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Chapter One - The Random Adventure of Kite, Black Rose, and Balmung!

5:30AM

A teenage boy sat behind his computer.

"Logging on!"

'Welcome Kite.'

A teenage girl with her PJ's still on sat behind her computer.

"Damn, it's too early to be up!"

'Welcome Black Rose.'

A guy sat.

"Hmm."

'Welcome Balmung.'

They all appeared in Mac Anu. Kite scratched his head, Black Rose yawned, and Balmung sighed.

"What exactly are we doing here again?" Balmung asked Kite.

"Uh... I dunno. Black Rose?"

Black Rose had fallen asleep standing up and was currently snoring.

"Nevermind." Kite sweat dropped. Balmung began to poke Black Rose with his sword. Kite looked at him.

"Uh, what are you doing?"

Balmung stopped and looked over at Kite. "Poking Black Rose."

"Why?"

He began to poke her again. "'Cause I'm bored."

"Cool! I'm gonna poke her too!" Kite began to poke Black Rose with his twin blades.

After about 10 minutes, Black Rose woke up. She saw Balmung and Kite poking her. She blinked a few times. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!"

"Poking you." they said in unison.

"Oh. Well sto--" she began to say, but was cut off because her HP meter was at zero and she died. Balmung and Kite blinked and began to poke each other until they died. Everyone stood there in ghost form.

"Uh... this is weird."

Black Rose sighed. "I'm logging off." Her ghost body disappeared in golden rings.

Balmung lay down on the ground. "I feel sick."

Kite looked at him. "Good for you."

END CHAPTER ONE

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