no pun intended.
"If you stop calling me kid." Mokuba smirked and looked oddly like his brother - weird.
"As if," He scowled at me but I simply ignored him.
Just then the doorbell could be heard through the house. We both looked at each other and scrambled down the hall.
"Remember the plan don't you?" Mokuba just rolled his eyes.
"As if I could forget with you telling me every freakin second." I glared at him.
"Language, Moki." I grabbed him and dragged him down to the hall, he walked way to slow for my liking. But he just smiled, happy about the replacement for kid.
It was Joey at the door, of course.
"Hey guys," He looked around the house in awe.
We showed him to the room which may I add was just a few doors down from - what do you know - Seto's room. I wonder how that happened...
"Dinner is in half and hour," I told Joey as Mokuba and I left the room.
"Please don't be late," I pleaded even though I knew it was unlikly that it would change anything.
"So," I said as we walked torwards the kitchen. "What does Seto like on his pizza?"
"I doubt he's be hungry..." I raised my eyebrows.
"Why? He'd be to busy staring at someone?" I laughed as Mokuba hit me over the head and stalked over to the kitchen.
Mokuba was calling for pizza when I walked into the kitchen. The plates and stuff was already out so I decided to pay Seto a little visit.
"Oi, Kaiba!" He jumped as I bardged into his room. I leaned over his shoulder and looked onto his computer screen.
"So this is how you spend your time," On his screen was the game snake, a fun game but not something that I'd think Seto would spend his time playing. I thought he was more of a solitaire or poker player.
"I just got tired of working," He mumbled as he closed or minimized all the windows on the screen.
"Whatever," Yeah, right but I didn't bother correcting him. It's like they say - it's best to let sleeping dogs lie. Whatever that means, anyway...
"I just wanted to inform you that your guest has arrived."
He stared at me cautiously as if he expected a trick. What a waste of time. A trick from me? Never, I'm way to nice and innocent to ever trick anybody. Well, at least the nice part was true.
"MY guest?" Well, in a way. "May I ask who it is?" I smiled as innocently as I could.
"You have to ask?" He frowned.
"You didn't..." I smirked and shrugged my shoulders.
"You'll just have to come and see for yourself, won't you?"
He didn't say anything but he followed me into the kitchen to find the one and only Joey Wheeler. He was sitting at the table with Mokuba and they were both eating pizza like their lives depended on it.
"Thanks for waiting for us," I glared at them but then I also pounced onto the pizza stealing two pieces away from their grasp.
Seto was staring at Joey like he had never seen him before, or at least never seen him eat before. God he was such a pig. But I kicked Seto and he came back to reality.
"Um, hey Joey," Joey looked up and looked suprised for a second. I don't think he's ever heard something so human coming from Seto before.
Mokuba rolled his eyes and gave me a look which clearly ment that he thought Seto was acting strange - either that or he was choking on his pizza. But I grinned back, I mean if Seto's going to begin acting like a human everything else should be simple, right?
"Hey..." Joey paused searching for the right word. "Seto." Now, that wasn't so hard now was it?
Joey went back to eating his pizza and it seemed I was right for Seto wasn't eating, he was to busy STARING at a certain someone. Three guesses and the first two don't count - It was Joey. I'll have to tell Mokuba that later...
I laughed silently and got a coke from the fridge. "Anyone want a drink?" I asked.
"Yeah," Joey and Seto both said at exactly the same time, and I swear I saw Joey blush. Oh, this was sooooo much fun.
"But there's only one coke left," Okay, so I was lying but it's not as if they'll ever know. Mokuba looked at me oddly for a second but then I think he got what I was doing.
They stared at each other for a second but then they started yelling at each other - seemed they both wanted the coke real badly. Or maybe they just like yelling at each other, who really knows?
I let them yell at each other for a while, hoping that they'll eventually stop. I looked at my inivsible watch and sighed.
"Guys, it's only a coke." I held the coke in front of their faces. "If you don't settle this soon I may just pour it down the drain..."
I walked closer to the sink waiting to see what they would do. I know I'm evil but like I said before this was so much fun.
They dived at the coke even before I even got to the sink. Kind of scary really, I had to jump out of the way to avoid being killed.
They tackled each other fighting for the can. Seto was spralled on top of Joey. Joey who had the can was trying to push Seto off of him but was unsuccesful. They were rolling across the floor making fools of themselves. Mokuba had to step into the hall so he could laugh.
I grabbed the last piece of pizza and ate it whilst watching them fighting. I was putting the box into the trash can when I noticed something. The coke was on the floor near the fridge a good three feet away from Joey and Seto.
Either they liked hurting each other which I highly doubt, or they were really stupid or they truly liked each other and just liked being close to each other. I snickered, probably the latter.
I picked up the coke. "I wonder how the coke got here?"
They both looked up at me staring at the coke. It took them a second to realize the reason in the why they were tackling each other in thr first place. Then they realized what position they were in.
Seto was on top of Joey and if they were any closer they would be kissing. Seto blushed! Yes I'm serious, he actually blushed and all this time I thought he was incapable of doing so. Well, at least publicly.
He got off of Joey and muttered something then walked out of the kitchen. Joey watched Seto leave probably still wondering what the hell happened.
He got up and was about to leave when Mokuba dragged Seto back into the kitchen.
"Now where did you think you were going?" I smirked at him, making sure that Joey didn't see. "You two are doing the dishes."
"But there aren't any dishes-" Seto muttered but I punched him in the stomache making him stop in mid-sentence gasping for air.
"Have fun," I whispered to Seto as Mokuba and I left.
Of course though we didn't go back to our rooms. No, instead we watched them through the gap in the door...
"What, are you just going to stand there like an idiot?" Seto was stacking the plates and putting them next to the sink. "Don't you know how to wash dishes?"
Now I only have one thing to ask. Since when does Seto 'know' how to wash dishes? Hmmm, maybe he's been letting out more of his, uhhh feminine side. Now that's funny.
"Uhh, I know how to wash dishes!" Joey retaliated but not before knocking my coke to the ground so all it's contents spilt onto the floor.
"Nice." Seto glared at Joey, he lookes down at the giant puddle of coke. "Go get a mop, there should be one in the closet in the hall."
"Okay..." Muttered Joey who even though he was unhappy about it, actually did what Seto told him to do.
Mokuba and I looked at each other and without any form of comunication jumped into the nearest door. If Joey realized that we were spying on him, he'd probably realize I was trying to set him up. He's not as stupid as he looks you know!
As I switched on the light I stumbled backwards falling over a broom, a bucket and a mop. I sneezed, hanging around in closets did no help whatsoever to my allergies and wait a second - a mop!
"Moki, by any chance is the closet that Seto was talking about?" I said dryly.
The realization on his face told me that it was - not that I didn't know that in the first place. Then Suddenly the door nob turned.
Damn it Killian, think of an excuse. Great, I never was any good in stressful situations. But if Joey figures out what I'm trying to do, I may lose the bet and then I'll be forced to try out for being a cheerleader and then I'll die of humiliation and then.... well I'll be dead and that's no fun is it. You see my problem don't you?
So that should explain what I did, shouldn't it? Well, I did say I was bad at thinking in stressfull situations, didn't I? Doesn't that count for anything?!
To put it simply I thought of what most people do in closets and to my extention of knowledge, people usually make-out in closets, don't they? Okay, now you must be thinking what world do I come from or in the very least what the hell am I talking about.
So that's what I did. I just kissed Mokuba causing Joey to jump away a few feet backwards when he opened the door.
"Whoa," Yup, one word reaction.
I grinned bashfully not looking at Mokuba. Though I could tell he was blushing maddly, luckily for me I learnt how to make myself not blush a long time ago. Not that I was blushing mind you 'cause if I was blushing that would mean I actually felt something and.... you know what I'm just going to shut-up now.
"Looking for this?" I asked grabbing the mop and handing the mop to Joey.
He took the mop and looking from Mokuba and me he smiled wickidly. Then he shut the closet door - great, just great.
"I uhh," And now I was stuttering? Since when? "It was only-"
"An excuse for being here, yeah I know." He cut me off short.
He opened the door and walked out of the closet. (And no there aren't any double meanings here so shut-up!) I followed and gave up trying to figure out what just happened for I had already realized I was an idiot a couple of minutes ago.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Joey's point of view ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
"What are you smiling about?" Seto growled at me as I entered the kitchen with the mop in my hand.
"Nothing," Not sure if he'd like to now what his brother's been doing... then again it might anoyy him and that's a GOOD thing isn't it?
"You're brother was just making-out with Killian in the closet." Yeah just, that's all.
"So who cares?" It takes a second for him to realize what I said. I guess all those times of ignoring me never payed off, did it?
"What!?" I snickered at the shocked look on his face.
He recollected himself and finished the dishes. "Liar," He murmered.
"Are you calling me a liar?" He snorts. Okay, okay so it was kind of obvious but - okay it was stupid.
"No, would I ever do such a thing?" Okay so I deserved that to.
"You stupid puppy." But that was uncalled for.
I growled which only made him laugh even more and in turn made me even more mad. So back to the fight before - I tackled him.
"I am," I struggled out of his grasp and pushed him to the floor. "Not a dog!"
But he somehow got me pinned down onto the floor and that's saying something for I'm really strong, well fairly strong at least.
"You are a mutt!"
I then can't breathe because he's like squashing me into the floor. I look for a way of excape when I felt a wave of 'deja vu' wash over me.
He was on top of me - just like before. His head was close to mine - to close in fact for I could practically tell what he had for lunch (Mcdonalds?). His feet were entangled in mine and.... this was too much for me.
"Get off." I bared my teeth at him, growling. I think he realized what happened for he jumped of me quickly without saying any sort of comeback.
This was getting too weird. Twice in one day? Now that has to be more than just a coinceident.
"You're just a sore loser." Too true, too true. Then again I'm also been waiting for Joey to get his butt over here and he said he'd be here an hour ago and he's still not here.
"Don't worry kill, Joey will be here soon, he's always late."
"Yeah well..." That will have to change, won't it? I restarted the game, and got ready to lose again.
"Kid, never call me kill again. Got that?" If he called me that again I may just have to kill him. Ha ha, no pun intended.
"If you stop calling me kid." Mokuba smirked and looked oddly like his brother - weird.
"As if," He scowled at me but I simply ignored him.
Just then the doorbell could be heard through the house. We both looked at each other and scrambled down the hall.
"Remember the plan don't you?" Mokuba just rolled his eyes.
"As if I could forget with you telling me every freakin second." I glared at him.
"Language, Moki." I grabbed him and dragged him down to the hall, he walked way to slow for my liking. But he just smiled, happy about the replacement for kid.
It was Joey at the door, of course.
"Hey guys," He looked around the house in awe.
We showed him to the room which may I add was just a few doors down from - what do you know - Seto's room. I wonder how that happened...
"Dinner is in half and hour," I told Joey as Mokuba and I left the room.
"Please don't be late," I pleaded even though I knew it was unlikly that it would change anything.
"So," I said as we walked torwards the kitchen. "What does Seto like on his pizza?"
"I doubt he's be hungry..." I raised my eyebrows.
"Why? He'd be to busy staring at someone?" I laughed as Mokuba hit me over the head and stalked over to the kitchen.
Mokuba was calling for pizza when I walked into the kitchen. The plates and stuff was already out so I decided to pay Seto a little visit.
"Oi, Kaiba!" He jumped as I bardged into his room. I leaned over his shoulder and looked onto his computer screen.
"So this is how you spend your time," On his screen was the game snake, a fun game but not something that I'd think Seto would spend his time playing. I thought he was more of a solitaire or poker player.
"I just got tired of working," He mumbled as he closed or minimized all the windows on the screen.
"Whatever," Yeah, right but I didn't bother correcting him. It's like they say - it's best to let sleeping dogs lie. Whatever that means, anyway...
"I just wanted to inform you that your guest has arrived."
He stared at me cautiously as if he expected a trick. What a waste of time. A trick from me? Never, I'm way to nice and innocent to ever trick anybody. Well, at least the nice part was true.
"MY guest?" Well, in a way. "May I ask who it is?" I smiled as innocently as I could.
"You have to ask?" He frowned.
"You didn't..." I smirked and shrugged my shoulders.
"You'll just have to come and see for yourself, won't you?"
He didn't say anything but he followed me into the kitchen to find the one and only Joey Wheeler. He was sitting at the table with Mokuba and they were both eating pizza like their lives depended on it.
"Thanks for waiting for us," I glared at them but then I also pounced onto the pizza stealing two pieces away from their grasp.
Seto was staring at Joey like he had never seen him before, or at least never seen him eat before. God he was such a pig. But I kicked Seto and he came back to reality.
"Um, hey Joey," Joey looked up and looked suprised for a second. I don't think he's ever heard something so human coming from Seto before.
Mokuba rolled his eyes and gave me a look which clearly ment that he thought Seto was acting strange - either that or he was choking on his pizza. But I grinned back, I mean if Seto's going to begin acting like a human everything else should be simple, right?
"Hey..." Joey paused searching for the right word. "Seto." Now, that wasn't so hard now was it?
Joey went back to eating his pizza and it seemed I was right for Seto wasn't eating, he was to busy STARING at a certain someone. Three guesses and the first two don't count - It was Joey. I'll have to tell Mokuba that later...
I laughed silently and got a coke from the fridge. "Anyone want a drink?" I asked.
"Yeah," Joey and Seto both said at exactly the same time, and I swear I saw Joey blush. Oh, this was sooooo much fun.
"But there's only one coke left," Okay, so I was lying but it's not as if they'll ever know. Mokuba looked at me oddly for a second but then I think he got what I was doing.
They stared at each other for a second but then they started yelling at each other - seemed they both wanted the coke real badly. Or maybe they just like yelling at each other, who really knows?
I let them yell at each other for a while, hoping that they'll eventually stop. I looked at my inivsible watch and sighed.
"Guys, it's only a coke." I held the coke in front of their faces. "If you don't settle this soon I may just pour it down the drain..."
I walked closer to the sink waiting to see what they would do. I know I'm evil but like I said before this was so much fun.
They dived at the coke even before I even got to the sink. Kind of scary really, I had to jump out of the way to avoid being killed.
They tackled each other fighting for the can. Seto was spralled on top of Joey. Joey who had the can was trying to push Seto off of him but was unsuccesful. They were rolling across the floor making fools of themselves. Mokuba had to step into the hall so he could laugh.
I grabbed the last piece of pizza and ate it whilst watching them fighting. I was putting the box into the trash can when I noticed something. The coke was on the floor near the fridge a good three feet away from Joey and Seto.
Either they liked hurting each other which I highly doubt, or they were really stupid or they truly liked each other and just liked being close to each other. I snickered, probably the latter.
I picked up the coke. "I wonder how the coke got here?"
They both looked up at me staring at the coke. It took them a second to realize the reason in the why they were tackling each other in thr first place. Then they realized what position they were in.
Seto was on top of Joey and if they were any closer they would be kissing. Seto blushed! Yes I'm serious, he actually blushed and all this time I thought he was incapable of doing so. Well, at least publicly.
He got off of Joey and muttered something then walked out of the kitchen. Joey watched Seto leave probably still wondering what the hell happened.
He got up and was about to leave when Mokuba dragged Seto back into the kitchen.
"Now where did you think you were going?" I smirked at him, making sure that Joey didn't see. "You two are doing the dishes."
"But there aren't any dishes-" Seto muttered but I punched him in the stomache making him stop in mid-sentence gasping for air.
"Have fun," I whispered to Seto as Mokuba and I left.
Of course though we didn't go back to our rooms. No, instead we watched them through the gap in the door...
"What, are you just going to stand there like an idiot?" Seto was stacking the plates and putting them next to the sink. "Don't you know how to wash dishes?"
Now I only have one thing to ask. Since when does Seto 'know' how to wash dishes? Hmmm, maybe he's been letting out more of his, uhhh feminine side. Now that's funny.
"Uhh, I know how to wash dishes!" Joey retaliated but not before knocking my coke to the ground so all it's contents spilt onto the floor.
"Nice." Seto glared at Joey, he lookes down at the giant puddle of coke. "Go get a mop, there should be one in the closet in the hall."
"Okay..." Muttered Joey who even though he was unhappy about it, actually did what Seto told him to do.
Mokuba and I looked at each other and without any form of comunication jumped into the nearest door. If Joey realized that we were spying on him, he'd probably realize I was trying to set him up. He's not as stupid as he looks you know!
As I switched on the light I stumbled backwards falling over a broom, a bucket and a mop. I sneezed, hanging around in closets did no help whatsoever to my allergies and wait a second - a mop!
"Moki, by any chance is the closet that Seto was talking about?" I said dryly.
The realization on his face told me that it was - not that I didn't know that in the first place. Then Suddenly the door nob turned.
Damn it Killian, think of an excuse. Great, I never was any good in stressful situations. But if Joey figures out what I'm trying to do, I may lose the bet and then I'll be forced to try out for being a cheerleader and then I'll die of humiliation and then.... well I'll be dead and that's no fun is it. You see my problem don't you?
So that should explain what I did, shouldn't it? Well, I did say I was bad at thinking in stressfull situations, didn't I? Doesn't that count for anything?!
To put it simply I thought of what most people do in closets and to my extention of knowledge, people usually make-out in closets, don't they? Okay, now you must be thinking what world do I come from or in the very least what the hell am I talking about.
So that's what I did. I just kissed Mokuba causing Joey to jump away a few feet backwards when he opened the door.
"Whoa," Yup, one word reaction.
I grinned bashfully not looking at Mokuba. Though I could tell he was blushing maddly, luckily for me I learnt how to make myself not blush a long time ago. Not that I was blushing mind you 'cause if I was blushing that would mean I actually felt something and.... you know what I'm just going to shut-up now.
"Looking for this?" I asked grabbing the mop and handing the mop to Joey.
He took the mop and looking from Mokuba and me he smiled wickidly. Then he shut the closet door - great, just great.
"I uhh," And now I was stuttering? Since when? "It was only-"
"An excuse for being here, yeah I know." He cut me off short.
He opened the door and walked out of the closet. (And no there aren't any double meanings here so shut-up!) I followed and gave up trying to figure out what just happened for I had already realized I was an idiot a couple of minutes ago.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Joey's point of view ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
"What are you smiling about?" Seto growled at me as I entered the kitchen with the mop in my hand.
"Nothing," Not sure if he'd like to now what his brother's been doing... then again it might anoyy him and that's a GOOD thing isn't it?
"You're brother was just making-out with Killian in the closet." Yeah just, that's all.
"So who cares?" It takes a second for him to realize what I said. I guess all those times of ignoring me never payed off, did it?
"What!?" I snickered at the shocked look on his face.
He recollected himself and finished the dishes. "Liar," He murmered.
"Are you calling me a liar?" He snorts. Okay, okay so it was kind of obvious but - okay it was stupid.
"No, would I ever do such a thing?" Okay so I deserved that to.
"You stupid puppy." But that was uncalled for.
I growled which only made him laugh even more and in turn made me even more mad. So back to the fight before - I tackled him.
"I am," I struggled out of his grasp and pushed him to the floor. "Not a dog!"
But he somehow got me pinned down onto the floor and that's saying something for I'm really strong, well fairly strong at least.
"You are a mutt!"
I then can't breathe because he's like squashing me into the floor. I look for a way of excape when I felt a wave of 'deja vu' wash over me.
He was on top of me - just like before. His head was close to mine - to close in fact for I could practically tell what he had for lunch (Mcdonalds?). His feet were entangled in mine and.... this was too much for me.
"Get off." I bared my teeth at him, growling. I think he realized what happened for he jumped of me quickly without saying any sort of comeback.
This was getting too weird. Twice in one day? Now that has to be more than just a coinceident.
