It's way after lunch time and yet neither of them are awake yet. What is
it with guys and always having to sleep till lunch? Or then again maybe
that's actually a good thing because well... when I said I had a plan I
meant Mokuba had a plan and when Mokuba said he had a plan he meant I had a
plan and when I-
Well I'm sure you get the point. If not, why don't you go back to watching Play School. Yes admit it, you love that show. Okay, now getting back to reality.
So, I'm screwed. One week thanks to my big mouth to get these two 'enemies' together. Normally that wouldn't be hard – I'd uhh... scratch that I would have no idea where to start. I never was the match maker, at least not for the oblivious idiots who are to scared to make a move. Yup, that doesn't exactly help. Nope, not at all.
So I've been trying to think of a plan and the only thing I have so far is locking them both in a room for the rest of the weekend and swallow the key. Not sure if that'd go over so well though. I mean they would probably kill each other first. I don't think Mokuba or Joey's friends would be too happy with me.
Oi, weekends in Australia were really different. I mean I didn't spend my time setting up to guys, let alone idiots. I usually was hanging out with my friends at the mall...
IDEA ALERT!
This is going to sound stupid, and I'm sure Joey and Seto are going to hate it but, aww here it goes. I'm going shopping err we're going shopping. For me of course, but just *somehow* Seto will end up trying on some sexy outfit and Joey will just drool to death and then they'll umm... well I don't know the rest but something like that. I don't know. Even if it doesn't get them together it'll let me get some new clothes.
Any idea including new clothes is a good idea to me. Now I just need Mokuba's help.
I walk down the hall torwards his room. I open the door quietly so I can see if he's awake.
"Spying on my brother are we?" I Jump and turn around to see Seto.
"Are you trying to give me a heart attack?" I hissed at him. Jeez, what kind a person sneaks up on people like that.
"Make out with my brother anytime resently?" My jaw drops. How the hell did he know – umm I mean how could he think that. I glare at him wishing him dead but he just laughed in my face. How kind – he was sooo gonna pay.
But luckily Seto was saved from an untimely death. Mokuba walked out of his room.
"Good morning..." He pauses looking from me to Seto suspisously. I HOPE he didn't hear that conversation.
"Now if you'd so kindly leave Seto? I've got to talk to Killian." Seto raised his eyebrows, smirking and walked off. Damn these Kaibas, is it their job to make my life miserable or something?
"What was that about?" Mokuba asks staring after Seto who'd actually laughing to himself... either he's acting human for once or he's finally gone mad. I'd say the latter.
"Nothing, nothing." I mutter waving the subject away. "What was it that you wanted to talk about?" He looked at me oddly.
"Just wondering if you've got any plans with Joey and Seto...." I sighed, it was time to reveal my plan...or at least the beginnings of it.
I fill him in with all the details...
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"Why do I even have to come?" Whined Joey as I dragged him and Seto around the mall. The first part of the plan was sucessful, but then getting them to come wasn't exactly hard. It's not as if I gave them a choice.
"Because," I put on my best puppy dog eyes, looking at them pathetically – which mind you is totally going to ruin my reputation, it's so not my style.
"Otherwise I might get lost and... and that would be sooo horrible wouldn't it?" I recieved death glares from both of them.
"And that would be a bad thing?" Seto mutters under his breath.
"You know Seto you really should be nice to me..." And don't even bother asking why because I know you know why. Because I always get my revenge and I can see my revenge now. There's a store not to far from the store we're in now that has girls and guys clothes. Ready to try some clothes on Seto? I wonder what Seto would think of leather pants – or really what Joey would think...
I'm evil aren't I?
I drag them to the store. I gaze over all the guys clothes. A pair of leather pants would be good and... a see a sleaveless sky blue shirt. Since when do guys wear sky blue I don't know but what the hell!
"Seto, C'mere!" I drag him over to some clothes, the very clothes I want him to try on. I put the clothes in his hands.
"Why don't you try those on?" I ask as sweetly as I could manage. He gave me a look telling me that he thought I was crazy. But hey, I get that look at the time – and does it look like I care?
"Come on..." I dragged Seto who still hadn't said anything to the dressing rooms. Only one problem, how was I supposed to get him to try the clothes on? I mean I'm not about to go into the guys dressing rooms.
"Joey!" Joey appeared out of nowhere. He was acting as if he was allergic to new clothes. Figures.
"Make sure Seto tries these on." At first he frowned but then as he saw what I wanted him to try on he grinned. Seto looked from me to Joey wildly and – however reluctant – accepted his fate. He wasn't exactly skipping for joy but hey, I won in the end didn't I?
I watch them walk into the dressing room then I go look for some clothes for myself. They can take their time...
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I stood outside the door waiting for Seto to get changed. Usually I wouldn't wish such torture as to try on clothes on even my worst enemy...
Wait, no. Actually my worst enemy is the only person I would allow to be tortured in such a way. Anyway, the look of horror on Seto's face was priceless. I mean all he had to do was try on some leather pants and some shirt. That's not so hard is it?
Though I have one thing to ask – what is it with those leather pants? I thought it was a Evil or 5000 year old spirit thing because Bakura, Malik and Yami all wore leather pants. Weird.
"Hurry up would you?" I yelled at Seto. I didn't want to wait here all day.
Then suddenly the door swung open causing me to fall to the floor because I was leaning on the door. Not the smartest thing to do.
"Stupid mutt," Seto muttered as I got up from the floor. I was about to object to being called stupid and being called a mutt but I looked up to see:
Seto was admiring himself in front of the mirror. He was wearing this light blue shirt which showed most of his muscles. The leather pants fit tightly around his figure and... oh god, Seto Kaiba looked hot.
I blinked my eyes in confusion. I mustn't think that, I mean it's one thing to fantasize about him but to think he looks hot while he's standing right in front of me!? I shook my head angerly as to shake the thoughts out of my head.
"What do you think?" Seto asked still checking himself out in front of the mirror – conceited freak.
"I...I..." I stuttered for a second. I couldn't tell him that I think he looked like a god, that if he wasn't careful that he'd be jumped any second now, that – okay chill Joey.
"Since when do you care what a mutt thinks?" I growled back at him. If you can't answer the question ask your own question – that's my moto.
"Since when is the mutt speechless?" Damn. It seems that Seto knows my moto too.
"What? Stunned by my beauty are you?" Seto smirked. I frowned.
"You wish!" I shook my head acting as if surprized by his stupidity. Seto walks over from the mirror and pats me on the head.
"Then why were you drooling, puppy?"
Then he walks into the dressing room leaving me with my mouth hanging open. I was about to yell at him objecting to the fact that I was not drooling and that I'm not a damn dog when a thought hit me. And when I say hit me, I mean that – it hit me hard.
Was Seto flirting with me?
Well I'm sure you get the point. If not, why don't you go back to watching Play School. Yes admit it, you love that show. Okay, now getting back to reality.
So, I'm screwed. One week thanks to my big mouth to get these two 'enemies' together. Normally that wouldn't be hard – I'd uhh... scratch that I would have no idea where to start. I never was the match maker, at least not for the oblivious idiots who are to scared to make a move. Yup, that doesn't exactly help. Nope, not at all.
So I've been trying to think of a plan and the only thing I have so far is locking them both in a room for the rest of the weekend and swallow the key. Not sure if that'd go over so well though. I mean they would probably kill each other first. I don't think Mokuba or Joey's friends would be too happy with me.
Oi, weekends in Australia were really different. I mean I didn't spend my time setting up to guys, let alone idiots. I usually was hanging out with my friends at the mall...
IDEA ALERT!
This is going to sound stupid, and I'm sure Joey and Seto are going to hate it but, aww here it goes. I'm going shopping err we're going shopping. For me of course, but just *somehow* Seto will end up trying on some sexy outfit and Joey will just drool to death and then they'll umm... well I don't know the rest but something like that. I don't know. Even if it doesn't get them together it'll let me get some new clothes.
Any idea including new clothes is a good idea to me. Now I just need Mokuba's help.
I walk down the hall torwards his room. I open the door quietly so I can see if he's awake.
"Spying on my brother are we?" I Jump and turn around to see Seto.
"Are you trying to give me a heart attack?" I hissed at him. Jeez, what kind a person sneaks up on people like that.
"Make out with my brother anytime resently?" My jaw drops. How the hell did he know – umm I mean how could he think that. I glare at him wishing him dead but he just laughed in my face. How kind – he was sooo gonna pay.
But luckily Seto was saved from an untimely death. Mokuba walked out of his room.
"Good morning..." He pauses looking from me to Seto suspisously. I HOPE he didn't hear that conversation.
"Now if you'd so kindly leave Seto? I've got to talk to Killian." Seto raised his eyebrows, smirking and walked off. Damn these Kaibas, is it their job to make my life miserable or something?
"What was that about?" Mokuba asks staring after Seto who'd actually laughing to himself... either he's acting human for once or he's finally gone mad. I'd say the latter.
"Nothing, nothing." I mutter waving the subject away. "What was it that you wanted to talk about?" He looked at me oddly.
"Just wondering if you've got any plans with Joey and Seto...." I sighed, it was time to reveal my plan...or at least the beginnings of it.
I fill him in with all the details...
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"Why do I even have to come?" Whined Joey as I dragged him and Seto around the mall. The first part of the plan was sucessful, but then getting them to come wasn't exactly hard. It's not as if I gave them a choice.
"Because," I put on my best puppy dog eyes, looking at them pathetically – which mind you is totally going to ruin my reputation, it's so not my style.
"Otherwise I might get lost and... and that would be sooo horrible wouldn't it?" I recieved death glares from both of them.
"And that would be a bad thing?" Seto mutters under his breath.
"You know Seto you really should be nice to me..." And don't even bother asking why because I know you know why. Because I always get my revenge and I can see my revenge now. There's a store not to far from the store we're in now that has girls and guys clothes. Ready to try some clothes on Seto? I wonder what Seto would think of leather pants – or really what Joey would think...
I'm evil aren't I?
I drag them to the store. I gaze over all the guys clothes. A pair of leather pants would be good and... a see a sleaveless sky blue shirt. Since when do guys wear sky blue I don't know but what the hell!
"Seto, C'mere!" I drag him over to some clothes, the very clothes I want him to try on. I put the clothes in his hands.
"Why don't you try those on?" I ask as sweetly as I could manage. He gave me a look telling me that he thought I was crazy. But hey, I get that look at the time – and does it look like I care?
"Come on..." I dragged Seto who still hadn't said anything to the dressing rooms. Only one problem, how was I supposed to get him to try the clothes on? I mean I'm not about to go into the guys dressing rooms.
"Joey!" Joey appeared out of nowhere. He was acting as if he was allergic to new clothes. Figures.
"Make sure Seto tries these on." At first he frowned but then as he saw what I wanted him to try on he grinned. Seto looked from me to Joey wildly and – however reluctant – accepted his fate. He wasn't exactly skipping for joy but hey, I won in the end didn't I?
I watch them walk into the dressing room then I go look for some clothes for myself. They can take their time...
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I stood outside the door waiting for Seto to get changed. Usually I wouldn't wish such torture as to try on clothes on even my worst enemy...
Wait, no. Actually my worst enemy is the only person I would allow to be tortured in such a way. Anyway, the look of horror on Seto's face was priceless. I mean all he had to do was try on some leather pants and some shirt. That's not so hard is it?
Though I have one thing to ask – what is it with those leather pants? I thought it was a Evil or 5000 year old spirit thing because Bakura, Malik and Yami all wore leather pants. Weird.
"Hurry up would you?" I yelled at Seto. I didn't want to wait here all day.
Then suddenly the door swung open causing me to fall to the floor because I was leaning on the door. Not the smartest thing to do.
"Stupid mutt," Seto muttered as I got up from the floor. I was about to object to being called stupid and being called a mutt but I looked up to see:
Seto was admiring himself in front of the mirror. He was wearing this light blue shirt which showed most of his muscles. The leather pants fit tightly around his figure and... oh god, Seto Kaiba looked hot.
I blinked my eyes in confusion. I mustn't think that, I mean it's one thing to fantasize about him but to think he looks hot while he's standing right in front of me!? I shook my head angerly as to shake the thoughts out of my head.
"What do you think?" Seto asked still checking himself out in front of the mirror – conceited freak.
"I...I..." I stuttered for a second. I couldn't tell him that I think he looked like a god, that if he wasn't careful that he'd be jumped any second now, that – okay chill Joey.
"Since when do you care what a mutt thinks?" I growled back at him. If you can't answer the question ask your own question – that's my moto.
"Since when is the mutt speechless?" Damn. It seems that Seto knows my moto too.
"What? Stunned by my beauty are you?" Seto smirked. I frowned.
"You wish!" I shook my head acting as if surprized by his stupidity. Seto walks over from the mirror and pats me on the head.
"Then why were you drooling, puppy?"
Then he walks into the dressing room leaving me with my mouth hanging open. I was about to yell at him objecting to the fact that I was not drooling and that I'm not a damn dog when a thought hit me. And when I say hit me, I mean that – it hit me hard.
Was Seto flirting with me?
