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It was a grey and black tube, something he had never seen before. But it's beauty awed him; the rounded ends, the incredible tattoos on it's side…Jaken was in love.
"Master Sesshomaru! Where did you find such a magnificent creature!" The frog like demon asked stroking the Sharpie gently.
Sesshomaru kept facing forward with his two companions behind him as always.
"I found it with Inuyasha. It seems to have some kind of manipulative powers."
Rin leapt down from Ahh and Uhm (how DO you spell that thing's name!) and ran to Jaken's side. Her curiosity took control, and she reached out for the tube.
"Manipulative powers, Master Sesshomaru?"
Jaken yanked the Sharpie from her reach and held it out at arms length.
"Rin! This could be dangerous! Think before you-"
He noticed his grip loosen, then looked at his empty hand. Frantically, Jaken began scouring the ground for his lost love. Rin had made her way up beside Sesshomaru and was throwing questions at him as children do.
"What do you think it smells like!"
"I don't know, Rin."
Pop, off came the top (heh, that rhymed). Rin inhaled deeply then coughed. Sesshomaru looked down at the little girl coughing, then yanked the Sharpie from her hand. His eyes began to turn an ominous red, and he called Jaken over for assistance.
"Take Rin…Now…"
Jaken took Rin's small hand and bolted into the forest. Sesshomaru's face began to lengthen, soon his body grew into his giant demon form.
"I will destroy you for harming Rin!"
His jaws shot down towards the offensive object, but then a strange scent caught his attention. The smell was radiating from the tube. He sniffed once, twice, then a third time. The smell was intoxicating, and he craved more. He lay down on his paws and began a continuous string of long inhales. That Kagome woman that his inferior half brother travels with once called him a cocker spaniel. He did some inside work on this 'cocker spaniel' which involved him sending Jaken to retrieve a dog book from Kagome's bag. The small white dog did look like a miniature version of his demon form…Only it was adorable.
"I…want to be…Adorable!" Sesshomaru roared.
He shifted back into his usual form and grabbed the Sharpie. He patted his kimono, then searched through the thick fur of his tail.
"I have no mirror…The river!" (What's up with me rhyming today!)
Sesshomaru ran to the river and leaned over the edge of the bank so he could clearly view his face. He removed the top of the Sharpie, and drug the tip of the marker across his eye lid. Once his eyes were lined, he colored in his lips, made his eyebrows thicker, then proceeded to highlight his tail. He glanced in the rover again, and squealed for joy.
"I'm adorable!" He skipped off, leaving the Sharpie by the river bank.
While he skipped through the forest, Sesshomaru found some flowers growing and let out another squeal.
"I'll be cuter than ever!"
He plopped down on his butt and began to weave flowers through his hair and tail, and even tucking them in the sheath of Tokijin. He was tucking two more behind his ears when Rin and Jaken came up to his side.
"Master Sesshomaru! You look so ridiculous!" Jaken cried.
"Your pretty, Master Sesshomaru!" Rin giggled, and started applying the flowers to Sesshomaru.
"Here, Rin! Let's put flowers on you, too!" Sesshomaru said, throwing flowers all over the giggling girl.
Jaken watched, horrified, as the duo decorated each other. And when the both of them looked like giant flower balls, Sesshomaru stood up, started to run to Jaken.
"Come on, Jaken! It's…your…Turn…" Sesshomaru's eyes drooped, he smiled, then passed out before his retainer.
Rin waddled over to Jaken, her girth more than quadrupled by flowers.
"What happened to Master Sesshomaru, Jaken?" She questioned innocently.
Jaken just shook his head, and fell to the ground in a fetal position.
"I don't know, Rin. I just don't want it to happen again!"
Jaken lay on a fetal position, and Sesshomaru was passed out, and Rin was just wondering how the heck she was going to manage to get out of her flowery prison.
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"Wait up, Koga! Waaaait!"
Koga ignored the calls from behind him, and stopped to get a drink at the river. He dipped his head down, sipping the cool liquid. Something feel in the water beside him, catching his eye as it began to float down stream.
"Huh? What's this?" He murmured to himself, plucking the tube out of the water.
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