DRAMA MAKES A MOVE

Ryan and Seth were making honey sandwiches when a drunken Marissa stumbled into the kitchen. "Marissa, have you been drinking?" Ryan asked her "Of course" she replied "How the hell do you think I had the courage to tell Summer". Seth dropped honey all over his new shoes. "Told her what!" Seth asked both surprised and scared. "About you and Anna." Marissa informed him "but it's alright! Summer says she will let you and Anna get on with your life". "SHT!" Seth cried and he and Ryan ran to Seth's room. "Hello Seth" Summer sat on Seth's bed; arms crossed and captain Oats hanging from his miniature Gallows set. "Captain Oats!" Seth cried, falling to the ground crying. Ryan squatted down next to him and patted him on the back "Stay strong mate" he told him "And soon Captain Oats will be fine" Seth stopped moping and looked up as he wiped away a tear. "How?" he asked. Ryan walked to the Gallows set, unroped Captain Oats and gave him back to Seth. "There you go. Now if you don't mind me, I have a date with the drunken crazy girlfriend." Ryan stood up to leave "Oh yeah, after I deal with Theresa" he added then left Seth and Summer to talk. Ryan quietly tiptoed through the other entrance to Seth's ensuite bathroom. "5, 4, 3, 2, 1" he whispered to himself then listened to Summer shouting at Seth. "Typical" he said then walked down, back to the pool house.

Marissa was lying unconscious by the couch when Ryan was walking through the house to get to his room. Ryan stopped on his tracks and headed over to her. He tapped her gently on the shoulder and she stirred. He tapped Marissa's shoulder slightly harder and she looked up through one eye "What is it?" she asked. "Has the FBI come to get me?" Ryan knew that no matter what he said she wouldn't remember it so he replied "Unfortunately, NO. But it's time for you to get up" Marissa shut her eye again then sat up – half asleep. "Don't think that because I'm drunk," Marissa told him "… I won't remember" and with that Marissa collapsed on Ryan as he was helping her to the pool house. Ryan sat her up so it would look like from any other person's point of view, they were hugging and dragged her legs behind her limp body as he turned around to drag her to his little home. Ten minutes later, Ryan dragged his girlfriend into the pool house and dumped her on Seth's cartoon character pillows. Theresa reminded Ryan of her presence by clearing her throat. Ryan was startled and remembered Theresa was waiting for him to come back. "Where have you been?" Theresa asked him. Ryan stared at her in confusion. Theresa started again "I spend EIGHT MONTHS in a Looney bin and you go get a fancy house, a cute girlfriend and a life in Newport!" Ryan walked to her and sat her down on the bed, only she fell on her butt after he failed to realise that he had moved the bed after Marissa threw up on the other side of where his bed used to be. "Sorry" he said, not meaning it. Theresa sat up pulled out a pistol and held it half a metre away from Ryan's head. "You don't love me anymore, do you?" she asked, all distraught. Ryan waited for her to shoot as she waited for an answer. "WELL?" she screamed "DO YOU?" He looked at her and thought of what to say. Should I tell the truth? Ryan thought, OR should I lie… TRUTH, no! LIE, NO! TRUTH! Lie Ryan! LIE! LIE! LIE! LIE! LIE! LIE! "OKAY OKAY!" he shouted to himself "Theresa, I never loved you! What the hell made you think that? Oh yeah, you were in a Looney bin" YOU BLOODY IDIOT! HOW FING STUPID DO YOU GET?

"Theresa, I have to go to Newport, I cant say in chino any more" Ryan waited for her to abuse him but was more than surprised and confused when she cried and replied, "If you have to, but come back in 3 years to get me." She and Ryan hugged then Sandy Cohen broke them apart by telling Ryan they had to go. "Bye" Ryan called back to the girl next door as he took one last look and walked forward.

Now Ryan had another girl next door, a more caring but more 'Out of Control' girl. And he wanted to be with her, not Theresa. He wanted to go on holidays with her, not Theresa. And if he got abused he wanted to be abused by his weak, cute, helpless girlfriend Marissa. The thought of Theresa abusing him made him shudder. "Well," Theresa started "If I have no use for you, no one will" Everything went in slow motion. Theresa shot as Seth jumped on her, making her shot hit Ryan's shoulder instead of his head. Marissa leaped on top of Seth and summer, pssed at Seth Jumped on the pile, hoping to squish him. "Seth, are you okay?" Summer asked sympathetically. "NO!" Seth exclaimed, pointing out he had two girls suffocating him. Summer smiled then said one word - "Good" then stood up and helped Marissa. "RYAN YOU'RE, you're, you're?..." "Bleeding" Summer said, finishing off Marissa's sentence. Seth stood up on his good leg and limped to his phone. He rang 911 and called the ambulance. "Come on" He said. "We have to lie Ryan down and bandage his arm… Oh…" As he was telling them what to do, he failed to realise that Ryan was lying half conscious on his bed with Marissa and Summer, bandaging his arm with Summer's wrap. "This was my Gucci" she complained as she watched the second love of her life get soaked in Ryan's blood. Twenty Minutes later Ryan fainted from blood loss and Marissa fainted on his leg from Alcohol consumption, again. The ambulance arrived and took both Marissa and Ryan to the hospital while the police took Theresa back to the Looney bin. Summer and Seth were left in the pool house with Anna's shouting at the 'Home and Away' marathon on the TV Ryan bought her for her birthday. "So…" Seth said "what do we do now?" Summer smiled a devilish smile. "Get rid of Anna" she started "wait, how many days were you lying to me about Anna going?" Seth shyly looked down then at her "39 days" he mumbled. "Okay then" Summer replied "Beg for 39 hours on your knees for me to take you back and get married in a week as we planned" Seth obliged, falling to his knees while hugging summers legs, begging her to take him back like a girl who wanted a Barbie from the Toy shop.