Wow, I'm so sick of writing these little notes. And by the way, my whiny readers, I revoke my previous statement that "The Music of the Night" was bore-me-to-tears boring. It was the seventeen ice cream sandwiches talking. Forget about it! Geez. Excuse me while I go find more ice cream sandwiches.:)

In the main hallway with the statues my cousin likes so much

Firmin: Oh, God, what is wrong with this place? First it's Carlotta, now it's Christine. They're evaporating like Hilary Duff's fan clubs!

Phantom from behind: Maybe they think their new managers are a bunch of morons...

Firmin: Yes, that's probably it…

Andre: Damn it all, Firmin, stop talking to yourself and help me sort out this rut! We have no cast, there is a phantom bitching for money, and all the doughnuts are gone!

Firmin: Oh, God, why bother? Picks up pistol

Andre: Don't you dare! Hey! You got a note too! Plucks note out of Firmin's back pocket

Firmin: Mine is just a note telling me to fork over the dough

Andre: Mine tells me to stop kissing Carlotta's ass and just put her to work serving refreshments

Raoul: Hey, anybody seen Christine? I've been waiting in my carriage for two days now!

Firmin: No, we haven't seen her. What am I, her zookeeper?

Raoul: Wow, and we brag of French nobility and politeness. Where did this letter come from? I found it in my cereal box.

Andre takes note

Andre: reads note Raoul: You keep your filthy mitts off Christine! Besides, there is somebody more suited to your tastes. His name is Prince Charming. You two have the same brand of lipstick and are both Sagittarius. It was a match made in hell. TTFN.

Raoul: Charming fellow, isn't he?

Firmin: Y'know, I met that Prince Charming guy. He's really c-

Carlotta: HOO DAHS GO AHND SEND ME DIS LEHTER!

Firmin pops two aspirin oh good, you're back!

Carlotta: DONCHU TRY TAH BUTTER ME AHP. SAMBADDY SEND ME DIS LEHTER. TIS INSAHLTING! I SINKS ZE VICOMTE SEND IT!

Firmin pops two more aspirin

Raoul: I didn't send you squat! What does it say? Snatches letter

Raoul: reads Dear Carlotta: You suck! I've heard prettier serenades from the back end of a dying cow! Giggles if you try to take Christine's place, I'll take that precious doggie of yours and shove it where the sun doesn't shine! I remain your obedient servant, O.G.

Andre: Give me some aspirin, Firmin.

Firmin: Find your own. Something tells me I'm going to need them.

Phantom from behind: I stole your aspirin…cough up and I'll give it back.

Firmin: You keep it. I'm just trying to figure out who's behind this

Phantom from behind: You guys have to be incredibly stupid not to figure this out. I'm behind you, dumbass!

Andre: Stop talking to yourself Firmin. It's creepy.

Firmin: It must be the aspirin talking… My conscience keeps bugging me

Phantom: I give up goes away

Madame Giry: Miss Daae has returned. Thought you might want to know.

Raoul: Can I see her?

Meg: No. She has given us specific orders not to let anybody of an extremely foppish nature see her.

Raoul sits down and starts sucking his thumb

Firmin: Far too many notes for my taste. Let's make a plot twist and disobey the opera ghost!

All: Huzzah! This scene would be pointless if we didn't!

Will Firmin reclaim his aspirin? Where is that poodle going to end up? Who ate all those doughnuts? Is this the end of mah writing that makes sense? Tune in later, kiddies, and find out!