Ok, I know that I should be working hard on Queen of Kandrakar and Just a Taste (which I am), but I couldn't resist writing this little fic. Phobos bashing is fun!
Author's Note: This is inspired by beginner150 and lucifer.
Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own W.I.T.C.H., no matter how bad I want to. If I did, I would make sure that the U.S. would get the unedited comics and there would be more then 2 seasons of the show! Vote chorse for President!
A Hairless Situation
By chorse
"Sir, really, it isn't that bad."
"Look at me Cedric! Look at me!"
"I'm looking, my Prince, and I don't see what the big deal is, really," said a currently human-looking Cedric, blonde hair shaking in disbelief and blue eyes trying not to show amusement of any sort. "Really, you look very handsome."
"Cedric, I didn't know you bent that way," stated a wide-eyed Phobos.
"I don't. Come on, let's see Frost and Vathek, Sir." Grabbing the evil villian's sleeve, Cedric tugged him out of the dark recesses of the royal bedroom in search of the two cobalt men.
After about a half-hour of looking around the vast castle, they finally found the two creatures in a smaller tunnel close to the dungeons.
"Vathek. Frost. Please tell our Lord that he is still a very handsome man and it is not a big deal at all," pleaded Cedric (while he was talking, both Frost and his companion were thinking that they didn't know the snake-man was gay).
Vathek was the first to look. He put his hands to his mouth to stop the snicker that was about to escape. But it was Frost who broke down first.
"Hahahahahaha!" he guffawed, his crazy laughter echoing down the labyrinth of halls . The other blue man joined in. Cedric sweatdropped.
Phobos finally had it. "See! See! I told you it was a big deal! No, wait, scratch that. It's a HUGE deal!" With that, he spun around and cried all the way back to his room.
After a few minutes of excessive laughing, Vathek finally sat up and asked the blonde man what happened to Phobos. Cedric sighed.
'You know how Phobos killed the royal hairdresser about a month ago?"
"Yeah," said the secret rebel uncertainly.
"Well, his hair got really long and I mean REALLY long. And somehow…he managed to get lice."
"Is that why his head is shaved? Including the beard?"
"Including the beard."
Don't hurt me! This is my first attempt at humor.
Review, please!
