Chapter one was a hit! So here's chapter two!
Blaze: I woke up. I walked out. Everyone was eating chocolate cake in the living room. Darry was sitting in his chair about to go to work.
Darry: I don't get it! What's with this "my chair"! It's not MY chair! Show me where exactly in the book it says that I have a chair!
Blaze: Ponyboy and Johnny and Two-bit were watching Mickey Mouse.
Two-bit: AGAIN WITH THE MICKEY! I mean no offense to the mouseā¦but I am not obsessed!
Blaze: Steve and Soda were rushing around getting ready for work. Soda didn't want to get dressed though. He would go naked if he could.
Pony: Stop stealing what I say! Get your own!
Steve: AND ENOUGH WITH THE WORK! I WORK PART TIME! PART TIME!
Blaze: I looked at Dally. I was in love with him and he loved me. Well, Two-bit, Steve and Johnny all love me. They've all asked me out a lot but I chose Dally.
Steve: I never asked you out! What the hell! I hate you! I would not ask you out! And besides, even if I liked you, WHICH I DON'T, you're my best friend's sister!
Dally: You little bitch! I do not like you and if you lie like that once more, you'll be dead!
Two-bit: Ewww! I hate you!
Johnny: I don't like you!
Blaze: Now I will switch topics for absolutely no reason and no connection. Pony had a girlfriend who is a Soc-
Jenna: Yeah, because it's so normal for a Greaser to go out with a Soc. Especially after the major clash between both classes.
Blaze: His Soc girlfriend doesn't know this, but he is cheating on her with Johnny.
Ponyboy: WHAT! No! Ewww! I do not have a Soc girlfriend and I am straight! That's gross!
Johnny: WH-WHAT::pales: EWWW!
Ponyboy: Nothing against anyone who is gay, I find nothing wrong with that. But read the book! Me and Johnny aren't!
Blaze: Now I will disobey my brothers and go outside by myself and get raped so that everyone will feel sorry for me.
There's chapter two!
Notes:
-I have nothing against gay people. It just bothers me when Johnny and Dally are portrayed that way because they aren't.
I know it is unprofessional that I am in the story, but this whole thing is making fun of and the whole thing is on purposely written unprofessionally.
Since the story got cancelled last time because I put myself in it, I created Jenna to serve the same purpose according to the rules.
Dreamer for lyf- My first review! Without even reading any other reviews, since I had no others to read at the time because you were my first, as soon as I saw it, I said "even if everyone hates it, just for you, Dreamer for lyf, I will write another chapter." So thank you!
Banana4422- I'm glad you find it funny. Here's more!
Cory- Yay! You like it! Here's more!
Ninaelis- I'm glad! Thank you!
DeltaDawne- I know right! I pisses me off so much with the Mickey Mouse thing. This is the book! And the whole Matt Dillon thing! You are so right! He was cast so wrongly! The rest were great and similar looking, but Matt Dillon! For one, he has BROWN hair! (Or is it black? Whatever, it's not blonde!) I'm so happy you like it!
Kate- Yup! Thanks for reading!
Der Kat- Ah, Der Kat! The somewhat inspirer of the story! I'm so happy you like it! Here's chapter two! Tell me what you think!
x fever x- I'm glad you liked it! Yes, Darry's name is Darrel.
Margaret Ames- Thank you! Here it is!
