Disclaimer: Miokiu still doesn't own anything. Isn't that sad?
Miokiu: One day I will own Inuyasha! Watch me!
Disclaimer: coughyarightcough
Miokiu: Shut it.
NOTE: There's cussing in this chapter, but nothing too bad.
Chapter Two - Doggie!
It was day two. The students pilled into the classroom and took their seats. Sheena sat behind her desk yelling at a TV screen.
"DAMMIT! NO! I DON'T WANNA FIGHT RIKU!"
Chris leaned over her desk. "Uh, you okay?"
"No! I hafta fight my favorite character!"
"Are you aware class has started?"
"Uh, yeah!" Sheena said, putting the game on pause. "Chris, take yer seat. Okay. Now that I'm not going crazy anymore, welcome to day two! Today we will start our study on Inuyasha!" she held up an Inuyasha poster. "The story takes place in Japan and Feudal Japan. One day, a girl, Kagome, hears spirits or something coming from a well. Demons grab her and take her in to the Feudal Era where she sees a young boy stuck to a tree and... well, you'll see!" she popped in a VHS (not wanting to disturb her wonderful game that she was playing on the only thing that played DVDs) in the school TV and pressed play.
'I want to change the world'
The class moaned. Some girl shouted, "Dude, this song is so gay!"
"IS NOT!" shouted Sheena at her. "Shut up and watch."
After the theme song, the first episode came on.
(A/N: Okay. This is my way of writing the first episode. It's rather... weird.)
"Kagome! You Grandpa is here!"
"YAY! Wait, you grandpa...?" she questioned herself as she ran towards her house. Then she heard these voices.
"Kagome... jump into the well and drown so you can end up like Samara in 'The Ring'..."
"Okay!" she jumped into the well, but did not drown (too bad). Instead, demons grabbed her and threw her into a forest place. "Whoa, I'm in a forest place!"
At this point, most of the kids were asleep. Sheena was back into Kingdom Hearts.
"NOOOO! I just killed Riku! "
Chris walked up to her desk. "You sure your okay?"
"I'm fine now... WTF?" Chris looked at the TV screen. A really ugly dude that had white hair stood there.
"I be Ansem. I'm a rere. I took over the extremely hott and sexy Riku's body so that I could trick you!"
Chris rolled his eyes. He turned to sit down at his seat, but noticed what looked like a small female sat in his chair. She looked like she was around his age: 17. "Um, girl? Your in my seat."
"I don't care."
"Meanie."
"Bigger meanie!"
"Biggest meanie!"
"Biggerester meanie!"
"Biggeresterest meanie! Ha! Take that, bitch!"
The girl burst into tears. "Teacher! The ugly boy is hurting my feelings!" Chris freaked out, but then noticed Sheena was making out with the TV screen. He sweat dropped. He looked back at the girl.
"Please get up, you're in my seat!"
"Oro?"
Chris fell down anime style. "Are you stupid or something?"
"Stupid? Is that a good thing? A bad thing?"
"Nevermind..." he sat on the floor.
The episode ended. Sheena saved her game went over to the front of the class. "Yeah, Chris, the girl in your seat is Miokiu. She's the new student. Let her sit there."
"Okie dokie Sheena!"
"Okay, now that that's settle---" The TV screen began to glow. Sheena looked at it. "OMG! IT'S SAMARA! SHE'S COME TO GET ME! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The class twitched.
Instead of a way freaky dead girl with scary facial features, a guy in a red outfit fell out onto the floor.
"Oro?"
"WHFH? Where the hell am I? Feh."
Sheena blinked. "It's Inuyasha!"
Miokiu looked at him. She stood up and poked him. "Doggie!"
"I'M NOT A DOGGIE! Feh."
"Sit boy!"
BAM! Inuyasha was 6 feet into the ground. "Owwww... I thought only Kagome could do that... ...Feh."
"Good doggie!"
The bell rang. Everyone ran off. Inuyasha sat on the floor, poking it. "Such strange material... Feh."
"Inuyasha, your goin' ta stay with me!"
Inuyasha screamed. "No! You look scary! Feh."
Sheena growled at him. "That's it, your getting tied up in the closet."
END CHAPTER TWO
Well, how was it? Please review!
NEXT TIME:
The
class is confused as to why Inuyasha is there until Sheena tells them
of the⦠magic TV. Dun dun dun! Expect more anime guest appearances
and more random-ness!
