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FMA Funnie's

Ther one's was a...uhh...er...ummm...a...thing ya thing named envy but envy was bored so he went to go find Our lil star of this anime Edward Elric.

Im bored said Envy with a yawn. Im going to go and find Full metal pipsqueek and see what he's up to cauz im so...bored (Envy:damn it i can't remember these damn line's

Some where Ed is at

why does life have to be boring ur boring Al said Ed. Well it's not my falt.yes it is said Ed.right said Al thinking to himself.Well don't u have to go to colonal's office to give him you'r repo- they was interupted by a meow of some sort of thing of a meow. AHHHH! what was that! said Ed Screaming like the little girl he is. Oh it's a umm-ALPHONSE!

it's so cute! XD said Edward in a happy little girl that jus got a new barbie doll tone(and how would i no that?)so u like it?.YES I D- GET RID OF IT NOW! YOU'R MEAN BROTHER YOU'R NOT EVEN HUMAN!said Al while he was uhh..er..like crying.So Alphonse ran out of the room in the prosess squashing the cat so flat that was thins as a flea.Alphonse! yelled Ed. wait come back here. and he ran out of the room trying to catch Al but squishing the flea flat cat and now it looked like the whole world's waight came crashing down on it and i no u don't want to imagen what the cat look's like now.

to were Roy and is unit is

Envy didn't try to look for the boy's sence they were gone when he snuck into the window but he did see the cat and accidently steped on it and it made a weird squishing nois.(eww) and then one of mustang's subordinent's walked in the door from Roy telling him that to tell Ed hurry up with that report so he didn't find the boy's but Envy insted

AAHHH! what are you doing in here said a frightin kain.ohh nothing.Envy then tried to knock kain out but he fell unconsious from finding the flea like flatened cat.Envy then was conffused.umm ok said Envy.then Envy transformed into kain fury and then was looking for mustang and his units he finally found it and went in

FURY yelled Roy. WERE IS M..MA-..MY DANG COFFE U NO I CAN'T GO A DAY WITHOUT MY COFF..FF..FE! I GET ALL FREAKED OUT! uhh sir?AHH! oh heh sorry

Hawkeye isn't here today sir said Havoc.AHHHH! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD THE APOCALYPSE! oh umm right heh. Envy/Kain couldn't hold in the laugh that much longer so he desided to make the dang coffe. it took bout five minute's he was getting bored again and he slipped some pill's in the coffe to spice thing up. so he left and everybody drank the coffe sept Riza because she wasn't there. the next morning Riza came into the office to find Roy in a pink thong(LMAO!) and Havoc a pink and puprle night goun with care bear's on it and the rest fell asleep but Roy and Havoc were dancing(lmao!). i think im going to take a week off of work said Riza.

were Al was running and Ed was trying to catch

WAIT AL.yelled Ed. NOT HUMAN! Ed could hear from Al but it was hard cause he was so far away and he was a lil dot

were envy put fury

Fury woke up but to find him slef in a truck full of cows horses and pigs ducks and a dog.Hello said Fury to the Dog. but the dog went over to Kain and craped on him (EEWW)

were Al is at

Al went into a forest that was filled with cat's later ...Al became the Cat king XD