Disclaimer-I don't own Saiyuki or any of the wonderful vearitions (sp) of it

This story is based solely on this joke me and my friend "Ryoka Sanzo " have during PE... The clouds are ONLY in the west on a hot day, so you can figure it out...


Clouds

"Sanzoooooooooo where are we going now?" Goku yelled in his ear. "Shut up saru, we are still going west... But with a new purpose- To fight the demon Clouds!" Sanzo proclaimed. Sanzo had just recovered from a big car crash because Hakkai had somehow gotten drunk... Maybe because he drank to much? Anyway we all know that it isn't good to drink and drive (hopefully), but Hakkai didn't think that he was drunk and disobayed the law! So now everyone but Goku was injured, Goku was smart (eh?) enough to jump up and out as soon as he saw the car wobbleing while in motin, and avoided injurey. Anyway if he hadn't had jumped he would still be OK because Goku can never die... Goyjo just... well... let's say he is the same as Sanzo, a little out of it. Hakkai on the other hand became totally blind in his bad eye. "Hey Hakkai is Sanzo OK?" Goku asked. "Actually I don't think he is..." Hakkai said as he trailed off... (Oh look here comes onomontapia (ha shool!)) BAM

Suddenly you could see fireworks in the sky. "OOOOO it is purdy!" exclaimed Goku. "Shut up mokey, if there are 'works there must be chickens... I must find," Goyjo said starting to twitch his left eyebrow. "Oh my it seems as if Goyjo has gone in search of the OTHER type of chick this time..." Hakkai said pointing to the convenintly placed chicken coop next to them. "Look! The coluds... they move- East?" Sanzo confuzildy said. "Why yes they do," Hakkai said watching the clouds pass by. "Lookie! That one looks like a meat bun!" Goku said happily as he jumped up and down trying to catch it. "Meat bun?" Lirin said as she poped up from behind the bushes she was hiding in. "Yup! Look up there," Goku pointed at the meat bun cloud. "Cool! Now baldy why are you acting so... well off today?" "Oh Hakkai got into a drunk driving (gasp!) accdent." Goku said nonchallently. "Tsk tsk lady Lirin you worried me!" Yaone said, "Hakkai I am disapointed in you, and you are usually so responsiable." " I know" said Hakkai "I somehow actually got drunk." " I see..."

THE END... FOR NOW


A/N- Ya so what? it is short... and just a littile random, but what do you really expect from me? Just to let you know we also say on cloudless days "We shall go west... to fight Sanzo's deamon computer!" heeeheeeheee we are crazy and I am Goku!